I have begining stages of Razorburn I am saddened...

[visage]

I decided to shave instead of wax my prized regions on Saturday morning. I did this because of of Saturday night... Today is Sunday - well Monday now... I see little red dots and they itch. I am angry.... Hopefully it clears up with weekend or I will be on the forums whacking off to your RL pics as I cry from the burning pain of razor burn... I can't let anyone see it , it ruins the Image/visage... Im hurt... Discuss...

[Tommy_Wiseau]

dude i have some burn on my legs atm, shit is terrible

if u want we can cam2cam our razor bumps if you get lonely

[Swishahouse]

So many different images, so many visages. Your nonoplace is bumpy and coarse. You must change its guise...

[visage]

So many different images, so many visages. Your nonoplace is bumpy and coarse. You must change its guise...

LOL <3

[visage]

dude i have some burn on my legs atm, shit is terrible

if u want we can cam2cam our razor bumps if you get lonely

I don't shave my legs comparing groin area to legs is weak do better

[Tommy_Wiseau]

ok i'll work on it

[visage]

ok i'll work on it

Don't get razorburn for me. If you really want to see my shit just ask yiblaan hah

[Envious]

The first time I shaved my head against the grain I was scared, because this guy I knew in college shaved his bald for a costume party... and he had razorburn over his whole head for almost a week.

But personally, never had it above the jaw line, but always have issues with it on my neck. Should just grow a neck beard. Those are awesome.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

i kinda want to lazer my face, my facial hair is grainy as shit and not kawaii

[visage]

U never had burn in your groin area??? Dude your a lucky SOB. Tis why I say WAX WAX WAX fuck shaving

[Mardur]

I'm a man, so I don't shave/wax anything not on my face.

[Swishahouse]

I'm a man, so I don't shave/wax anything not on my face.

Hey manly man. There is nothing wrong some manscaping but I totally agree that shaving and/or waxing is over the top.



What ever happened to trimming up using some scissors? Visage you aren't SUPPOSED to get that close man....TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT BRO.

[Mardur]

Not trimming is just being lazy. Waxing is being a gay.

[Shannacore]

Not trimming is just being lazy. Waxing is being a gay.

[SUSUGAM]

shutup

[skulldudes]

as a man, i don't know what to say to this thread. i don't own a razor.

[Aadill]

as a man,i don't own a razor.

does not compute.

perhaps a man... but a man? get outta town, boy-o

[Ektar]

god you must be one ugly fucker

[Shannacore]

as a man, i don't know what to say to this thread. i don't own a razor.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Ektar]

I mean unless you get your beard trimmed along with your hair at a haircutter.

but then we're back at not manly

[Ektar]

hi shanna

[skulldudes]

a pair of clippers and some scissors is all a fella needs

[Aadill]

do you not grow a neckbeard or something?

[Ektar]

clippers razor same thing

at least I think of my "beard trimmer" as the same thing as a razor. I'd never heard of the term clipper til college and my roommate was all like CLIPPERS SON I was like is that some black hip hop thing

[Hasbinbad]

Those red bumps all over your crotch are herpes lesions, not razorburn.

(can't believe none of you said that yet, you're all losing your focus)

[Ektar]

hbb you are right :(

[Aadill]

You know what I hate? multi-blade razors.

Beard hair just gets stuck in between the blades.

Dual edge safety razor or straight blade for maximum manliness

[skulldudes]

beards 4 life

[Ektar]

when I get my hair cut the dude pulls out the straight blade and shaves excess hair riding u pfrom y back. One time he just kept fucking going like he couldn't believe how much there was or something.

[Aadill]

when I get my hair cut the dude pulls out the straight blade and shaves excess hair riding u pfrom y back. One time he just kept fucking going like he couldn't believe how much there was or something.

bear spotted.

get the tranqs.



















or a rainbow flag.

[Shannacore]

hi shanna

hi ^_^

[JenJen]

I decided to shave instead of wax my prized regions on Saturday morning. I did this because of of Saturday night... Today is Sunday - well Monday now... I see little red dots and they itch. I am angry.... Hopefully it clears up with weekend or I will be on the forums whacking off to your RL pics as I cry from the burning pain of razor burn... I can't let anyone see it , it ruins the Image/visage... Im hurt... Discuss...

