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purist
09-08-2011, 02:27 AM
this is a thread about how you wish you didn't have the dad you had growing up. (deathgirl will be able to relate to this thread, and probably make a great post as she has been thinking of a reply to this thread for 20+ years) Instead choose a rapper that would be a good father figure.
I for one wish my dad was Ludacris because for one he is cool and people like him and I think if Ludacris was my dad some of that would rub off on me. and it would be cool because he looks rich and like he blows money on weed and he just raps about throwin dem bows in the club not poppin guns off in the streets or selling work. DTP down for life
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9989/ludacris9j.jpg
Diggles
09-08-2011, 02:33 AM
i wish my dad was andre 3000
Irris
09-08-2011, 02:34 AM
Will Smith
Dirt McGirt
09-08-2011, 02:35 AM
i wish my dad was nate dogg because my dad is kind of boring and
heyooo heyooo heyooo
you don't wanna step to me
still claimin DPG
til the day i D I E
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/9944_nate-dogg-3-16-11.jpg&sa=X&ei=KVxoTrGuG4G5twfNiLSbDQ&ved=0CAcQ8wc4DQ&usg=AFQjCNEtNTwhW86IndLslwQV5LNLJoX8KA
purist
09-08-2011, 02:36 AM
i wish my dad was andre 3000
good choice i never really liked sports growing up and I think andre 3000 would support me in that, and i think he would probably teach me how to groom myself really well too which is an important thing for not just a rapper but everybody. he has great taste too in fashion in music and i bet his dvd collection is really cool.
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3348/andre1db.jpg http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8084/andre2.jpg
deathgirl
09-08-2011, 02:47 AM
deathgirl will be able to relate to this thread, and probably make a great post as she has been thinking of a reply to this thread for 20+ years
i just ate some cheesecake, played some horrible console games, and now i'm going to go ride a bike to nowhere
SUSUGAM
09-08-2011, 02:57 AM
that's my gal
Diggles
09-08-2011, 02:59 AM
31 - 2 - 14
cy@ stay small
Diggles
09-08-2011, 03:01 AM
http://uploads.kidzworld.com/article/27859/class-of-3000-185.jpg
purist
09-08-2011, 03:22 AM
i think fourthmeal's rap dad would be Afroman because then they could go to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumble weed.
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/1674/afroman.jpg
Tasslehofp99
09-08-2011, 04:24 AM
George Bush, so I could know what really happened on 9/11 and if aliens were real :confused:
Irris
09-08-2011, 04:55 AM
My rap dad would be Jay Z, so I could have Beyonce as my step mother....
Would be awesome :D:D:D:D:D:D
Twopair
09-08-2011, 05:13 AM
Yeaaa buddy..
http://i52.tinypic.com/i1ma2q.jpg
Irris
09-08-2011, 05:27 AM
awesome!
purist
09-08-2011, 05:35 AM
harrison's rap dad would be fred durst because they are both known faggots to the community and both have a lot of pent up rage
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9136/durstfredphotoxlfreddur.jpg
purist
09-08-2011, 05:40 AM
his rap dad could also be Jermaine Dupri because they are both approximately 3.5 toilets tall
Chippy
09-08-2011, 09:26 AM
http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac30/RobertRoss/MFDOOM.png
Kalifa
09-08-2011, 09:28 AM
bushwick bill
Extunarian
09-08-2011, 10:32 AM
his rap dad could also be Jermaine Dupri because they are both approximately 3.5 toilets tall
Purist you should have stopped after the fred durst line. I went from surprisingly amused to once again just feeling embarrassed for you.
Slathar
09-08-2011, 11:50 AM
Purist you should have stopped after the fred durst line. I went from surprisingly amused to once again just feeling embarrassed for you.
