@ JenJen

[Knuckle]

You passed the vote with flying colors, I extend an invite to KA 2 u.

[Knuckle]

Also to any inquiring minds...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/picture.php?groupid=13&pictureid=449

[JenJen]

I am honored to be joining the ranks of p99's first secret society.

Can i suggest we first vote on which guild will have the next Trak? Also, i have some ideas who we should install as new server GM - i'll pm you my shortlist.

Thankyou knuckle once again.

[Anger]

penis hard bro?

[Kimmie]

Hail and welcome to KA.

We will get you fitted for a uniform ASAP, Jenjens.

[Feachie]

obvious knuckle's angels is obvious

[muffins]

Hail and welcome to KA.

We will get you fitted for a uniform ASAP, Jenjens.

ur probably gonna need an oversized rubber suit

[muffins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giBaRueVrLo this should fit her quite nicely

[Feachie]

roll call
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8175/lolxcq.jpg

[JenJen]

Who writes these tags srsly? I wish i was a slut. Beats going to sleep alone @ 10.30pm on a friday night. G'night yo

[azeth]

kimmie's clearly the cute one, but you KNOW shayla fucks the best.


look at those mofuckin lips

[Safon]

So Knukle rounded up three sluts (Kimmie, Shayla and Jenjen?) to powerlevel and cyber with him?


Shit son, props to you

[nalkin]

I think kimmie just misread the name and thought there was an N at the end. That or we gonna need to have a talk tonight....

[deakolt]

Who writes these tags srsly? I wish i was a slut. Beats going to sleep alone @ 10.30pm on a friday night. G'night yo

if you really feel that way, you should just go ahead and do it, y'kno? be a slut

[visage]

Who writes these tags srsly? I wish i was a slut. Beats going to sleep alone @ 10.30pm on a friday night. G'night yo

You are my slut congrats!

[azeth]

You are my slut congrats!

visage, be careful with this one. i've heard tell that British vaginas are also full of gnarly teeth.

[Alex]

So Jen being an e-slut is the new forum thing?

Got it

[visage]

visage, be careful with this one. i've heard tell that British vaginas are also full of gnarly teeth.

LMAO!! LOL " I heard" , lol your ear get bitten off listening to that teethy vagina lol

[visage]

So Jen being an e-slut is the new forum thing?

Got it

She's my e-slut , not "an".

[Knuckle]

There are a few other KA members not mentioned.

[visage]

There are a few other KA members not mentioned.

Ka? " Kimmie and" did they boot Nalkin out?

[Alex]

It stands for Knuckle's Angels apparently

[Feachie]

There are a few other KA members not mentioned.

charlie only had as many angels as he could fit into bed tho :eek:

[Knuckle]

charlie only had as many angels as he could fit into bed tho :eek:

tact my dear lady, this is a sexy but classy organization.

[JenJen]

What azeth says is true. He should know. Ask him how he lost his hair :(

Ok real sleepy time now.

[Feachie]

tact my dear lady, this is a sexy but classy organization.

there is tact and then there's real talk. charlie knew what he was doing. :p

[Hagglebaron]

I hear Jenjen likes it in the butt

[Safon]

She's my e-slut , not "an".

Always figured Jen was a raunchy e- hoe!

[deakolt]

i said wut wut

in the butt

[fishingme]

I hear Jenjen likes it in the butt

There is proof of this.

[xshayla701]

kimmie's clearly the cute one, but you KNOW shayla fucks the best.


look at those mofuckin lips

IM STILL P CUTE IMO

[xshayla701]

roll call
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8175/lolxcq.jpg

first A+ feachie post imo

[Smedy]

Knuckle slamming perfect 10 eq pussy? Cripple done well on teh everquestss

[Safon]

Knuckle's a pimp, Jen Shayla and Kimmie are hoes. The secrets out!

[JenJen]

You can tell hagglebaron is new at this

[purist]

first A+ feachie post imo

oh ok so if she gives you attention she is cool?

[Knuckle]

tonight i went to meet an asian girl that texted me this week to go to reebirds. we went and an 80s hairband was playing. we got to talking and it turns out we both fucking love nine inch nails. the kicker is turns out she is 34. anyway i dont let it phase me, whats 10 years? anyway tthings end up getting hot and heavy in the car as my no a/c vehicle cranking some NIN 'burn' we round third base. I decide to be a gentlemen and end it there. anyway as i walk her to her vehicle i find out some more interesting facts. turns out she has 2 kids, one is 15 one is 18 mo old, and she is living with the 2nd baby daddy. welp she wants to call me in a few weeks, she is a dime so i may decide to take her up on it IDK YET. im not drunk im just partially deaf from that fucking rock music in a enclosed environment jesus christ.

