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CrazyPro
03-17-2025, 05:40 PM
The only acceptable way to play P99 is as an ogre. All of you nubz are playing the game INCORRECTLY. Reroll ogre and play the game as Brad intended. Any class that can't be an ogre isn't necessary to play the game, dare I say they're all POOP and made for cowards who are too scared to get up close and personal. Play an ogre and you can 1 hit kill everything with your HUGE hulk muscles.

Let's clear up one of the major misconceptions around ogres:

"Ogres are FAT and ugly and have diabetes!" just plain WRONG!
I rolled an ogre and my doctor said I was morbidly a BEAST.
Ogres are very physically fit and strong, I am currently on a low-fat diet, I only eat 10 gnomes a day instead of 20, here's my progress:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878348299399209000/1351306186682662932/image.png?ex=67d9e574&is=67d893f4&hm=4a3b802b7ae3f6d0c5abd66f8785dfb8b8576b5085b4d63 f1456b173ec1c52ac&
I bet you're jealous and already drooling at the thought of playing as a beautiful and STRONG ogre! Now, now! Settle down there, kids! If you're gonna reroll ogre you NEED to do it CORRECTLY!

The only CORRECT way to play an ogre is to pick Rallos Zek as your deity. This is very important. All other gods are weak and for stupid weakling elves who think being nice to people will get them phat lewtz and BIG exp, which is WRONG!!!
you have to KILL things for exp and the only way to do that is by SMACKING THINGS REALLY HARD AS AN OGRE! everyone knows this stop playing the game wrong don't be bad be good be an ogre ok thanks bye

anyways guys thanks for attending my TED talk

reroll ogre
Sadre Spinegnawer
03-17-2025, 05:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/To7FMHl.jpg
Trexller
03-17-2025, 06:15 PM
try the hero's journey

you can be an ogre war cleric rogue and backstab from the front
DeathsSilkyMist
03-17-2025, 11:52 PM
I rolled an ogre and my doctor said I was morbidly a BEAST.


This doctor is correct.

I appreciate the representation of Ogre Druids in your sigature as well.
CrazyPro
03-18-2025, 03:16 AM
This doctor is correct.

I appreciate the representation of Ogre Druids in your sigature as well.

Grats on 6,969 posts.
Duik
03-18-2025, 08:53 AM
Grats on 6,969 posts.

The irony is if that was your last post, you would have been on 69 if you didn't post that.
Duik
03-18-2025, 08:54 AM
Damnit! This is rnf.

Stupidsonovabitcharsedpunkfacedbitch!
kjs86z2
03-18-2025, 11:24 AM
Grats on 6,969 posts.

DSM should lock himself in RNF to keep that
shovelquest
03-18-2025, 12:38 PM
I rolled an ogre and my doctor said I was morbidly a BEAST.

sig worthy.
DeathsSilkyMist
03-18-2025, 04:36 PM
DSM should lock himself in RNF to keep that

It is tempting. Or ill set a new goal to post 69696 times!
Jimjam
03-18-2025, 04:41 PM
I recently rerolled my halfling warrior to halfling ogre. The increase in str and sta was well worth it and my character is held in highest esteem by Rivervale’s deputies.
wuanahto
03-18-2025, 08:57 PM
i tried but nah, i cannot focus on any one alt anymore and i vastly prefer the regen iksar and trolls offer for their classes for whenever i feel like playing at 5am

but on blue fuckyeahmothercfucker back in the day i was all about shadowknight tanking and casting through everything with everything on any i got bored typing
NopeNopeNopeNope
03-18-2025, 09:49 PM
I remember watching an Ogre SK in <castle>’s YouTube video of P99 on his ogre back in the day. Looked fun, not sure if it’s this person, probably someone else, was I think at least a year or 2 ago
CrazyPro
03-18-2025, 11:06 PM
I remember watching an Ogre SK in <castle>’s YouTube video of P99 on his ogre back in the day. Looked fun, not sure if it’s this person, probably someone else, was I think at least a year or 2 ago

Yup that's me.
NopeNopeNopeNope
03-18-2025, 11:33 PM
Yup that's me.

Hey, small world

Yea if I recall it was you soloing a quest, def pre-60 back then though. I was trying to decide if I wanted to make a SK alt so I was looking for vids of them
CrazyPro
03-19-2025, 12:46 AM
Hey, small world

Yea if I recall it was you soloing a quest, def pre-60 back then though. I was trying to decide if I wanted to make a SK alt so I was looking for vids of them

I have a video of me soloing Terrorantula at level 50.
Nedala
03-19-2025, 06:09 AM
rerolling ogre echanter now. thx.
kjs86z2
03-19-2025, 09:05 AM
gnome war bis
Swish
03-19-2025, 10:43 PM
Play EQ2 and be an ogre wizard...wow.
tycohunden
03-22-2025, 12:48 PM
in every ogre belly there is a gnome calling the shots
Ciderpress
03-23-2025, 09:09 AM
ogres feel way too slow early game its like walking in molassas even though its technically the same speed everyone else runs

Also all their armor graphics look like dogshit sorry :(
Ciderpress
03-23-2025, 09:11 AM
shamans are obviously meant to be barbarians as per the lore thats why shaman pets are wolves and not weird swamp creatures.
DeathsSilkyMist
03-23-2025, 12:45 PM
shamans are obviously meant to be barbarians as per the lore thats why shaman pets are wolves and not weird swamp creatures.

Sounds like someone rolled Barbarian and is regretting it.
Ciderpress
03-23-2025, 01:57 PM
Sounds like someone rolled Barbarian and is regretting it.

Well hey obviously I wish I had frontal stun immunity AND troll regen. But I'd rather look good.

(cheat code: just get a guise early enough on the server and then you can be ogre sham and look cool as hell)
DeathsSilkyMist
03-23-2025, 02:02 PM
Well hey obviously I wish I had frontal stun immunity AND troll regen. But I'd rather look good.

(cheat code: just get a guise early enough on the server and then you can be ogre sham and look cool as hell)

Guise cool. I honestly wish a guised Ogre would still scratch their butts as a Dark Elf. Old habits die hard.