Red 99'rs [Archive] - Project 1999

TR Spokesman

08-09-2011, 06:27 AM

Isn't that the exact same sort of circle jerk asshattery that goes on with the red 99 guys tho?

Bonus: they actually wear red.

sad thing is, i actually thought about rolling on R99, but now that i've seen that shit. I don't think i will.

Ennoia

08-09-2011, 06:46 AM

How you see yourselves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sr-vxVaY_M

How everyone else sees you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cJKcTfcqlE#t=2m19s

Why does he have an axe in the ghetto? Are they going camping? I got through about 15 seconds before I wanted to punch myself in the stomach.

JenJen

08-09-2011, 07:22 AM

hasbin you are on top form these last few days

JenJen

08-09-2011, 07:25 AM

out of curiosity...what the hell is that 2nd link all about? is it a gang or a sports team or just a pack of inbreds barking..?

Kassel

08-09-2011, 10:05 AM

I also enjoy camping

Knuckle

08-09-2011, 10:21 AM

I like basketball, running, and slow walks on the beach

Doors

08-09-2011, 10:50 AM

itt: people who couldn't hack it on a competitive red server labeling said server stupid.

bakkily

08-09-2011, 10:56 AM

for one i was hoping that guy was going to crash into parked car, and the dude with the axe must be wehrmacht

Bardalicious

08-09-2011, 11:25 AM

How you see yourselves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sr-vxVaY_M

How everyone else sees you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cJKcTfcqlE#t=2m19s

You treadin' on our red turf? I will FUCK U UP WITH A RUSTY AXE, RED 99 ARF ARF ARFFFF.

Tiggles

08-09-2011, 11:43 AM

http://common.allakhazam.com/images/1/8/18a4b69932d91f7c13e8cd4d71158744.png

Barkingturtle

08-09-2011, 11:47 AM

Too tan to be Red99.

Plus, Mexicans work. Pretty close though!

Hailto

08-09-2011, 12:18 PM

This is actually more how i picture hasbinbad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJZ3AurgU8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Ennoia

08-09-2011, 12:25 PM

itt: people who couldn't hack it on a competitive red server labeling said server stupid.

No, it's people who have the common sense to realize EverQuest PvP always is, has been, and will be forever unbalanced. Fuck, Smedley himself said he didn't even want PvP in the game initially. It just plain wasn't designed for it.

Knuckle

08-09-2011, 12:41 PM

I picture myself as a suave individual with people problems

Doors

08-09-2011, 01:47 PM

No, it's people who have the common sense to realize EverQuest PvP always is, has been, and will be forever unbalanced. Fuck, Smedley himself said he didn't even want PvP in the game initially. It just plain wasn't designed for it.

Ya nothing is ever perfectly balanced thats the fun of it. The bottom line here is that Hasbinmad and all these other 'pros' would shit their pants and ragequit red99 whenever they couldn't simply leapfrog another guild or cry about GM favoritism to get a raid target. If they actually had to beat out other people for a target and not just whine in petitions or swarm simple npc mechanics for loot they would lose no question.

Heres the general rundown on what would happen to TR if they all rerolled to red99:

Basement Dweller1 creates cleric, Basement Dweller2 creates warrior, etc.
Entire group maybe makes it into the low teens, moves into unrest and gets completely shit on.
Basement Dweller3 runs to the forums to cry about how stupid everquest PVP is once his mass spamfest of petitions is ignored.
Entire group of TR rerollers run back to p99 with their tails between their legs as red99 proves to be too difficult for them.

There I just summed up whats going to happen the first two weeks when red99 comes out.

Bardalicious

08-09-2011, 02:07 PM

^ 100% truth

Hasbinbad

08-09-2011, 02:10 PM

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Bardalicious

08-09-2011, 02:12 PM

Don't think I wont cut you, Hasbin.

Hasbinbad

08-09-2011, 02:19 PM

Don't think I wont cut you, Hasbin.
http://i.imgur.com/OCUWm.jpg

I'm your Huckleberry.

Doors

08-09-2011, 02:29 PM

I mean these kids can sit here and spout off about 'EQ pvp isn't balanced qqqqq' but the bottom line is if the people in TR, TMO or whatever were as good as they all claim to be they would make it on red99.

Regardless of whatever shit they had to overcome, whether its trains, fighting other guilds, zoneplugging, MQ, ShowEQ - if these kids were any good at this game they would suck it up, keep their mouths shut and prosper. Because thats what people who are good at anything in life, video games, whatever do. They do sit around like fucking losers and cry about it they overcome it.

