Sad IRC Convo

[Bardalicious]

Tralina: What should a 'proof of income' letter look like?
Tralina: I need one and my supervisor told me to just write it up
Tralina: and she'll sign it
Drunke|Wrk: =\
Drunke|Wrk: Usually a paycheck is "proof of income"
Drunke|Wrk: Like a check stub
Tralina: I have to report any income changes to the foodstamp place asap
Tralina: and I just got a raise
Tralina: So I have to submit to them a letter saying my hours / pay rate
Drunke|Wrk: Yeah I guess....Or when you get your first paycheck if that's fine with them
Drunke|Wrk: Because really, it should be legit, not "of the top of your head"
Drunke|Wrk: off*
Tralina: yeah but i'm going to slightly lie on this
Drunke|Wrk: *sigh*
Drunke|Wrk: Why?
Tralina: CANT LIE ON A PAY STUB
Tralina: To maintain foodstamp fundz

Lying about a pay increase to keep your food stamp funds, while also illegal, is pretty sad.


I ONLY EAT THE FINEST QUALITY FOOD STAMP MEATS.

[Shannacore]

With my raise I make $12 more than the maximum amount you can make for food stamps.

Yes I am going to write I work 27 hours a week instead of 28 hours a week.

QQ.

[EvilMallet]

seems pretty legit

[Shannacore]

Who are you in IRC, Bard? Why don't you ever say hai ~

[Bardalicious]

Who are you in IRC, Bard? Why don't you ever say hai ~

The thought of real-time social interaction makes me deathly ill. I'd rather idle and cherry pick conversations to troll people with.

Truthfully though I'm trying to catch someone on IRC, I'm not usually on.

[Shannacore]

The thought of real-time social interaction makes me deathly ill.

Lol?

[Bardalicious]

Lol?

It's okay to laugh at a joke without a question mark to identify your uncertainty.

[Ripcord]

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

[Shannacore]

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

IF ONLY.

No, just food stuffs.

[EvilMallet]

you can buy red bull with it.

Had someone ring up 60 bucks worth of red bull on a foodstamp. Poor son of a bitch.

[Shannacore]

you can buy red bull with it.

Had someone ring up 60 bucks worth of red bull on a foodstamp. Poor son of a bitch.

Most gas stations take foodstamps. I've purchased energy drinks before when school was kicking my ass.

[JenJen]

what is a food stamp and where can i get one? im out of apples.

[EvilMallet]

Yeah, I work at a local supermarket, and it seems like people use food stamps for junk food and sodas/energy drinks instead of actual food.

Alaska has a separate food stamp system for pregnant women and women with children under 5, so they might just grab both. Idk.

[Ihealyou]

gd poor people taking all my red bull

[EvilMallet]

The sad thing is a normal can of Red Bull up here is like 3 dollars for an 8 oz or w/e the small one is.

For that price just buy a NOS or some shiz, damn

[Shannacore]

Yeah, I work at a local supermarket, and it seems like people use food stamps for junk food and sodas/energy drinks instead of actual food.

Alaska has a separate food stamp system for pregnant women and women with children under 5, so they might just grab both. Idk.

The Farmers Market I really dig takes them, fortunately. That's typically where I spend my funds.

[Eternal-Elf]

welfare is awesome.

[Loly Taa]

what is a food stamp and where can i get one? im out of apples.

I dunno if the brits have a program to feed their hungry. In America though, it's called SNAP.

[Tiggles]

End welfare deport leeches to africa

Black or white

if your a drain of society you go to africa

[Messianic]

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

IF ONLY.

No, just food stuffs.

No, but you can always buy your food stuffs with foodstamps then buy your cigarettes and 40s with the money you saved.

http://www.the-back-row.com/media/users/vince%20nitro/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[Shannacore]

No, but you can always buy your food stuffs with foodstamps then buy your cigarettes and 40s with the money you saved.

http://www.the-back-row.com/media/users/vince%20nitro/the_more_you_know2.jpg

I don't smoke and I rarely buy my own booze, I win!

[Bodeanicus]

Or, you could just cancel your internet service. And your television service. That would be like $75 to $100 for food a month. Also your cell phone, they will provide one for you. So, roughly $125-150 for food. What's the problem?

[Amelinda]

I dunno if the brits have a program to feed their hungry. In America though, it's called SNAP.

I think it's called Dole

[visage]

With my raise I make $12 more than the maximum amount you can make for food stamps.

Yes I am going to write I work 27 hours a week instead of 28 hours a week.

QQ.

Oh my dear... Here I forgot to give you this
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/t/7e879.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/7e879)

Go on dear play some more eq and forums..

[Taryth]

What happened to subtlety in political satire 'toons?


That's not even funny, though I agree with the sentiment. It almost makes me want to argue against you about it because your shitty little cartoon sucked that much.

[Shannacore]

Or, you could just cancel your internet service. And your television service. That would be like $75 to $100 for food a month. Also your cell phone, they will provide one for you. So, roughly $125-150 for food. What's the problem?

I don't pay for television, my mother is nice enough to pay for my phone while I'm in school, and internets is kind of a necessity when you're a student. I'm on the cheapest internet plan possible (Up to 1.5MB download speed!!!!). Believe me, I've cut down on my bills as much as possible. I just work a shitty job with limited hours because of school.

Ah, college life.

[Barkingturtle]

I'd wager there's an inordinately high percentage of folks playing P99 who receive entitlements. I mean, it's a free server for a game that has probably dominated many of your lives for the past decade plus. Many of you play more hours each week than one would spend gainfully employed. There are a lot of addicts here, borderline personalities and just outright losers.

[Hottbiscuits Dreadmuffin]

I'd wager there's an inordinately high percentage of folks playing P99 who receive entitlements. I mean, it's a free server for a game that has probably dominated many of your lives for the past decade plus. Many of you play more hours each week than one would spend gainfully employed. There are a lot of addicts here, borderline personalities and just outright losers.

You must have a chart somewhere that you're reading this from, because I know no one just pulls generalizations out of thin air.

Of course, you could be speaking from experience....

[JenJen]

amelinda is correct however that is just for the unemployed only...

i thought everyone in america is living the american dream? :(

[Eternal-Elf]

I don't pay for television, my mother is nice enough to pay for my phone while I'm in school, and internets is kind of a necessity when you're a student. I'm on the cheapest internet plan possible (Up to 1.5MB download speed!!!!). Believe me, I've cut down on my bills as much as possible. I just work a shitty job with limited hours because of school.

Ah, college life.

College life?

Last time I checked the stories people tell of the hard times are that they worked 2 jobs and went to school to better themselves and sometimes had to miss meals, and eat ramon for weeks. But now they're successful people with a sense of worth due to their struggle to success.

YOU on the other hand will have no story. Just another parasite on the back of the system. I assume to qualify for free schooling too? Or are you just stacking up school loans you're going to eventually default on too?

whatever

[visage]

College life?

Last time I checked the stories people tell of the hard times are that they worked 2 jobs and went to school to better themselves and sometimes had to miss meals, and eat ramon for weeks. But now they're successful people with a sense of worth due to their struggle to success.

