Let me just hit the bank...

[Malykor]

It's 2025. Why don't you have a tunnel mule yet?

Your money is not safer in the bank. It's a waste of everyone's time to make that trip, especially for things that are 300p.

Please make tunnel mules. Level 5 bards with selos are the move.

[Ekco]

Your money is not safer in the bank.

true that, i stash my plat by a tree in lesser faydark.

[Elizondo]

It's 2025. Why don't you have a tunnel mule yet?

Your money is not safer in the bank. It's a waste of everyone's time to make that trip, especially for things that are 300p.

Please make tunnel mules. Level 5 bards with selos are the move.

Get over yourself

[Hellsvalor]

100% agree with OP

[Ciderpress]

Because then you have to transfer everything you buy with your mule to whichever character it's going to, and you also have to transfer everything you're going to sell to your mule via other people. And you have to swap toons just to make a transaction. Fuck all that.

[Hellsvalor]

ya'll are just bums and don't make expensive purchases - try walking from freeport with 100k+ - #GoodPlayersUseMules

[Ekco]

walking

i sold so much raid loot i pay people to carry me to freeport. #nopoors

[Izenic]

Please make tunnel mules. Level 5 bards with selos are the move.

Put jboots on your mules you poors.

[Rygar]

Is "would you accept 2k instead of 3k firm?" or "do you accept trades?" any less annoying?

[Jimjam]

Is "would you accept 2k instead of 3k firm?" or "do you accept trades?" any less annoying?

I like to lowball people and then give most of the discount they conceded back as a tip

[Swish]

It's 2025. Why don't you have a tunnel mule yet?

Your money is not safer in the bank. It's a waste of everyone's time to make that trip, especially for things that are 300p.

Please make tunnel mules. Level 5 bards with selos are the move.

How about you move to the EC zone line while they're headed to the bank? Obviously that extra 2 minutes without the plat in your inventory means a lot.

[shovelquest]

This is a real physical world. Mules don't exist.

[one3eight]

Level that bard to 51 and slap a Selo's Drum on it to waste even less of everyones time

[Reiwa]

Level that bard to 51 and slap a Selo's Drum on it to waste even less of everyones time

Everyone elses time 🙃

[Cecily]

This is a real physical world. Mules don't exist.
There's actual reason to believe it's a simulation.

[shovelquest]

There's actual reason to believe it's a simulation.

Sounds like something a gnome would say!

[Ekco]

There's actual reason to believe it's a simulation.

In quantum mechanics, "self-repairing code" refers to a type of quantum error correction code that can automatically detect and correct errors within a quantum system without requiring external intervention, essentially allowing the system to "heal" itself from disruptions caused by noise or decoherence; this is often achieved through specific code structures that leverage the properties of quantum entanglement and topology

https://imgur.com/a/JzRYhq5
they've known for a long, long time.

[Ekco]

https://imgur.com/a/JzRYhq5

fuckin WHY no edit button WHY

[Ekco]

https://imgur.com/a/JzRYhq5
fuckin WHY no edit button WHY

https://i.imgur.com/yjR0x32.jpeg

[briefs]

Is "would you accept 2k instead of 3k firm?" or "do you accept trades?" any less annoying?

Recently offered someone 8+ items for a fishbone earring that would have been of equal value in PP.

Out here tryna get by bro

[Duik]

3k OR trades considered would open up that option.
Some dont like a pile a shit instead of liquid cash.

Wasted thread space. 1/10 rating for the entire thread.

[Ekco]

3k OR trades considered would open up that option.
Some dont like a pile a shit instead of liquid cash.

Wasted thread space. 1/10 rating for the entire thread.

someone back when people actually played still had a business model of just buying everyone's bullshit in EC and reselling it like a pawnshop, made bucko elf bucks

[Ekco]

also mad, Duik is very very mad.

why mad Duik.

xzpndHtdl9A

[red_demonman]

Also stop making mules that look like they rolled out of character creation, people aren't going to take you seriously in your *Dusty Tunic.

[shovelquest]

Nothing in this life or any other is, firm.

Hope this helps.

[Twochain]

I support this post.

[Vexenu]

Also stop making mules that look like they rolled out of character creation, people aren't going to take you seriously in your *Dusty Tunic.
I miss the old days of the server when having a decked out tunnel mule was de rigueur for all established players. There were multiple smiths selling custom dyed fine plate expressly for this purpose. If your mule was not stylishly equipped, you were regarded as a newb, or at least as some sort of pauper to be pitied. Trading in EC on a naked mule was as gauche and unthinkable as appearing nude IRL at your neighbor's dinner party. Some even went to the next level and filled all of their non-visible slots as well, just as a flex. Gearing out a tunnel mule was the P99 version of conspicuous consumption, like buying a sports car you don't even bother to drive, just because you can. Hell, I remember sticking a Blued Two-Handed Hammer on my mule, just because they were rare and no one else had one. Good times.

[shovelquest]

necro/mage mule with epic.

[Reiwa]

necro/mage mule with epic.

I have to think even blue99 would drawn the line at getting a necro epic for a trader

[Duik]

someone back when people actually played still had a business model of just buying everyone's bullshit in EC and reselling it like a pawnshop, made bucko elf bucks

That may be true. More power to them!
That is not the issue here.

This is about some autist who cant understand that not everyone lives and breathes EC tunnel quest. They do not care if they are wasting your time. Because they think YOU are wasting your time tunnel questing.

Mule it up tunnel boy. Dont expect everyone to do the same.

But do have the 3kpp on you if you are seriously about to buy a <thing-a-ma-jig>.

[Ekco]

This is about some autist who cant understand that not everyone lives and breathes EC tunnel quest.

my EC mule was a lvl 52 female HIE Paladin with a Craslith off Yelinak and Dar Brood shroud off Zlandi that never saw a vox/naggy raid, not living and breathing FashionQuest is not something i can comprehend
https://i.imgur.com/MkeFWJI.png

[Jabober]

Whenever I go shopping I usually just bring some plat on my Druid and lurk in the tunnels or discord until I see something I want while I eat or watch random stuff on YouTube.

[shovelquest]

do people still die if they step off that little corner of the tunnel entrance wrong while holding too much platinum?

[Ciderpress]

do people still die if they step off that little corner of the tunnel entrance wrong while holding too much platinum?

Yes though it's rarer now. Lev pots ftw.

[Duik]

Yes though it's rarer now. Lev pots ftw.

Money is the root of all Levi.

[wuanahto]

went through the entire thread and not one "shits classic" or some variant of it

[Ekco]

went through the entire thread and not one "shits classic" or some variant of it

be the change you want to see in the world.

[shovelquest]

Did you know on Rallos Zek Kelethin was the EC tunnel equivalent for that server? And yes it was a PITA for dark races.

[Ekco]

Fennin had faymart for awhile, going back in forth on the boat between EC and Gfay for profit was prolly actually worth it

[Ekco]

as a noob i mean, like getting enough plat for a combine sword or someshit

[Elizondo]

Came back to laugh at the sheer arrogance and gall of the OP

There is other food in life besides pizza