Misattributed or straight up invented quotations

[OriginalContentGuy]

It's easy. Post quotes in this thread that are lies or were never spoken/written by the quoted author or speaker. OP's intention is lulz.

Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. Freak nasty wanna see if y'all do this right.

[OriginalContentGuy]

Suggested thread etiquette is don't be a dick. I feel making this thread is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys and so lest it be omitted: The rules of the forums supercede this thread but excepting intervention by staff disputes should be handled gracefully and by the parties themselves in shitpost thunderdome

[OriginalContentGuy]

"You should shut your mouth before somebody fucks it. But why start now? Open wide you filthy bitch."

Marcel Marceau (1923-2007) to your great grandmother

[Reiwa]

I am abandoned by God and man! I shall go to hell! O Jesus Christ!

[Reiwa]

I was a young man with unformed ideas. I threw out queries, suggestions, wondering all the time over everything, and to my astonishment, the ideas took like wildfire. People made a religion of them.

[Eagish]

I drank what?
- Socrates

[sammoHung]

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

[Jimjam]

Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

[BradZax]

Masterbated or straight up invented quotations

[OriginalContentGuy]

You will find ma'am that which comes first will be myself.

[OriginalContentGuy]

Read a book you illiterate son-of-a-bitch and step up your vocab

[Reiwa]

I think I just switched to my alter

[Tann]

Woe is me, for I have quite forgotten Andre Young, a friend that which I ought to have held dear.

[kjs86z2]

When you embrace intersectional feminism, postmodern identity politics, and socialist economics as the three-legged stool of your political philosophy you’re not going to attract a lot of people grounded in the kind of reality necessary to do objectively good work — and sooner or later it’s going to become obvious that none of your people can make your trains run on time.

[OriginalContentGuy]

This is going as well as I expected and that's not saying much for nobody.

You don't have personality to have multiples of, Reiwa

[OriginalContentGuy]

Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Agreed and lol

[Reiwa]

I colored a bird in my coloring book

[sammoHung]

To be honest, I never really cared for them. Hardcore or otherwise.

[sammoHung]

There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 26 years ago, create the best MMO to ever exist?

We choose to go to the Moon. We choose to go to the Moon... We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too.

[Reiwa]

The thing you've gotta know is everything is show biz

[Duik]

A Raven.

[xsturmn8_BLx]

smooth criminal remake by Weird Al Yankovic (actually sounds like him a lot)

[xsturmn8_BLx]

smooth criminal remake by Weird Al Yankovic (actually sounds like him a lot)

I meant "pretty fly for a white guy". Very sorry guys