For the nerds that hope to someday bed a lady

[deathgirl]

http://www.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,1101335803001_2087707,00.html

I don't care for yoga or meditation, but the reason this works is because a woman's amygdala has to be deactivated before she can feel sexual pleasure. The amygdala is the stress/fear center of the brain (fake raep doesn't count). This evolved because primitive man wasn't as empathetic toward a woman's refusal before law existed.

Scientists also just recently bothered to do more than guess at female stimulation.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20770-sex-on-the-brain-what-turns-women-on-mapped-out.html
Now that science has proved it, women must be telling the truth about themselves! The clitoris stimulates a completely different and much larger section of the brain than the vagine+cervix.

So! To unfailingly commence an unforgettable sexual experience, combine these two facts you just learned by laying your conquest down, making absolutely sure she's completely at ease, and stroking her ladyboner for her, just as you'd expect of her. no homo.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

glhf

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-UruD2w_3Zrc/Tk032yzQ-7I/AAAAAAAAAhg/Cnf20Dbvuwo/1288368116159.jpg

[Bardalicious]

making absolutely sure she's completely at ease, and stroking her ladyboner for her, just as you'd expect of her. no homo.

lolololol

[EvilMallet]

Somebody needs to prod Feachie in the amygdala

with a sharp object

[visage]

http://www.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,1101335803001_2087707,00.html

I don't care for yoga or meditation, but the reason this works is because a woman's amygdala has to be deactivated before she can feel sexual pleasure. The amygdala is the stress/fear center of the brain (fake raep doesn't count). This evolved because primitive man wasn't as empathetic toward a woman's refusal before law existed.

Scientists also just recently bothered to do more than guess at female stimulation.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20770-sex-on-the-brain-what-turns-women-on-mapped-out.html
Now that science has proved it, women must be telling the truth about themselves! The clitoris stimulates a completely different and much larger section of the brain than the vagine+cervix.

So! To unfailingly commence an unforgettable sexual experience, combine these two facts you just learned by laying your conquest down, making absolutely sure she's completely at ease, and stroking her ladyboner for her, just as you'd expect of her. no homo.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

glhf

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-UruD2w_3Zrc/Tk032yzQ-7I/AAAAAAAAAhg/Cnf20Dbvuwo/1288368116159.jpg

^^^^ Summary so you don't have to read. " Hi , my name is deathgirl I have a penis". end.

[Feachie]

somebody needs to get me off this nerd's mind. read the thread and go find a slut, fuckin lame :\

[Feachie]

^^^^ Summary so you don't have to read. " Hi , my name is deathgirl I have a penis". end.

she may as well throw up a pic of her in a bra to prove it too

oh wait :rolleyes:

[Hagglebaron]

...you are one mentally disturbed woman

[Feachie]

to tell yourself you or anyone else isn't mentally disturbed would be a lie.

also cake.

[Hagglebaron]

I suppose I should have known that right away though with a name like Deathgirl

[deathgirl]

she may as well throw up a pic of her in a bra to prove it too

oh wait :rolleyes:

good1 lol! i can't believe you smoke. gtfo

[Pico]

uhhhhh i already bedded a women and it only cost me 50pp cuz i got the nice face discount

[deathgirl]

...you are one mentally disturbed woman

because I can speak frankly about such a topic?


why am I responded I trolld u in the other thread u dum

[Feachie]

because I can speak frankly about such a topic?


why am I responded I trolld u in the other thread u dum

are you sure you're australian? i raided with an old russian woman on live, and she made a lot more sense than this :confused:

[deathgirl]

are you sure you're australian? i raided with an old russian woman on live, and she made a lot more sense than this :confused:

u don't understand irony

it's kinda embarrassing

[Feachie]

do you even know what irony means?