Pics or GTFO

[Swishahouse]

get outta town, boy-o

BOY-O

I mean unless you get your beard trimmed along with your hair at a haircutter.

but then we're back at not manly

This is one of the problems men face these days. These "haircutter" facilities are no substitute for a a straight up goddamn MENS BARBER SHOP. You know, the ones where you can't make appointments and you gotta wait for two hours minimum. But its great because during that time you can shoot the breeze with the old timers about politics, buy some bootleg DVDs and other things out the back of a van and even grab a nice satchel of buds.


-- Comparison --


Hair Cuttery:

http://www.expressnightout.com/content/photos/HairCutt1-450.jpg

Barber Shop:

http://vincethebarber.michael-mora.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ds1.jpg


P.S. Only a Man should cut another Man's hair. Females do not work in Barber Shops.

[Ektar]

dude are those like 13 year olds cutting hair?

[Swishahouse]

dude are those like 13 year olds cutting hair?

shock the monkey, young barber

[Aadill]

Swishy while I agree with your thoughts on it, that example is kinda bad: everyone is getting their head shaved with a electric trimmers, not cut and trimmed to perfection with good ol' fashioned metal shears.

Where's the leather strop for the razor blades? Where's the warm towels and fresh made lather for a real man's shave?

The first step to getting a better hair cut is at the door:

http://i.imgur.com/O9OfX.jpg

[Ihealyou]

I get my hair cut by 70 year old Russian men, and it really does make a difference.

[Swishahouse]

Swishy while I agree with your thoughts on it, that example is kinda bad: everyone is getting their head shaved with a electric trimmers, not cut and trimmed to perfection with good ol' fashioned metal shears.

Where's the leather strop for the razor blades? Where's the warm towels and fresh made lather for a real man's shave?

The first step to getting a better hair cut is at the door:

http://i.imgur.com/O9OfX.jpg

I agree fully Aadill. For those style of cuts electric trimmers are essentially required. You know that I no longer get my hair cut in a high fade and I too understand the sheer beauty of a scissor cut.

[Autotune]

i go to one of those Just4him places where you can get a free beer and cigar and what not with a "hair cut".

Then i go home and take out my electric sheers and fix it with a #2

[Tommy_Wiseau]

a pair of clippers and some scissors is all a fella needs

neckbearded uggo detected

[Autotune]

i go to one of those Just4him places where you can get a free beer and cigar and what not with a "hair cut".

Then i go home and take out my electric sheers and fix it with a #2

http://www.just4him.biz/

[Tommy_Wiseau]

i wonder if the hummer there is implying you can buy a platinum shave w/ happy ending

[Autotune]

http://www.just4him.biz/

http://just4himhaircutlounge.com/shoppingcart/images/IMG_0247.jpg

[Aadill]

I agree fully Aadill. For those style of cuts electric trimmers are essentially required. You know that I no longer get my hair cut in a high fade and I too understand the sheer beauty of a scissor cut.

c'mon there was a perfectly good pun there. I wanted to say, "I C WUT U DID!"

http://just4himhaircutlounge.com/shoppingcart/images/IMG_0247.jpg

why didn't you quote your quoted quote and have it all in one post?

inefficient.

[skulldudes]

neckbearded uggo detected

also fat. go troll the picture thread, i'm in there somewhere.

[Aadill]

http://just4himhaircutlounge.com/shoppingcart/images/IMG_0247.jpg

inefficient.

(actually I just wanted to quote the picture)

[Swishahouse]

c'mon there was a perfectly good pun there. I wanted to say, "I C WUT U DID!"


FUCK i wanted it to be that shear. I've failed =( Pals?

[Aadill]

FUCK i wanted it to be that shear. I've failed =( Pals?

I C WUT U DIDN'T DO, BOY-O~

[Tommy_Wiseau]

also fat. go troll the picture thread, i'm in there somewhere.

i'm just joshing you pal i'm sure you are a beautiful person

[skulldudes]

just wait til you see my softball-sized goiter and encompassing burn scars

[Tumdumm]

neckbearded uggo detected

hey tommy your movie fuckin sucked
'the room', more like 'the piece of shit'

[XiakenjaTZ]

that reminds me of the homer simpson's "best webpage ever"

way too much noise and stuff going on.

