I just bought Blade for $12.99(The movie)

[NachtMystium]

Where my erudites at

[Eisai]

That line about kunark in Me, myself, and Irene is my favorite!

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/puM9TJG.png

That's weird, I thought it was about vampires.

[Eisai]

Need amnesty day.

Free DMoO!

/stirshit

[NachtMystium]

Some mothafuckaz are always tryin to iceskate uphill

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Nobody will ever be able to do Blade like Wesley Snipes although I’m sure they’ll try

Wesley was like a 5th degree black belt in Karate before he became an action star, which is why his fight scene choreography in Blade was so well done

Bruce Lee was my original inspiration to go to black belt 3rd degree in TKD, but I always also always looked up to Wesley too. Dude was legit

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

And that Vampire rave track at the beginning was pure electricity at the time. Just heard a remix of that on an edm channel actually

[Ekco]

Blade sucked.

i mean if you want to get into like a scene being good then at some point we're going like "Yeah that second Matrix movie was okay" and that's not a conversation we can have.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Blade sucked.

i mean if you want to get into like a scene being good then at some point we're going like "Yeah that second Matrix movie was okay" and that's not a conversation we can have.

For a comic book movie, especially at that time when we weren’t deep in the pit of comic book movie fatigue like we are now, it was more than adequate

And I barely remember the second Matrix. That the one with the CGI-fest 1000 Mr Smith’s fight where Neo is sometimes bending at spots like he’s made of rubber?

Or the one with those ridiculous ghost bro’s where Neo gives some girl orgasm cake where I’m wondering if I’m watching some live action hentai plotline

[Ekco]

the matrix 2 is 5 minutes long car chase and blade has a crystal method music in it

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all that other nonsense is typical capeshit enjoyer nonsense and why everything sucks today.

[Ekco]

>blade has a crystal method music in it
music video*

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

the matrix 2 is 5 minutes long car chase and blade has a crystal method music in it

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all that other nonsense is typical capeshit enjoyer nonsense and why everything sucks today.

Don’t have time to watch it atm, don’t remember it other than remembering I used to love Crystal Method :)

I personally think everything sucks today because this most recent generation of writers were talentless hacks who had their feelings coddled rather than actual criticism their entire lives. This resulted in shit writing almost across the board, not just in superhero movies. Not even just in visual medium. But that’s only my opinion, who can know for sure

[Swish]

Hollywood is on life support. Covid didn't help.

[Ekco]

Hollywood is on life support. Covid didn't help.

https://i.imgur.com/lI00Ksu.gif

I don't even care about the woke/sjw fight that this is usually framed as. I'm just tired of having to exclusively watch stuff made in the 70s/80s/90s or foreign adaptations with English subs (Chinese Three-Body vs Netflix Three Body Problem) to avoid the torture of having to watch Michael Bay lens flared capeshit with scripts so bad even an AI wouldn't hallucinate them into existence.