That isn't going to happen though. They won't make it, and realistically on their way out the door after they get their asses handed to them they will be all over these boards telling all of us what a stupid idea a red server was. Bookmark this post because in a year from now you can come back to re read it and be like 'oh snap son lolo 4 sho son qq.'

Barkingturtle

08-09-2011, 02:31 PM

But why EQ pvp? Why not a fun game, instead?

Hasbinbad

08-09-2011, 02:36 PM

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Doors

08-09-2011, 02:38 PM

Heres a generic forum insult that isn't even remotely funny because Doors just put me and my entire shitty guild in our place.

Yeah I know dude, you don't have to thank me.

Hasbinbad

08-09-2011, 02:50 PM

Yeah I know dude, you don't have to thank me.
ROFL how exactly is that generic? I just came up with it after watching fresno uncensored, and connected red blithering with fresno bulldog gangster blithering. It's an original joke, and I think it's funny along with several other people.

The fact that YOU don't think it's funny..

..well..

..that was kind of the point.

Doors

08-09-2011, 03:07 PM

All bark no bite analysis. Real original man. I thought you were supposed to be good at this.

Stibe

08-09-2011, 03:07 PM

How you see yourselves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sr-vxVaY_M

How everyone else sees you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cJKcTfcqlE#t=2m19s

Perfect. Well done.

Bardalicious

08-09-2011, 03:09 PM

ROFL how exactly is that generic? I just came up with it after watching fresno uncensored, and connected red blithering with fresno bulldog gangster blithering. It's an original joke, and I think it's funny along with several other people.

The fact that YOU don't think it's funny..

..well..

..that was kind of the point.

No.

Nyrod

08-09-2011, 03:18 PM

rofl! i thought it was funny, god sometimes you forget people like that exist o_O

lots of fucked up people out there lolol

*looks at himself*

....ogod >_<

Pico

08-09-2011, 03:31 PM

i must have missed the lols because i didnt see anyone say it was funny

Bardalicious

08-09-2011, 03:40 PM

i must have missed the lols because i didnt see anyone say it was funny

booter

08-09-2011, 04:12 PM

PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY THIS GAME IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN I DO

Envious

08-09-2011, 04:33 PM

Why does he have an axe in the ghetto? Are they going camping? I got through about 15 seconds before I wanted to punch myself in the stomach.

As far as I know...
Called "chopping wood"... came around maybe 10yrs ago from some college football coach in the northeast. Saying that practice was like chopping wood, doing work to prepare for the winter (game).

Thats why you hear "We got that wood" etc... meaning ready for game time or whatever the context is...

Harrison

08-09-2011, 04:40 PM

Ya nothing is ever perfectly balanced thats the fun of it. The bottom line here is that Hasbinmad and all these other 'pros' would shit their pants and ragequit red99 whenever they couldn't simply leapfrog another guild or cry about GM favoritism to get a raid target. If they actually had to beat out other people for a target and not just whine in petitions or swarm simple npc mechanics for loot they would lose no question.

Heres the general rundown on what would happen to TR if they all rerolled to red99:

Basement Dweller1 creates cleric, Basement Dweller2 creates warrior, etc.
Entire group maybe makes it into the low teens, moves into unrest and gets completely shit on.
Basement Dweller3 runs to the forums to cry about how stupid everquest PVP is once his mass spamfest of petitions is ignored.
Entire group of TR rerollers run back to p99 with their tails between their legs as red99 proves to be too difficult for them.

There I just summed up whats going to happen the first two weeks when red99 comes out.

Lol Giegue shit down your collective throats his first venture into your beloved pvp world

Sit the fuck down. You guys are terrible.

Slathar

08-09-2011, 04:44 PM

Lol Giegue shit down your collective throats his first venture into your beloved pvp world

Sit the fuck down. You guys are terrible.

#5

Haul

08-09-2011, 05:39 PM

for one i was hoping that guy was going to crash into parked car, and the dude with the axe must be wehrmacht

hahaha wehrmacht

Hailto

08-09-2011, 07:45 PM

Has it ever occurred to you fucktards that most of us that play on p99, don't give a fuck about pvp in the slightest. If you idiots want to go circle jerk over killing eachother in a game that isn't even optimized for pvp that's fine, no one gives a shit. In fact i hope they do make the server so the average server IQ will rise about 20 points.

Doors

08-09-2011, 07:48 PM

Damn when did Harrison get unbanned?

Nocte

08-09-2011, 08:02 PM

ITT: Hasbinbad hits the nail on the head (yeah, there's exceptions, but you probably aren't one). PvPers query YouTube with "fat MMO guy" and respond with links and what amounts to "hurr hurr, this is you."

