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Tiggles
08-16-2011, 06:33 PM
All day today I've had a pounding headache and general nausea. I don't feel sick but everyone hour or so I get these instead pains in my stomach and I have to throw up.

I haven't eaten anything all day and I feel hungry but I can't keep food down.

Would a peperoni pizza help my situation?

naez
08-16-2011, 06:33 PM
marijuana

Tiggles
08-16-2011, 06:33 PM
Intense*

Daldolma
08-16-2011, 06:34 PM
Pregnant.

jarshale
08-16-2011, 06:36 PM
marijuana

I was actually gonna say this

Tiggles
08-16-2011, 06:36 PM
Pregnant.

I am a male

deakolt
08-16-2011, 06:38 PM
marijuana, and eat something like plain white bread or crackers.

also make sure you are hydrated

Knuckle
08-16-2011, 06:39 PM
marijuana

i had the 24 hour stomach flu where i puked my guts out every 15minutes on the hour. pepto bismol helped ffor maybe 30minutes per dose. marijuana kept me nauseau free for 4 hours

muffins
08-16-2011, 06:40 PM
nukka you fat

Spud
08-16-2011, 06:43 PM
eat some hotpockets, you'll be fine.

Bardalicious
08-16-2011, 06:44 PM
All day today I've had a pounding headache and general nausea. I don't feel sick but everyone hour or so I get these instead pains in my stomach and I have to throw up.

I haven't eaten anything all day and I feel hungry but I can't keep food down.

Would a peperoni pizza help my situation?


u constipated lawl

Tiggles
08-16-2011, 06:56 PM
Don't do drugs and I don't feel like I have the flu I just want to puke and my head hurts.

I called my mother and she said the same thing she always says and that is to eat.

deakolt
08-16-2011, 06:57 PM
Don't do drugs and I don't feel like I have the flu I just want to puke and my head hurts.

I called my mother and she said the same thing she always says and that is to eat.

sounds like the flu. But really drink sips of water and eat some plain carbs

Tiggles
08-16-2011, 06:58 PM
sounds like the flu. But really drink sips of water and eat some plain carbs

What is a plain carb? Can i put red sauce on it?

Drinking lots of water now, maybe i'm dehydrated

deakolt
08-16-2011, 07:02 PM
What is a plain carb? Can i put red sauce on it?

Drinking lots of water now, maybe i'm dehydrated

you can do whatever the fuck you want but if you're stomach is not feeling well i'd recommend only eating shit like bread, crackers, plain noodles, etc. Otherwise you just gonna waste more energy vomming it up

druziil
08-16-2011, 07:10 PM
go to a fucking doctor/hospital.

Skope
08-16-2011, 07:16 PM
try soda, that usually helps me.

Chanur
08-16-2011, 07:18 PM
All day today I've had a pounding headache and general nausea. I don't feel sick but everyone hour or so I get these instead pains in my stomach and I have to throw up.

I haven't eaten anything all day and I feel hungry but I can't keep food down.

Would a peperoni pizza help my situation?

Less swallowing and more spitting would help. Whore.

jarshale
08-16-2011, 07:25 PM
try soda, that usually helps me.

also this. sprite helps I find

Zereh
08-16-2011, 07:25 PM
^^ lawl

Sorry you don't feel well, Quick. :(

EkireiTheNecro
08-16-2011, 07:27 PM
Sounds to me like you ate at McDonald's; and your burger was made by someone who didn't wash their hands after taking a shit and wiping with his fingers.

EkireiTheNecro
08-16-2011, 07:29 PM
Pure carbs would be something like Saltine crackers.

And you want CLEAR fluids that will pass easily through you - water and tea are good. Of course there's the classic ginger ale as well.

Tiggles
08-16-2011, 07:34 PM
I'm drinking ginger ale and some toast.

I don't have a fever or feel lethargic but my stomach is still turning.

I had some fresh made crabcakes last night, Think i undercooked them?

deathgirl
08-16-2011, 07:40 PM
stop being fat?




[you once told me to 'stop being poor?']

Eternal-Elf
08-16-2011, 07:46 PM
I'm drinking ginger ale and some toast.

I don't have a fever or feel lethargic but my stomach is still turning.

I had some fresh made crabcakes last night, Think i undercooked them?

Crab-cakes.....while delicious, can fuck up the strongest stomach if undercooked!

I bet that's it.

Tiggles
08-16-2011, 07:47 PM
stop being fat?




[you once told me to 'stop being poor?']

You don't have to explain why you insult people on RnF its ok!

Also i decided against ordering that pizza earlier because i didn't want to meet your boyfriend

EvilMallet
08-16-2011, 07:55 PM
badumtish

Bodeanicus
08-16-2011, 09:14 PM
Salmonella?

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/salmonella/DS00926/DSECTION=symptoms

Silentone
08-16-2011, 09:18 PM
warm chicken soup..somthing watery.. just suck the juice to get something in you.

h0tr0d (shaere)
08-17-2011, 12:41 AM
Ginger helps. So try some ginger candies, or go soda and crackers. And sometimes you just need to throw it all up.

h0tr0d (shaere)
08-17-2011, 12:43 AM
I'd say yes to the crabcakes. If it was p99 and you tried to tie the upset stomach to undercooked crab cakes you had the night before it would be a tin foil hat conspiracy.

