Sexiest thing about men...

[stormlord]

Please note: selecting just one does not mean that's the ONLY thing you consider sexy about men!

Anybody can vote. Everyone has an opinion. I voted on the Penis poll.

Also, I'd like you to give an example of a super duper sexy/hot guy! Don't restrict yourself This is fantasy. Think of the studliest man on earth that we can google and find pictures of and put his name in your reply. Don't feel ashamed. While it's true that guys care about being sexy and competing with other guys for girls, this does not mean we run from the facts. We like to know where we're on the sexiness meter so we can plan our futures and select the right mate for ourselves. Thank you for coming here.

Don't be shy!

[stormlord]

This post isn't public. It won't show what you voted for.

[Feces]

You're a faggot.

[naez]

thank god

[Tommy_Wiseau]

b

[naez]

I'm so cool they call me El Culo

[nilbog]

As I consider all men equally hideous, I would have to vote by manliness.

Theodore Roosevelt

-spoke french, german, and english fluently.
-alumni of harvard and columbia
-state representative for New York at age 23
-deputy sheriff in north dakota. after thieves stole his river boat, he apprehended them, guarded them for 40 hours on the way back to trial
-commissioner of the nypd. he went undercover at night as a beat cop, to catch employees slacking off or accepting bribes so he could beat them up.
-assistant secretary of the navy- effectively declared war on spain with no authority, and ordered the spanish fleet sunk at manila
-resigned as secretary of the navy and formed his group the 'rough riders', beat cuba's ass, owned san juan hill, got medal of honor and promotion to colonel
-ran for governor of new york, only to be positioned as vice president instead
-became president of the united states
-won the nobel peace prize
-created a great white fleet of battleships and sent them to tour the world
-survived an assassination attempt, and while having a bullet lodged in him proceeded to give his 1.5 hour scheduled speech while bleeding.
-decided to be an explorer, discovered Rio Teodoro in the Amazon

http://www.amazingben.com/teddyroosevelt-portrait.jpg

runners up: mostly mythological or superheroes

edit: was writing this before the poll or i wouldn't have responded at all :T

[naez]

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[Pico]

i did it all for the nookie, so u can take that cookie and stick it up ur yea

[returnofahipster]

As I consider all men equally hideous, I would have to vote by manliness.

Theodore Roosevelt

-spoke french, german, and english fluently.
-alumni of harvard and columbia
-state representative for New York at age 23
-deputy sheriff in north dakota. after thieves stole his river boat, he apprehended them, guarded them for 40 hours on the way back to trial
-commissioner of the nypd. he went undercover at night as a beat cop, to catch employees slacking off or accepting bribes so he could beat them up.
-assistant secretary of the navy- effectively declared war on spain with no authority, and ordered the spanish fleet sunk at manila
-resigned as secretary of the navy and formed his group the 'rough riders', beat cuba's ass, owned san juan hill, got medal of honor and promotion to colonel
-ran for governor of new york, only to be positioned as vice president instead
-became president of the united states
-won the nobel peace prize
-created a great white fleet of battleships and sent them to tour the world
-survived an assassination attempt, and while having a bullet lodged in him proceeded to give his 1.5 hour scheduled speech while bleeding.
-decided to be an explorer, discovered Rio Teodoro in the Amazon

http://www.amazingben.com/teddyroosevelt-portrait.jpg

runners up: mostly mythological or superheroes

edit: was writing this before the poll or i wouldn't have responded at all :T

this is beyond absurd. But when you say discovered you mean by white people right. YOU CANNOT DISCOVER SOMETHING WHERE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY LIVING. Since when does upholding American imperialism against indigenous people make someone a hero?

[Secrets]

His vagina.

[Ravun]

His vagina.
I lol'd

[Ennoia]

this is beyond absurd. But when you say discovered you mean by white people right. YOU CANNOT DISCOVER SOMETHING WHERE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY LIVING. Since when does upholding American imperialism against indigenous people make someone a hero?

If it's not already documented, it hasn't been discovered. Lots of other white people have been through South America, you know, the ones that destroyed most of the tribes there? They didn't write down shit, either.

[Harrison]

this is beyond absurd. But when you say discovered you mean by white people right. YOU CANNOT DISCOVER SOMETHING WHERE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY LIVING. Since when does upholding American imperialism against indigenous people make someone a hero?

Civilized peoples' discoveries are the implied connotation.

It has nothing to do with color you racist piece of shit.

[stormlord]

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[Messianic]

::insert hippie/hipster moral outrage::

::offer hipster free organic tea, "medical" marijuana, and free beatles vinyl::

::hipster returns to hacky sack in contentment::