[visage]

Lol at some of the comments "Waxing is gay". Lol cause it determines your sexuality right??? LOL get out of here. Your telling me no man here shaved his entire nether region for a woman to "Change it up". I prefer waxing because I don't razor burn this way and no ingrown hairs. Besides when you wax you got to wait till the hair is 1/2 inchs to rewax again. Therefore by the second week it's as tho you trimmed nicely. I've done the scissor trick a few times , but I'm not a barber if the hair isn't cut the same length it looks weird. I'm all about details... I like a woman to go down there notice my Tat shit is well taken care off. Doesn't smell like a locker room and enjoy it. Now honestly for comfortability I like to have some pubage against pubage. I think every man could agree when "Grinding" ( aka woman on top you on bottom) skin to skin contact can not feel so good. Oh And I don't wax my nuts , I shave it waxing your nuts seems scary... Regardless Men keep your shit looking good and take pride in it. Whether you shave , trim , and wax. Don't be a bush.

[Harrison]

ITT: confused individual attempts to portray its confidence and fails, still doesn't know whether it likes cocks in its ass more or not.

[visage]

Pics or GTFO

I accept your challenge. It's time Jen to put up or shut up gimme your email and have a look.

[Shannacore]

I'm all about details... I like a woman to go down there notice my Tat shit is well taken care off.

So wait, do you have a tattoo near your dick, or did you forget a few letters in the word 'taint' ?

[visage]

So wait, do you have a tattoo near your dick, or did you forget a few letters in the word 'taint' ?

I have one on my dick... It says "Visage" like i said gimme your email and you can confirm

[Swishahouse]

I have one on my dick... It says "Visage" like i said gimme your email and you can confirm

If you look over to our left on this part of the tour we have the Ancient Toadstool Visage.



:eek: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! :eek:

[visage]

If you look over to our left on this part of the tour we have the Ancient Toadstool Visage.



:eek: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! :eek:

Imma have my dick removed and frozen in time after age 60

[Tommy_Wiseau]

where will u pee out of?

[visage]

where will u pee out of?

Some tube constructed thing probably. I don't care I'll be rockin the adult diapers at 60 for fun and making some hot teen change it as a job... My retirement is gonna be bitchin been saving since I was 19

[Swishahouse]

Some tube constructed thing probably. I don't care I'll be rockin the adult diapers at 60 for fun and making some hot teen change it as a job... My retirement is gonna be bitchin been saving since I was 19

Boxers or Briefs brah? Depends.

[Ennoia]

Get Veet with Aloe. It works like Nair without any burn.

[Mardur]

You wear women's makeup and wax your body. You spend a large portion of the day showing off pictures of yourself with various women on an EverQuest forum. The vast majority of your posts has something to do with dicks. You can just come out and tell us man, no one's gonna judge.

[visage]

You wear women's makeup and wax your body. You spend a large portion of the day showing off pictures of yourself with various women on an EverQuest forum. The vast majority of your posts has something to do with dicks. You can just come out and tell us man, no one's gonna judge.

Dude... If your trying to insult me its halarious considering the source. I saw your pic... LOL I can tell you right now you and me in a look contest I think I would favor over you any day of the week. I take care of myself and my body. No shame in that. I wear makeup at times , I do my hair. I wax I shave. I also work out and diet. I care about how I look. I find it fun and rewarding on all levels. I'm not saying im gorgeous or hot by any means. But, comparing how I look now to a year ago I can honestly say its one hell of a improvement. You on the other hand have a lot of things you could approve. But, the male stigma on males not attending to their looks as much as females needs to die. You can do whatever you want. I like sex appeal. As far as comming out. I have no shame saying I expierenced sexual things with males in the past. I no longer do , because that's not what I prefer. But hey bro least I can say I tried it can you??? I love Vagina, I love anal with a woman thats how it goes =)

[TooLCORE]

Harrison looks better than you...

[visage]

Harrison looks better than you...

That may be so , but I've seen pics with the woman he get's. He must be personality driven , where I am sex driven...

[Mardur]

The difference between me and you is that I'm completely confident in who I am, and I don't have to wear makeup and wax my body to get laid.

[TooLCORE]

The difference between me and you is that I need to wear makeup and wax my body to get laid.

fixed

[visage]

The difference between me and you is that I'm completely confident in who I am, and I don't have to wear makeup and wax my body to get laid.

