Visage ~ internet mans worst enemy and by enemy I mean you envy~~

[visage]

You love it. You want some more of it. Let's here the same circle of spew all over again. Are you not yet entertained???

Oh btw... I've sucked a few cocks in my lifetime. I've never had a std yet... I am straight. Though maybe one day that might change , who knows. I wear eyeliner<<< I wax my eyebrows and chest. Oh and I wear shirts that say horrible things. I had my belly button pierced at one point... Hmmm what else... I dance , play guitar , and I seceretly play Everquest. I work two jobs , I got a house with giant payments. I am debt free. I have a 401k, IRA , and some growth stock mutual funds in place. I got kids , I have a ex wife who I never actually married. Let's see I've recently in last 6 months have bedded over 28 woman. I prefer Trojan spermicidal condoms. Um.... My spelling and grammer is horrible. However, i'm better with my tongue... I am family oriented. Incest is the best !!!! <kidding<< maybe... haha I'll try to think of some more material for you , but right now this is the best I could think of. Have fun kids~

[Taslion]

I don't want to play.

On this server anymore.

[Safon]

Alright funs over, can't troll a guy who trolls himself this well

Touché Visage

[Bardalicious]

Ignore Visage (http://www.project1999.org/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=15939)

[visage]

meat in my mouth

u love it....




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[visage]

it's so fun being me and making them hott sexy fat internet nerds mad... You make me whole ~~~~ and by whole i mean the one located near your backside OOOO dirty...

[Convict]

ease up on the meth pal

[visage]

ease up on the meth pal

oh man. I did that way way way back in the day. Not anymore tho. that crap will jack your life up. I go way to good of a life. I can proudly say I am drug free , other than my prescriptions / ciggeretts and alcohol. However, the only one of those im addicted to is cigeretts which is not good. Though I start my new physical training program soon , so hopefully I will be able to quit the habbit. Thanks for your cares~

[Nedala]

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[visage]

^^^ I'm hurt^^^ I thought we had something.

[Bardalicious]

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+1 respects

[Safon]

Even the chicks hate Visage apparently

[visage]

Even the chicks hate Visage apparently

The ones with dicks anyway. ^^^

[Misto]

The ones with dicks anyway. ^^^

CHICKS WITH DIX THATS HOW WE ROLL RIGHT VISAGE? woOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[visage]

You think these will get me laid?


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[Ektar]

calling your package "the flash" may not be the best idea

[visage]

calling your package "the flash" may not be the best idea

Oh but they are like tighty whiteys and very tight on me. Still no?

[Drem]

visage is secretly best friends with the guy in jay dee's sig

[Ektar]

oh definitely not a no. I was just trying to come up with something funny for people who have you on ignore to read my response out of context.

That'd actually be really good opening for sexual banter, if you can get your pants off while still needing aid

[Waedawen]

friday night. 10:00. forum thread about self. liar.

[visage]

WHO YOU CALLING PSYCHO

http://i53.tinypic.com/34pfc07.jpg

[Ektar]

what you tryin say. I got no life either? cuz I ASSURE you .

[visage]

oh definitely not a no. I was just trying to come up with something funny for people who have you on ignore to read my response out of context.

That'd actually be really good opening for sexual banter, if you can get your pants off while still needing aid

This why I actually know you have partaken in sexual activities with the opposite sex in your real life. Therefore *highfive*

[visage]

http://i53.tinypic.com/65x503.jpg

[Neno]

Did Jacob give you that list?

[visage]

Did Jacob give you that list?

I'm making a list checking it twice. Gonna fight out whos naughty or nice... And no my mom did shes upstairs in a rocking chair BRB Ill go get her " MOOOOOM""" MOTHER"""

[Neno]

I'm making a list checking it twice. Gonna fight out whos naughty or nice... And no my mom did shes upstairs in a rocking chair BRB Ill go get her " MOOOOOM""" MOTHER"""

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[visage]

What?

http://i51.tinypic.com/29z890.jpg

[visage]

mothers mad at me

[visage]

Seriusly tho , I can't believe you guys don't recongnize me. I'm actually a tv celebrity.

[Bardalicious]

Ignore Visage (http://www.project1999.org/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=15939)

[visage]

Ignore Visage (http://www.project1999.org/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=15939)

update:

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[Dravingar]

Is Visage gonna become the next Shawn Wooley?

Let's all hope and pray that he is.

[Bardalicious]

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Ignore Visage (http://www.project1999.org/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=15939)

[visage]

Is Visage gonna become the next Shawn Wooley?

Let's all hope and pray that he is.

That's actually kinda messed up. I for one think that was a terrible story. So you can go to hell asshole.

[Alex]

Is Visage gonna become the next Shawn Wooley?

Let's all hope and pray that he is.

