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Shannacore
09-14-2011, 02:58 PM
y/n

Scribbles
09-14-2011, 03:20 PM
y



also, she is SO fucking hot (even tho the pictures are not particularly flattering)

Scribbles
09-14-2011, 03:21 PM
http://fleshbot.com/5840086/are-these-nude-photos-of-scarlett-johansson-the-real-deal

Marmo
09-14-2011, 03:22 PM
I think so, the reflection of her tatoo is a dead giveaway.

I expected a nicer rack but damn what an ass...

guineapig
09-14-2011, 03:23 PM
Moving to NSFW due to the link.

Scribbles
09-14-2011, 03:26 PM
hoho tralinas thread griefed

Swishahouse
09-14-2011, 03:30 PM
fake: looks like secrets kinda

guineapig
09-14-2011, 03:31 PM
I'll be happy to move it back to off-topic if you want to remove the link.

Shannacore
09-14-2011, 03:31 PM
fact: swisha took nudes of Secrets and posted them saying the were Scarlet J's

Swishahouse
09-14-2011, 03:34 PM
fact: swisha took nudes of Secrets and posted them saying the were Scarlet J's

^^

Pico
09-14-2011, 03:35 PM
she looks frumpy

i like frumpy

Nazran
09-14-2011, 03:49 PM
meh... I was expecting a little bit more. Her 'amazing rack' looks like it might be more about an amazing bra. Same reaction I had when Kat Dennings nudes leaked... I was like, thats it?!

Supreme
09-14-2011, 03:56 PM
she looks frumpy

i like frumpy

Frumpy needs love too.

dude
09-14-2011, 04:02 PM
So like where are tralinas? hope she hasn't gone lezbo on me, man that would really suck.

where are the forum tags? my god they fuck us out of everything they can.

so where are they tral....

Shannacore
09-14-2011, 04:06 PM
So like where are tralinas? hope she hasn't gone lezbo on me, man that would really suck.

where are the forum tags? my god they fuck us out of everything they can.

so where are they tral....

no nudes 4 u

Nazran
09-14-2011, 04:07 PM
no nudes 4 u

Not 4 him, so you are confirming there are nudes.

dude
09-14-2011, 04:12 PM
kk tralina ....let me go find a cash machine.

Swishahouse
09-14-2011, 04:24 PM
Not 4 him, so you are confirming there are nudes.

there are if ur popular

xshayla701
09-14-2011, 04:44 PM
there are if ur popular

how do i get popular???

JenJen
09-14-2011, 05:13 PM
thank you for this thread. she has bad boobs.

Swishahouse
09-14-2011, 05:15 PM
how do i get popular???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJcT4PP80I

Secrets
09-14-2011, 05:21 PM
She looks like me when naked with no makeup.

:D

Rais
09-14-2011, 05:31 PM
No. No she doesn't

Anger
09-14-2011, 05:40 PM
People get WAY too excited over a butt and one boob.

Swishahouse
09-14-2011, 05:42 PM
She looks like me when naked with no makeup.

:D

thats what i said! the resemblance is uncanny!!

Estrang
09-14-2011, 06:51 PM
No. No she doesn't

You must be blind

Littlegyno
09-14-2011, 07:13 PM
Said it before, I'll say it again. Secrets, I'd fuck the shit out of you if you dressed like a thai lady boy.

Dirt McGirt
09-14-2011, 07:13 PM
Said it before, I'll say it again. Secrets, I'd fuck the shit out of you if you dressed like a thai lady boy.

wrxBRAH
09-14-2011, 08:17 PM
nice e standards. shes a legit 9/10. i have yet to meet a chick whos tits didnt look distorted from that angle. mosquito bites dont count either.

Envious
09-14-2011, 10:04 PM
NIce ass

nalkin
09-14-2011, 10:34 PM
I thought her boobs were bigger?

SUSUGAM
09-14-2011, 10:51 PM
looks like dg tbh

deathgirl
09-14-2011, 10:52 PM
her butts exactly the same shape as mine :)

deathgirl
09-14-2011, 10:56 PM
I thought her boobs were bigger?

do you realize what girls, especially famous girls, do to their breasts to fill out gowns and outfits and shit? they use duct tape. they wear three bras and clip the straps behind their necks. there's very common breast tape you can buy if you're too fancy for duct tape. boys that are ez to fool make me ashamed :mad:

SUSUGAM
09-14-2011, 10:58 PM
do you realize what girls, especially famous girls, do to their breasts to fill out gowns and outfits and shit? they use duct tape. they wear three bras and clip the straps behind their necks. there's very common breast tape you can buy if you're too fancy for duct tape. boys that are ez to fool make me ashamed :mad:

blah blah blah false advertisement blah blah boner material for 14 year olds blah blah

deathgirl
09-14-2011, 11:00 PM
blah blah blah false advertisement blah blah boner material for 14 year olds blah blah

success in this world is measured by how easily you can trick 14 year olds into getting boners, I wouldn't take it lightly

SUSUGAM
09-14-2011, 11:05 PM
success in this world is measured by how easily you can trick 14 year olds into getting boners, I wouldn't take it lightly

my lady is a genious

deathgirl
09-14-2011, 11:06 PM
my lady is a genious

your an embarasment. just stop.

