No such thing as an average BJ

[Peatree]

Have you ever noticed that a woman either knows how to give a fantastic blow job, or a bad one. There are no average ones. Yet we are happy either with either one. Just a random thought for a Monday morning.

[fishingme]

Totally agreed

[Secrets]

Binary Jobs

[fishingme]

Binary Jobs

secrets, i think you look better as a dude imho

[fishingme]

no homo

[Bardalicious]

no homo

glad u added that in there, I was starting to wonder.

[Pico]

sex is like pizza, when its good its really fucking good and when it's bad u get diarrhea

[Polixenes]

Have you ever noticed that a woman either knows how to give a fantastic blow job, or a bad one. There are no average ones. Yet we are happy either with either one. Just a random thought for a Monday morning.

I dunno, I would say they are average or fantastic. I've never had a bad one.

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

[Barkingturtle]

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

[fishingme]

I dunno, I would say they are average or fantastic. I've never had a bad one.

What's a bad BJ anyway, she bit the end off? Or you turned the lights on midway and it was your grandma?

When your dick is big, teeth and lack of deep throat get in the way.

[Skope]

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo

[Barkingturtle]

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo

Yeah, it wouldn't have been an issue if it hadn't been so crushed into my pubes. She could have at least removed it before I sodomized her. Not that she had a lot of warning.

[JenJen]

not sure if you got Skope's joke there.

[Barkingturtle]

Oh haha, now I see what you did there Skopey. Intimating I let men suck me off; funny, funny stuff duder. Honestly though, I'm not opposed to seeing if my jizz drips differently from the tonsils of real manly dude like yourself, if you want to PM me and set up a meet or something. I will fuck your face till your jaw dislocates, bro.

[Skope]

actually, i had a she the first time and a he the second. So when i reread my post i deleted the first S because it was easier and a sad attempt at a joke.

thanks for the offer, btw. I'll certainly consider it

[Hasbinbad]

This thread had so much potential, yet fails utterly to deliver.

[Barkingturtle]

This thread had so much potential, yet fails utterly to deliver.

You need to play with its balls.

[Hasbinbad]

You need to play with its balls.
7/10, would read again.

[Peatree]

:DThis thread had so much potential, yet fails utterly to deliver.

Agreed. The Tags are rather humorous however...

[fishingme]

7/10, would read again.

was at least 7.5/10

[Kuriin]

A great blowjob consists of wrenching the penis behind and having it sucked. But, that's just the gay in me.

[Dantes]

Women think they are ALL fantastic. But you don't wanna say "I've had better" when her teeth are on your shaft. Bad things happen.