[deathgirl]

I suppose I should have known that right away though with a name like Deathgirl

99% of p99 doesn't get irony. I guess it's just like real life. I'm too used to assuming the internet = a higher percentile of smarter than average people =\

[xshayla701]

ektar explained irony p well to me if you guys want me to link it

[deathgirl]

ektar explained irony p well to me if you guys want me to link it

yeye i bet it'll be ironic in all backwards sorts of ways

[Harrison]

...you are one mentally disturbed woman

[Feachie]

99% of p99 doesn't get irony. I guess it's just like real life. I'm too used to assuming the internet = a higher percentile of smarter than average people =\

99% of all people misuse the word irony or ironic. just saying.

[xshayla701]

yeye i bet it'll be ironic in all backwards sorts of ways

YAYAYYY BITCH! This is similar but the Atlanta version~

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/byOtxwl8iEI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[deathgirl]

talkan bout sex on the internet just ain't the done thang

[Seaweedpimp]

lol damn

[Feachie]

YAYAYYY BITCH! This is similar but the Atlanta version~

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/byOtxwl8iEI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

lolol... this video is all kinds of funny. "HOLD ON, WAIT A MINUTE HO!"

[deneauth]

99% of p99 doesn't get irony. I guess it's just like real life. I'm too used to assuming the internet = a higher percentile of smarter than average people =\

I loled at this part. This is irony.

[deathgirl]

YAYAYYY BITCH! This is similar but the Atlanta version~

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/byOtxwl8iEI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

it's feachie :(

and now I'm scared of leaving my island tyvm :(

[xshayla701]

IM PRESSIN CHARGES, WHERE MY DURAG AT?

[Pico]

i understand u deathgirl but ive worked with handicap ppl much of my life

[Feachie]

fuck your island. former prison colony :D

[deathgirl]

fuck your island. former prison colony :D

smart one, never heard that b4

[Structures_Fall]

Better with subtitles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opKGHoaeEBo

[Feachie]

it's ok, we're a collapsing empire.

[deathgirl]

IM PRESSIN CHARGES, WHERE MY DURAG AT?

es on ya head



brb googling durag

[Hagglebaron]

i understand u deathgirl but ive worked with handicap ppl much of my life

Lmfao

[Feachie]

doo rag. it's a rag for your (hair)doo

[deathgirl]

Better with subtitles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opKGHoaeEBo

haven't snickered this much in a long while. guess it is 3am

[Ennoia]

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/i/d/id727.png

Am I doin it right?!

[Tiggles]

99% of all people misuse the word irony or ironic. just saying.

Thats Ironic

[Ashimar]

should have been a better broad at the end of your post bro

[Feachie]

Thats Ironic

you're ironic

[Nedala]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/288/irony.jpg?1243350318

[deathgirl]

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/i/d/id727.png

Am I doin it right?!

I'm going to sleep and I just know I'm gunna dream bout his amygdalan illithid face all over me

[deneauth]

Haha irony?

[Ennoia]

I'm going to sleep and I just know I'm gunna dream bout his amygdalan illithid face all over me

Mission accomplished.

[visage]

Don't worthy deathgirl and feachie. I too have a penis. OOO the IIIIIRONY

[Feachie]

Haha irony?

do like

[JayDee]

...you are one mentally disturbed woman

she looks like my ex and is bonkers just like my ex.

I think it's a chromosome thing like down syndrome except that it doesn't make you look like a retard.

[Tiggles]

Hasbinbad gets a batphone when ever there is an irony dispute on the forums, I wonder where he is

[Hasbinbad]

None of you have used irony correctly in this thread.

Each and everyone one of you is part of the 99%.

[deneauth]

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1253/ohtheirony.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/716/ohtheirony.png/)

Last link was broken on my screen, round 2, irnoy?

[Feachie]

painted flames on a truck so it'll go faster, only for it to catch on fire?

i dunno, engrish isn't my strong subject. that's why we have hasbin. i can hardly cobble together a legible sentence.

[deneauth]

I think it was one of those time lapse camera's, this guy was going so fast that his engine burst into flames. Its like that movie Space Balls, this dude went past lightspeed straight to ludacris speed.

[deakolt]

this thing between feachie and deathgirl is just getting weird

it's almost too real for lulz now

[Knuckle]

ironic would be the ice cream truck on fire,you're doing it wrong.