YOU on the other hand will have no story. Just another parasite on the back of the system. I assume to qualify for free schooling too? Or are you just stacking up school loans you're going to eventually default on too?

whatever

That to messed up. Least she is making a consious effort. Way to shatter someone who already has more self esteem issues than most females on the internet. I for one don't employ hand holding , but you can clearly see Tralina making a effort. As far as school loans , don't do them. Work and save up for school if you have too. School loans are the most idiotic thing one can do. Graduating from college with a degree being in debt isn't wise. Jo smo from Bobs Crab shack making $14 a hour, and investing 8% into good growth stock mutual fund , will have more networth then you probably until your the age of 60. As far as free schooling. If you can get it power to ya. Some have integrity and don't want uncle sam paying for their shit. However, with the way our government gives shit out. You might as well bleed the beast and show a middle finger , integrity will only get you so far. Just be sure to develope a sense of value while your in college, because soon as you get out. Your eyes will be open once again.

[Knuckle]

College life?

Last time I checked the stories people tell of the hard times are that they worked 2 jobs and went to school to better themselves and sometimes had to miss meals, and eat ramon for weeks. But now they're successful people with a sense of worth due to their struggle to success.

YOU on the other hand will have no story. Just another parasite on the back of the system. I assume to qualify for free schooling too? Or are you just stacking up school loans you're going to eventually default on too?

whatever

You can't default student loans unless something changed, and if a parent co signed they'd get hit with the loans if she did.

[Barkingturtle]

Last time I checked the stories people tell of the hard times are that they worked 2 jobs and went to school to better themselves and sometimes had to miss meals, and eat ramon for weeks. But now they're successful people with a sense of worth due to their struggle to success.

YOU on the other hand will have no story. Just another parasite on the back of the system. I assume to qualify for free schooling too? Or are you just stacking up school loans you're going to eventually default on too?


So in your first paragraph you're all bitching about how being poor and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is noble and rad.

Then in your second paragraph, you're all angsty about grants, scholarships and even student loans.

So what's up, duder? How are people supposed to start with nothing, eat dirt and drink fetid piss and still manage to save up and pay their own way to a degree?

Pretty naive.

[xshayla701]

You guys should keep arguing and bitching because she probably cares about your opinions.

[Orruar]

You can't default student loans unless something changed, and if a parent co signed they'd get hit with the loans if she did.

It's only government subsidized loans that you can't write off during bankruptcy.

[Shannacore]

College life?

Last time I checked the stories people tell of the hard times are that they worked 2 jobs and went to school to better themselves and sometimes had to miss meals, and eat ramon for weeks. But now they're successful people with a sense of worth due to their struggle to success.

YOU on the other hand will have no story. Just another parasite on the back of the system. I assume to qualify for free schooling too? Or are you just stacking up school loans you're going to eventually default on too?

whatever

I'm not worthy because I'm not working two jobs and was smart enough to go to the state for food money when I needed it? Wut? This is going to make me a less successful person in the future? Wut?

Yes, I do pay very very little tuition out of pocket. Sorry for earning scholarships when I was in High School? Why does this make me any less of a person?

I work a shit job with minimal hours because of classes. I pay my own rent, vehicle insurance, and whatever other expenses life may toss at me. I'd say I'm holding myself a lot better than most 21 year olds I know. All of that on a petite wage leaves me little money at the end of the month. They offer things like food assistance so people don't HAVE to get second jobs just to live. Two jobs + school would be absolutely miserable. I'm not going to put myself into that situation if I don't have to.

TL;DR : yer dumb

[Autotune]

I'm not worthy because I'm not working two jobs and was smart enough to go to the state for food money when I needed it? Wut? This is going to make me a less successful person in the future? Wut?

Yes, I do pay very very little tuition out of pocket. Sorry for earning scholarships when I was in High School? Why does this make me any less of a person?

I work a shit job with minimal hours because of classes. I pay my own rent, vehicle insurance, and whatever other expenses life may toss at me. I'd say I'm holding myself a lot better than most 21 year olds I know. All of that on a petite wage leaves me little money at the end of the month. They offer things like food assistance so people don't HAVE to get second jobs just to live. Two jobs + school would be absolutely miserable. I'm not going to put myself into that situation if I don't have to.

TL;DR : yer dumb


you say you are smart, but i hope you get arrested. Then you can see how smart you are.

TL;DR : yer dumb

[Hasbinbad]

Wow. You guys making fun of someone like this is really, really sad.

Make fun of me instead.

This thread is now about Hasbinbad being a fat virgin.

[visage]

you say you are smart, but i hope you get arrested. Then you can see how smart you are.

TL;DR : yer dumb

I laughed so hard.... LOL..... Cleary she has some self esteem issues. No one on these forums are going to give you a pat on the back. If you really need some encouragement , you should probably visit a christain site or a site dedicated to college students. It is hard to say good job! When your problems with your life as so minimal compared to , lets say othe countries. Believe me If you think working 2 jobs is miserable etc. Go visit a country like Mexico or even worse. Your worst day here , is a miracle by certain standards. Like I said, you want encouragement or someone to say GOOD JOB! Visit and explain somewhere else. This game is for entertainment , not pschology and motivation upbringing. Unless your a true nerd , raiding 24/7 at which point you get that OMG he is the man. In reality its someone who literally has nuthing better to do with his life or has achieved enough in his life he can settle down and a be a lazy bastard. Which we all want to have eventually =)

[visage]

Wow. You guys making fun of someone like this is really, really sad.

Make fun of me instead.

This thread is now about Hasbinbad being a fat virgin.

Its sad because she takes it to heart. If shes willing to keep bending over then god forbid when people give it to her.

[visage]

You guys should keep arguing and bitching because she probably cares about your opinions.

She does. Time well spent =)

[Shannacore]

Its sad because she takes it to heart. If shes willing to keep bending over then god forbid when people give it to her.

I don't see an issue with correcting when someone spews false information.

[Autotune]

I laughed so hard.... LOL..... Cleary she has some self esteem issues. No one on these forums are going to give you a pat on the back. If you really need some encouragement , you should probably visit a christain site or a site dedicated to college students. It is hard to say good job! When your problems with your life as so minimal compared to , lets say othe countries. Believe me If you think working 2 jobs is miserable etc. Go visit a country like Mexico or even worse. Your worst day here , is a miracle by certain standards. Like I said, you want encouragement or someone to say GOOD JOB! Visit and explain somewhere else. This game is for entertainment , not pschology and motivation upbringing. Unless your a true nerd , raiding 24/7 at which point you get that OMG he is the man. In reality its someone who literally has nuthing better to do with his life or has achieved enough in his life he can settle down and a be a lazy bastard. Which we all want to have eventually =)


don't take what i typed and see it for something it's not.

Her getting foodstamps, no problem with it.

Telling everyone she is smart, but then wanting to lie to a government agency in order to keep getting a few extra energy drinks. All while putting her college education at risk for more problems than she needs. Well that's not very smart imo.

[visage]

don't take what i typed and see it for something it's not.

Her getting foodstamps, no problem with it.

Telling everyone she is smart, but then wanting to lie to a government agency in order to keep getting a few extra energy drinks. All while putting her college education at risk for more problems than she needs. Well that's not very smart imo.

Oh I know. I'm just making this conversation more entertaining. You see someone has to be the bad guy, someone has to be the hero. Then there are the people that fall inbetween or not at all. I get what your saying. We all could sum up Tralina based on her post now and in the past. If she was really doing so solid , I don't think she would have to care so much. But, maybe she likes sick entertainment as well as the next person. I for one get a kick out of it as we all already know =P

[visage]

I don't see an issue with correcting when someone spews false information.

You need a hug?

[wrxBRAH]

There are plenty of people cheating and using loopholes as is from fake homeless people making $20 an hour to ceos. Thats what got us in this budget mess. I could care less if a struggling college student gets food stamps.

