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Peatree
08-12-2011, 08:51 AM
That is the question.

TGIF everyone! :eek:

Koota
08-12-2011, 08:52 AM
One of the very few things I will go out of my way to do for the wimmenz

Nytewind TP
08-12-2011, 09:02 AM
I used to lol but my girl likes the hair. So no worries...

So I'll just sit here all day staring at Peatree's avatar :)

Doors
08-12-2011, 09:09 AM
I didn't know there were still people in America not shaving their pubes.

Shannacore
08-12-2011, 09:19 AM
TGIF INDEED! Long, long week. Ready for the weekend.

Peatree
08-12-2011, 09:20 AM
TGIF INDEED! Long, long week. Ready for the weekend.

You forgot to answer the question. :mad:

Koota
08-12-2011, 09:43 AM
While a shitty fucking point, a valid one ... if I expect my woman to not look like she's straight out of a 1982 porn flick, it's only fair for her to expect the same. I'm not going baby bottom smooth, but I'll compromise.

Anger
08-12-2011, 10:12 AM
TGIF INDEED! Long, long week. Ready for the weekend.

If the man is shaving his balls for you, you'd better have the muff of a newborn child.

Hasbinbad
08-12-2011, 11:11 AM
you'd better have the muff of a newborn child.
You scare me.

Sinlea
08-12-2011, 12:28 PM
Since no one really answered it, ffs YES, do it. No one wants that in their mouth. :-P

Estolcles
08-12-2011, 12:38 PM
I say "Manscape", or trim the pubes. No shaving. I rarely shave my face, let alone my balls.

As an odd aside, I also shave my pits as well. Used to do it for wrestling, but now it just lowers stink and is kinda comfy.

Hasbinbad
08-12-2011, 12:44 PM
If a chick [shaves her pubes], she'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy [shaves his pubes], he'll probably suck your dick.
-Chris Rock
(edited)

Salty
08-12-2011, 12:54 PM
Women like some hair, don't shave it bald if you don't like the jungle.

Fourthmeal
08-12-2011, 12:56 PM
If a chick [shaves her pubes], she'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy [shaves his pubes], he'll probably suck your dick.
-Chris Rock
(edited)


:eek::eek::eek::eek:

naez
08-12-2011, 01:33 PM
trim the bush to make the tree look bigger


i always get a kick out of a chick having to pick pubes out her teeth tho

YendorLootmonkey
08-12-2011, 01:35 PM
I'm a little surprised the pvp douchewaffles haven't come into this thread yet to announce how much more fun and manly they think it is to shave each others' balls.

nalkin
08-12-2011, 01:38 PM
To risky imo. If they can't handle it they can go back to the kitchen instead

Metric Ton
08-12-2011, 03:19 PM
I think a modest trim is just common courtesy. Shaving is p questionable though

Falisaty
08-12-2011, 05:31 PM
I dont like hair on or in my pie so id expect women dont like hair on their hot dog.... At least have the common courtesy to trim it away... i personally shave makes me feel cleaner and my wife expects it hairless

EkireiTheNecro
08-12-2011, 05:32 PM
I hate when I shave my balls and the short point hairs chafe the underside of my dick shaft.

EkireiTheNecro
08-12-2011, 05:33 PM
Just keep toothpicks next to your bed.

naez
08-12-2011, 05:49 PM
my gooch so burly

Skope
08-12-2011, 06:18 PM
I didn't know there were still people in America not shaving their pubes.

haha. that's how we measure how much we've grown as a nation, by the % of population who shaves their naughty parts.

naez
08-12-2011, 06:33 PM
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/Iu5Z1.jpg

NSFW http://i.imgur.com/2pruB.jpg

Secrets
08-12-2011, 06:43 PM
Do it. I don't care what anyone else says, I am not putting your hairy nutsack in my mouth. I will only put your clean shaven nutsack in my mouth.

I have a phobia of non-head hair. Head hair is fine, but the moment you try and kiss me with a fucking full-on beard is the day we stop talking.

Neckbeards are the worse, btw. Fucking, it's like having balls on your neck.

