The 11,000,000p Monk

[hagglebaby]

I remember it like it was yesterday. October 25th, 2019. Launch day for green99. I still had a job at that point so I couldn't start the server with everyone else but right after my shift I drove home and logged in. Rolled a human monk. I got lvl 2 in west freeport and then decided to take the boat to Faydwer and check out the crushbone scene.

When I got there I started asking around for groups, and i'll never forget this.... a player named Yamsack replied to me saying, "cb fr lvl 5+ GTFO"

I actually deleted my char and decided I didn't actually want to be a part of this community. But something had been ignited inside me. Probably a combination of anger and competitiveness. I resolved to prove him wrong and not just prove him wrong, but prove him really wrong. I hatched a plan. My plan was to actually make as much pp and gather as many resources as possible. Eventually, when I had enough resources, I would twink the ultimate monk and return to crushbone at lvl 1 to dominate. Well my friends, that day has come.

Considering 1 DKP ~ 1pp conversion, I have accumulated just north of 11,000,000pp equipment and items for my monk. Think it's not possible? I'll just say this: you can do a lot of shit in 5 years time. CoS selling at 50k a piece now? Yea that was me. Holgresh Elder Beads almost at a milly? Also me. I won't bother to put my name here as I have had many names in the past 5 years but chances are that you have overpaid me for an item and under-collected when I bought from you. And if not directly, then your Ice giant money has indirectly funneled up to me because I'm at the top of the green99 tunnel food chain. I'm here to apologize for my greed but also to explain my origin story in the hopes that you can understand why you are paying 47.5k for a Circlet of Shadow.

Oh and also Yamsack, this one's for you:

cb fr lvl1+ GTFO

bitch

[BigChief]

Have you ever touched a bewb?

[shovelquest]

Have you ever touched a bewb?

Found the Yamsak :o

[Cecily]

Inspiring what someone can do with a little inferiority complex and a whole lot of narcissistic rage over 5 years.

[Duik]

Waiting for the...
I drove the prices up and now my 11 million pp is only worth 8million.
Bitch.

[shovelquest]

OP is the GOAT!

[Duik]

Generic Ordinary Average Twat?

[azeth]

If you don't have warder loot on blue then I don't know what to tell you to make you feel accomplished and better

[Rygar]

All you whiny bitches that come here to rip on OP are just little bitches, he made the ultimate flex by executing a 5yr revenge plan. Have you ever dedicated yourself so much to a cause? I'm not talking about masterbating with your offhand, but something that takes 8hr+ a day dedication.

I wish you all had that drive of OP, most of you have gotten lazy and quit after less than a year at something. Learn to grow a set like OP and buy his Circlet of Shadow, maybe then you can sniff his crotch and enjoy the flavor.

Lick some dick ladies.

[shovelquest]

Grats OP on stomping the guts out of the ghost of Yamsak and crushing his lil D

[shovelquest]

OP showing off his loot 5 years later

https://i.imgur.com/GeCDnUd.png

[hagglebaby]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.

[Duik]

Genius.

[Jimjam]

I also lose my job and throw best part of a decade of my life just to get payback in an extinct video against someone that doesn’t remember me or care who I am. That is when I’m fully actualised and reach out to strangers online for validation.

[Jimjam]

Op is100% Yamsack

[Duik]

OP showing off his LOST 5 years.

https://i.imgur.com/GeCDnUd.png

There, it's fixed.

[Toxigen]

2/10 low effort troll

get fucked op you're a shitter

[Smoofers]

show gear or GTFO

[Toxigen]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=395356

[hagglebaby]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=395356

I remember this! Possibly contributed to her leaving me. I didn’t get addicted by the way. I’m ok!!

[Duik]

Splendid linkage Tox.
2/10 is being generous.

[Castle2.0]

Ya, sure, ok, but how fast did you go 1-50?

[wuanahto]

i stopped reading at 'human'

[shovelquest]

Ya, sure, ok, but how fast did you go 1-50?

5 years... and 3 hours, 13 minutes, 52 seconds.