What I care about more is fixing the food stamp system back to where they issue out actual stamps instead of the Credit cards so you're embarrased as shit using them. They should also limit them to actual food instead of redbull, candy and expensive steaks. Also you shouldnt be able to use them at farmers markets and whole food stores. They should be limited to stores like Costco/Lucky/Safeway. If you want to eat your cherry garcia and enjoy your 30$ new york steak, you better not put it on the taxpayers tab.

Anyone caught abusing the system should have to do community service at a shelter and see people first hand that actually need that money.

My 2 copper

[Shannacore]

Holy fuck someone remove Visage's sig please

[Ihealyou]

What I care about more is fixing the food stamp system back to where they issue out actual stamps instead of the Credit cards so you're embarrased as shit using them. They should also limit them to actual food instead of redbull, candy and expensive steaks. Also you shouldnt be able to use them at farmers markets and whole food stores. They should be limited to stores like Costco/Lucky/Safeway. If you want to eat your cherry garcia and enjoy your 30$ new york steak, you better not put it on the taxpayers tab.

$30 of steak and $30 of real food cost the same. Why do you care so much what people on food stamps eat? Food stamps are supposed to decrease your food expenses by x dollars, not shame you for being a terrible person.

[EvilMallet]

Holy fuck someone remove Visage's sig please

[visage]

Holy fuck someone remove Visage's sig please

Thats right. I am here to steal your thunder. Don't be mad that i'm Trollina 2.0 accept my penis is larger then yours!

[visage]

There are plenty of people cheating and using loopholes as is from fake homeless people making $20 an hour to ceos. Thats what got us in this budget mess. I could care less if a struggling college student gets food stamps.

What I care about more is fixing the food stamp system back to where they issue out actual stamps instead of the Credit cards so you're embarrased as shit using them. They should also limit them to actual food instead of redbull, candy and expensive steaks. Also you shouldnt be able to use them at farmers markets and whole food stores. They should be limited to stores like Costco/Lucky/Safeway. If you want to eat your cherry garcia and enjoy your 30$ new york steak, you better not put it on the taxpayers tab.

Anyone caught abusing the system should have to do community service at a shelter and see people first hand that actually need that money.

My 2 copper

I agree to a certain extent. My take would be if you have to get foodstamps or wellfair. Your entire life should be regulated by the government to the extent of a PO officer to a convinct. This may sound cruel , but ultimately you would have the choice not to havet his , providing you didn't need a handout. Therefore if you need to government to help you. Be prepared for it to treat you like a child and be evasive in your entire life. Or.... Make regulations and demands for wellfair products , and if they don't meet them lock em up in jail.

[EvilMallet]

your hair looks like the bottom of a hairy sack.

[visage]

your hair looks like the bottom of a hairy sack.

Yeah I slept on it when it was geled. So it is definetly bad looking. I shave my sack tho so I can't compare it anymore.

[visage]

your hair looks like the bottom of a hairy sack.

I must say the waxed eyebrows look ever so beautiful. haha

[Zereh]

Also you shouldnt be able to use them at farmers markets and whole food stores.

People should only be able to spend it at Farmer's Markets and health / whole food stores. You'd be surprised how far your grocery $$ can go when you're not buying frozen chemicals on a heat-and-serve tray and boxes of fake-cheese macaroni.

[Bardalicious]

$30 of steak and $30 of real food cost the same. Why do you care so much what people on food stamps eat? Food stamps are supposed to decrease your food expenses by x dollars, not shame you for being a terrible person.

Because it was designed as an emergency fund for people that are destitute. Not for whiney college bitches that are too busy idling Project 1999 forums and IRC to go get a fucking job to support themselves.

All too often someone is exploiting these programs. I've known people IRL that have done it and it's a disgrace to the people that actually need it. No, you shouldn't be able to buy soda or candy or junk food with food stamps. Why? Because it is supposed to be supporting you until you find a job, not to promote you being a lazy parasite on society.



For your comic relief :
http://www.kingwood.com/profiles/profile_photos/779957_welfarereceipt.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

ITT: people who can't spell "welfare" calling people who are receiving government help "stupid."

[EvilMallet]

lol, 33 dollars of diet mountain dew. I'm pretty sure we can just inject shit straight into your veins with technology now-a-days.

[Drem]

as poor as i've been, even when in college, i never got food stamps. fuck that shit. you're a leech. you're taking my hard earned money to buy shit you don't even need most likely. if you're poor to the point where you can't even afford your own food because you'd rather spend money on other shit, you sure as fuck should never be able to buy a $30 steak or anything decent and refined with the money that's forcefully being removed from my paycheck.

i would never give someone that has a car, the internet, a phone, and a college education AND a job, any money to buy their own food. you should already have that figured out imo

food stamps are a joke

[visage]

ITT: people who can't spell "welfare" calling people who are receiving government help "stupid."

LOL. Your come backs are so boring. How many times do people have to reference spelling and grammer on the internet. As if most people give a rats ass. Please stick to neener neener neener. I find it would suit you a lot better.

[Drem]

i always thought of food stamps as something homeless people use. unfortunately i find out all of my loser stoner friends are basically the only people i know that use food stamps. which fucking pisses me off

[visage]

Because it was designed as an emergency fund for people that are destitute. Not for whiney college bitches that are too busy idling Project 1999 forums and IRC to go get a fucking job to support themselves.

All too often someone is exploiting these programs. I've known people IRL that have done it and it's a disgrace to the people that actually need it. No, you shouldn't be able to buy soda or candy or junk food with food stamps. Why? Because it is supposed to be supporting you until you find a job, not to promote you being a lazy parasite on society.



For your comic relief :
http://www.kingwood.com/profiles/profile_photos/779957_welfarereceipt.jpg

LOL NIce.....

[Shannacore]

Because it was designed as an emergency fund for people that are destitute. Not for whiney college bitches that are too busy idling Project 1999 forums and IRC to go get a fucking job to support themselves.

I am only on the forums / IRC when I'm at work. Did you miss that entire post where I said I do indeed work and pay for just about all the things I own?

[visage]

i always thought of food stamps as something homeless people use. unfortunately i find out all of my loser stoner friends are basically the only people i know that use food stamps. which fucking pisses me off

No homeless people wouldn't stand in line for 1 hour fill out paperwork etc. They are homeless for a reason. If they wanted to stop they would. The majority on foodstamps are not homeless.

[visage]

I am only on the forums / IRC when I'm at work. Did you miss that entire post where I said I do indeed work and pay for just about all the things I own?

Where do you live? Give me your address RQ. I would like to send some food to you.

[Bardalicious]

I am only on the forums / IRC when I'm at work. Did you miss that entire post where I said I do indeed work and pay for just about all the things I own?

All I heard was "WAHHHH I'm in college AND I work 28 hours a week which is more than 70% of America can say right now. I'm soooo bad off that I need to lie to the government so I don't get a cut out of my redbull and cheetos!"

[Shannacore]

as poor as i've been, even when in college, i never got food stamps. fuck that shit. you're a leech. you're taking my hard earned money to buy shit you don't even need most likely. if you're poor to the point where you can't even afford your own food because you'd rather spend money on other shit, you sure as fuck should never be able to buy a $30 steak or anything decent and refined with the money that's forcefully being removed from my paycheck.

i would never give someone that has a car, the internet, a phone, and a college education AND a job, any money to buy their own food. you should already have that figured out imo

food stamps are a joke

Explain to me why I am more undeserving of foodstamps than someone who is NOT trying to build themselves a future? I don't own a car, but the fact that I am going to school and am also holding a job means I shouldn't get extra assistance if I need it? I don't understand that logic. I'm doing more with my life than a lot of the other people I have seen at the State's Human Resources Department, why should I deserve less?