fun fact: i once got a mistell from this guy engaging in weird cybersex with a dark elf cleric in south karana. keep doin what u do
Slathar
09-08-2011, 11:51 AM
fun fact: i once got a mistell from this guy engaging in weird cybersex with a dark elf cleric in south karana. keep doin what u do
this guy = extunarian = known weirdo to the community = suck it = 4
Slathar
09-08-2011, 11:53 AM
my dad would be Project Pat cuz if he get caught he goin' be downtown mang, thas if he get caught mang, see he gota die mang
http://www.raptalk.net/images/Project-Pat-Album-Cover.jpg
Supreme
09-08-2011, 12:15 PM
FAT PAT or DJ SCREW~
Dirt McGirt
09-08-2011, 12:18 PM
i wish everyone's rap dad was ol dirty
because wu tang is for the children
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/06/entertainment/photos_stories/cropped/ol_dirty--300x300.jpg&sa=X&ei=1-poTuiPNNSgtweNqImrDQ&ved=0CAYQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEzSyjf723mZeP2OqCMQp09hbDhjQ
God-King Abacab
09-08-2011, 03:01 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/0/06/IfBlastoiseWereMyDad.jpg
purist
09-08-2011, 03:02 PM
i wish i had the entire team from N.E.R.D. as my rap dad because even tho i would spend my life trying to figure out which was my papa i wouldn't care because i was a cool black person that sings about doing drugs and drowning babies i mean i guess that's a really cool role model because they have fat groovy beats that really appeal to the youth of today
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purist
09-08-2011, 03:23 PM
pico your dad would be devin the dude. one reason is that i think hes a real down to earth guy hes not in the game to make enemys or put people down hes doing it because he loves to rap and he likes a good party. he doesnt have a big ego and i think he would show you to roll with the punches of life. and plus i bang that one track he does all the time man actually i wish he was my dad
http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/devin-the-dude.jpg
purist
09-08-2011, 03:25 PM
tralina your dad would be slick rick because you both have similar traits i think he could teach you a lot about being from another country and he could give you some great come backs to one eye jokes.
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6744/slickrick.jpg
Nazran
09-08-2011, 04:11 PM
My dad would be Eazy-E cause just like him, I'm st8 out of compton.
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Eazy-E32.jpg
devin the dude truly would be a good role model for me. sometimes life throws me a curveball but dev would show me what it means and teach me to fly. maybe aid me in regaining my virginities and teach me respect, not herpes
wrxBRAH
09-08-2011, 05:38 PM
Jay Z because then Id be filthy fucking rich and have sucked on beyonces titties.
azeth
09-08-2011, 05:54 PM
Jay Z because then Id be filthy fucking rich and have sucked on beyonces titties.
dang, im all for this.
purist
09-08-2011, 05:59 PM
obama luda 2012 comin for that number one spot
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2481/obamaluda.jpg
purist
09-08-2011, 05:59 PM
dats mah pops
Hasbinbad
09-08-2011, 06:18 PM
jay z or puffy, both worth more than 450 million..
get money, fuck bitches
Ennoia
09-08-2011, 06:24 PM
this is a thread about how you wish you didn't have the dad you had growing up. (deathgirl will be able to relate to this thread, and probably make a great post as she has been thinking of a reply to this thread for 20+ years) Instead choose a rapper that would be a good father figure.
I for one wish my dad was Ludacris because for one he is cool and people like him and I think if Ludacris was my dad some of that would rub off on me. and it would be cool because he looks rich and like he blows money on weed and he just raps about throwin dem bows in the club not poppin guns off in the streets or selling work. DTP down for life
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9989/ludacris9j.jpg
Rapper? Good father figure? Umm...I'm...I'm not seeing how you think that's remotely possible...
http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ghostface5.jpg
Deadmantis
09-08-2011, 08:34 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41595_2200030772_7940_n.jpg
Roanoke
09-08-2011, 09:36 PM
Dr. Dre
/thread
Francois
09-08-2011, 09:47 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45561000/jpg/_45561755_fritzlafp226282.jpg
Like father like son.
deathgirl
09-08-2011, 09:49 PM
You are welcome
my dad would be Project Pat cuz if he get caught he goin' be downtown mang, thas if he get caught mang, see he gota die mang
http://www.raptalk.net/images/Project-Pat-Album-Cover.jpg
I approve
pete rock, end of story
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/52396609/Pete+Rock.jpg
Tasslehofp99
09-09-2011, 07:06 AM
Pete rock is legit, but if I HAD to pick a rapper to be my dad it would be Styles P or Jadakiss, maybe even Sheek Louch (all of The L.O.X group) just cause of how legit they are.
XiakenjaTZ
09-09-2011, 07:30 AM
Dr. Dre as well. I mean he is a DOCTOR for crying out loud. When you get some STD you dad can get you the medicine without ever having to leave the house.
EvilValk
09-09-2011, 09:58 PM
http://www.uri.edu/personal/jbis4907/Tupac4.jpg
Fo realz.
Runningfish
09-09-2011, 10:03 PM
Cuz he knew how to keep a bitch broke.
http://image.lyricspond.com/image/m/artist-mac-dre/album-thizzelle-washington/cd-cover.jpg
EvilValk
09-09-2011, 10:04 PM
Cuz he knew how to keep a bitch broke.
http://image.lyricspond.com/image/m/artist-mac-dre/album-thizzelle-washington/cd-cover.jpg
I just fucking lol'd.
EvilValk
09-09-2011, 10:06 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7s1dfdWwhUc/TcWkpWa42zI/AAAAAAAAb_Q/QlhLJmluZOU/s1600/dr-dre-eminem.jpg
My gay couple parents.
Prom Night Dumpster Baby
09-10-2011, 01:41 PM
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