[Cecily]

I remember this! Possibly contributed to her leaving me. I didn’t get addicted by the way. I’m ok!!
How recent was the surgery?

[Lysander]

2/10 low effort troll

get fucked op you're a shitter

Seems like a pretty good troll to me. I chuckled multiple times recently. I'm sure you've seen teh state of RNF recently? It's pretty sad.

[hagglebaby]

How recent was the surgery?

A while back. The meds were just sitting around

[magnetaress]

Good jerb.

[hagglebaby]

Just smoked a centurion at lvl 1. Oh im gonna take my time with this one

[Sprawlz]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.


Flipping is fun and can be profitable, but sounds like you might have overcommitted to your endeavour.

I've made lots of pp on Blue back in 2017-2019 and have a massive amount of all kinds of legacy items that I never log in to look at. I don't think I've logged in P99 in the last 3 or 4 years at all. I'm not even sure how many manastones or beads I have exactly.

I made all that money flipping shit in EC just like you did, but...

During that time, I managed to
- Start a family
- Get two sons
- Get a new job
- Move to a country with S-tier education for my kids

[shovelquest]

Would like to see you down an orc centurion at level 1 wimp.

[captain]

Brazier of elemental summoning is usable at level one and doesn’t cost 11 million plat.

Probably wouldn’t have saved your family though, since you never pleased your wife anyways, she always faked it. Your children are better off not having you as a father figure on a constant basis either.

[hagglebaby]

Brazier of elemental summoning is usable at level one and doesn’t cost 11 million plat.

Probably wouldn’t have saved your family though, since you never pleased your wife anyways, she always faked it. Your children are better off not having you as a father figure on a constant basis either.

Damn bro that was uncalled for

[hagglebaby]

I would like to hear from Deathsilkymist itt. Consider this the bat signal

[Duik]

I would like to hear from Deathsilkymist itt. Consider this the batshit crazy signal

Fixed.

[Jimjam]

Judging from his profile, DSM has still been intermittently lurking in the forums, if not posting.

DSM, I hope you're doing well, pal <3

[BigChief]

Found the Yamsak :o

That sounds illegal, leave the poor Yam's balls alone.

[hagglebaby]

Yea I just used brazier of elemental summoning for the first time. I gotta admit it was a kick in the nuts. It’s much more effective than the gear/LRs I bought at lvl 1. I still killed a centurion at lvl 1 with the 11Mpp man but I had to run around and do weird shit. I suppose some of these efforts could have been tempered. I’ll need to reframe my origin story to myself

[PatChapp]

You can use the brazier til 14 in blackburrow,then pop a dragon tooth in sol a and be ~40 in a cpl days naked
Hope this helps

[Mojoz_Mon]

Personally.. I think instead of raging for 5 years over this you should have taken a deep breath... maybe made some bath tub babies and moved on with your "life" ... lol to take such a deep hatred for a old dead elf box... Get a hobby bro

[Viscere]

yall need jeysus

[hagglebaby]

Personally.. I think instead of raging for 5 years over this you should have taken a deep breath... maybe made some bath tub babies and moved on with your "life" ... lol to take such a deep hatred for a old dead elf box... Get a hobby bro

You’re acting like I have nothing to show for it. Maybe read the thread title again…

[Salaryman]

nice toxic comunity on these nerd pve servers

[arvidez]

salary = chains
salaryman = slave

[Duik]

Manbaby wastes time getting a revenge (that nobody cares about) and tries to justify it.
Deletes all chars at 11.

[hagglebaby]

Manbaby wastes time getting a revenge (that nobody cares about) and tries to justify it.
Deletes all chars at 11.

I actually do like to keep my chars around 11 but I don’t delete I level up and then delevel them because I think that’s when grouping is really fun. Studying the intricacies of crushbone through the eyes of several classes in several different group compositions…this is something you will never understand

[Duik]

Yes, because you are the only one who studies the intricacies of this game and Crushbone is so difficult to figure out.
Assuming everything you have said is true, (doubtful) you should just work on becoming an adult.
Or, if it is (as I suspect) a load of crap you could learn to spin a more believable tale of woe.