Right... I think it's fair to say I have higher standards than you. As I am a shallow person when it comes to who I choose to give it too. I am confident who I am too. Which is why I don't give a rats ass about saying I wear makeup or been with dudes in the past etc. Where if you look at statistics most men will lie to other men about any expierences with men. IN fear , it's quite common. The male stigma and social conditioning that goes on is halarious. Wearing makeup as a male in other countries is more socially acceptable than the United states. You don't like it??? Don't fuckin wear it. Your favorite actors wear it , tv , hollywood etc. Oh ,but they get a write off from insults " They are acting". LOL you get laid? I really would love to see any of the photos of the woman you lay. Please post so I can critique.

[visage]

Get Veet with Aloe. It works like Nair without any burn.

Never tried it you can confirm it works well?

[Falisaty]

DUDE seriously learn about witch-hazel..... Keeps the little red bumps at bay. if u gana shave ur shit always apply generously afterwords the lady's will thank you for it

[visage]

DUDE seriously learn about witch-hazel..... Keeps the little red bumps at bay. if u gana shave ur shit always apply generously afterwords the lady's will thank you for it

Will check it out , tho I will be going back to waxing next time around. This time I thought I could get away with not having to go get waxed.

[Swishahouse]

Will check it out , tho I will be going back to waxing next time around. This time I thought I could get away with not having to go get waxed.

Don't sass me back!

[visage]

Don't sass me back!

What up playa

[burkemi5]

wanna know how i know you're gay? you shave your junk

[Ennoia]

Never tried it you can confirm it works well?

Confirmed. Veet with Aloe works wonders, but I've got pretty tough skin and a high pain tolerance for stuff like that so you might wanna try a test area on na somewhat sensitive-skinned area that isn't directly on your balls or dick before committing to it in case your skin reacts poorly.

[visage]

wanna know how i know you're gay? you shave your junk

Wanna know how I know your gay? Because I put it in your butt..

[Falisaty]

wanna know how i know you're gay? you shave your junk

So ur saying if a man shaves his shit he is automatically gay???... guess that means every other man in the porn industry is gay because there all shaved??? i know for a fact im not gay and my shit is shaved. shave it almost every day TBH as my hair grows super fast.

U sir should try it may be u wouldn't scare the lady's so much... or at least keep them from giggling at ur ass

[Mardur]

Wanna know how I know your gay? Because I put it in your butt..

Nah pretty sure raping another man still just makes you gay.

[Ennoia]

Nah pretty sure raping another man still just makes you gay.

Mardur knows from experience.

[visage]

Nah pretty sure raping another man still just makes you gay.

It's not rape if you obliged Pm sent back

[skulldudes]

there is no excuse for a man to wear eyeliner

[visage]

there is no excuse for a man to wear eyeliner

Nope just reasons bro. Glad you agree which color do you rock?

[skulldudes]

i literally hate you irl after seeing your picture, don't even talk to me

[Rhambuk]

Razorburn sucks but so do you

[Rhambuk]

http://just4himhaircutlounge.com/shoppingcart/images/IMG_0247.jpg

my face hurts from frowning so hard

[Harrison]

there is no excuse for a man to wear eyeliner

[visage]

Razorburn sucks but so do you

I may suck , but you sir swallow.

[visage]

I AM fat

[burkemi5]

So ur saying if a man shaves his shit he is automatically gay???... guess that means every other man in the porn industry is gay because there all shaved??? i know for a fact im not gay and my shit is shaved. shave it almost every day TBH as my hair grows super fast.

U sir should try it may be u wouldn't scare the lady's so much... or at least keep them from giggling at ur ass

i'm sorry, but i don't want to look like a 12 year old pre pubescent boy bragging about his first pube. furthermore, i don't want my girl looking like that. bushes are coming back bros

[hotstud]

I thought every other man in the porn industry was gay, amiwrong?

[Falisaty]

I thought every other man in the porn industry was gay, amiwrong?

Only the ones doing gay porn bro..... all the rest are bi

[Falisaty]

i'm sorry, but i don't want to look like a 12 year old pre pubescent boy bragging about his first pube. furthermore, i don't want my girl looking like that. bushes are coming back bros

So ur saying ur 4'10" 88lb and scrony... only way ur going to look like a prepubesent 12 yo. And bush may be comming back but i normally dont like to eat hair pie and im know the ladys dont like pulling little black squigly hairs from the back of their throut. i expect them to be trimed if not bald so i return the curtisy... i just like being hairless down their as short hairs itch.

[visage]

It's cured bros! This weekend game on...