[JenJen]

I say go for it knucksy.what have you got to lose? You may regret it otherwise. Play daddy, be part of your own family. KA will always support you 100%.

[Diggles]

we want to see little knucks.

[Drem]

future knucks?

[Knuckle]

Im a liar i was definitely a little drunk

[Deadmantis]

tonight i went to meet an asian girl that texted me this week to go to reebirds. we went and an 80s hairband was playing. we got to talking and it turns out we both fucking love nine inch nails. the kicker is turns out she is 34. anyway i dont let it phase me, whats 10 years? anyway tthings end up getting hot and heavy in the car as my no a/c vehicle cranking some NIN 'burn' we round third base. I decide to be a gentlemen and end it there. anyway as i walk her to her vehicle i find out some more interesting facts. turns out she has 2 kids, one is 15 one is 18 mo old, and she is living with the 2nd baby daddy. welp she wants to call me in a few weeks, she is a dime so i may decide to take her up on it IDK YET. im not drunk im just partially deaf from that fucking rock music in a enclosed environment jesus christ.

Go with it. Some of my best times were spent with a smokin hot woman 10 years my senior. She also had 2 kids and was living in the baby daddy's house. He was never around but I was. What a nice flashback to 1996. Even tho it didn't work out it was a fun ride, wouldn't change a thing. Just go with it young man!

[Bardalicious]

we both fucking love nine inch nails. cranking some NIN 'burn'

Fuck yes.

[JenJen]

so what have you done next knuck? did you call?

[Ennoia]

tonight i went to meet an asian girl that texted me this week to go to reebirds. we went and an 80s hairband was playing. we got to talking and it turns out we both fucking love nine inch nails. the kicker is turns out she is 34. anyway i dont let it phase me, whats 10 years? anyway tthings end up getting hot and heavy in the car as my no a/c vehicle cranking some NIN 'burn' we round third base. I decide to be a gentlemen and end it there. anyway as i walk her to her vehicle i find out some more interesting facts. turns out she has 2 kids, one is 15 one is 18 mo old, and she is living with the 2nd baby daddy. welp she wants to call me in a few weeks, she is a dime so i may decide to take her up on it IDK YET. im not drunk im just partially deaf from that fucking rock music in a enclosed environment jesus christ.

2 kids and living with baby's daddy? Run man. Just run. Dude might be the jealous ex type and come after you.

[Misto]

tell her to go home and be a family woman.

[visage]

Fuck her and be done with it.

[Knuckle]

i'm falling for a lesbian..shes going to utah till november 15tth. she told me to text her on that day and she wil decide between me and her ex girlfriend. i think i have a good shot cuz i am adventurous and her ex gf is consiervative. i cant wait to find out patience is not a stront suit for me.

[Knuckle]

so what have you done next knuck? did you call?

she texted me and asked if i got home ok last night.'


i said yes, i got home ok and had a great time.
she sad' me too it was nice i have not been with anyone for 2 years and it was a wild experience too'

i said 'im on the road right now id definitely like to hangout again in a few weeks wen ur free keep in touch with me.

she said k cool talk to you later

[KB_Trader]

ITT Knuckle discovers the world beyond the box

[JenJen]

Young knuck experiencing new things. Ever been to europe knuck?

[Knuckle]

nope never been outside the US.

@ kaybee
It's more or less, I've resumed my normal life before the box. I dated a 31 year old nurse a few years ago, and I dated a chick with a 10 month old kid and a baby daddy creating drama. I just like to soapbox on forums when im drunk.

[deakolt]

asian girls are fun huh

[Knuckle]

asian girls are fun huh

Yeah she's only the 2nd one I've gone on a date with, her japanese style dragon wrapped around a sword all the way down her spine is a fucking awesome tattoo also.

[Misto]

Yeah she's only the 2nd one I've gone on a date with, her japanese style dragon wrapped around a sword all the way down her spine is a fucking awesome tattoo also.

You'd save yourself the trouble if you just fucked a trashcan.

[choklo]

The trash can might be cleaner....

[Diggles]

imagine it's trak and fuck it's brains out

[Knuckle]

Not that im not up for a bit of trolling, after all i just put myself out there to be. But you guys are making some pretty big assumptions based on the fact she has kids. She's an older generation, it's not like our age where every girls womb is tampered with chemical birth control and condoms kill sperm on contact. Not saying she couldn't be a slut either tho.

