View Full Version : What food do u think jesus would eat?
Dirt McGirt
09-08-2011, 01:14 PM
I Personally think He would eat oatmeal because:
1. Oats are very healthfull
2. Oats taste really good
3. Oats are cheap and jesus would not be rich
4. Oats are easy to make and never go bad so Jesus could preach more hours per day when compared to rice or another cheap grain which takes longer 2 cook
5. Oats biggest brand is QUAKER, i mean come on!!!
what do u think?
Scribbles
09-08-2011, 01:16 PM
cock
Dirt McGirt
09-08-2011, 01:17 PM
reported for fowl language
garzahd`
09-08-2011, 01:20 PM
I think he would eat copious amounts of sperma.
Diggles
09-08-2011, 01:34 PM
I think he would eat bread and drink wine
CrotchCricket
09-08-2011, 01:50 PM
Jesus would eat a steak and tell everyone else to eat fish just like the Catholic church does....duhhhhhhhhhhh
god is everybody on this server retarded? am i the only who actually lives in RL too?
purist
09-08-2011, 03:12 PM
jesus ate potatoes straight outta the ground
purist
09-08-2011, 03:36 PM
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Slathar
09-08-2011, 03:43 PM
"give a man a fish, he is fed for a day. teach a man to steal from frontin' ass bitches, he is fed for life."
psalm 31:3
purist
09-08-2011, 03:46 PM
comb your memory and you might come up with Luke 24:42, where the post-resurrection Jesus shows his disciples he's not a ghost by eating a rodeo burger from burger king and order of motz stix
Slathar
09-08-2011, 03:49 PM
comb your memory and you might come up with Luke 24:42, where the post-resurrection Jesus shows his disciples he's not a ghost by eating a rodeo burger from burger king and order of motz stix
ah yes, the value menu was a key staple of the disciples. i recall when the lord smote sodom and gemorrah off the map for not ordering from the value menu after 11:00pm.
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