[Feachie]

i'm just basically ignoring it now. it's almost not even funny talking shit to her anymore, because it's just getting sad and depressing. bordering on pity at this point

[Tumdumm]

i'm just basically ignoring it now. it's almost not even funny talking shit to her anymore, because it's just getting sad and depressing. bordering on pity at this point

ur doin it wrong

[Feachie]

no u

[xshayla701]

this thing between feachie and deathgirl is just getting weird

it's almost too real for lulz now

this, it's almost too serious now. feachie's first thread was A+ i got a good laugh out of it but now this hatred is getting creepy

[deneauth]

it was only creepy for the first 4 pages or so then it got derailed like every other thread. Now we just post what ever we want until we reach 1000 pages.

[JenJen]

i just dont get where it all came from :(

tral hardly even posts anymore and when she does its hardly aggravating.

as for my girl DG - again...all her posts are generally just poking fun at silly things.

feachomundo has some secret issue that they arent willing to share! i'm gonna go with the green eyed monster angle.

[deneauth]

Being a man (void of all emotions) I dont know where we all went wrong. Usually we just call eachother gay and get over it. Gender divide.

[Feachie]

i just dont get where it all came from :(

tral hardly even posts anymore and when she does its hardly aggravating.

as for my girl DG - again...all her posts are generally just poking fun at silly things.

feachomundo has some secret issue that they arent willing to share! i'm gonna go with the green eyed monster angle.

i've said it 100x. tralina is a liar and an attention whore. the lying to get on welfare thing kinda pissed me off when it was going on, but i kept quiet then. then a supposedly "sarcastic" remark about her tags in one of her threads turning her on or some shit because e-nerds want to bang her, and yeah. fucking attention whores right? on top of that, like i said before, the fact that she corrected her "mistake" about the welfare means nothing, because she only did it because she got berated so hard on this forum. she obviously takes you guys and your words seriously.

deathgirl has been on me since i joined the forum, i think her eye has been green from the beginning. one of those "fuck this bitch, i've had enough" type moments.

and you... you stick your nose in business you don't understand and draw hate, for some reason. i didn't do anything to you :)

[Tumdumm]

oooooh so there are reasons

just bad ones

[Feachie]

hey fuck you buddy

[deakolt]

i think everyone just needs to chill out

we all have our flaws

let's think about the answer to this age-old question and find solace in the meditation:
are we human, or are we dancer?

[deakolt]

i think the true nature of man is dancer

[Tumdumm]

im more of a comet (sometimes cupid) myself

[Aviann]

I see the hunger in this bitch's eyes. I care not for her wild and untamed locks. I think if I were to meet her, she'd kill me in my sleep. She also plays Everquest, not good for a woman, unless she has a laptop, and it is permanently in the kitchen.


WTB a picture of a woman actually worth being on these forums.

[God-King Abacab]

Feachie just hates me because I'm the personification of the dude she dated in highschool that took her virginity out behind an Arby's dumpster; only to break up with her 2-weeks later and knock-up her younger, less fat sister.

Feachie is a used up, barren, old whore because of that incident and hates all men because of her inability to get over being hurt and betrayed...

I'll throw you some mercy, come over to my house Feachie and I'll give you the dicking that you've been waiting on for a lifetime!

[Feachie]

i think everyone just needs to chill out

we all have our flaws

let's think about the answer to this age-old question and find solace in the meditation:
are we human, or are we dancer?

it's dancing. it's a hunter s. thompson reference :)

"...America raising a generation of dancers"

[Tumdumm]

it's dancing. it's a hunter s. thompson reference :)

"...America raising a generation of dancers"

a blitzen if i ever heard one

[Feachie]

and cab, you aint shit.

You've got nothing off the cuff. Without your preview button and the ability to edit and revise, you don't make any sense, your arguments are flimsy, and you come off as a bit of a little bitch. just stop, target somebody who fears your hollow words because they're too big for them, because you're just a joke to me.

[deakolt]

i tried to bring some spirituality and deep thinking into these threads

but the hate are strong with these ones

these are real people with real emotions. can't we just smoke blunts and get along?