Cyrano
08-17-2011, 12:47 AM
Have you tried hanging yourself? Might solve the problem long term.

Tiggles
08-17-2011, 12:49 AM
Have you tried hanging yourself? Might solve the problem long term.

This is a serious thread sir try not to shit it up like everything else you post in.

Also I had some ginger ale and some soup and I puked it up. I feel better after throwing up I'm just trying to keep hydrated.

Cyrano
08-17-2011, 01:01 AM
I am dead serious.

Tiggles
08-17-2011, 01:03 AM
I am dead serious.

ok

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 03:29 PM
UPDATE: I am now trolling RnF from the wonderious Crozer hospital(shithole)

The naeusa went away but a sore throat took its place I originally thought it was from these vocal courses I've been taken but it started to bother me.

I have always been very healthy and I've never really been to a doctor unless its a life or death type of thing so I was going to tough it out but according to my girlfriend this is how people die so she nagged me into going.

I go to my childhood doctor and he looks me over and says I have mild strep and to take these pills I put in the scrip and take pick them up saturday night on my way to dinner and a movie I read the pills and to say take them with food or what ever so I eat dinner and go to the movies.

Once the movie was over I remembered I had to take these pills and i pop them around 1:00am Almost immediatly I start to break out and have trouble breathing I immediatly get rushed to the ER where they inject with me all this shit because my throat closed up and now I'm sitting in a bed waiting for this thunderstorm to go away so i can check out.


TL:DR version

*Allergic to amoxowhatever almost(sorry Cyrano) died
*Never listen to Women


P.S

The worst part is that Trakanon spawned and dropped my BP and I missed it!. Do I have any legal grounds to sue this doctor for my BP?

Eternal-Elf
08-21-2011, 03:33 PM
You almost died.......you are sick....went to the ER.....

and you are worried about your BP drop.





and they say meth is the hardest addiction to quit.

TR Spokesman
08-21-2011, 03:42 PM
You almost died.......you are sick....went to the ER.....

and you are worried about your BP drop.





and they say meth is the hardest addiction to quit.

people almost die every day.

Trak doesn't drop rogue bp's every day.

Knuckle
08-21-2011, 03:53 PM
people almost die every day.

Trak doesn't drop rogue bp's every day.

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 03:54 PM
people almost die every day.

Trak doesn't drop rogue bp's every day.

KB_Trader
08-21-2011, 03:55 PM
Don't die, friend. We have much to do.

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 04:01 PM
Don't die, friend. We have much to do.

Speaking of Big things.

What lvl pal? Your coming up to the next sky raid to loot rots

KB_Trader
08-21-2011, 04:30 PM
Bout to hit 51 if someone will give me a group to ifnish out the last bit of this

xshayla701
08-21-2011, 04:49 PM
hope you feel better

ps i'm allergic to amoxicillin too :(

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 05:16 PM
hope you feel better

ps i'm allergic to amoxicillin too :(

Thank you~

KB_Trader
08-21-2011, 05:18 PM
buy me a jade prod so i can get hs key. im poor.

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 05:18 PM
buy me a jade prod so i can get hs key. im poor.

done

JenJen
08-21-2011, 05:19 PM
51 already? my JJ is only lvl 36 thanks to a certain monk with a name that sounds like bitch.

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 05:25 PM
51 already? my JJ is only lvl 36 thanks to a certain monk with a name that sounds like bitch.

get lvl 46 and TMO will get you a 41% haste belt they have been rotting recently since our monk alts have been getting them.

KB_Trader
08-21-2011, 05:28 PM
Yeah I'm pretty unreal what can I say

choklo
08-21-2011, 06:24 PM
Sometimes the "cure" is worse then the disease.

YendorLootmonkey
08-21-2011, 07:33 PM
You probably have this:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/brain-eating-amoeba-claims-second-victim-month-161107259.html

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 07:37 PM
You probably have this:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/brain-eating-amoeba-claims-second-victim-month-161107259.html

WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!

Thats a thing?

FUCK ME

YendorLootmonkey
08-21-2011, 07:38 PM
Ya :( damn brain-eating amoebas :(

johnny ringo
08-21-2011, 09:03 PM
Don't do drugs and I don't feel like I have the flu I just want to puke and my head hurts.

I called my mother and she said the same thing she always says and that is to eat.

no wonder you're such a fat pile of shit

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 11:11 PM
no wonder you're such a fat pile of shit

You seem upset

Doors
08-21-2011, 11:17 PM
plx dont die tiggles

Tiggles
08-21-2011, 11:35 PM
UPDATE:

Feeling fine now I have steroids and they gave me the Trak BP so now I have a full set of Mrylokars.

YendorLootmonkey
08-22-2011, 06:27 AM
in b4 everyone food poisoning themselves in hopes of a Trak BP

Diggles
08-22-2011, 10:45 AM
UPDATE: HBB in hosipital from bad sushi


also the comments on that yahoo page are fucking hilarious

to0p
08-22-2011, 03:29 PM
marijuana