[Mojoz_Mon]

You’re acting like I have nothing to show for it. Maybe read the thread title again…

That you destroyed your life to get back at some nerd to was mean.. GG OP.. Here is your BIG PAT on the back continue on sir, your doing gods work.

[Salaryman]

salary = chains
salaryman = slave

A chain can be used as a weapon, like the greek and roman mythological god of war Kratos and his Blades of Chaos, in mythology had used his chains to defeat his master athena.

And also like in the Quinten Tarontino movie: Django Reinhardt The Unchained: who took upon his chains to wield the Blades of Chaos with only 2 fingers and free himself from slavery and then go on tour with his jazz band across the USA.

So thats many examples of why im the number #1 PVPer in all of EverQuest History, but heres more proof, The Guardian Robe:

https://i.imgur.com/rAiYIzC.png

[Reiwa]

A chain can be used as a weapon, like the greek and roman mythological god of war Kratos and his Blades of Chaos, in mythology had used his chains to defeat his master athena.

And also like in the Quinten Tarontino movie: Django Reinhardt The Unchained: who took upon his chains to wield the Blades of Chaos with only 2 fingers and free himself from slavery and then go on tour with his jazz band across the USA.

So thats many examples of why im the number #1 PVPer in all of EverQuest History, but heres more proof, The Guardian Robe:

https://i.imgur.com/rAiYIzC.png

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/4/44/SC4_Short_Chain.gif

[Twochain]

Acceptable RNF thread OP.

u aint shit though, hope this helps

my full SS level 1 druid would have fuckin thumped ur shitty monk

[Duik]

Lemme get this straight, PvP stands for Pussy Vs Pussy right?

[OuterChimp]

This shit never happened on Teal.

[eisley]

I've made lots of pp on Blue back in 2017-2019 and have a massive amount of all kinds of legacy items that I never log in to look at. I don't think I've logged in P99 in the last 3 or 4 years at all. I'm not even sure how many manastones or beads I have exactly.

You too? I have one of the last Fungi staves and like 10 pairs of beads on blue but logging in is #effort

[BattleToad99]

I think it's Pike! (cool dude) F U Yamsack!

[Rager and Quitter]

I have to rest my penis on the toilet seat when I sit to poo because otherwise it touches the inside of the bowl or is like half submerged in the water. It's really not comfortable to poop with your dick flopping over the edge of the seat in front of you, but better than it being steeped in poo water for like 15 minutes while you pinch a loaf.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.

Anyone marrying your middle aged wife saddled with her 2 kids is probably only doing it for appearances sake

I’d give a go at that stepdad whose package you’ve been thinking about if I were you. Decent chance he might be secretly bi or gay and then you could steal him from the wife and get revenge that way

And if you want more of your kids just do what you do best and forget they exist. Kids love that. Be the cool friend parent and leave them alone with their iPad and when they get a little older say you don’t mind if they vape so long as they do it at the park or something. Your kids will want to be with you 24/7

I think some people in this thread thought this guy’s story was real

[shovelquest]

Martha Washington had 2 kids when she married the man that would win a revolutionary war against a global empire.

[Twochain]

Before you speak negatively of my achievements, let me tell you what this cost me. Over the past five years I lost my job, my wife, my kids, I lost everything that really matters in life. I still get to see my kids every other weekend but when I go to pick them up I usually have to see the guy who is now fucking my wife. He usually wears little shorts or light grey tights. Pretty sure he has a massive penis. Look im happy for her but all im saying is, before you extol or denigrate me, just think about me showing off my twinked out monk to my kids when they come over. I do little dances and cheers in the tunnel so they can see what I’ve accomplished. They don’t give a fuck they just want to go on their iPad and go to McDonald’s. Meanwhile my wife is probably getting juiced extra loud because the kids are out of the house.

I think everything worked out great for your wife

[Duik]

You get out what you put in.

Also as I mentioned before, I doubt the vercity of the tale.

If true OP, never breed again.

[Reiwa]

Martha Washington had 2 kids when she married the man that would win a revolutionary war against a global empire.

George Washington once uttered the salacious words, “Truly thou art a Nobel damsel for welcoming the seeds of my loins.”

