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Rumham
05-01-2026, 08:51 PM
You do not put you grill in driveway to cook a grill. Take your grill to the backyard you are trash that listens to music out loud on their phone while you gril in the driveway don’t be this trash person

Anonymous
05-01-2026, 08:53 PM
You're the worst kind of neighbor. We used to have block parties, and cook on the street, except that karens like you kept calling the cops and now we have a fucking nanny state.

nobody is bothering you.

stop manufacturing victimhood.

Rumham
05-01-2026, 09:00 PM
sounds like you eat whiting

Anonymous
05-01-2026, 09:08 PM
sounds like you eat whiting
karen can't stand to see their neighbor have a good time

Anonymous
05-01-2026, 09:09 PM
why don't you invite your neighbor to a backyard party next weekend & show them a better way instead of whining on the forums for a 17 year old emulator for a 27 year old elf simulator?

Duik
05-01-2026, 09:22 PM
BBQing is done when and where I want.

On an unrelated note, the songs i play loud are from the new band The Gay of Hormuz. Their new song Open Sesame trumps all other known songs.

Anonymous
05-01-2026, 10:26 PM
BBQing is done when and where I want.
I like your spunk kid, but we're talking about grilling. You can grill when and where you want, but barbecue is going to require more resources than a weber and some tongs. In this essay, I will show..

Reiwa
05-01-2026, 10:45 PM
I would only bring the grill out front if I wanted to feed the neighbors.

I do not.

Anonymous
05-01-2026, 11:20 PM
I would only bring the grill out front if I wanted to feed the neighbors.

I do not.
That is beside the point.

The question is not one of frequency, but of your god-given rights as a red-blooded american to enjoy fire and the burning of flesh in full view of your neighbors daughters window or whatever karen is upset about, while you play skynard at full volume on your iPhone.

BradZax
05-02-2026, 12:29 AM
BBQing is done when and where I want.

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Ekco
05-02-2026, 06:09 AM
Grilling out front is like that scene in American History X where Edward Norton walks out into the prison yard and shows his swastika tattoo to find like minded individuals

Neighbor was just looking for grill homies and someone to bring over a 24 pack of keystone due to male loneliness epidemic.

You rejected this man, and his grilled meats just like Jesus was rejected.


Send post.

Rumham
05-02-2026, 11:43 AM
I should not have to listen to biz markie just a friend while you show off your grilling in front of everyone. You say I’m Karen but maybe I don’t deserve to feel bad everytime I see I can not pay for meat prices and they sit in driveway - go to private . It’s parking driveway not a grill pad

BradZax
05-02-2026, 12:07 PM
Grilling out front is like that scene in American History X where Edward Norton walks out into the prison yard and shows his swastika tattoo to find like minded individuals

Neighbor was just looking for grill homies and someone to bring over a 24 pack of keystone due to male loneliness epidemic.

You rejected this man, and his grilled meats just like Jesus was rejected.


Send post.

damn you make that stuff sound awesome.

Neno
05-02-2026, 03:35 PM
You do not put you grill in driveway to cook a grill. Take your grill to the backyard you are trash that listens to music out loud on their phone while you gril in the driveway don’t be this trash person

People say they hate HOAs until their neighbors break out the bluetooth speaker and start grilling discounted meat from the past due shelf.

Sadre Spinegnawer
05-02-2026, 04:43 PM
Grilling out front is like that scene in American History X where Edward Norton walks out into the prison yard and shows his swastika tattoo to find like minded individuals

Neighbor was just looking for grill homies and someone to bring over a 24 pack of keystone due to male loneliness epidemic.

You rejected this man, and his grilled meats just like Jesus was rejected.


Send post.

Andy Dufrenne just asked for some cold beer, not a backyard. But he wasn't institutionalized, like some get.

Belambic
05-03-2026, 09:04 PM
People say they hate HOAs until their neighbors break out the bluetooth speaker and start grilling discounted meat from the past due shelf.

No, we always hate HOAs. We can deal with our neighbors without the Gestapo kicking their doors in to collect the fines.

Anonymous
05-04-2026, 12:48 AM
#Bake4YourNeighbor

Reiwa
05-04-2026, 12:56 AM
No, we always hate HOAs. We can deal with our neighbors without the Gestapo kicking their doors in to collect the fines.

Mow your lawn you bum.

Belambic
05-04-2026, 03:39 PM
Mow your lawn you bum.

I'm keeping it eco-green for the critters to hide in.
I'll cut it when threshing season hits.