Think to yourselves:

[Wayward]

This will be my last post on the forums.

Is it time well-spent on P99, in game, or on the forums?

The answer is no.

I see some intelligent (sounding) folks that go into depth talking about mechanics of this game (Myself included), and arguing over little nuances, and I cringe at how much time and effort is being put into proving theories about a fucking emulated version of a fucking 27 year old game.

Extrapolate this to the rest of the population. How many people are out there focusing on extremely non-important aspects of life, and neglecting the important stuff. How many kids are on tablets right now watching Roblox players on Twitch because their parents are scrolling through social media arguing with strangers about bullshit?

Yeah this will sound how it sounds but: How many of you know how to get yourself clean drinking water, if the water treatment plants stopped working? How many of you know how to forage for edible mushrooms, plants and fruits? How many of you can fish or hunt? Garden? Farm? Build a shelter? Take care of livestock? How many of you are working on actual fucking skills that are important to being a mammal on the planet Earth? And how many of you are caught up in bullshit?

How many of you have kids? I don't. I sure as fucking all hell wouldn't be on the p99 forums if I did. To those of you who have kids: would you want them to see your interactions with complete strangers on these forums? Are you proud of defending your thesis about efficiency of different weapons? Would you be okay for your loved ones to look through your argument history on these forums and see how "right" you are about completely inconsequential bullshit?

I started on P99 shortly after Covid hit, and I played until this year. 5 years of solid nostalgia trips. I've been sticking around to argue with strangers on these forums, mainly because the world is rapidly declining to shit and I didn't feel like improving myself. Well, I guess you could say I had a change of heart.

For fucks sake, people. Move on. Go touch grass.

Discuss amongst yourselves. Goodbye!

[plonkster]

can i have ur stuf

[Reiwa]

Hunter Biden just got his guns back and you're anarcho primitiving?

[kjs86z2]

cool story retard

[WarpathEQ]

That's why I exclusively interact with the forums on in office days when my time is captive anyway and I'm being paid to be here.

#Suckas

[Belambic]

Sounds like someone needs a nap.

[Ekco]

You fool, p99maxxing is key to eacaping the Samsara

[BradZax]

OP going to jail for pedophelia.

[CrazyPro]

What browsing the bug forums does to a dude

[Mortdecai99]

jesus h christ
Wayward honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

[Ephirith]

That's funny because I like to go on gardening and survivalist forums and tell them to read a book

[BradZax]

survivalist forums

the survivalists:

https://i.imgur.com/8IoWAbb.png

[OriginalContentGuy]

The only possible excuse for posting here is that it is an answer to a challenge.

Those people in the enchanter pet weapon thread? They're just challenged.

[aaezil]

All the mentally ill who responded to this should also have that be their last posts too tbf

[DeathsSilkyMist]

Some people gamble all their money away and/or get heavily addicted to alcohol.

There are certainly worse things you could be doing with your time compared to playing Everquest or Forumquest.

Good luck Wayward! Glad to see you are trying to improve yourself.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Given the op's post count I'm going to imagine actual gameplay was immersed and say, hey, just think of it as a coma. Open ended coma.

Eventually people bring you casseroles and stuff. "Oh I just woke from one of my comas! Thank you!"

Don't live inside the lines.

[BradZax]

Given the op's post count

https://i.imgur.com/xEFBQEj.png

https://i.imgur.com/DTtkSLz.png

https://i.imgur.com/DDzoBFR.jpeg

[Cecily]

I'm confused about this thread. Is it a suggestions to think to yourselves and then share what you were quietly thinking about on a forum? Is it a request along the line of: consider this: ? I see it and immediately and incorrectly read the near and dear nonconformist rallying cry of THINK FOR YOURSELVES! Thoroughly confused and completely unwilling to read whatever the OP wrote to figure it out.

[Duik]

I'm confused about this thread. Is it a suggestions to think to yourselves and then share what you were quietly thinking about on a forum? Is it a request along the line of: consider this: ? I see it and immediately and incorrectly read the near and dear nonconformist rallying cry of THINK FOR YOURSELVES! Thoroughly confused and completely unwilling to read whatever the OP wrote to figure it out.

The tldr is
This is my laarst poast here! You guys are all le crazie.
Touch grass.

Instead of just quietly stopping posting.

Hi Cecily. This is definately not gonna be my last post.

[cd288]

"Started on P99 when COVID hit"

posts from account with 2015 join date

[Duik]

"Started on P99 when COVID hit"

posts from account with 2015 join date

Covid hit me hard...

[Mortdecai99]

Covid hit me hard...

my girlfriend hit me every day during covid

[OriginalContentGuy]

jesus h christ
mortdecai honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

[Ekco]

find a person to love.
Broad(s) is the way that leadeth to destruction
Matthew 7:13

my girlfriend hit me every day during covid
#BelieveAllMen

[OriginalContentGuy]

I don't think the author of Matthew wrote broads-as-in-dames here, my take. Also

jesus h christ
ekco honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

[OriginalContentGuy]

Mr. Mortdecai found a winner with that copypasta. Good job.

[Ekco]

you don't know that

i'm just thinking for myself over here

[Ekco]

i know the context, like the complete sentence that line is from might lead you to think that, but that's a trick to hide the true meaning in the ancient text

i'm something of a hermeneuticist, actually

[putrid_plum]

I'll take your items plz PM me for details and time thanks

[Duik]

I don't think the author of Matthew wrote broads-as-in-dames here, my take. Also

jesus h christ
ekco honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

That is the whole idea of the bible silly.
Missrepresentation of 1000 yr old goat herder words (yea, all goat herders were all 1000+ urs old!)

[BradZax]

That is the whole idea of the bible silly.
Missrepresentation of 1000 yr old goat herder words (yea, all goat herders were all 1000+ urs old!)

Wow that's pretty gutsy. You sure you want to post that online?

[Duik]

Wow that's pretty gutsy. You sure you want to post that online?

Im not really sure you understand english at all mate.
Mayhap an evening college?

[BradZax]

Im not really sure you understand english at all mate.
Mayhap an evening college?

Crikey struth G'day fair dinkum bogan drongo arvo barbie Chunder dunny

[OriginalContentGuy]

ukKGG3Vpegc

[Tuurin]

Nothing new under the sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ceYbf0jCY