[hagglebaby]

2/10 low effort troll

get fucked op you're a shitter


Judging by your banned status, it would appear you were the shitter

This thread is 100% legit by the way. As is everything that I post including me snorting my wife at the time’s old c sections meds. Most people just aren’t willing to admit both their triumphs and their failures. I really dgaf if people judge me because we’re all here together on page 7 of a vbulletin thread in a custom everquest server forum

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Judging by your banned status, it would appear you were the shitter

This thread is 100% legit by the way. As is everything that I post including me snorting my wife at the time’s old c sections meds. Most people just aren’t willing to admit both their triumphs and their failures. I really dgaf if people judge me because we’re all here together on page 7 of a vbulletin thread in a custom everquest server forum

Haven’t quite done enough personal introspection to admit to being maybe a little gay or bi though yet huh?

I mean, I personally don’t eyeball dude’s crotches to try to see if their junk is as big as I imagine it to be. I don’t think many dude’s here have. That and the failed marriage, hmm. Maybe you and a therapist can start to connect some dots together sometime?

Nothing wrong with being gay or bi, mang. If I had to choose, for example, I’d rather be that than an opiate addict

[hagglebaby]

Haven’t quite done enough personal introspection to admit to being maybe a little gay or bi though yet huh?

I mean, I personally don’t eyeball dude’s crotches to try to see if their junk is as big as I imagine it to be. I don’t think many dude’s here have. That and the failed marriage, hmm. Maybe you and a therapist can start to connect some dots together sometime?

Nothing wrong with being gay or bi, mang. If I had to choose, for example, I’d rather be that than an opiate addict

Ok we get it. You think I might be “gay or bi.” Give it a rest

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Ok we get it. You think I might be “gay or bi.” Give it a rest

No **I** personally actually thought you were joking, about all of it

Until you insisted that you really “100% legit” went all “Dear Diary….” on an elf forum to anonymous strangers about your, what was it, fails and triumphs? With your triumph I’m assuming being farming millions upon millions of virtual worthless currency. And then asked people to not make fun of it

No can do, compadre. It was too easy of a layup. Stick to saying it was a joke

[hagglebaby]

No **I** personally actually thought you were joking, about all of it

Until you insisted that you really “100% legit” went all “Dear Diary….” on an elf forum to anonymous strangers about your, what was it, fails and triumphs? With your triumph I’m assuming being farming millions upon millions of virtual worthless currency. And then asked people to not make fun of it

No can do, compadre. It was too easy of a layup. Stick to saying it was a joke

I never said it was a joke…

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I never said it was a joke…

Right, I meant implying. Or saying from here out. It’s just a recommendation not a command; don’t let me stand in the way of your humiliation fetish from here out

[shovelquest]

22VmzX35pvM

OP just trying to play EQ in his garage lol

[arvidez]

nerds should be grinding poker

[hagglebaby]

22VmzX35pvM

OP just trying to play EQ in his garage lol

LMFAO

Hey bro are you gay or bi?

No im not

Your wife is getting fucked by a guy with a huge dick and you don’t care?

Yes I care

You’re gay or bi!

[Reiwa]

Technically, the large-dicked fellow is raising your offspring for you.

So which male is really doing brood parasitism here?

🙂

[Reiwa]

Although the calculus can change slightly on that if you are providing remuneration to your former mate.

I tend to side on it mattering not much at all in terms of the biological imperative, but feel free to disagree.

How bout them Yankees?

[hagglebaby]

Although the calculus can change slightly on that if you are providing remuneration to your former mate.

I tend to side on it mattering not much at all in terms of the biological imperative, but feel free to disagree.

How bout them Yankees?

You could argue my wife is practicing brood parasitism. Laying her eggs in this nest but then flying them to a different nest. I liked those eggs in our nest. I want those eggs back in our nest. I would consider uninstalling for my marriage back

[Reiwa]

You could argue my wife is practicing brood parasitism. Laying her eggs in this nest but then flying them to a different nest. I liked those eggs in our nest. I want those eggs back in our nest. I would consider uninstalling for my marriage back

Balderdash. Your wife is still caring for your eggs in the nest and I haven't seen you mention progeny of his own. You have already defeated the enemy you are jealous of.

