Hyphy/Nalamrie/Snakpacc theories

[Ciderpress]

First things first; I do not know that they are necessarily all the same person. But the pattern of behavior is nearly identical.

What exactly is this person doing, assuming they're all the same? Are they trolling? Are they a child? Are they mentally handicapped? I can appreciate a good troll, but trolling is usually fun for the troll, and I don't see how it would actually be fun to do any of this for that reason.

Hyphy wanted to buy a thing I was selling in EC. He sends me a tell and says he wants it and that he just has to grab plat, pretty standard thing no problem. The entire process ended up taking about an hour of him swapping to different toons and sending bizarre tells from those toons like "are you still selling item X?" even though we are literally in the process of the transaction. The sale did go through eventually, but why it took so long is a complete mystery. I asked him what was going on and he just kept saying he "had to get the plat", but we're talking about a 700p item (I think it was an earring of purity but I don't remember for sure, doesn't really matter). He farms and sells jboots mqs so he should have 700p on hand, one would assume.

Nalamrie once invited my rogue to join her hand group in KC. I ooc'ed lfg, she replied almost instantly, I ran right up, and then proceeded to stand there watching them fight for about 10 minutes asking to be invited with /lfg on. There were only 5 total people including me. Nalamrie was running around casting spells so clearly not afk. She didn't respond to any of my tells for the invite, so I sent tells to the other group members and they were like "she's leader and ignoring everything we say". They proceeded to wipe, and I died in the process and Nalamrie logged off.

Snackpacc once asked my druid for a port. I invited, he joined, he initiated a trade window with plat payment, I clicked accept. Only he never clicked accept on his end. I waited about five minutes assuming he had to emergency afk. Eventually I cancelled the trade and did other things, then about an hour later at HH he was still standing there facing the same direction he was at the beginning of the port exchange.

I understand if somebody is a non-native english speaker, but that doesn't explain the actual behavior. It is a genuine mystery to me, on the order of randytrevor. I must know the answer to this riddle.

[CrazyPro]

First things first; I do not know that they are necessarily all the same person. But the pattern of behavior is nearly identical.

What exactly is this person doing, assuming they're all the same? Are they trolling? Are they a child? Are they mentally handicapped? I can appreciate a good troll, but trolling is usually fun for the troll, and I don't see how it would actually be fun to do any of this for that reason.

Hyphy wanted to buy a thing I was selling in EC. He sends me a tell and says he wants it and that he just has to grab plat, pretty standard thing no problem. The entire process ended up taking about an hour of him swapping to different toons and sending bizarre tells from those toons like "are you still selling item X?" even though we are literally in the process of the transaction. The sale did go through eventually, but why it took so long is a complete mystery. I asked him what was going on and he just kept saying he "had to get the plat", but we're talking about a 700p item (I think it was an earring of purity but I don't remember for sure, doesn't really matter). He farms and sells jboots mqs so he should have 700p on hand, one would assume.

Nalamrie once invited my rogue to join her hand group in KC. I ooc'ed lfg, she replied almost instantly, I ran right up, and then proceeded to stand there watching them fight for about 10 minutes asking to be invited with /lfg on. There were only 5 total people including me. Nalamrie was running around casting spells so clearly not afk. She didn't respond to any of my tells for the invite, so I sent tells to the other group members and they were like "she's leader and ignoring everything we say". They proceeded to wipe, and I died in the process and Nalamrie logged off.

Snackpacc once asked my druid for a port. I invited, he joined, he initiated a trade window with plat payment, I clicked accept. Only he never clicked accept on his end. I waited about five minutes assuming he had to emergency afk. Eventually I cancelled the trade and did other things, then about an hour later at HH he was still standing there facing the same direction he was at the beginning of the port exchange.

I understand if somebody is a non-native english speaker, but that doesn't explain the actual behavior. It is a genuine mystery to me, on the order of randytrevor. I must know the answer to this riddle.

Funny you mention Randytrevor in a post about Snakpacc. Snakpacc was the one who reported his name, causing it to get changed and for Randy to quit P99.

[Goregasmic]

It is a genuine mystery to me, on the order of randytrevor. I must know the answer to this riddle.

There's a couple threads about him and last time people seemed to say his jboots MQ process is a similar nightmare. I don't think he ever scammed anyone but it can take DAYS to get it sorted out.