[deneauth]

i tried to bring some spirituality and deep thinking into these threads

but the hate are strong with these ones

these are real people with real emotions. can't we just smoke blunts and get along?

Respect.

[Tumdumm]

i tried to bring some spirituality and deep thinking into these threads

but the hate are strong with these ones

these are real people with real emotions. can't we just smoke blunts and get along?

henceworth you will be known as rudolph because, as the raindeer, we follow your red nose through the ashes or somethin like that

[Silentone]

I seriously wonder if these are peoples actually deminer, or if its some alter internet-ego

[deakolt]

that's a dangerous job my cousin's friend lost his leg demining in cambodia

[Envious]

Is the ugly thing the OP posted a self pic?

[JenJen]

i've said it 100x. tralina is a liar and an attention whore. the lying to get on welfare thing kinda pissed me off when it was going on, but i kept quiet then. then a supposedly "sarcastic" remark about her tags in one of her threads turning her on or some shit because e-nerds want to bang her, and yeah. fucking attention whores right? on top of that, like i said before, the fact that she corrected her "mistake" about the welfare means nothing, because she only did it because she got berated so hard on this forum. she obviously takes you guys and your words seriously.

deathgirl has been on me since i joined the forum, i think her eye has been green from the beginning. one of those "fuck this bitch, i've had enough" type moments.

and you... you stick your nose in business you don't understand and draw hate, for some reason. i didn't do anything to you :)

but i think i do understand dear feachie.

firstly;

tralina is not the only one who posts lies and threads for attention (i dont even agree with this btw) in case you haven't noticed, every person who posts in these forums, especially rants and flames, has occasionally posted a photo, bragged about something, tagged something else and so on. Look at the RL pic thread. Lot's of people attention whoring, as such, right there. But wait...tralina commented about her welfare checks right? that really irritated you...but why? I beg you to go and read every thread on the first page of every forum. Guess what? Lots of other people saying things that could equally piss you off. Bragging, talking about how they did this, did that. cut corners. But its just Tralina, right? why? why not visage? azeth?

Regarding Deathgirl - so i take it you are saying DG is the only person in the whole of p99 that has been "at you" since you registered on the forums? come on! there's been more and we all know it. and its always mostly been the males. so again, why just DG?

What have DG and Tralina got in common? Both popular girls on the forums. so why would you, feachie, get so mad without being provoked, at these two?

i'll tell you what i think, honestly ; you are a confused individual who cannot seem to cope with being less popular on a computer game forum than two strangers you have no history with. And now you have realised your flame thread has backfired, as everyone now understands exactly what you are.

As for me sticking my nose in - well, i just saw you a mile off as soon as you posted the first photo of a young girl caked in make up pouting into a camera. Its been quite interesting watching you progress.

TL;DR - give it up jealous face.

[deakolt]

OH SHIT
a new challenger appears

solid psychoanalysis

[Maurk]

99% of all people misuse the word irony or ironic. just saying.

The firehall burned to the ground

How'd I do??
I think it would be pretty ironic, if a firehall (which houses fireman to put out fires)
were to burn to the ground! could you imagine!!?
the IRONY

[Goraxx]

Theres only one way to settle this. All p99 girls in a mudpit fight.

[Envious]

kk, so the pic in the OP is a self pic?

And JenJen is talking shit about someone attention whoring after posting a photo shopped pic??

[JenJen]

are you a retard? that was yendor who posted it, not me.

[JenJen]

as for your sensible question ; who knows.

[Bardalicious]

kk, so the pic in the OP is a self pic?


lol no

[Hagglebaron]

i just dont get where it all came from :(

tral hardly even posts anymore and when she does its hardly aggravating.

as for my girl DG - again...all her posts are generally just poking fun at silly things.

feachomundo has some secret issue that they arent willing to share! i'm gonna go with the green eyed monster angle.