[Hottbiscuits Dreadmuffin]

If we just ate the people on death row with a side of New York pigeons we could kill two birds with one problem-solving fork.

Human meat is cheap when it comes from overcrowded prisons.

[Shannacore]

All I heard was "WAHHHH I'm in college AND I work 28 hours a week which is more than 70% of America can say right now. I'm soooo bad off that I need to lie to the government so I don't get a cut out of my redbull and cheetos!"

Then you obviously weren't listening.

[EvilMallet]

College student is a lot more worthy of food stamps than homeless fuck who just drinks booze and begs all day for more booze.

[Shannacore]

College student is a lot more worthy of food stamps than homeless fuck who just drinks booze and begs all day for more booze.

Yeah this was my thought.

[visage]

don't take what i typed and see it for something it's not.

Her getting foodstamps, no problem with it.

Telling everyone she is smart, but then wanting to lie to a government agency in order to keep getting a few extra energy drinks. All while putting her college education at risk for more problems than she needs. Well that's not very smart imo.

I can buy it with real money!!!!!
LOL
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[visage]

I can buy it with real money!!!!!
LOL
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2mwi9a0.jpg[

Lmao Fail

http://i52.tinypic.com/2mwi9a0.jpg

[Bardalicious]

College student is a lot more worthy of food stamps than homeless fuck who just drinks booze and begs all day for more booze.

If my house were foreclosed upon and my car repossessed, if I had to try to battle uphill against a swarm of other jobless persons while I was trying to make ends meet from living on the streets without access to fresh changes of clothing or a daily shower, shit, I might just start drinking all day too.

Not to say that all homeless people are as deserving of help as someone like that. But that's also not to say all college students are not deserving of help if they really need it.

[visage]

Yeah this was my thought.

This make you feel better. YOU DRAIN ON SOCIETY!

[Shannacore]

Not to say that all homeless people are as deserving of help as someone like that. But that's also not to say all college students are not deserving of help if they really need it.

What makes you think I don't "REALLY" need it? What do you know of my financial situation?

I'm pretty broke yo. Totes should have gone to college in-state and just lived at home 'til I graduated.

[visage]

What makes you think I don't "REALLY" need it? What do you know of my financial situation?

I'm pretty broke yo. Totes should have gone to college in-state and just lived at home 'til I graduated.

You don't need it , what you need is to meet a nerd off here that has a lot of money. Then you can get impregnated and be like the rest of the horr housewifes that play this game. You will fit right in!

[EvilMallet]

Uthgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[JayDee]

This is why we need to cut off welfare

[Bardalicious]

What makes you think I don't "REALLY" need it? What do you know of my financial situation?

I'm pretty broke yo. Totes should have gone to college in-state and just lived at home 'til I graduated.

What I do know is that you have to break the law to keep your food stamps by lying about the income you make, which in my eyes, already discredits any potential argument you might make about "REALLY" needing it.

I also know that if I was working 28 hours a week I'd sure as shit be able to afford to feed myself without having to lie to get government handouts. Would I be able to feed myself to a standard that I would necessarily enjoy? No, maybe not. But that's the entire point, isn't it?

[EvilMallet]

What I do know is that you have to break the law to keep your food stamps by lying about the income you make, which in my eyes, already discredits any potential argument you might make about "REALLY" needing it.

I also know that if I was working 28 hours a week I'd sure as shit be able to afford to feed myself without having to lie to get government handouts. Would I be able to feed myself to a standard that I would necessarily enjoy? No, maybe not. But that's the entire point, isn't it?

Are you also having to pay for tuition? Student crap like books and shit?

[visage]

I have to go now. I have to go work so I don't end up on the welfair. Eddie Murphy Quote" YOU AINT GOT NO ICE CREAM, YOU AINT GOT NO ICE CREAM", "YOU ON THE WELFAIR < YOU ON THE WELFAIR" , lol. Delerius is a funny ass movie <<< later guys

[Shannacore]

What I do know is that you have to break the law to keep your food stamps by lying about the income you make, which in my eyes, already discredits any potential argument you might make about "REALLY" needing it.

I also know that if I was working 28 hours a week I'd sure as shit be able to afford to feed myself without having to lie to get government handouts. Would I be able to feed myself to a standard that I would necessarily enjoy? No, maybe not. But that's the entire point, isn't it?

I make <$900/month.

Factor in rent, vehicle (scooter) insurance, internet, and other things throughout the month people have to pay for to live. I live in the cheapest place I can, (without having roomates, something I will probably reconsider in the future), have the cheapest insurance I can, and have the most god-awful cheap internet this town offers.

+ Supplies for the semester (My major requires quite a few art classes, those are never cheap, unfortunately), basic things like toilet paper, deodorant, toothpaste, laundry soap, dish soap, gas, etc etc. Shit adds up.

inb4 "FIND A BETTER JOB": My job doesn't pay much, but being on student employment means I have the ability to do homework when the office is slow, and I don't get hassled when I need time off for school. This job is valuable in other ways that aren't monetary.

[Tumdumm]

wow i was homeless for almost 2 out of the last 3 years and got denied state insurance, food stamps, didnt even bother askin for cash assistance. repeatedly denied. fuck ct

[inyane]

Explain to me why I am more undeserving of foodstamps than someone who is NOT trying to build themselves a future? I don't own a car, but the fact that I am going to school and am also holding a job means I shouldn't get extra assistance if I need it? I don't understand that logic. I'm doing more with my life than a lot of the other people I have seen at the State's Human Resources Department, why should I deserve less?

Well, for one, because you don't actually deserve them, and you have to lie to get the benefits.

Given that everyone knows your real name, and where you live, I could see a little tip off to the welfare authorities considering your fraud. Does your supervisor know she can also be legally liable for taking part in this fraud?

[Shannacore]

wow i was homeless for almost 2 out of the last 3 years and got denied state insurance, food stamps, didnt even bother askin for cash assistance. repeatedly denied. fuck ct

Someone in IRC was saying something similar. That seems strange to me.

[Littlegyno]

http://www.hsd.state.nm.us/pdf/StampFraud022703.pdf

[purist]

The blacks in the US get everything for free, and illegal immigrants getting into this country only do it illegally because they’re too lazy to do the legal paperwork. Upon arrival they steal all the white mans’ jobs by ambushing them in parking lots and then have the government give them free money. Just like this Tralina person.

[JenJen]

give her a break :(

next time one of you's is up shit creek you might have to cut some corners too

[EvilMallet]

Well, for one, because you don't actually deserve them, and you have to lie to get the benefits.

Given that everyone knows your real name, and where you live, I could see a little tip off to the welfare authorities considering your fraud. Does your supervisor know she can also be legally liable for taking part in this fraud?

dumb

[Autotune]

give her a break :(

next time one of you's is up shit creek you might have to cut some corners too

Tell it to the judge.



p.s. Farm country

[Harrison]

Lol ITT: rejects with no worth dog on someone in college to make themselves feel less insignificant

[Eternal-Elf]

I don't see an issue with correcting when someone spews false information.

LOL You are obviously ABLE to work. You are obviously able to come on here ranting of your drunken stupors. Then you want to realize that instead of working more, or getting a 2nd job you just want to lie and steal from the government because you just can't stop suckin the tit.

Whatever dude, and yes people that NEED government assistance I support getting it. People just too fucking lazy to get a job or work the required hours to support themselves are pathetic.