[sammoHung]

Hyphydruidboy,
Snakpacc (banned for boxing),
Nalamrie (banned for boxing),
Jynocyde (banned for boxing),
Jabbawokeez
Robynhoodz,

etc. All the same person. Confirmed. Unique spelling and wording in their auctions are the dead giveaway here. (ie: Robynhoodz auctions, 'wtb orb pf the infinity void /wavecreasher'

Krystal Valentino — 11/16/25, 11:44 AM
Wtb wolf hide girdle 6k over paying

Eqfeenanonymousplayer — 11/29/25, 5:01 AM
Wtb wolf hide firdle

Eqfeenanonymousplayer — 12/1/25, 10:04 PM
Wtb silken catfur girdle 4k
Wolf hide girdle 6k




Also has multiple discord accounts:
Krystal Valentino
eqfeenanonymousplayer
Nalamrie

As far as the theories - I assume it is someone who is not mentally all-there, or perhaps even handicapped mentally.

Of course, its hard to have sympathy for someone in their case when that person:

-repeatedly breaks the rules of the servers by dual-boxing. (i sometimes play a lowbie in Friendly Druids, and in guild chat hyphydruidboy asked if EQ would run on a laptop without windows... then tried to explain it away saying the PC they were playing on had a virus and they were playing on a "friends" computer... clearly trying to dual box again)

-lies about their identity. After calling them out in the discord, they DMd me on "Krystal Valentino" threatening to have their "boyfriend" call the police on me for harassment. "i dont know Nalamrie you better stop or my boyfriend wil call the police on you"

The world takes all kinds of people. p99 does as well. Snakpacc / Nalamrie has been around P99 almost as long as I have. It's server lore now.

Hyphydruidboy will be banned for boxing in the future. You can take that to the bank.

[zander358]

I also heard some story about how they stole? an account from someone etc...they had control over an SK named Sacramentow Kangz/Kingzz that would troll KC regularly, and the toon was never originally theirs

[Mortdecai99]

Snakpacc is playing a character in Castle.

[WhodinaNameless]

Krystal Valentino is hypdruid its a husband and wife duo. U way off i have sold it me to her and. To her alts.. its nit snacpqcx

[sammoHung]

Krystal Valentino is hypdruid its a husband and wife duo. U way off i have sold it me to her and. To her alts.. its nit snacpqcx

Found Snakpacc's forum account! The trademark typos, the denial of using multiple identities.

*chefs kiss*

[WhodinaNameless]

Haha yeah ...its me u figured me out... k ow my eyes and kids jumped on me when I was posting no chance to edit it... I have huge phat oger fingasss

[WhodinaNameless]

All jokes aside.. hypydruud is Krystal and its not them... I spoke to her in discord b4

[sammoHung]

Haha yeah ...its me u figured me out... k ow my eyes and kids jumped on me when I was posting no chance to edit it... I have huge phat oger fingasss

Oh its Fezz. lol <3

You got catfished my bro. There is no second person. Back in the day snakpacc used to play with their "friend" Jynocyde. turns out it was 1 person boxing both toons. Got banned for boxing, in fact.

And snakpacc / nalamrie was the only person who acted in such a way that is extremely, 100% undeniably unique when it comes to Jboots transactions - the same way that Hyphy acts aka Krystal Valentino.

[Swish]

Krystal Valentino is hypdruid its a husband and wife duo. U way off i have sold it me to her and. To her alts.. its nit snacpqcx

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kNhSHmwPo9EAAAAd/godzilla-had-a-stroke-trying-to-read-this-and-fucking-died-godzilla-had-a-stroke-trying-to-read-this.gif

[CrazyPro]

Snakpacc is playing a character in Castle.

name and shame

[Fluxicans]

Yeah. I had a spat on discord about this very guy. Wasted a few hours on something he said he would sell to me. I waited at the tunnel, anticipating my new item. Says he will be right there.

45 minutes or so later, I asked how things are coming along. Im pretty laid back, so its not a huge deal at this point. He says he will be coming shortly.

Then dude logs off, comes back on on a different toon and sends a tell to me "Ill be right there just hang on!" Time frame now over an hour.

I start to get perturbed, and am like, are you coming or not? I got things to do.

Except, that toon was logged off.

Hyph logs back on, and acts like why are you mad? "Oh! I didnt tell you I had some errands in between? Im sorry!"

Then logs off. I wait another half hour or so, before I realize he isnt gonna sel it to me. I dont even know if he had the item or not. I doubt it.

All in all, about 2 1/2 hours waiting for an item I never got. I dont spend 12k plat on a whim, my toons arent that old.

So, I mentioned what I went thru in discord, and other people mentioned their issues.

He doesnt steal anything. Except your time.

[Mortdecai99]

he advertised an all-inclusive, hasten up jboots to me. He had me get a port to rathe even though he's a druid, and when I showed up, hasten was not up and he asked me if I brought the rapier and gold...