Kassel
09-14-2011, 11:20 PM
You'r*

SUSUGAM
09-14-2011, 11:25 PM
You'r*

you comment on the your and not on the embarasment? step up your game, trollbait

SUSUGAM
09-14-2011, 11:28 PM
You'r*

and seriously your too stupid to even realize it's a conjunction...

You're

like, you are. sigh.

Mardur
09-14-2011, 11:31 PM
ok deathgirl is starting to get annoying.

Mardur
09-14-2011, 11:32 PM
show me your tits and maybe I'll forgive. maybe.

deathgirl
09-14-2011, 11:37 PM
show me your tits and maybe I'll forgive. maybe.

just look at the link on the first page. they're close enough to that

Autotune
09-14-2011, 11:39 PM
her butts exactly the same shape as mine :)

ASS or GTFO

Autotune
09-14-2011, 11:40 PM
just look at the link on the first page. they're close enough to that

Tits or GTFO

deathgirl
09-14-2011, 11:43 PM
ASS or GTFO

tsktsk. an exposed pic of scarlet's butt isn't enough for your jollys? what good would a replica do? this is why i'm secretly gay

Mardur
09-14-2011, 11:45 PM
those pics are kind of a let down tbh.

Autotune
09-14-2011, 11:47 PM
tsktsk. an exposed pic of scarlet's butt isn't enough for your jollys? what good would a replica do? this is why i'm secretly gay

no, you peaked my interest.

You say that they are similar/identical but provide no proof. Why insist that you and her are similar but provide no proof.

You may very well be a 6'1 220lb guy trying to get his jollies off by hoping that some 5'10 140lb nerd PM's you with promises of pounding your ass non-stop for weeks.

If i wanted to get my "jollys" i'd just go to megaporn or some other free porn site. I mean, we are on the internets.

SUSUGAM
09-14-2011, 11:51 PM
i got load o pix of her to get my jollies off to :D

Diggles
09-14-2011, 11:57 PM
piqued* my interest

Autotune
09-14-2011, 11:58 PM
piqued* my interest

yeah that too

Ames
09-14-2011, 11:59 PM
just look at the link on the first page. they're close enough to that

I wanna see that purty pussy

Diggles
09-15-2011, 12:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NB1ql.jpg

Envious
09-15-2011, 12:01 AM
Amazing how every chick on the P99 forums has some feature of Scarlet Johansson...

But seriously, all the chicks I've seen on these forums are kinda toasty... maybe a 5/10.

Scarlet Johansson is an easy 8, duct tape or no.

Diggles
09-15-2011, 12:02 AM
dg shouldernipple

SUSUGAM
09-15-2011, 12:06 AM
Amazing how every chick on the P99 forums has some feature of Scarlet Johansson...

But seriously, all the chicks I've seen on these forums are kinda toasty... maybe a 5/10.

Scarlet Johansson is an easy 8, duct tape or no.

cool name

Mardur
09-15-2011, 12:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NB1ql.jpg

It took me years of hard work and dedication to ascend to legendary Project 1999 status. For Kimm Barely it took 1 tit.

deathgirl
09-15-2011, 01:50 AM
It took me years of hard work and dedication to ascend to legendary Project 1999 status. For Kimm Barely it took 1 tit.

a testament to the base nature of man

Knuckle
09-15-2011, 02:28 AM
i guarantee a fresh male poster with a similar pic but just the tip would succeed p99dont discriminate the base female nature exists 2

Smedy
09-15-2011, 05:34 AM
not flattering but still pretty good

Smedy
09-15-2011, 05:38 AM
all the forum sluts besides this kimm are mad cuz their titties suck, if you has them, post em and then state your business, this is the internet

karsten
09-15-2011, 09:21 AM
state your business, this is the internet

Transient
09-15-2011, 09:29 AM
Anyone that thinks her chest isn't that good based on that picture needs to check their head. Look at how small her waste is and you will realize how perfectly proportional they are to her body. Yes, she likes to wear dresses that pump them up even bigger, but if they were really as big as you probably thought they were they wouldn't match her body, and she would probably get surgery to reduce them because of the back pain.

Aadill
09-15-2011, 10:03 AM
Look at how small her waste is

Scat man on the prowl.

Nazran
09-15-2011, 11:51 AM
Anyone that thinks her chest isn't that good based on that picture needs to check their head. Look at how small her waste is and you will realize how perfectly proportional they are to her body. Yes, she likes to wear dresses that pump them up even bigger, but if they were really as big as you probably thought they were they wouldn't match her body, and she would probably get surgery to reduce them because of the back pain.