You are one hell of a bubbly, annoying poster

[Feachie]

but i think i do understand dear feachie.

firstly;

tralina is not the only one who posts lies and threads for attention (i dont even agree with this btw) in case you haven't noticed, every person who posts in these forums, especially rants and flames, has occasionally posted a photo, bragged about something, tagged something else and so on. Look at the RL pic thread. Lot's of people attention whoring, as such, right there. But wait...tralina commented about her welfare checks right? that really irritated you...but why? I beg you to go and read every thread on the first page of every forum. Guess what? Lots of other people saying things that could equally piss you off. Bragging, talking about how they did this, did that. cut corners. But its just Tralina, right? why? why not visage? azeth?

Regarding Deathgirl - so i take it you are saying DG is the only person in the whole of p99 that has been "at you" since you registered on the forums? come on! there's been more and we all know it. and its always mostly been the males. so again, why just DG?

What have DG and Tralina got in common? Both popular girls on the forums. so why would you, feachie, get so mad without being provoked, at these two?

i'll tell you what i think, honestly ; you are a confused individual who cannot seem to cope with being less popular on a computer game forum than two strangers you have no history with. And now you have realised your flame thread has backfired, as everyone now understands exactly what you are.

As for me sticking my nose in - well, i just saw you a mile off as soon as you posted the first photo of a young girl caked in make up pouting into a camera. Its been quite interesting watching you progress.

TL;DR - give it up jealous face.

I give it right back to visage. Azeth gave me solid props one time for the most "concise burn" or something to that effect. I'm sorry, I don't take shit from anybody. Your analysis is wrong.

[Drem]

you guys remind me of everquest forums from 1999. this part of the project is spot on

[JenJen]

nope its right and i win!

we can be friends now

[deakolt]

I give it right back to visage. Azeth gave me solid props one time for the most "concise burn" or something to that effect. I'm sorry, I don't take shit from anybody. Your analysis is wrong.

as a neutral 3rd-party observer i'd like to point out that yes, you seem to give it back to visage, operative phrase being "give it back". With tralina and deathgirl you seek it out for some reason. specially deathgirl

[JenJen]

can we end this saga now?

we need more trak drama

[Safon]

Lmfao Jen you think dg and tral are popular here? Tral gets flamed all the time although she hasn't been active much lately, and dg has been ripped apart since she was thrust into the spotlight by many people in recent threads. Kimmie, Glitch etc qualify as well liked, but tral and dg? Come on now

[Feachie]

as a neutral 3rd-party observer i'd like to point out that yes, you seem to give it back to visage, operative phrase being "give it back". With tralina and deathgirl you seek it out for some reason. specially deathgirl

visage hasn't gotten shit. we have a mutual respect, i still think he's a flaming faggot, and he thinks i'm a raging cunt, but it's a respectful rivalry. as far as him being flirty with me, dude, he's flirty with You :D

[JenJen]

you're thinking of a different kind of popular ;)

[deakolt]

visage hasn't gotten shit. we have a mutual respect, i still think he's a flaming faggot, and he thinks i'm a raging cunt, but it's a respectful rivalry. as far as him being flirty with me, dude, he's flirty with You :D

you're right actually me and visage building a rapport. Will it go further than rapport? Only time will tell

[JenJen]

visage gets bad press.

i think hes a thoroughly cool fella and personally enjoy his daily photo stories

[Alex]

Visage is the definition of tool

[Feachie]

visage gets bad press.

i think hes a thoroughly cool fella and personally enjoy his daily photo stories

[Feachie]

also i love how him throwing up one pic of him giving you guys the kinky eyes sets you off in a defensive homophobic rage :p

[Rais]

Is this really deathgirl?

[Alex]

You are one hell of a bubbly, annoying poster

Yea that about sums Jen up

[Chanur]

but i think i do understand dear feachie.

firstly;

tralina is not the only one who posts lies and threads for attention (i dont even agree with this btw) in case you haven't noticed, every person who posts in these forums, especially rants and flames, has occasionally posted a photo, bragged about something, tagged something else and so on. Look at the RL pic thread. Lot's of people attention whoring, as such, right there. But wait...tralina commented about her welfare checks right? that really irritated you...but why? I beg you to go and read every thread on the first page of every forum. Guess what? Lots of other people saying things that could equally piss you off. Bragging, talking about how they did this, did that. cut corners. But its just Tralina, right? why? why not visage? azeth?

