A tutorial on how to become the best player of all time

[CrazyPro]

Step 1. Make an Ogre Warrior named Billybob (or anything really)

Step 2. Level it to 60

Step 3. Join the top guild on the server

Step 4. Find a group of several friends in each major timezone

Step 5. Give them your account info for both the game and discord

Step 6. Get each person to use some sort of voice modulation so that everyone sounds like the same person, or just pretend to have no mic and hope your guild allows this.

Step 7. Have someone be on the character at all times so you can have a 100% raid attendance and always be grinding non-raid DKP that your guild awards for farming reapers or whatever so you will gain DKP at an extremely fast rate that literally no one can keep up with. Many hands make for lighter work.

Step 8. Get full BiS in world record time

Step 9. Betray your friends and change your passwords

Step 10. Quit the game because there's nothing to do anymore

[wuanahto]

free voice changing program + ai gurl images = faster

[Ekco]

ai bot is the key here, involving other people that might squeal on you or rob items off the account is an unnecessary risk

it's totally feasible currently to build a agent to handle the gameplay + discord roleplaying to pull this off

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://i.imgur.com/lTMaM0S.jpeg

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

AI meta-gaming will make a comparatively absolutist gameworld like p99 seem like a pioneer.

For all those free market fans, anything that reports to shareholders has zero incentive to curtail AI-generated or AI-assisted revenue.

As a rule, for-profit entities are revenue-friendly.

[Nexii]

ProgressQuest was ahead of its time

[WarpathEQ]

Imagine not taking your own advice...OP didn't even make it past step 3

[kjs86z2]

you missed the step where you log on other guilds bots and train them

[CrazyPro]

Imagine not taking your own advice...OP didn't even make it past step 3

As far as you're aware...

[Bardp1999]

The only person to ever win at P99 was Platlord, and to a lesser degree Derubal

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

The only person to ever win at P99 was Platlord, and to a lesser degree Derubal

People who win at Everquest are never spurred in their soul to seek the Four Noble Truths.

Suffering, the reality of suffering, its intractable appearance and re-appearance at every second of our gameplay, leads to the First Noble Truth.

[Ciderpress]

This is how to become the best "players" because you're sharing the toon thus it doesn't count and is shameful and bad and wrong.

Also I played eq2 for a while at launch and there was a guy who used a voice modulator to make him sound female in comms, then one day he forgot to use it and was exposed and never logged in again lol