And I am not talking about clean shaven balls either.

tl;dr secrets is afraid of manliness

Secrets
08-12-2011, 06:43 PM
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/Iu5Z1.jpg

NSFW http://i.imgur.com/2pruB.jpg

First one. God no on the second one.

eastadam55
08-12-2011, 07:23 PM
Do it. I don't care what anyone else says, I am not putting your hairy nutsack in my mouth. I will only put your clean shaven nutsack in my mouth.

I have a phobia of non-head hair. Head hair is fine, but the moment you try and kiss me with a fucking full-on beard is the day we stop talking.

Neckbeards are the worse, btw. Fucking, it's like having balls on your neck.

And I am not talking about clean shaven balls either.

tl;dr secrets is afraid of manliness

So you're gay?

EkireiTheNecro
08-12-2011, 07:44 PM
So you're gay?

So you're new here?

muffins
08-12-2011, 07:49 PM
Do it. I don't care what anyone else says, I am not putting your hairy nutsack in my mouth. I will only put your clean shaven nutsack in my mouth.

I have a phobia of non-head hair. Head hair is fine, but the moment you try and kiss me with a fucking full-on beard is the day we stop talking.

Neckbeards are the worse, btw. Fucking, it's like having balls on your neck.

And I am not talking about clean shaven balls either.

tl;dr secrets is afraid of manliness

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? You are one ugly mother fucker.

eastadam55
08-12-2011, 07:59 PM
So you're new here?

Kinda, don't pay attention to the gender of others on this forums that much.

Hasbinbad
08-12-2011, 11:37 PM
Kinda, don't pay attention to the gender of others on this forums that much.
Secrets is a guy that dresses up like a chick who has sex with men and or women.

..and I dare you to fuck with him about it..

Harrison
08-13-2011, 12:38 AM
Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? You are one ugly mother fucker.

Have you ever posted your picture? No? That's shocking!

muffins
08-13-2011, 03:41 AM
Secrets is a guy that dresses up like a chick who has sex with men and or women.

..and I dare you to fuck with him about it..

I make fun of him all the time. The most he's done is threaten to ddos me and kick me off eqemu forever.

Secrets
08-13-2011, 10:47 AM
Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? You are one ugly mother fucker.

scumbag muffins; posts about how ugly people are, never shows his face

Harrison
08-13-2011, 10:52 AM
scumbag muffins; posts about how ugly people are, never shows his face

I'm drawing some similarities to a lot of people right now lol

Knuckle
08-13-2011, 10:55 AM
i really dont care, the girl can let me know if my balls are too hairy otherwise they shall remain the forbidden forest orbs

visage
08-13-2011, 08:53 PM
Well if you plan on having a girl licking them or orally playing with them. I reccomend doing it. Otherwise it's a waste of fuckin time , unless you love feeling your soft shaved balls.

purist
08-13-2011, 09:09 PM
scumbag muffins; posts about how ugly people are, never shows his face

scumbag secrets; literally every single post he makes is a reddit repost; always the most unfunny memes

Smyd
08-15-2011, 05:59 AM
Wait.... wait.... wait.

Secrets is a dude???????

Smyd
08-15-2011, 06:01 AM
I'm actually freaking out here, thought it was just an odd looking chick.
You guys messing around or is this confirmed? Please end my painful curiosity...

William_Munny15
08-15-2011, 06:19 AM
I dont like hair on or in my pie so id expect women dont like hair on their hot dog.... At least have the common courtesy to trim it away... i personally shave makes me feel cleaner and my wife expects it hairless

Kind of lost all respect for yourself there, hopefully people will learn from your mistakes.

Harrison
08-15-2011, 06:36 AM
Man pleases wife and random_retard_on_internet_15 disapproves. The world keeps turning while retard drools.

Smyd
08-15-2011, 09:26 AM
Seriously you guys... don't leave a brother hanging?

eastadam55
08-15-2011, 09:45 AM
Secrets is a guy that dresses up like a chick who has sex with men and or women.

..and I dare you to fuck with him about it..

Challenge Accepted!

Smyd
08-16-2011, 02:31 AM
Challenge Accepted!

What in the Jesus is that monstrosity?
I think you guys find pleasure in my confusion. Boo!