Saddest. words. ever. = Breast Reduction Surgery

Swishahouse
09-15-2011, 11:53 AM
Scat man on the prowl.

hahahah i c wut u did!

guineapig
09-15-2011, 11:56 AM
all the forum sluts besides this kimm are mad cuz their titties suck, if you has them, post em and then state your business, this is the internet

Post them if you want a permanent forum ban. Go ahead, listen to Smedy.

Smedy
09-15-2011, 11:59 AM
This is the internets

http://if-guild.com/wp-content/gallery/uploads/smedy_deal.gif

Aadill
09-15-2011, 12:00 PM
smedy you could've put tittahs in the reflection of the glasses. that would've been amazing and probably worth the ban.

just sayin.

guineapig
09-15-2011, 12:04 PM
This is the internets



Yup... sure is.

Swishahouse
09-15-2011, 12:14 PM
Yup... sure is.

Guinea,

This moderator shit is getting to you in a bad way. I don't mean like your head is getting over inflated or ego pumped or anything... You used to always have cool things to say and now the majority of your posts just seem so frustrated. I liked it better when you were enjoying yourself buddy.

guineapig
09-15-2011, 12:31 PM
Guinea,

This moderator shit is getting to you in a bad way. I don't mean like your head is getting over inflated or ego pumped or anything... You used to always have cool things to say and now the majority of your posts just seem so frustrated. I liked it better when you were enjoying yourself buddy.

Word, it is a little frustrating that people think breaking adsense policy is a joke, I'll admit it.

If the google ads get pulled because some dipshit is posting nudes or racist shit and I don't catch it it's a pretty big deal. And then instead of people reporting this stuff they simply quote the offending post in other threads giving me even more work to do searching all over for it. To clarify, things that violate the adsense policy apply to every portion of this site, INCLUDING R&F. That's just the way it is. It's not my rule, or Nilbog's.

If you love the forums then do do shit to threaten the site. If you don't like the forums then go away.

Swishahouse
09-15-2011, 12:41 PM
Word, it is a little frustrating that people think breaking adsense policy is a joke, I'll admit it.

If the google ads get pulled because some dipshit is posting nudes or racist shit and I don't catch it it's a pretty big deal. And then instead of people reporting this stuff they simply quote the offending post in other threads giving me even more work to do searching all over for it. To clarify, things that violate the adsense policy apply to every portion of this site, INCLUDING R&F. That's just the way it is. It's not my rule, or Nilbog's.

If you love the forums then do do shit to threaten the site. If you don't like the forums then go away.

No, I totally feel what you are saying full hundred and I'm not trying to argue the policies with you or anything of that nature. My basic point was that your station right now seems filled with a great deal of tedium and repetition. Your posts in the past were from the angle of Informer but slowly the role is changing more and more to that of Enforcer and I'm just worried its going to burn you out. I'd just hate to see your enjoyment go out the window.

Aadill
09-15-2011, 01:14 PM
I like how as you scroll down it creates a wavy effect.

Nerfbat
09-15-2011, 01:15 PM
I like how as you scroll down it creates a wavy effect.

I don't see it. Is this one of those images you have to stare at forever and cross your eyes?

Aadill
09-15-2011, 01:28 PM
:( it got deleted. guineapig can you repost it but replace the words with other words of the same length? it was awesome!

Autotune
09-15-2011, 01:46 PM
:( it got deleted. guineapig can you repost it but replace the words with other words of the same length? it was awesome!

do it and i'm ignoring you GP.

quido
09-15-2011, 01:50 PM
:( it got deleted. guineapig can you repost it but replace the words with other words of the same length? it was awesome!

LOL

Diggles
09-15-2011, 01:58 PM
gp don't ban me for my link ill be a good boy

Doors
09-15-2011, 02:02 PM
Someone slap Diggles shit

Diggles
09-15-2011, 02:02 PM
nty

Goobles
09-15-2011, 02:06 PM
I love the biggish floppy titties.

Brawk
09-15-2011, 04:57 PM
1571

Lady_Omelia
09-15-2011, 10:56 PM
embarRassment.

considering many of you embody it, at least get the spelling right.

deathgirl
09-15-2011, 11:21 PM
embarRassment.

considering many of you embody it, at least get the spelling right.

LOL TROLD

Shannacore
09-16-2011, 12:07 PM
http://bit.ly/pADvWp

Nazran
09-16-2011, 02:36 PM
http://bit.ly/pADvWp

This +1. If she was lactating or taking a crap on a midget... I would have been interested.

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 02:41 PM
This +1. If she was lactating or taking a crap on a midget... I would have been interested.

too true, also cant this bitch afford a nikon? god damn