Don't let emotion weaken your scientific understanding.

[Duik]

Reiwa is correct.
Your DNA will continue. Ole big dick does not appear to have a competing brood. Your DNA ftw.

Unless you believe (as I do) that raising children includes actually raising them. In this case you lose.

Good thing is you get to decide.
Shoot sperm, make babies then fuck off or dont be a fuckwit (in the first place) and remain part of the kids lives.

You've made your choice.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Jesus Christ, obligatory reminder that the OP has already wasted way too much thought and time he’ll never get back on the subject of the other dude’s dick. And unless he’s a peeping tom pervert (not ruling this out, he seems fairly odd), he has no actual confirmation on any of his weird slightly homoerotic fears

And obligatory reminder that the reason his wife left him has nothing to do with either of their dicks. Porn has clearly rotted this dude’s brain. Try taking a break for a while, man

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I would consider uninstalling for my marriage back

Probably too late for that

If you have to uninstall to have any semblance of healthy moderation that suggests you are an addict. And if you are an addict stopping that addiction for another person is a fool’s errand. People are fallible, people make mistakes, people hurt us. Your wife isn’t perfect and never was, she made mistakes too. Relationships are a two way street, no one is ever all the wrong in one. Doing something as difficult as giving up an addiction or even a hobby that is a big part of our identity shouldn’t rely on fallible other’s opinions

Do it for you, and only for you, first and foremost. Not for your wife, who you probably wouldn’t get back anyway because I’m sure there’s other reasons than that, but for yourself and your own future. Or else if you’re not an addict then moderate, if you think games are somehow impeding with your relationships

What Duik said about paths you have with your kids is right, I won’t bother commenting on that then

[Reiwa]

Probably he should just date sub-25 year olds with daddy issues until he figures it out.

Good advice in general.

[Ekco]

https://i.imgur.com/kai09Yk.jpeg

[hagglebaby]

I have an update guys

[Reiwa]

I have an update guys

You do? 🤤

[Nuggie]

Best RNF I've read in 10 years.

Do more good work, OP.

[hagglebaby]

I have an update guys

False alarm. She got my hopes up - she wanted to “meet somewhere and talk.” She just wanted to discuss divorce proceedings. She also mentioned her guy in the biker shorts hit it big on palantir stock so I basically have no chance now. Unless he gets so rich that he drops her ass and I can be there to scoop up the pieces. Fingers crossed fuck my life

WTS Fungi Tunic 50.5k p99 green

[Duik]

Replace palantir stock with buttcoin and it would have been believeable.

[Evia]

False alarm. She got my hopes up - she wanted to “meet somewhere and talk.” She just wanted to discuss divorce proceedings. She also mentioned her guy in the biker shorts hit it big on palantir stock so I basically have no chance now. Unless he gets so rich that he drops her ass and I can be there to scoop up the pieces. Fingers crossed fuck my life

WTS Fungi Tunic 50.5k p99 green

Bro don't "scoop up the pieces" collect any dignity you've got left and peace out. Even in the best case scenario she'll never respect you again. Just move on. Sorry for your loss, truly. I think that'd be a t9ugh pill for most to swallow.

[Swish]

If you were on P99 red you could have just got some levels, killed him and not spent 5 years making up this awful story.

[Old_PVP]

I still had a job at that point

This nerd has chosen unemployment for 5 years in order to play EQ.

Strong work elf pal - don't let the man get in the way of your 25 year old pixels!

Also, didn't read.

[Elijah850]

Inspiring what someone can do with a little inferiority complex and a whole lot of narcissistic rage over 5 years.

ROFL

[cd288]

What's more interesting to me about this thread is that there are a couple people in here who I think actually believe this is real

[Skarne]

state of the nation

[Reiwa]

How many kids did she ruin her body to give you?