[JenJen]

she sounds like a ninja assassin with that tattoo.

how can you be sure she isnt a TR member come to kill you?

[KB_Trader]

Uh I think they were saying her vagina was loose because she pushed a couple kids through it, but now that you mention it the fact that she has 2 kids means quite a few dicks have probably taken up shop there as well.

[xshayla701]

oh ok so if she gives you attention she is cool?

exactly

[xshayla701]

knuckle i told you what i thought so don't come crying to me when things go bad

nvm let's be honest you'll always come back to me <3

[JenJen]

thanks to the title of this thread, my name will always be associated with knuckle having sex with aging asian mothers.

[KB_Trader]

Such a prestigious position

[jarshale]

she sounds like a ninja assassin with that tattoo.

how can you be sure she isnt a TR member come to kill you?

this should be a serious concern of yours

[Psycho]

You passed the vote with flying colors, I extend an invite to KA 2 u.

you should exp bro, just saying.

[Feachie]

oh ok so if she gives you attention she is cool?exactly

o rly hrm? how quickly things change.
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=370916&postcount=40
it's all good tho. slowly learning that nobody's words are worth much on this server/forum. i'll learn eventually i guess.

[Doors]

o rly hrm? how quickly things change.
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=370916&postcount=40
it's all good tho. slowly learning that nobody's words are worth much on this server/forum. i'll learn eventually i guess.

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/haters-doug.gif

[wrxBRAH]

avoid the asians, it'll end up with a brick in your windshield nomsayin?

[Feachie]

avoid the asians, it'll end up with a brick in your windshield nomsayin?

you mess with the wrong khmer girl and you get worse. the further south in asia you go, the more brutal they are. :eek:

[wrxBRAH]

you mess with the wrong khmer girl and you get worse. the further south in asia you go, the more brutal they are. :eek:

i berieve it

[Knuckle]

the lesbian girl is doing a fantastic job of making me jellyfish...heres a fun pic of her...while shes choosing between me and her ex girlfriend ill be hollering at Marie <3 _ <3


http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh4/estrang87/Image08212011192921.jpg

if you dont find her hot, IDGAF. if your nailing 10s and thats all you care about good 4 u, daddy liek this.

[Knuckle]

knuckle i told you what i thought so don't come crying to me when things go bad

nvm let's be honest you'll always come back to me <3

i know

[KB_Trader]

So she's a stripper?

[Knuckle]

no

[KB_Trader]

o just a slut then?

[Knuckle]

i think so yes, but only a slut for girls at this point mostly.

[KB_Trader]

Well that's swell. Lure her into the threesome and be outtie. 2/3 of my most recent exes were bisexual and were also the craziest of the 3. Something not right about a female who enjoys the company of other females. Crazy squared.

[Knuckle]

i think its hot that your associated with sex and me and asian woman jenjen.

[Knuckle]

Well that's swell. Lure her into the threesome and be outtie. 2/3 of my most recent exes were bisexual and were also the craziest of the 3. Something not right about a female who enjoys the company of other females. Crazy squared.

not disagreeing, but shes alread comfortably crazy at this point id say, not planning on dating her methinks, but WHO KNWS IN THE CRAZY LIFE OF KNUCKLE.

[Feachie]

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lKcr5vkOxNs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[wrxBRAH]

just so im straight on this, on this box we have

1) really hot girls playing

2) 4-5/10 guys banging 8/10s (no homo)

3) possible psycho banging 7/10s

4) attractive asian chick playing

5) poopsockers that dont live in parents basements

6) college chick abusing welfare w/ smart phone

just trying to get my facts straight, feel free to add to list.

[xshayla701]

o rly hrm? how quickly things change.
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=370916&postcount=40
it's all good tho. slowly learning that nobody's words are worth much on this server/forum. i'll learn eventually i guess.

the "exactly" was a joke my dear (i would go so far as to say it was IRONY..HBB?????), i don't really gaf but purist seemed concerned. knuckles is another blind follower just like doors and a few others but after your little explosion i can't help but feel for you. can we call it quits and have some more bonding time again please? i got a beanbag with your name on it (COUGH tralina)

and you are correct, nobody's words are worth anything in rnf.

ps doors i ain't hatin i'm just jelly for your love <3

[Deadmantis]

i think so yes, but only a slut for girls at this point mostly.

If she decides to go back to her girlfriend, it's nowhere near as bad as her leaving you for another man.