[EvilMallet]

LOL You are obviously ABLE to work. You are obviously able to come on here ranting of your drunken stupors. Then you want to realize that instead of working more, or getting a 2nd job you just want to lie and steal from the government because you just can't stop suckin the tit.

Whatever dude, and yes people that NEED government assistance I support getting it. People just too fucking lazy to get a job or work the required hours to support themselves are pathetic.
derp derp get a second job while you're in college

dumb

[Eternal-Elf]

derp derp get a second job while you're in college

dumb

lol she works 28 hours a week....and you're telling me she couldn't pick up an extra 12 and go to full time school???

[Littlegyno]

derp derp get a second job while you're in college

dumb

Work 60+ hrs in the Army while attending full-time civilian Nursing school. Cry me a river dogs.

[Littlegyno]

*Working.

[Shannacore]

LOL You are obviously ABLE to work. You are obviously able to come on here ranting of your drunken stupors. Then you want to realize that instead of working more, or getting a 2nd job you just want to lie and steal from the government because you just can't stop suckin the tit.

Whatever dude, and yes people that NEED government assistance I support getting it. People just too fucking lazy to get a job or work the required hours to support themselves are pathetic.

There is nothing that states that foodstamps are solely for the unemployed.

Via the NM SNAP website: "The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) helps many low- income households buy the food they need to stay healthy, productive members of society. "

Low-income. Not homeless / jobless.

I'm not going to take a second job while I'm in school. I don't need to when I'm able to get assistance. Why put myself through murderous semesters when I have other options? I'm working 28 hours a week, the max being 30 under student employment rules. The whole "omg work more" thing doesn't work either.

[Orruar]

College student is a lot more worthy of food stamps than homeless fuck who just drinks booze and begs all day for more booze.

Nobody is worthy of receiving stolen goods, which is what tax dollars are.

[Eternal-Elf]

*Working.

ya dude these people are just offspring of a broken system. Why work when the government can give you handouts?

Just like she was at the hospital not long ago in the ER for a foot infection she got while falling down stairs wasted.

AWESOME. More free stuff, free healthcare, free food, all free

All so the rest of us that work can pay her way with increased taxes. AWESOME

[Eternal-Elf]

There is nothing that states that foodstamps are solely for the unemployed.

Via the NM SNAP website: "The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) helps many low- income households buy the food they need to stay healthy, productive members of society. "

Low-income. Not homeless / jobless.

I'm not going to take a second job while I'm in school. I don't need to when I'm able to get assistance. Why put myself through murderous semesters when I have other options? I'm working 28 hours a week, the max being 30 under student employment rules. The whole "omg work more" thing doesn't work either.


I guess I'm not surprised you are so knowledgable about how to fuck taxpayers out of the their money so you can get a free ride to college, eat, and get all the medical treatment you need.
What other programs do you buttfuck america with?

[EvilMallet]

ya dude these people are just offspring of a broken system. Why work when the government can give you handouts?

Just like she was at the hospital not long ago in the ER for a foot infection she got while falling down stairs wasted.

AWESOME. More free stuff, free healthcare, free food, all free

All so the rest of us that work can pay her way with increased taxes. AWESOME
^
16 year old who has to give his mom 80 bucks for taxes each year.

[Harrison]

Someone is mad. I can guarantee it isn't Tralina lol

[Knuckle]

college as a whole is seriously fucked. complaining about her using foodstamps is legitimate, but she is also giving taxes back by working 28/hrs a week. The question is, how much is she getting for foodstamps versus what she puts into taxes.

[Shannacore]

I guess I'm not surprised you are so knowledgable about how to fuck taxpayers out of the their money so you can get a free ride to college, eat, and get all the medical treatment you need.
What other programs do you buttfuck america with?

How is earning college tuition equal me "buttfucking america" ? Sure I get a Federal Pell Grant (as do a lottttt of college students), but my other Scholarships are from private organizations that require me to keep a solid GPA and/or do community service. I would hardly call that a handout.


Also my ER visit was far from free. I'll be paying off that one for a while.

[Eternal-Elf]

^
16 year old who has to give his mom 80 bucks for taxes each year.

omg dude, does it not piss you off that you work and pay a shit load of taxes just so people can mooch off the system that are just as capable of working as everyone else???

Perhaps YOU'RE the 16 year old that's never gotten a check and see just how much taxes are taken out.

[EvilMallet]

omg dude, does it not piss you off that you work and pay a shit load of taxes just so people can mooch off the system that are just as capable of working as everyone else???

Perhaps YOU'RE the 16 year old that's never gotten a check and see just how much taxes are taken out.

Nah, I just factor in taxes to my payroll and pretend that money was never mine to begin with.

[Shannacore]

college as a whole is seriously fucked. complaining about her using foodstamps is legitimate, but she is also giving taxes back by working 28/hrs a week. The question is, how much is she getting for foodstamps versus what she puts into taxes.

According to my paystubs I paid $104 in taxes last month. I receive a little less than double that in EBT funds per month.

[Eternal-Elf]

According to my paystubs I paid $104 in taxes last month. I receive a little less than double that in EBT funds per month.


Well maybe I'd be able to do alot more if someone gave me double what I payed into taxes a month. about 900 Dollars of taxes, which means the government would give me around 1800 bucks a month.

Seem fair Tralina?

[Harrison]

omg dude, does it not piss you off that you work and pay a shit load of taxes just so people can mooch off the system that are just as capable of working as everyone else???

Perhaps YOU'RE the 16 year old that's never gotten a check and see just how much taxes are taken out.

Limbaugh MAD up in this post.

I bet he spends more in illegal drugs than he does taxes.

[Eternal-Elf]

Limbaugh MAD up in this post.

I bet he spends more in illegal drugs than he does taxes.

Do you ever say anything intelligent? Or just post on here for a high thread count so that when you go to apply for your first job you can put SOMETHING on your resume ?

Thanks.

[Harrison]

RNF has no post count, retard.

[Littlegyno]

Yea these scumbags disgust me. WHY WORK WHEN I CAN JUST LEECH OFF THE GOVERNMENT BROS?

Also Harrison, quit whiteknighting for Tralina. It's a dude bro.

[Shannacore]

Yea these scumbags disgust me. WHY WORK WHEN I CAN JUST LEECH OFF THE GOVERNMENT BROS?

Also Harrison, quit whiteknighting for Tralina. It's a dude bro.

I have a job


????

[Prince]

govt cheese is da best cheese



(have eaten lots of it over the past 3 years ^_^)

[Shannacore]

Well maybe I'd be able to do alot more if someone gave me double what I payed into taxes a month. about 900 Dollars of taxes, which means the government would give me around 1800 bucks a month.

Seem fair Tralina?

You are not intelligent enough for me to continue this conversation with.

If you feel like posing reasonable arguments, please feel free to try again.

[Littlegyno]

I have a job


????

??? 28hrs a week isn't a job. It's a hobby bro.

????

[Shannacore]

??? 28hrs a week isn't a job. It's a hobby bro.

????

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uqkx03.jpg

My University seems to consider it a job.

[Harrison]

Young unemployed pvp wannabes act hard on internet, news at 11.

[Alex]

Tralina just get off the forums, intentional or not your presence here causes nothing but hostility and trouble. Would be alright if you actually played here, but you don't.

[Littlegyno]

Young unemployed pvp wannabes act hard on internet, news at 11.

Army drop-out nerds white knighting pussy. news at 11.

[Shannacore]

Tralina just get off the forums, intentional or not your presence here causes nothing but hostility and trouble. Would be alright if you actually played here, but you don't.

no thx

[Alex]

no thx

Sad...