Also, Doors is a fag, but he's my fag. <3

EvilMallet

08-09-2011, 08:04 PM

Harrisons back, forums are shit

Alex

08-09-2011, 08:07 PM

Everyone report the fuck out of him whenever possible, maybe we can get him perma banned

Harrison

08-09-2011, 08:30 PM

Awww, vztzjects still butthurt?

It's okay. When Red99 does come, most of you wannabes will be banned off the bat anyways from what I hear. No server for you!

Doors

08-09-2011, 08:35 PM

Harrison where does all this pent up hatred for pvp gamers come from. I am honestly curious as to why you are a raging dickhead.

EkireiTheNecro

08-09-2011, 08:40 PM

sad thing is, i actually thought about rolling on R99, but now that i've seen that shit. I don't think i will.

There would have to actually BE a Red99 first...

AND SINCE RED99 IS ***NEVER COMING***

you may never find out!

Harrison

08-09-2011, 08:44 PM

Not pvp gamers. Just this subset of inbred pvp wannabes.

Spamming bigotry incessantly here, IRC, and in-game
Hacking, exploiting, training, and griefing somehow thinking this is "pvp"

You're mostly, not all, scumbags who don't bat an eye at being massive pieces of shit.

Doors

08-09-2011, 08:55 PM

I mean thats cute, you ignoring the fact that blue players do the exact same shit not to beat other players but to gain priority to a raid target. Hypocrisy runs rampant around here apparently.

Happyfeet

08-10-2011, 01:25 AM

This is actually more how i picture hasbinbad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJZ3AurgU8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Wow... I may play a game that's 11 years old, but I'd never cry over anything relating to it. Well, except when necros hunt the RV guards =(

eastadam55

08-10-2011, 01:53 AM

All red 99ers are true men who are made up red bull, alcohol, rage, and steel. In short terms, we all look like this.

Asher

08-10-2011, 03:23 AM

This is actually more how i picture hasbinbad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJZ3AurgU8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

lol omg

Asher

Envious

08-10-2011, 03:58 AM

This is actually more how i picture hasbinbad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJZ3AurgU8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Is that a Princess Leia poster in the background??

Harrison

08-10-2011, 11:11 PM

I mean thats cute, you ignoring the fact that blue players do the exact same shit not to beat other players but to gain priority to a raid target. Hypocrisy runs rampant around here apparently.

And, we take care of them and ostracize them when found. You guys embrace that bullshit like it's "okay".

Don't pull the, "BUT BUT BUT LOOK WHAT THEY DO" card when you're the one standing in the deep end of the shit pool.

Cheating, regardless of who does it, to gain an advantage over others is despicable. You guys are a small buttfucking puddle of AIDS it's so prevalent.

Chanur

08-10-2011, 11:18 PM

Don't be mad just because your dress doesn't fit anymore.

Drem

08-11-2011, 12:00 AM

Cheating, regardless of who does it, to gain an advantage over others is despicable.

says the guy who got banned for cheating

Harrison

08-11-2011, 12:41 AM

says the guy who got banned for cheating

Didn't happen, retard. That was completely made up, but I'm glad you showed you're dumb enough to suck it down without the need for a bib lol

Pudge

08-12-2011, 03:20 AM

All red 99ers are true men who are made up red bull, alcohol, rage, and steel.

hah. yup.

Drem

08-12-2011, 04:41 AM

Didn't happen, retard. That was completely made up, but I'm glad you showed you're dumb enough to suck it down without the need for a bib lol

i'm heckling, shut the fuck up already

KB_Trader

08-24-2011, 11:41 PM

so funny you had to post it twice.

jk wasnt funny at all.

Feachie

08-25-2011, 12:59 AM

Didn't happen, retard. That was completely made up, but I'm glad you showed you're dumb enough to suck it down without the need for a bib lol

whenever i read some of your posts (like this one) i picture this guy
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZXG6SRyRyAw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

xnolanx

08-25-2011, 02:15 AM

hahahahah hasbin... bro, i think this is the best post ive read of yurs...

Dirt McGirt

08-26-2011, 03:42 AM

ecause Grindcore takes an active stance against pedophiles
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visage

08-26-2011, 04:40 AM

whenever i read some of your posts (like this one) i picture this guy
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZXG6SRyRyAw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

So you clearly found "This guy" , before reading his post. Man I sense some erotic heavy lifting here. In this case a hand in a vagina. Woops..... Though my dear you have mentioned your husband is a nerd... Fatal attraction? Or is it just wet saucy ride from the fingers in which you flick people off with??? Either way kudos Harrison. You seem to be on the minds of a lot of the forum woman. Though there are only really 1 or 2. I'd take pride , because the rest are men and pretending to be woman and or pretending to not like or jerk it to your post and photos. Brb you know what i'm doin...