Regarding Deathgirl - so i take it you are saying DG is the only person in the whole of p99 that has been "at you" since you registered on the forums? come on! there's been more and we all know it. and its always mostly been the males. so again, why just DG?

What have DG and Tralina got in common? Both popular girls on the forums. so why would you, feachie, get so mad without being provoked, at these two?

i'll tell you what i think, honestly ; you are a confused individual who cannot seem to cope with being less popular on a computer game forum than two strangers you have no history with. And now you have realised your flame thread has backfired, as everyone now understands exactly what you are.

As for me sticking my nose in - well, i just saw you a mile off as soon as you posted the first photo of a young girl caked in make up pouting into a camera. Its been quite interesting watching you progress.

TL;DR - give it up jealous face.

Jen is my fav. Mad props.

[Seaweedpimp]

can we end this saga now?

we need more trak drama



Trak window opens in 1 hour. Thats when the shit winds start howling.

[Feachie]

got your sock ready? :D

[Rais]

Why does her picture originate from a Wrestling forum website?

[Pico]

feachie, we're a lot alike, you and i. that is to say, we're both men

[Feachie]

feachie, we're a lot alike, you and i. that is to say, we're both men

you're a strange man then? sorry

[Pico]

are you implying i have a clitoris

[Feachie]

i just cant take you seriously with that avatar. i fucking hate pugs :(

[Pico]

i know off hand at least one person who was probably a girl that can refute that

[Falisaty]

I LOL so hard at this thread... i myself will never have to worry bout getting a woman as i am married and i bed down with her + other women at the same time several times a week... Got to love the swinging lifestyle!!!

[Feachie]

operating term is "probably" ;)

to you, everybody is a man on this server. you showed your dick to a man ahahah :)

[Chanur]

i just cant take you seriously with that avatar. i fucking hate pugs :(

That's because you are worthless tramp that was huged by daddy to much while the Pug just watched.

[Pico]

one day i hope to achieve what falisaty shagswell, mage of roughly ten seasons, has achieved

[Feachie]

That's because you are worthless tramp that was huged by daddy to much while the Pug just watched.

a commendable effort. very nice phrasing, next flame i suggest more research, and expand a bit more. what else did the pug do to me? what did my dad do to me? btw i didn't own a pug but irrelevant, flames don't have to be factual :p

someday you may be as good as abacab, and then one day you might actually be a good troll.

[Chanur]

a commendable effort. very nice phrasing, next flame i suggest more research, and expand a bit more. what else did the pug do to me? what did my dad do to me? btw i didn't own a pug but irrelevant, flames don't have to be factual :p

someday you may be as good as abacab, and then one day you might actually be a good troll.

I was obviously referencing your hate transference of your father onto that cute little Pug. Next session we can discuss your identity issues. In the mean time I signed you up for a program called Hooked on Phonics.

[Feachie]

I was obviously referencing your hate transference of your father onto that cute little Pug. Next session we can discuss your identity issues. In the mean time I signed you up for a program called Hooked on Phonics.

you're still doing it wrong, i'm afraid :(

the hooked on phonics line should be reserved for those that butcher the english language, or can't spell for shit.

[JayDee]

I LOL so hard at this thread... i myself will never have to worry bout getting a woman as i am married and i bed down with her + other women at the same time several times a week... Got to love the swinging lifestyle!!!

ever let a black guy pork your wife

[God-King Abacab]

you're still doing it wrong, i'm afraid :(

the hooked on phonics line should be reserved for those that butcher the english language, or can't spell for shit.

Phonics has fuck all to do with spelling and grammar

Linguistics 101 k?