[visage]

Army drop-out nerds white knighting pussy. news at 11.

LOL nice avatar. HAHAHAHAHA

[Shannacore]

Sad...

I could log in when I get home if it would make you feel better

[Harrison]

Army drop-out nerds white knighting pussy. news at 11.

Maybe I should start spewing shit like an illiterate mongoloid with no social skills, can I fit in with you cool dudes then?

LOL BSKETBLL

BLBIES ROFL

[EvilMallet]

I could log in when I get home if it would make you feel better
Nah, according to the thread you're better off finding a 5th job so you can support your nasty drug habits paid for by tax money.

[Autotune]

Someone is sad. Would you like to go out with me Tralina?


no thx

story of your life, huh?

[visage]

Maybe I should start spewing shit like an illiterate mongoloid with no social skills, can I fit in with you cool dudes then?

LOL BSKETBLL

BLBIES ROFL

I guess I fall intot his category. Tho , I'm not into stupid avatars like Aragorn , so coun't me out =(

[visage]

story of your life, huh?

Someone is sad....


Would you go out with me Autotune =)

[Autotune]

Someone is sad....


Would you go out with me Autotune =)

obv~ I'll fuck anything once.

[Littlegyno]

LOL nice avatar. HAHAHAHAHA

What's wrong with Aragorn bro?

[visage]

obv~ I'll fuck anything once.

I respect you , because your avatar makes me giggle a little bit.

./hug

[visage]

What's wrong with Aragorn bro?

Because the brad pit avatar is so much better. JESUS

[Littlegyno]

Maybe I should start spewing shit like an illiterate mongoloid with no social skills, can I fit in with you cool dudes then?

LOL BSKETBLL

BLBIES ROFL

Canned Harrison response #43.

[Littlegyno]

Because the brad pit avatar is so much better. JESUS

Na I had the Bernie Mac avatar, as part of the infamous Knuckle's 13.

[Eternal-Elf]

You are not intelligent enough for me to continue this conversation with.

If you feel like posing reasonable arguments, please feel free to try again.

You suck out DOUBLE what you put in to this country and it makes me sick. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you just can't possible handle your classload and 28 hours of work. But if that is the case then you need to reduce your school load and work more. It may take you a little longer but you will do it yourself and stop running this country into the ground. So tired of everyone getting hand outs.

[visage]

Na I had the Bernie Mac avatar, as part of the infamous Knuckle's 13.

I wonder what having Brad Pit as an avatar has done. You think its possible people are more likely to like a guy because his avatar is liked by millions?

[visage]

You suck out DOUBLE what you put in to this country and it makes me sick. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you just can't possible handle your classload and 28 hours of work. But if that is the case then you need to reduce your school load and work more. It may take you a little longer but you will do it yourself and stop running this country into the ground. So tired of everyone getting hand outs.

Dude your post sounds angry. I understand your points now. Theres no way your gonna flip her around. Lets go back to bashing her on her looks , its much more funny now this topic boring. Or hell Bash on me =)

[Harrison]

You suck out DOUBLE what you put in to this country and it makes me sick. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you just can't possible handle your classload and 28 hours of work. But if that is the case then you need to reduce your school load and work more. It may take you a little longer but you will do it yourself and stop running this country into the ground. So tired of everyone getting hand outs.

kid is raaaaaaaaaaaaaging against the machine

[visage]

kid is raaaaaaaaaaaaaging against the machine

Lets fix it. How gay do I look... Come on on now... Would you Fu(k me, I'd Fu(k me so hard.

[purist]

I love how easy it is for the billionaires to dupe America into thinking that the crumbs we throw the Tralinas of the world are a huge burden on our budget. Meanwhile we're fighting multiple wars and bailing out banks while the rich plunder our country with corporate welfare, farm subsidies, widening loopholes, relaxing restrictions and tax havens. But get the masses worked up and waving torches for poor folks to get purged from food stamp roll, while the billionaires collect huge welfare checks from the government in welfare-for-the-rich programs. No wonder America feeling more and more like a 3rd world country.

[EvilMallet]

censoring fuck in RnF is cool.

[Prince]

harrison upset cuz he has no friends + bitter bc he is still a virgin and he thought 4 sure he would have taken care of that by the time he was 30

[visage]

harrison upset cuz he has no friends + bitter bc he is still a virgin and he thought 4 sure he would have taken care of that by the time he was 30

I will be his friend SO SHIT UP

[Seaweedpimp]

I love how easy it is for the billionaires to dupe America into thinking that the crumbs we throw the Tralinas of the world are a huge burden on our budget. Meanwhile we're fighting multiple wars and bailing out banks while the rich plunder our country with corporate welfare, farm subsidies, widening loopholes, relaxing restrictions and tax havens. But get the masses worked up and waving torches for poor folks to get purged from food stamp roll, while the billionaires collect huge welfare checks from the government in welfare-for-the-rich programs. No wonder America feeling more and more like a 3rd world country.

^

[Seaweedpimp]

I will be his friend SO SHIT UP

Man shrink that sig fuuuuk

Isnt there a rule as to how big your sig can be?

SHITS BIG

[visage]

Man shrink that sig fuuuuk

Isnt there a rule as to how big your sig can be?

SHITS BIG

It is large im sorry but its funny so many angry

[Littlegyno]

harrison upset cuz he has no friends + bitter bc he is still a virgin and he thought 4 sure he would have taken care of that by the time he was 30

He's white knighting Tralina pretty hard too bro.

Also his only friend on P99 forums is tralina :{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{.

Harrison you wanna be my pal?

[Prince]

hey man maybe if u defend her honor just enough she'll recognize how worthy u are and fall in love w/u and u'll grow old together. or at least just send u naked pics.

[Swishahouse]

This whole thread is weak as shit and this forum's ability to induce rage has fallen off exponentially. You new wave trolls remind me of cricket sounds or something equally as simple and boring =(

[visage]

He's white knighting Tralina pretty hard too bro.

Also his only friend on P99 forums is tralina :{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{.

Harrison you wanna be my pal?

I told you I would be his friend. Besides. Tralina is a likeable gal. Lets go over the check list

1) Young
2) Not bright
3) Poor
4) Probably has had practice giving handjobs
5) On the internet
6) Self esteem issues
7) Can be convinced to take it from behind
8) She probably has no stds , since most nerds that screw her are all virgins
9) Played EQ
10) Last but not least, If you fuck tralina you would be like a legend on p99. For most on here thats like more ultimate then the poopsocking guilds LMAO
I for one would pay $100 USD for someone to fuck her and post pictures everywhere I'd laugh too hard.

[Bardalicious]

This whole thread is weak as shit and this forum's ability to induce rage has fallen off exponentially. You new wave trolls remind me of cricket sounds or something equally as simple and boring =(

Lead by example, oh great troller of internet threads. I yearn to learn of your rage-inducing ways. PLEASE. ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR GRASSHOPPER, OH GREAT SENSEI.

[visage]

Lead by example, oh great troller of internet threads. I yearn to learn of your rage-inducing ways. PLEASE. ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR GRASSHOPPER, OH GREAT SENSEI.

I will say in game Swisha is a cool dude if you ever get the chance to group with him.

[jilena]

This conversation is retarded. If Tralina manages to even secure a halfassed job when she gets out of college the government is going to face rape the fuck out of her income to such a degree that her prebuffering that with a little food stamp cash while she's in school is hardly something to generate massive outrage and QQ. I say take all the money you can from the gubment. Them *****s just gonna spend it on dumb shit anyway.