[Pohatu]

He is obviously an energy vampire :)

[Goregasmic]

Weapon grade ADHD.

[PatChapp]

Nalamrie is a legend.
Can always tell a nalamrie deal, it just feels off right away

[Castle2.0]

Nalamrie is a legend.
Can always tell a nalamrie deal, it just feels off right away

Top post.

As an aside, I am just happy people with less than complete mental or social faculties have an outlet to play. We have more than a few in Norrath. I'll never buy jboots from da snak, but I'm happy he is here.

[Jimjam]

Top post.

As an aside, I am just happy people with less than complete mental or social faculties have an outlet to play. We have more than a few in Norrath. I'll never buy jboots from da snak, but I'm happy he is here.

Very wholesome, thank you for that Castle2.0. <3

[sammoHung]

It'd be easier to sympathize if they didn't pretend to be 3 different people, and reeeeeally lean into the RP.

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11/20/25, 7:19 AM
because you are snakpacc
dont lie about who you are, thats more damaging for your reputation than just admitting that snakpacc / jynocyde / nalamrie / hyphydruidboy / etc etc is all you
you wont get banned by GMs if you dont box

Krystal Valentino — 11/20/25, 7:27 AM
We came from the blue server your being ridiculous I’m not going to wake my hubby up over this it’s a waist of time you are blocked creeper

[cd288]

All jokes aside.. hypydruud is Krystal and its not them... I spoke to her in discord b4

It's interesting that Nalamrie thinks anyone would believe this at all. Like, everyone immediately knows it's him lol

[D1E53L]

Lol if you sit on AC island you can watch the boxing madness, even in the chat. Also weird that he needs to get plat given hes corpsing rings regularly. It is VERY odd how often that dude is listed or at the camp ... I had no idea about those other alt characters, never gave a shit about him boxing tbh, but hes a weird dude. the kind of weird dude you like dont give your real name too.

[everqueef]

Hyphodruidboy robbed my character 4k a month ago and I have the timestamp. Ive submitted it to darver. Enough is enough. Maybe i messed up the turnin and its on me, but i believe he gave me a faulty info, screwed it up, and lied to me a month later robbing me.

[everqueef]

Hyphodruidboy robbed my character 4k a month ago and I have the timestamp. Ive submitted it to darver. Enough is enough. Maybe i messed up the turnin and its on me, but i believe he gave me a faulty info, screwed it up, and lied to me a month later robbing me.
update - I put a petition to have this incident investigated. Hope that helps everyone.

[cd288]

Hyphodruidboy robbed my character 4k a month ago and I have the timestamp. Ive submitted it to darver. Enough is enough. Maybe i messed up the turnin and its on me, but i believe he gave me a faulty info, screwed it up, and lied to me a month later robbing me.

Read your post. I don't think he scammed you at all. He's definitely sketchy and I wouldn't trust him with anything for a variety of reasons, but ironically in your situation he didn't do anything wrong.

He told you to hail Hasten to stop him, which is correct. You get him to stop, the person selling the MQ turns in their part, and then you turn in the last part(s). If you turn in first, then the person selling the MQ would get the JBoots when they turned in. Unless you have other information, it sounds like you didn't hail Hasten fast enough, and tried to turn in your rapier as a way to get him to stop without realizing how that would screw up the MQ. Historically the staff don't reimburse for that.

[everqueef]

Read your post. I don't think he scammed you at all. He's definitely sketchy and I wouldn't trust him with anything for a variety of reasons, but ironically in your situation he didn't do anything wrong.

He told you to hail Hasten to stop him, which is correct. You get him to stop, the person selling the MQ turns in their part, and then you turn in the last part(s). If you turn in first, then the person selling the MQ would get the JBoots when they turned in. Unless you have other information, it sounds like you didn't hail Hasten fast enough, and tried to turn in your rapier as a way to get him to stop without realizing how that would screw up the MQ. Historically the staff don't reimburse for that.
My character was reimbursed and this issue has been resolved by the gms. Any further questions reguarding the incident can be brought to them. Thank you for your concern.

[cd288]

My character was reimbursed and this issue has been resolved by the gms. Any further questions reguarding the incident can be brought to them. Thank you for your concern.

That's interesting to hear. I guess anyone trying to get an MQ reimbursement going forward can reference this post if the GMs say they don't reimburse for MQs.

[Goregasmic]

That's interesting to hear. I guess anyone trying to get an MQ reimbursement going forward can reference this post if the GMs say they don't reimburse for MQs.

They don't refund messed up MQs but they refund fraud.