[xshayla701]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh4/estrang87/Image08212011192921.jpg


is that a tattoo on her butt? if so what is it

[Koota]

is that a tattoo on her butt? if so what is it

birthmark. a blue bomberman head birthmark.

[Knuckle]

Equality symbol flag

[Tumdumm]

bomberman > equality

get her sidewayz

[JenJen]

thank you for keeping my name at the top of RnF, a lovely surprise on my return home from work and i thank you all for the publicity.

[JenJen]

as for khmer women, i only saw smiles in my trips to cambodia and a lot of poverty.

i assume feachie has been there for a naughty trip if you get what i'm sayin' ;)

[Knuckle]

Your now p99 superstar status

[JenJen]

i couldnt have done it without you nuknuk

[Feachie]

Your now p99 superstar status

the only thing jenjen has over trollina and dg is at least she plays sometimes. trolling a forum for a game you don't even play is just sad.

i think she needs to watch her duck face mouth tho. attention whoring, and then attempting to talk shit about my traveling? yeahh... fuck off, twit :cool:

[Tumdumm]

[QUOTE=Feachie;371396]she needs to watch her duck face mouth tho. /QUOTE]


wipe that face off ya head bitch

[Diggles]

the only thing jenjen has over trollina and dg is at least she plays sometimes. trolling a forum for a game you don't even play is just sad.

i think she needs to watch her duck face mouth tho. attention whoring, and then attempting to talk shit about my traveling? yeahh... fuck off, twit :cool:
because you're not an attention whore AT ALL EVER

[JenJen]

i see you have no sense of humour fatchie.

i didnt know you would be so precious about travelling (if you even have - anyone who spends 8 hours a day on these forums i would take with a pinch of salt) besides travelling isnt even cool anymore. later hater. <3

[Bardalicious]

y is this thread still at the top nobody cares about jenjen tbh

[JenJen]

this thread is about knuckles love life and feachie gettin trolled n being butt hurt way too easy ><

[Feachie]

y is this thread still at the top nobody cares about jenjen tbh

[Diggles]

feachie gettin trolled n being butt hurt way too easy ><

[KB_Trader]

I'M POSTIN ON THE INTRAWEB

[Feachie]

as far as being trolled, i dunno why half of you board warriors view people who type angry words as actually angry. seriously, get over yourselves, i doubt you've ever made anybody literally mad on the internet.

i see you have no sense of humour fatchie.

i didnt know you would be so precious about travelling (if you even have - anyone who spends 8 hours a day on these forums i would take with a pinch of salt) besides travelling isnt even cool anymore. later hater. <3

you talk as if you've never played this game jen.

weren't you max level in classic? share with us your /played, thx :)

[Ektar]

jj marry me in-game pls

[Shaken]

jj marry me in-game pls

Hope you like fat old men irl

[JenJen]

you talk as if you've never played this game jen.

weren't you max level in classic? share with us your /played, thx :)

and there we were thinking you were a new player. so tell us, who are you really? :D


Ektar...what can you offer me in terms of security? I would probably be looking for at least a 40k lump sum plus two pieces of dragon loot.

Just to put something on the table ;)

[JenJen]

my mother shaves every morning

[Feachie]

and there we were thinking you were a new player. so tell us, who are you really? :D


I've been open about where i am, where i came from, and when I started, and also that I'm new to the forum but not the server. I really don't care to repeat it, because really, who cares about you? :)

so
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9493/jjbali1.jpg
someone wishes she had something other than deflated white girl lips.

[deakolt]

^ also straight bangs on chicks are for the loss

[Knuckle]

i can appreciate beauty, i like JJ shes a qt.

[Feachie]

that's fine, she's still a vapid cunt.

[JenJen]

im honored you went to such lengths to attempt to troll me. im sorry i seem to have hurt your feelings mon amie :) you quite clearly cannot handle my little sneaky comments big guy.

[KB_Trader]

Ladies, please. There's enough KB to go around. Let's get stoned and listen to indie music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q77-ggkzWRI

[JenJen]

for big KB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrUVHqt2mE

[KB_Trader]

I actually enjoyed that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6omZ5GsuGrI

[Feachie]

hah, nice kb. check your pm's, i <3 bts

http://youtu.be/mzRvBOmiI2c

[JenJen]

big KB and big JJ up in here supplying the tunes

[Feachie]

bitch just cause you guys invented punk rock lol

other than the goddamn royal wedding, what has come out of the uk and has been interesting this year?

[JenJen]

was that wedding interesting? i must have missed the memo! i didnt even watch it tbh.