[wrxBRAH]

Dont you have to take an Ethics 101 class for your associates?

[wrxBRAH]

This conversation is retarded. If Tralina manages to even secure a halfassed job when she gets out of college the government is going to face rape the fuck out of her income to such a degree that her prebuffering that with a little food stamp cash while she's in school is hardly something to generate massive outrage and QQ. I say take all the money you can from the gubment. Them *****s just gonna spend it on dumb shit anyway.

I dont think anyone here is bitching about her getting food stamps. They're raging because shes lying and misusing the funds which is a pretty scumbag thing to do and before you respond to this post go spend a day or two volunteering at a food shelter.

[Shannacore]

I dont think anyone here is bitching about her getting food stamps.

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what everyone is bitching about.

[Seaweedpimp]

lol the tags.

[jilena]

I dont think anyone here is bitching about her getting food stamps. They're raging because shes lying and misusing the funds which is a pretty scumbag thing to do and before you respond to this post go spend a day or two volunteering at a food shelter.

The implication being that because she's getting food stamps for 200$ a month that some other poor bastard is starving? I mean seriously it's not like those people would have issues getting food stamps if they are looking to pick up some grub in a shelter. Also lying about 12$ to get 200$ a month in food sounds pretty smart to me.

I have no intention of working in a shelter though. I don't care about poor people or whether or not they starve. My heart bleeds for no one. I am just saying in the grand scheme of things people "stealing" food stamps from the government is insignificant as all hell. The government is going to take way more than that from her the first YEAR she has a real job and spend it on bullets to kill brown people or on keeping some near invalid old person alive another 2 months to poop themselves in a bed for the greater good of society... Srsly. Why do you people give a fuck?

[Bardalicious]

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what everyone is bitching about.

Qualifying legitimately for food stamps is different from lying to qualify for food stamps. If I saw you talking about food stamps in general I'd have gave a shit less, but in the context of the conversation it sounded pretty shitty.

Also, not that I exactly know because I haven't used food stamps, but are you honestly going to go from 200 dollars in funding to 0 dollars in funding over a 1 hour per week difference? Does the system not scale the funding you receive? Or are you simply trying to maintain the maximum allotment you can qualify for?

[Shannacore]

Qualifying legitimately for food stamps is different from lying to qualify for food stamps. If I saw you talking about food stamps in general I'd have gave a shit less, but in the context of the conversation it sounded pretty shitty.

Also, not that I exactly know because I haven't used food stamps, but are you honestly going to go from 200 dollars in funding to 0 dollars in funding over a 1 hour per week difference? Does the system not scale the funding you receive? Or are you simply trying to maintain the maximum allotment you can qualify for?

Because of all yer bitching I submitted a letter with my actual hours.


I'm receiving significantly less in financial aid for school this year, so I'm pretty sure it'll even out that way.

We'll see!

[Bardalicious]

Because of all yer bitching I submitted a letter with my actual hours.


I'm receiving significantly less in financial aid for school this year, so I'm pretty sure it'll even out that way.

We'll see!

I'm glad I could impact your life through RnF to make you a better person. I won't even charge this time.

[Autotune]

Because of all yer bitching I submitted a letter with my actual hours.


I'm receiving significantly less in financial aid for school this year, so I'm pretty sure it'll even out that way.

We'll see!

well you could have turned it in with false information and have been fined/arrested and been forced to withdraw from a semester and have to spend more time/money getting your life back on track.

in the end, you did the right thing.

[EvilMallet]

I'm glad I could impact your life through RnF to make you a better person. I won't even charge this time.

snickered Bardalicious, hands clasped in joy as he stared at his 98 Windows computer. "More EBTs for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Shannacore]

well you could have turned it in with false information and have been fined/arrested and been forced to withdraw from a semester and have to spend more time/money getting your life back on track.

in the end, you did the right thing.

Unless someone from these forums tattled, I highly doubt they would ever look into me reporting 27 hours a week instead of 28.

Whatevvvvvssss.

[Ripcord]

Fuck that even your boss said just write something .. when I had a court ordered alcohol class I had a buddy say I made 5 bucks an hour so that I could pay the min per class on the sliding scale. Fuck the gov mismanagement you need to eat and that's an arbitrary cut off anyway. These nerds just argue anything and everything

[Shannacore]

In honor of todays discussion I'll be heading to the Farmers Market right after work.

[Bardalicious]

snickered Bardalicious, hands clasped in joy as he stared at his 98 Windows computer. "More EBTs for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

IDK what the fuck that's all about, are you trying to call me high class or something? I'm kicking it from Windows 3.1 with the rest of the average joes.

[Bardalicious]

I had a court ordered alcohol class

That's all I heard, LOL. Perhaps taking advice from an admitted drunk isn't in your best interest. Just sayin'

[EvilMallet]

IDK what the fuck that's all about, are you trying to call me high class or something? I'm kicking it from Windows 3.1 with the rest of the average joes.

What, in any of that sentence, suggested you were high class?

[Bardalicious]

What, in any of that sentence, suggested you were high class?

And it's at this point where the intelligence required to grasp a simple joke had escaped EvilMallet entirely.

[Shannacore]

http://i52.tinypic.com/97my36.jpg

It's called a FIESTA CARD, maybe I should throw a party with it? idk.

[Autotune]

Unless someone from these forums tattled, I highly doubt they would ever look into me reporting 27 hours a week instead of 28.

Whatevvvvvssss.

never really know unless it happens.


Wonder how many "i highly doubts" have turned into... shouldn't have done that.

[Ripcord]

I was 20 at the time it was a bs ruling to create additional $ and justify the shitty programs existence

[Bardalicious]

It's called a FIESTA CARD, maybe I should throw a party with it? idk.

For sure. I'll cash my unemployment checks to stock up on 99 Blackberries and be on my way.

[EvilMallet]

And it's at this point where the intelligence required to grasp a simple joke had escaped EvilMallet entirely.

k

[Shannacore]

For sure. I'll cash my unemployment checks to stock up on 99 Blackberries and be on my way.

The 99 line is severely delicious.

'Cept the banana one.

[Bardalicious]

The 99 line is severely delicious.


Pretty much despise vodka of any kind but the occasional 99 cherries + coke, 99 blackberries + 7up, or 99 applies + squirt is acceptable drinking practice.

[Bardalicious]

'Cept the banana one.

99 bananas
starbucks cream liqueur
half and half

is a somewhat tasty version of banana cream pie

[Prince]

how can u despise vodka, it's pretty much made to have as little taste as possible

[Prince]

its like hating the water of liquors

[Bardalicious]

how can u despise vodka, it's pretty much made to have as little taste as possible

More of a psychological thing I'm sure after having become severely sick from drinking it of course. It just doesn't do it for me. Scotch has a much better flavor in my opinion. If you're out to get drunk without tasting the alcohol, power to you I guess.

[Bardalicious]

Oh and btw, no vodka "tastes like water". It's still alcohol, thus still tasting like alcohol.

The majority of vodka snobs wouldn't know the difference between a bottle of grey goose or a bottle of grey goose filled with gordons tbh.

[Hasbinbad]

irl i saw a professional vodka taste tester fail 4 out of 5 times testing grey goose vs some rotgut vodka which had been passed through a home made charcoal filter 3 times

[Stibe]

Oh and btw, no vodka "tastes like water". It's still alcohol, thus still tasting like alcohol.

The majority of vodka snobs wouldn't know the difference between a bottle of grey goose or a bottle of grey goose filled with gordons tbh.

I do.


