No poors thread

[Smoofers]

To post in this thread you must have a net worth of at least 1 million platinum on a single character. For no drop items, you can count 70% of the most recent loot rights amount posted in the forums.

Introduce yourself, post your highest per-character net worth, any upcoming purchases, and any funny stories you have about poor toons.

[Smoofers]

I think it goes without saying that dial-a-port need not post in here.

[Jimjam]

I got a half elf cleric, 100 million pp worth in illicit character trades.

[shovelquest]

Somesay the warrior skarlon is out in OOT pickpocketing to this day.

[Trexller]

Smoofers this thread could have been epically amazing

but you had to make it about everquest platinum

[Ciderpress]

Big ticket items have nearly arbitrary plat values so i'm skeptical of this whole exercise

aow legs aren't worth 900k. maybe like 400 tops assuming 1k per dkp exchange rate in a typical guild.

[Reiwa]

Somesay the warrior skarlon is out in OOT pickpocketing to this day.

Borgnach

[kjs86z2]

if your "net worth" on p99 is higher than RL you're doing it wrong

[Smoofers]

Big ticket items have nearly arbitrary plat values so i'm skeptical of this whole exercise

aow legs aren't worth 900k. maybe like 400 tops assuming 1k per dkp exchange rate in a typical guild.

Poor player detected

[spoil]

I doubt that.

[shovelquest]

I have like 1000 USD in krono.

[atomicpaul]

i'm rich in spirit and blessed in real life, consistently broke in-game, as the lord intended

[WarpathEQ]

1 million plat net worth isn't even a real hurdle, anyone who has raided for more than like 60 days likely has acquired north of 1 million plat worth of gear. That's only like 1.5 BIS items in most cases.

[Ciderpress]

Poor player detected

Hey you're the one who thinks 1mil plat is a lot when it's like dental hygienist rich in eq terms

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I have so much pp not even SOW will get my trader to move. I also cast SOW pots on cooldown and every one is hand crafted using free range, non GMO lichen.

I have a 4-digit credit score irl and ig

[Lune]

I've given away all my shit too many times

[michelada]

Can someone spot me so I can post

[magnetaress]

All platinum exists within the mind.