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

What's more interesting to me about this thread is that there are a couple people in here who I think actually believe this is real

The OP really had posted years ago claiming he was stealing his wife’s narcotic-based meds to abuse them. This was easier to believe both because theft of prescribed narcotics within households are fairly common and the confession really wasn’t seeming to accomplish some ulterior motive like clout-chasing. So it seemed genuine at the time

So when that same person says I didn’t lie about that, I’m not lying about this repeatedly, I personally was more inclined to believe

As warped as his brain seems to be, I’ve been doing some skimming of Reddit to read the entertaining meltdowns over recent events that *cough* we don’t need to get into here. And an unhealthy obsession with personal looks and porn seems to be creating a “blackpilled” community that have used insecurity about their looks, height, and dick size as a convenient cop out to give up on themselves and finding love. Meaning as weird as the OP’s brain sounds, he’s not alone. Not nearly, at least according to most of the people-centered subreddits I had skimmed

Now he could be slipping truth in with the lies, but in the end he did fairly accurately model the “blackpilled bro” which seems to be a growing problem in society. So in the end it was a tiny bit more than entertaining for me

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

^
And the obvious main difference of the “blackpilled bro” and the “4chan incel” is that one has externalized (a series of) rejections into a hatred of women rather than have to do any personality self-reflection…and the other hasn’t

[shovelquest]

Why do we give everyone a pass except males?

[Duik]

Aww poor widdle boy.
Show me on this Tate doll where the gurl insulted/rejected your pee pee.

[shovelquest]

You're right, I will vote for trump, thanks for the advice Duik!

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Why do we give everyone a pass except males?

Some of the “manosphere” talking points aren’t very nuanced. For example, the rate of homelessness is higher in men than women because men don’t have the option of prostituting themselves for shelter, or at least not as easily. But having to give up that ass to someone you absolutely aren’t into and is often a domestic violence perp (the that would take in a homeless women) isn’t all that ideal to just being homeless. So that’s sort of a pick your poison scenario for women

And the rates of ending oneself in minecraft is higher in men because men tend to use firearms while women do pills. And the body is much better at protecting itself from pills than bullets. Just because the rate is higher does not = men have higher perceived distress. But the different rate is touted quite a lot

There are sometimes different expectations of men and women but that’s been the case for centuries and isn’t likely to change anytime soon

[Jimjam]

Use of fire arms and pills is just a good weekend, amirite?!

[shovelquest]

There are sometimes different expectations of men and women but that’s been the case for centuries and isn’t likely to change anytime soon

Women used to be property, and we changed that.

This is exactly my point. It's ridiculous. We're going to bend over backwards for literally everyone but 1 group? It's so dumb.

Duik is right I'm gonna pull myself up by my boostraps and join a heavily fascist movement.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Women used to be property, and we changed that.

This is exactly my point. It's ridiculous. We're going to bend over backwards for literally everyone but 1 group? It's so dumb.

Duik is right I'm gonna pull myself up by my boostraps and join a heavily fascist movement.

I don’t see much bending over backwards these days. Logistically it’s just not possible. Considering both categories involve millions upon millions of people, what can really can be done to give one group a leg up? Sure, there can and has been some big talk, but nothing that will actually help all those millions of people all at the same time

No you are pretty much on your own unless you have your own support system. And whether someone has one of those is more of a reflection of them and their own choices than anyone else’s

[hagglebaby]

I don’t see much bending over backwards these days. Logistically it’s just not possible. Considering both categories involve millions upon millions of people, what can really can be done to give one group a leg up? Sure, there can and has been some big talk, but nothing that will actually help all those millions of people all at the same time

No you are pretty much on your own unless you have your own support system. And whether someone has one of those is more of a reflection of them and their own choices than anyone else’s

What are you doing to this thread? I liked you better when you were calling me gay or bi

[Duik]

Nobody likes or rakes you seriously hagglebaby.
Except maybe d grade directors or phycholgists.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

What are you doing to this thread? I liked you better when you were calling me gay or bi

Well at first I was saying it is entirely possible that you have used your personal insecurities fueled by an unhealthy lifestyle as a convenient excuse to give up on yourself and the idea of a happy romantic life…with your (ex)wife or otherwise

Rather than the entire thing being a giant farce

Then after that I was responding to someone else. If you need it broken down and summarized, that’s my attempt

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

phycholgists.