+1

[visage]

+1

^^^^ I love how people stole my + 1 +2 catch phrases via internet. As if being a tv celebrity isn't enough , now I can be a internet celebrity. Thanks stardum

[Hoggen]

What this thread looks like to me:

Today, 9:13 PM
visage
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Repeated over, and over again.

[SUSUGAM]

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[visage]

What this thread looks like to me:

Today, 9:13 PM
visage
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Repeated over, and over again.

WTF ever you asked me to send you nudes and get all pissed because i sent you a picture of me in cloths saying Cock tease. GTFO out here you swine.

[SUSUGAM]

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[Bardalicious]

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High five. :cool:

I accredit my enlightenment in this matter to the knowledgeable SUSUGAM.

[visage]

I gotta run all. Really its friday night 8:30 Cali time. I got go get beautiful and force my self on drunk woman and pay them to take photos with me to impress you folks. With that being said , I'm glad I can provide some of you some laughs and am very much thankful for the internet and the laughs you guys provide me. For those that take things to seriusly or don't have thick skin. I reccomend you spend some time improving your confidence and being the center of heat. It really does help over time. If anything enjoy life and laugh. Shit is humorous Well until next time ~ Psycho out.

[JenJen]

Were you really Pycoba then V-man?

P.s i expect a photo blog of your adventures last night when u wake up.

[Drem]

^^^^ I love how people stole my + 1 +2 catch phrases via internet. As if being a tv celebrity isn't enough , now I can be a internet celebrity. Thanks stardum

you're fucking kidding, right? +1 has been around since somethingawful forums like 10+ fucking years ago

[Tumdumm]

pyocaba i healed you that time you tanked in guk
but you took the ss after i left

i think i only let you die a couple times

[Hasbinbad]

bard.. take a page from my sig bro.

[Bardalicious]

bard.. take a page from my sig bro.

Now that's a movement I can get behind. +1 in my book sir.

[Bardalicious]

Ownt

[Ektar]

^ that's kinda lol idk

[Bardalicious]

^ that's kinda lol idk

no u r

[Ektar]

I was saying your sig is rlyrly cool :(

[Bardalicious]

no u!

[Ektar]

oh ok!

[aerokella]

Where the hell have i seen that face before. Besides eating mancock on 5th and broadway.... Hmmmmmmmmm.

[Piff]

I gotta run all. Really its friday night 8:30 Cali time. I got go get beautiful and force my self on drunk woman and pay them to take photos with me to impress you folks. With that being said , I'm glad I can provide some of you some laughs and am very much thankful for the internet and the laughs you guys provide me. For those that take things to seriusly or don't have thick skin. I reccomend you spend some time improving your confidence and being the center of heat. It really does help over time. If anything enjoy life and laugh. Shit is humorous Well until next time ~ Psycho out.

Asinine, is that you?

[muffins]

visage
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[Rali]

sup..

[Bardalicious]

The RnF community coming together to quell the forces of evil. It brings a tear to my eye pals.

[quido]

Visage, you have a crazy look in your eye. It's the sort that makes me want to just kill you now to spare the world whatever misery. How sick are you really?

[Swishahouse]

VISAGE VISAGE YOUR GLEAMING VISAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[visage]

VISAGE VISAGE YOUR GLEAMING VISAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ride the nightlong ranger

[Bardalicious]

See: signature.

[Diggles]

See: signature.

I'm Diggle and I approve this message.

also, Bard has the IQ of a half eaten candy bracelet.

[quido]

Me: Are you sick?
Visage: Why do you ask?
Me: You look sick.
Visage: I am sick.
Me: Do you take medicine?
Visage: There's no medicine for what I have.

[Bardalicious]

also, Bard has the IQ of a half eaten candy bracelet.

Are we talking the good half, with the icky colors already singled out and discarded?

[Diggles]

The good half is pretty fuckin' smart, it's your choice

[Slax]

Where the hell have i seen that face before. Besides eating mancock on 5th and broadway.... Hmmmmmmmmm.

Kinda reminds me of the Night Slasher from Cobra, if any of you are old enough to remember that movie.

[Slax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMpWnvrRrs

[Knuckle]

LOOK TMO AND TR HAVE REACHED AN AGREEMENT. ITS LIKE THANKSGIVING BETWEEN PILGRIMS AND INDIANS

[deakolt]

yeah too bad the pilgrims gave the indians smallpox

[visage]

yeah too bad the pilgrims gave the indians smallpox

I loled

[Bardalicious]

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[Diggles]

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[Kassel]

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[visage]

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[visage]

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[JenJen]

i cant believe you just said that about bardalicious omg

[xshayla701]

haha wtf is going on here

[Doors]

Pretty creepy you have me on a hitlist bro not gonna lie.

[deakolt]

can we see pics of your porno babes now