[KB_Trader]

I listen to rly gay music fyi. Really gay music and then hip hop. Quite the combo imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb5_miMF-p0&ob=av2e

[KB_Trader]

Also I dont even know who got married in that wedding. I heard about it, but that's it.

[JenJen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBs-cZs9m8U

jesu <3

[JenJen]

it was just another boring royal wedding. i was away at the time so i cant really comment but no one streaked from what i heard so i imagine it was shit.

[Feachie]

posted this in the music thread, but it's siiick :D
http://youtu.be/mzRvBOmiI2c

was that wedding interesting? i must have missed the memo! i didnt even watch it tbh.

it wasn't, i thought it was stupid, that's why i said it.

[KB_Trader]

I like the Jesu song you linked. Bout to get rly gay up in this piece though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HepnmfBkgI&ob=av2e

[JenJen]

lets see who can find the worst song ever

beat this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqn7vXeVCLE

[Feachie]

oh come on, what you know about tegan and sara?

noah and the whale mufu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hztIyihRFq8

[KB_Trader]

lets see who can find the worst song ever

beat this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqn7vXeVCLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siY-cMZVJFo

Horrible but I love it.

Also enjoy Noah and the Whale.

[JenJen]

that is horrible and hurts my ears!

[Feachie]

let's hear some of that dirt nasty shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNluQ888g4

[KB_Trader]

See ladies, you can play nice :cool:

Placebo up in this bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZlD9mBel8U&ob=av2e

[JenJen]

placebo reminds me of student nights years and years ago >< but they only ever used to play nancy boy!

one for the feach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWbXQQG9B6c&feature=related

[Feachie]

bringing me back to when i was a young lil fob, ty

turn this shit up, bout to get funky http://youtu.be/IxjcszKEcHE

[KB_Trader]

Feachie we have like the same exact music taste haha.

Switchin to hip hop ya'll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvBmr_b-Rpg

[deakolt]

an online romance blossoms delicately like the morning glory

[KB_Trader]

I was going for the threesome, bro. Stop fuckin up my game.

[deakolt]

sorry i'm on acid right now things are getting weird up in here

[Feachie]

I was going for the threesome, bro. Stop fuckin up my game.

you dont want that, have a feeling it'd end up as a cage match with you attempting to referee long enough to mount her

[KB_Trader]

Lil bit of MDMA and all will be right with you ladies. Atleast long enough for mission to acquire accomplished status.

[JenJen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8

perfect mood setter

[KB_Trader]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8

perfect mood setter

Giggled

[Goraxx]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/groove3001/287424796.jpg

[JenJen]

That must have been one noisy BJ

[Safon]

Dark days for R&F...

[deakolt]

let's just shut it down and get on with our lives

[Shannacore]

i got a beanbag with your name on it (COUGH tralina)



:3

[Ektar]

Ektar...what can you offer me in terms of security? I would probably be looking for at least a 40k lump sum plus two pieces of dragon loot.

Just to put something on the table ;)

I spent a lot of time in guk duoing with a chanter and I made a lot of money. I am not the richest mofo on the server that can afford a prenerf fungi staff or anything but I am very financially secure. As far as dragon loot, on top of having everything a paladin can possibly use prekunark, please let me recite to you my credentials:

server second AoN
sever second RBB
server second Shield of Rainbow Hues
server first Fiery Avenger

I also have full rubi, 2 manastones (one on me and one on my cleric) and a thex dagger.

plzoplz consider me a worthy suitor.

[KB_Trader]

I can offer none of that, but I'm a good lay and a p swell fella

[Knuckle]

Careful JJ he has aids from needles, read it in a book and I watched a video too.

[Doors]

Careful JJ he has aids from needles, read it in a book and I watched a video too.

Bro I heard the same exact thing about tree once

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0YtPi2QZSY

[visage]

I spent a lot of time in guk duoing with a chanter and I made a lot of money. I am not the richest mofo on the server that can afford a prenerf fungi staff or anything but I am very financially secure. As far as dragon loot, on top of having everything a paladin can possibly use prekunark, please let me recite to you my credentials:

server second AoN
sever second RBB
server second Shield of Rainbow Hues
server first Fiery Avenger

I also have full rubi, 2 manastones (one on me and one on my cleric) and a thex dagger.

plzoplz consider me a worthy suitor.

Oh cool If you wanna adopt me in game im cool with that. Can always you a heritance.

[visage]

Oh cool If you wanna adopt me in game im cool with that. Can always you a heritance.

Like I can be your guy's baby son.