It’s psikologist

[Duik]

Speeling is my strong poynt!

[Duik]

Desperately looking if a phycology is a fing...

[Duik]

The branch of botany that deals with algae.
The science of algæ, or seaweeds; algology.

Nailed it.

[Duik]

This story true/mostly true or what?

I'm leaning towards nopenopes thoughts of a truth weaved fantasy.
I.E he has the 11million pp monk but arrived there as a consequence of different circumstances.

Thoughts?

I know im going to deep dive into phycology while I drive around in my forklift picking shit up. And putting shit down.

I wont be able to kelp myself.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Ah well some ass (he drives like an ass, he came across as a nice guy) just plowed into my poor accident magnet of a truck on my way home, his fault

So I have unfortunately sort of lost interest in this because I will be playing phone tag and battling insurances while at work tomorrow, while trying to organize getting my truck to a body shop, for the second time this year

I swear to God drivers in my state are the worst. Like the actual worst we are way the F up there

[Eisai]

Should we start a thread where we share our most current vexing dilemma and rate each other's in categories such as 'believable/true', 'first world problem scale', 'fallout half-life', etc. Cause i could maybe hate to win if playing wouldn't kill me.

The only rule is login name must predate the second coming of Donald the Trump.

[Duik]

Well shit and fuck. And lolocaust at accident magnet.

I have been exceedingly lucky. Last thing that hit me was a fucking roo. Hit me from the side, nighttime and took the front nearside guard/door out. Scared the absolute shit outta me.

Locals say it was bound to happen eventually.

Sorry... it is true though. Luckily it didnt try to sit on my lap.

[Duik]

Should we start a thread where we share our most current vexing dilemma and rate each other's in categories such as 'believable/true', 'first world problem scale', 'fallout half-life', etc. Cause i could maybe hate to win if playing wouldn't kill me.

The only rule is login name must predate the second coming of Donald the Trump.

Sorry. I've currently got no earth shatteringly debilitating problems. Other than ive never earnt so much before the current job but feel my spending power has lessened. Same as most of us. Biggest problem if im pushed is not enuf free time to game. Woe is me.

[hagglebaby]

This story true/mostly true or what?

I'm leaning towards nopenopes thoughts of a truth weaved fantasy.
I.E he has the 11million pp monk but arrived there as a consequence of different circumstances.

Thoughts?

I know im going to deep dive into phycology while I drive around in my forklift picking shit up. And putting shit down.

I wont be able to kelp myself.

FWIW 100% true. Truth interwoven with more truth.so if you’re the kind of person to beat off to someone’s acts of folly, you have come to the right place.

On a side note, I’m starting to think uninstalling might have prevented a lot of my problems. I remember final fantasy 11 used to have a warning before playing - please do not forget your school, your work, your family or your friends.

I have had my fair share of problems with addiction in my life. not sure why p99 would be any different for me. Not quite ready yet, as I just got this monk to assume his ultimate form, but pretty soon I think I really need to uninstall and pick up what’s left of the pieces of my life

[Duik]

Sure thing bub.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Well shit and fuck. And lolocaust at accident magnet.

I have been exceedingly lucky. Last thing that hit me was a fucking roo. Hit me from the side, nighttime and took the front nearside guard/door out. Scared the absolute shit outta me.

Locals say it was bound to happen eventually.

Sorry... it is true though. Luckily it didnt try to sit on my lap.

Damn yeah that woulda been a jolt. I’m picturing that jacked roo I sent you a pic of, I bet those boys can really throw their body around and do some damage if they want

It wasn’t as bad as I expected battling insurance. It was a white dude with dreadlocks so at first I was like oh shit, he better have insurance. But we actually had the same plan. So when they called to “determine liability” I said look we were both in the same position. We both had to jam on the brakes because a fire truck was roaring down a side street and the guy in front of me jammed on his. I was able to stop without hitting him, the guy behind me wasn’t without hitting me. I’m not going to speculate on why, but I shouldn’t be responsible at all for this… and the insurance lady said his plan will be paying 100% of my repair and rental

So a decent ending other than now having the hassle of setting up the repair

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

FWIW 100% true. Truth interwoven with more truth.so if you’re the kind of person to beat off to someone’s acts of folly, you have come to the right place.

