View Full Version : i'm such a piece of shit, i really hate myself right now
johnny ringo
08-05-2011, 07:57 PM
i got blackout drunk last night and got dropped off at my parents house since i'm home from school for the summer. well while i was blacked out i guess i was really horny so i decided to log onto my dad's computer and search for "RAPE PORN" all over the place. i don't even know if i jerked off or what but this morning my dad busted into my room and flipped the fuck out at me.
i guess i left all the google searches up on his computer when i went to sleep.
my mom won't even look at me, and i've never seen my did this pissed before. i think he even thought about hitting me.
i'm such a piece of shit
Autotune
08-05-2011, 07:58 PM
i'm such a piece of shit
EvilMallet
08-05-2011, 08:02 PM
It's okay. At least you're not a furry.
Bardalicious
08-05-2011, 08:35 PM
cool troll brah
visage
08-05-2011, 08:44 PM
I can relate did the same thing , accept I was searching for Everquest and Pokemon porn.
Autotune
08-05-2011, 08:49 PM
I can relate did the same thing , accept I was searching for Everquest and Pokemon porn.
http://pokemon-porn.famous-toons-facial.com/pokemon-porn-2.jpg
Kingofqueens123
08-05-2011, 08:54 PM
not sure if serious.:confused:
visage
08-05-2011, 08:55 PM
http://pokemon-porn.famous-toons-facial.com/pokemon-porn-2.jpg
U ARE THE MAN!!! NOSTALGIA 101!!!
Fourthmeal
08-05-2011, 10:33 PM
eh
Doors
08-05-2011, 10:38 PM
Henati porn SO COOL MAN LOL
eastadam55
08-06-2011, 12:07 AM
i got blackout drunk last night and got dropped off at my parents house since i'm home from school for the summer. well while i was blacked out i guess i was really horny so i decided to log onto my dad's computer and search for "RAPE PORN" all over the place. i don't even know if i jerked off or what but this morning my dad busted into my room and flipped the fuck out at me.
i guess i left all the google searches up on his computer when i went to sleep.
my mom won't even look at me, and i've never seen my did this pissed before. i think he even thought about hitting me.
i'm such a piece of shit
I can help you with your dilemma there sir, shit like this happens to me all the time. What you need to do is explain to them that you have special needs. And those needs are to masturbate to rape porn and that you are their son and they should accept you the way that you are. Then you show them an actual video of rape porn and explain to them why you were so turned on and explain to them the importance of rape porn to society. Or you could get drunk again and do something even worse to make them forget about the rape porn incident. I suggest setting your house or car on fire.
DevonG
08-06-2011, 12:17 AM
I can help you with your dilemma there sir, shit like this happens to me all the time. What you need to do is explain to them that you have special needs. And those needs are to masturbate to rape porn and that you are their son and they should accept you the way that you are. Then you show them an actual video of rape porn and explain to them why you were so turned on and explain to them the importance of rape porn to society. Or you could get drunk again and do something even worse to make them forget about the rape porn incident. I suggest setting your house or car on fire.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/dr-phil-mcgraw-4.jpg
JayDee
08-06-2011, 12:40 AM
every man is guilty of searching for rape porn atleast once in his life
Your father is a hypocrite bro. Wear it proud like a badge of honor
i would do anything to any woman at this point
eastadam55
08-06-2011, 09:09 AM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/dr-phil-mcgraw-4.jpg
Doesn't work with numbers.....
dscar23
08-06-2011, 10:36 AM
i would do anything to any woman at this point
Quoted for being a fucking G.
Knuckle
08-06-2011, 12:31 PM
i would do anything to any woman at this point
wow i just spit out my vitawater for rapid next day detox and it left a fine mist across my LCD Monitor. Quickly I grabbed my 100% cotton cloth and wiped it off before it left the little moisture residue on the screen.
EkireiTheNecro
08-06-2011, 12:51 PM
wow i just spit out my vitawater for rapid next day detox and it left a fine mist across my LCD Monitor. Quickly I grabbed my 100% cotton cloth and wiped it off before it left the little moisture residue on the screen.
Sounds similar to Ringo's experience....
Except it was semen and his one of his father's Tshirts.
Prince
08-06-2011, 02:01 PM
link
Camnus
08-06-2011, 02:29 PM
Meh, not even funny.
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