[Pico]

I LOL so hard at this thread... i myself will never have to worry bout getting a woman as i am married and i bed down with her + other women at the same time several times a week... Got to love the swinging lifestyle!!!

would u say ur morbidly obese or just normal obese

[Feachie]

you already know what i think about your education, cab. you spit 101 level shit to people on here and this is the way you view yourself
http://i2.listal.com/image/1340111/600full-the-holy-bible%3A-king-james-version-artwork.jpg

you're a fucking joke

[JayDee]

is moses about to kill that motherfucker groveling at his feet

[deakolt]

moses smited so many infidels in the name of jewsus

[God-King Abacab]

you already know what i think about your education, cab. you spit 101 level shit to people on here and this is the way you view yourself
http://i2.listal.com/image/1340111/600full-the-holy-bible%3A-king-james-version-artwork.jpg

you're a fucking joke

I'm glad you recognize I am the messiah of jews, but I haven't been into an introductory course for my major since 2007?

We all know Abacab only takes 400 level classes where he's allowed to freely speak his bullshit to crackjob anarchists and post-modern hipsters

[Feachie]

welcome to my level bro

[Chanur]

you're still doing it wrong, i'm afraid :(

the hooked on phonics line should be reserved for those that butcher the english language, or can't spell for shit.

But not for trailer park retards that cannot use capitals or punctuation?

[Feachie]

i use plenty of punctuation, but you're right i don't use many caps :) does it really bother you that much? if so, why?

[deakolt]

But not for trailer park retards that cannot use capitals or punctuation?

this isn't even a SENTENCE you fucking wannabe grammar nazi

[Falisaty]

would u say ur morbidly obese or just normal obese

im 6'2" 235lb not really buff but i keep myself healthy and lean. Somone jelly??

[Falisaty]

ever let a black guy pork your wife

I wouldnt say "porked" as that is just tacky but yes she has been in bed with a black man

[deakolt]

@Fali: do you have a large member?

[Misto]

die thread die

[Falisaty]

@Fali: do you have a large member?

Actually no its average but i have a tongue like gene simmons.... and can last well into 4 hours without falter

[JenJen]

wheres Piff when you need him?

[JenJen]

actually that may not be legal

[Feachie]

does it matter to you though? you come off as the kind of girl that says "Hey, age is only a number" handle your scandal, look at that hair!

[JenJen]

beggars cant be choosers?

[Feachie]

is that what's going on? handle then :P

[JenJen]

no idea

to be totally honest i cant be bothered e-fighting with you anymore

quits?

[Chanur]

this isn't even a SENTENCE you fucking wannabe grammar nazi

I was not being a grammar Nazi, he was talking shit about someone else's education while posting trash. It was a whole 5 posts up though I shouldn't expect a simpleton like you to follow along.

[deakolt]

I was not being a grammar Nazi, he was talking shit about someone else's education while posting trash. It was a whole 5 posts up though I shouldn't expect a simpleton like you to follow along.

haha fail grammar nazi i m o

[Feachie]

yep. he should have spelled out the word five, also I see a missing comma

[God-King Abacab]

I'm starting to think Feachie is a man...

Only an adolescent boy in the progressing stages of Asperger's syndrome would sit here arguing point for point on non-sensible bullshit day in and day out. A woman even a stupid one by now would be out sucking dick for dinner and a movie, or at the very least be spending this time on facebook posting pictures showing off her flesh balloons in a not-so-subtle way.

[God-King Abacab]

also

INB4 "you're speaking from experience right?"

[deathgirl]

dear god. never making a thread at 3am ever again. no idea what I was thinking. just tired and apart from my fiance for over a year.....

jj, respect 4 ur big analysis. I saw the what was up with the first pic too. I was never mean, and she and I even exchanged pleasant though boring pms, til I made some joke she didn't understand. now it's all, u aint shit u trash where mah doorag at? I don't think she reads things we say, because she'll repeat the same insults we've refuted, so I'm rly bored with the whole shenanigan. fin!

also lawl @ erry1 who doesn't recognize the internet sensation that was the woman in the OP. just go back outside to your social circles and your toocoolfortheinternet life.

[deakolt]

is that blowjob girl?

[JenJen]

dg - check your inbox for hot gossip!!