On a side note, I’m starting to think uninstalling might have prevented a lot of my problems. I remember final fantasy 11 used to have a warning before playing - please do not forget your school, your work, your family or your friends.

I have had my fair share of problems with addiction in my life. not sure why p99 would be any different for me. Not quite ready yet, as I just got this monk to assume his ultimate form, but pretty soon I think I really need to uninstall and pick up what’s left of the pieces of my life

I would guess there are probably more current or former addicts of various things here than non. I’m one of them as well

I’ve always been of the opinion that skills developed by playing MMO’s can translate to real world application. Things like micromanaging various variables, min/maxing performance, and being dedicated/diligent being some that come to mind

I would def recommend a complete break from pr0n, and not singling you out but speaking in generality. Especially if your goal is to try again with women, whoever that may end up being. In addition to avoiding it continuing to mess with our minds, deprivation creates motivation. Deny yourself that dopamine, the cheap Walmart knock-off substitute to the oxytocin we get from a relationship. Getting back out there is terrifying enough, it helps to have some powerful primal urges driving us. Anger also tends to overpower fear. Not meaning at women or your ex or anyone for that matter, but more at one’s current position

[Jimjam]

Hey Hagglebaby, I'm glad to read the crash got resolved satisfactorily.

Where you are from do non-liable claims and accidents without claims still count against future insurance premiums? Or is it a case of 'it isn't your fault so we won't jack up next year's prices'? Where I'm from it is considered that if you are in an accident, even when it isn't your fault, you're more likely to be involved in future accdients so you premiums go up.

Nope^4 totally agree about the skills you can get from EQ. It can be a big time sink, and honestly it is easy for it to be a brainrot comparable to TV if you're just semi-afk killing by just auto attacking / sending pet / spamming nukes. That said, even TV can have benefits, but I believe the benefits of EQ can be really quite high.

Definitely eq helps develop social skills (especially in online contexts, which is super relevant these days, and leadership and teamworker skills). It helps goal selection and planning skills, budgeting skills, and research skills. Hell, as we see in the monk weapon selection skills it can be a good arena to learn and develop literacy in mathematical statistics, experimental design and more!

From stats you can consider other eq adjacent things, such as forums. Definately I'm a much better shitposter on account of Everquest. My racism and general biggotry skills were very underdeveloped before I joined these forums.

[hagglebaby]

Hey Hagglebaby, I'm glad to read the crash got resolved satisfactorily.

Where you are from do non-liable claims and accidents without claims still count against future insurance premiums? Or is it a case of 'it isn't your fault so we won't jack up next year's prices'? Where I'm from it is considered that if you are in an accident, even when it isn't your fault, you're more likely to be involved in future accdients so you premiums go up.

Nope^4 totally agree about the skills you can get from EQ. It can be a big time sink, and honestly it is easy for it to be a brainrot comparable to TV if you're just semi-afk killing by just auto attacking / sending pet / spamming nukes. That said, even TV can have benefits, but I believe the benefits of EQ can be really quite high.

Definitely eq helps develop social skills (especially in online contexts, which is super relevant these days, and leadership and teamworker skills). It helps goal selection and planning skills, budgeting skills, and research skills. Hell, as we see in the monk weapon selection skills it can be a good arena to learn and develop literacy in mathematical statistics, experimental design and more!

From stats you can consider other eq adjacent things, such as forums. Definately I'm a much better shitposter on account of Everquest. My racism and general biggotry skills were very underdeveloped before I joined these forums.

Nothing turned out fine for me. I’m not the guy who got in a car accident. I’m the loser with no wife

[Jimjam]

Oh sorry to both of you. That was Nope^4 in the car.

Well, I’ll see you in eq sometime surely HB :)

[Jimjam]

I think the double post confused me for who posted what - again my apologies :)