And tralina, thanks to your internet attention whorery, I know your name, your local welfare office, and where to send an annon tip to for fraud. ;)

[Bardalicious]

irl i saw a professional vodka taste tester fail 4 out of 5 times testing grey goose vs some rotgut vodka which had been passed through a home made charcoal filter 3 times

Sounds about right to me.

[Stibe]

irl i saw a professional vodka taste tester fail 4 out of 5 times testing grey goose vs some rotgut vodka which had been passed through a home made charcoal filter 3 times

this is true. Filtering shit vodka makes it better.

[Shannacore]

I do.


And tralina, thanks to your internet attention whorery, I know your name, your local welfare office, and where to send an annon tip to for fraud. ;)

You must have skipped the majority of the thread, including the post where I stated I submitted an accurate letter.

[Stibe]

You must have skipped the majority of the thread, including the post where I stated I submitted an accurate letter.

Like im gonna go through 19 pages of this crap. lol

[Shannacore]

Like im gonna go through 19 pages of this crap. lol

Should probs get your facts straight before you go making threats.

[wrxBRAH]

The implication being that because she's getting food stamps for 200$ a month that some other poor bastard is starving? I mean seriously it's not like those people would have issues getting food stamps if they are looking to pick up some grub in a shelter. Also lying about 12$ to get 200$ a month in food sounds pretty smart to me.

I have no intention of working in a shelter though. I don't care about poor people or whether or not they starve. My heart bleeds for no one. I am just saying in the grand scheme of things people "stealing" food stamps from the government is insignificant as all hell. The government is going to take way more than that from her the first YEAR she has a real job and spend it on bullets to kill brown people or on keeping some near invalid old person alive another 2 months to poop themselves in a bed for the greater good of society... Srsly. Why do you people give a fuck?

I cant argue with that flawless logic. lol...

[Spud]

how can u despise vodka, it's pretty much made to have as little taste as possible

its like hating the water of liquors

I can't believe I'm quoting the guy with worst punctuation skills on the entire internet but I totally agree.

I basically only drank Vodka in college untill I turned 21 because it was so hard to find beer.

Tequila on the other hand, gross.

[Stibe]

Should probs get your facts straight before you go making threats.

Yes, I was totally going to send some anon letter to a welfare office because some lazy whore on the internet doesnt want to pay for food. :rolleyes:

[Shannacore]

Yes, I was totally going to send some anon letter to a welfare office because some lazy whore on the internet doesnt want to pay for food. :rolleyes:

I wouldn't put it past you!

[wrxBRAH]

If you want to make extra cash, you can get into flipping items from craigslist. I dont even care if you report the extra income. Certainly seems feasible with the time you spend on the intranets.

P.S. good job on not lying and getting arrested for fraud.

[Chanur]

She's working and in college I don't really mind that she is getting food stamps. Could she be doing more for herself? You bet, would I be getting food stamps, likely not. I would rather the money go to her than some of the people around here that make no effort to better themselves at all.

[johnny ringo]

here's a thought: if you weren't (illegally) receiving food stamps then perhaps you wouldn't be stuffing your gullet on the reg which could lead to you losing some fucking weight so you won't have to spend your life pandering to a bunch of lowlife shitheads on the internet to boost your critically low self-esteem.

[Slathar]

im going to apply for food stamps and if accepted ill waltz into whole foods and buy the most expensive seafood imaginable and pay with them for the lulz. then ill masturbate bc i trolled the government.

[jarshale]

Nobody is worthy of receiving stolen goods, which is what tax dollars are.

Yeah fuck tax funding. I dont need highways or police or a fire department or public school. Socialism is killing this country.

[Bodeanicus]

LOL You are obviously ABLE to work. You are obviously able to come on here ranting of your drunken stupors. Then you want to realize that instead of working more, or getting a 2nd job you just want to lie and steal from the government because you just can't stop suckin the tit.

Whatever dude, and yes people that NEED government assistance I support getting it. People just too fucking lazy to get a job or work the required hours to support themselves are pathetic.

Says the the holier-than-thou faggot who is completely and totally on the government tit. Oh, I forgot, you're a "soldier." You "deserve" it.

[Bodeanicus]

Work 60+ hrs in the Army while attending full-time civilian Nursing school. Cry me a river dogs.

Pay for your own medical, dental, housing, and food, you fucking parasite.

[EkireiTheNecro]

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

LOL.

Around here the bodegas are always getting fined for selling people smokes and beer with foodstamps.

One of em got shut down like 2 months back for buying "Benefit Cards" for about 1/2 their value -- then using the cards themselves at other stores.

If you're unaware "food stamps" are no longer pieces of paper -- you get a fucking credit card that you just swipe.

[Littlegyno]

Pay for your own medical, dental, housing, and food, you fucking parasite.

Someones mad brew. Why u so mad

[EkireiTheNecro]

I don't pay for television, my mother is nice enough to pay for my phone while I'm in school, and internets is kind of a necessity when you're a student. I'm on the cheapest internet plan possible (Up to 1.5MB download speed!!!!). Believe me, I've cut down on my bills as much as possible. I just work a shitty job with limited hours because of school.

Ah, college life.

You can't even live on minimum wage -- not where I live at least.

40 hours a week will just barely be enough to pay for rent and monthly food expenses. And that's the irony of it all.

The people who work are the people who SHOULD be eligible for government help; but they're the least likely to get it.

When I was basically homeless a few years back, staying at friends places, me and another dude (both white males in our mid 20s) went down to social services -- we were both denied any benefits - they wouldn't even give us food stamps.

We were the only 2 white people in the place -- and the black bitch at the booth next to me, with 4 screaming kids that she wasn't even watching -- was handed $1000 ***cash***

[EkireiTheNecro]

This one bitch I lived with was living in a ***3 bedroom apartment*** by herself. Me and my girlfriend moved in. As well as my buddy (the one I went to the welfare store with) and his girlfriend too.

All government paid -- heat / hot water paid for -- telephone service payed for -- $100 / week Benefit Card (food stamps) -- and $500 a month **CASH**

All that went to the person on welfare but we all reaped the benefits. We had 4 people living there working 30-40 hours a week, and none of us ever had to pay rent, electricity, heat, hot water or food.

Only way to live folks!

[EkireiTheNecro]

omg dude, does it not piss you off that you work and pay a shit load of taxes just so people can mooch off the system that are just as capable of working as everyone else???

Perhaps YOU'RE the 16 year old that's never gotten a check and see just how much taxes are taken out.

And fuck yeah....I've been working FULL TIME since I was 15 years old in high school.

I more that paid for any social service benefits that I've ever gotten.

That's the joke of it....I'm gonna get denied ALL SERVICES, while some ****** who hasn't worked a day in the last 10 years is sittin home drinkin 40s and smokin dutches all day.

I lived in the ghetto for like 2 years -- the above describes basically every apartment in the complex I lived in.

[EkireiTheNecro]

Lmao Fail

http://i52.tinypic.com/2mwi9a0.jpg

LOOK!!!! I think he's made a fresh kill !!!!

[Glitch]

$500 a month **CASH**


was handed $1000 ***cash***


**CASH**: New p99 forum meme starting NOW

[Bardalicious]

**CASH**: New p99 forum meme starting NOW

I liked the part of that crazy Jap video where she shot rainbows out of her asshole. Why couldn't your sig be about that instead?

[Ennoia]

Can you buy cigarettes and 40s with food stamps?

You can at 7-11 on Willow street!

[Bodeanicus]

No one is handed *cash* at social services. Bullshit.