[Feachie]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/wettner/britneys_pussy_hurts.jpg

[Ihealyou]

abacab just shut the fuck up

[deathgirl]

dg - check your inbox for hot gossip!!

still can't believe she stooped that low! :eek:

[deakolt]

can you guys spill da gossip plz k thx

[naez]

I'm starting to think Feachie is a man...

Only an adolescent boy in the progressing stages of Asperger's syndrome would sit here arguing point for point on non-sensible bullshit day in and day out. A woman even a stupid one by now would be out sucking dick for dinner and a movie, or at the very least be spending this time on facebook posting pictures showing off her flesh balloons in a not-so-subtle way.

I have a friend with bona fied aspergers, he's a fucking creep but lol as fuck and I def. trust him over half the niQQers I know tbqh cause you know he ain't gonna fuck you

[God-King Abacab]

abacab just shut the fuck up

No one cares what you think, but we duly await another random MS-Paint abortion to pop up in a thread.

So until then keep cranking out those one-hit wonders you ridiculous fag you!

[naez]

you are all: = dum as fuk


stop getting made @ video games

[naez]

u made bro?

[deakolt]

can girls plz spill gossip plz or you can pm it to me promise i keep secrets better than secrets (we all know his secret heh heh)

[Seaweedpimp]

Bout to order a pizza bros

[Seaweedpimp]

Done

[Ihealyou]

No one cares what you think, but we duly await another random MS-Paint abortion to pop up in a thread.

So until then keep cranking out those one-hit wonders you ridiculous fag you!

as long as you keep showing us your awesome phil 401 papers that people care about <3

[eastadam55]

i care about them

[deakolt]

i care too Abacab is the counter-culture of P99

[Ihealyou]

Oh whoops, keep on keeping on then. I just miss the Abacab that fought for justice by training people :(

[eastadam55]

he's still there, but in our hearts..........

[Safon]

Oh whoops, keep on keeping on then. I just miss the Abacab that fought for justice by training people :(

Same

He was a hero of the people, the people who appreciate lulz anyways. Maybe one day he will return in a wave of train glory and destruction

[SUSUGAM]

Hasbinbad is NOT a faggot.

Irony.

[DevonG]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/feachie.jpg

[JayDee]

Cheers to you Abacab for all those free unwarranted resses you gave me as a GM

[Seaweedpimp]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/feachie.jpg

rofl

[Feachie]

fairly accurate. you dont want any, bitches :)

[Animosity]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2h7kkyx.jpg

[Koota]

http://youlookfiiine.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/kitty.jpg?w=356&h=400

[Bardalicious]

lololol classic another popcorn.gif from Koota

[visage]

visage hasn't gotten shit. we have a mutual respect, i still think he's a flaming faggot, and he thinks i'm a raging cunt, but it's a respectful rivalry. as far as him being flirty with me, dude, he's flirty with You :D

What she means is. We both often send eachother nudes and compare penis's.

[visage]

<3 Feachie<3 u know it

[Feachie]

What she means is. We both often send eachother nudes and compare penis's.

sadly mine is bigger :(

[Misto]

Women are gross.

[Feachie]

your face is gross.

[Haul]

Thanks for changing your forum picture, it's a lot less lesbian now thank god.

[eastadam55]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVPUG8GQR8I

[Knuckle]

lady boner. gross

[Falisaty]

yes a lady boner is the clitoris when it is full of blood... one must caress it with the tongue till she screams in pleasure.

[xshayla701]

lady boner. gross

KA needs to teach you a lesson apparently

[Misto]

KA needs to teach you a lesson apparently

You're going to show him how to fold the laundry?

[Knuckle]

KA needs to teach you a lesson apparently


/blush

[Tumdumm]

that falisaty dude would give me less nightmares with a different avatar

maybe

[Falisaty]

that falisaty dude would give me less nightmares with a different avatar

maybe

??? do you look at it and see a self portrait of what your life has turned into... why is it giving you nightmares its a cartoon. Urs on the other hand my 4yo took one look at it and pissed herself.