xping with hasbinbad

[Darius]

I had the most horrible person on P99 in my group a few days ago. Hasbinbad is such a horrid, classless player. His incessant complaining about how everyone in group was playing their class wrong along with his ninja afking, pickpocketing and looting everything we killed made him unbearable to be around. Our groupleader was sending me tells telling about how much of a joke this guy was and the only reason we kept him in group was to make fun of how much of a deuchbag he is. Has anyone else ever had him in their group?

[azeth]

not sure if troll

[Aadill]

Hasbinbad invited me into a chef group in Seb and made me tank :(

[Ektar]

list of lols:


1. Referring to someone as "group leader" other than in context of physically inviting or disbanding someone from a group

2. Ranger trying to make believe he's upset he had to tank. In his mind, he was beaming with pride and saying "THIS IS MY MOMENT"

3. oh that hbb!

[Aadill]

2. Ranger trying to make believe he's upset he had to tank. In his mind, he was beaming with pride and saying "THIS IS MY MOMENT"

It was great until somehow we pulled all of chef at once. No one died!*



*I didn't, that's all I really care about.

[Seaweedpimp]

Oh, shocker.

[Darius]

Not a troll, just my experience with the dude.

[Ektar]

sir, he is ranting and/or flaming.

[Ektar]

and/or not safe for work.

[Anger]

Posts: 1

Cool story bro.

[Seaweedpimp]

Posts: 1

Cool story bro.

Posts 126, i wouldnt believe you either brew.

[Shannacore]

iirc Hasbin is pretty anal about how loot is collected

[azeth]

FEAR MAI POST COUNT DENIZENS

[karsten]

anal

yessssssssssssssssssssss

[Shannacore]

yessssssssssssssssssssss

I was expecting Hasbinsilly to make that joke!

[Anger]

Posts 126, i wouldnt believe you either brew.

You wouldn't believe me if I had over 9,000.

And rightfully so.

[Eyeke]

I like hasbin, grouped with him for about an hour in sebilis one day on my monk.

[Ektar]

hbb taught me about onions.

[Dravingar]

Hasbinbad just hit 60 cause no one would group with him. True story.

[Dantes]

What's a deuchbag?

[Lazortag]

I don't know if the first post is serious but hasbinbad is pretty unbearable to group with. One time in our group I questioned him on the true definition of irony and he lost it.

[YendorLootmonkey]

This player ran out of food once in my group and ordered me to go stand in a corner and forage rabbit meat for him. I'm like "Why's it gotta be rabbit meat, dude?" Well, turns out, he flat-out refused my berries, fruit, roots, and vegetables and screamed that he only ate the finest quality meat.

Then, he started cussing me out because I wasn't foraging fast enough. I tried to explain that the forage skill was on a timer but he responded by yelling at me for playing my class wrong.

:(

[Pheer]

hasbinbad murdered my dog in cold blood

[Ektar]

he wrote out the formulaic cure for cancer but then burned it because the veterans don't deserve it

[xshayla701]

Hasbinbad once said that I need to gain weight :(

[Maze513]

Hee tookk maa jobb!

[Nedala]

This player ran out of food once in my group and ordered me to go stand in a corner and forage rabbit meat for him. I'm like "Why's it gotta be rabbit meat, dude?" Well, turns out, he flat-out refused my berries, fruit, roots, and vegetables and screamed that he only ate the finest quality meat.

Then, he started cussing me out because I wasn't foraging fast enough. I tried to explain that the forage skill was on a timer but he responded by yelling at me for playing my class wrong.

:(

he only eats the highest quality food!

[quido]

I only eat the highest quality swamp logs.

[Feachie]

i don't know hasbinbad, but i feel the need to contribute to this thread full of useful information.

so, here's a chronological list of popes and their antipope(s) if any apply.

St. Peter (32-67)
St. Linus (67-76)
St. Anacletus (Cletus) (76-88)
St. Clement I (88-97)
St. Evaristus (97-105)
St. Alexander I (105-115)
St. Sixtus I (115-125) Also called Xystus I
St. Telesphorus (125-136)
St. Hyginus (136-140)
St. Pius I (140-155)
St. Anicetus (155-166)
St. Soter (166-175)
St. Eleutherius (175-189)
St. Victor I (189-199)
St. Zephyrinus (199-217)
St. Callistus I (217-22) Callistus and the following three popes were opposed by St. Hippolytus, antipope (217-236)
St. Urban I (222-30)
St. Pontain (230-35)
St. Anterus (235-36)
St. Fabian (236-50)
St. Cornelius (251-53) Opposed by Novatian, antipope (251)
St. Lucius I (253-54)
St. Stephen I (254-257)
St. Sixtus II (257-258)
St. Dionysius (260-268)
St. Felix I (269-274)
St. Eutychian (275-283)
St. Caius (283-296) Also called Gaius
St. Marcellinus (296-304)
St. Marcellus I (308-309)
St. Eusebius (309 or 310)
St. Miltiades (311-14)
St. Sylvester I (314-35)
St. Marcus (336)
St. Julius I (337-52)
Liberius (352-66) Opposed by Felix II, antipope (355-365)
St. Damasus I (366-83) Opposed by Ursicinus, antipope (366-367)
St. Siricius (384-99)
St. Anastasius I (399-401)
St. Innocent I (401-17)
St. Zosimus (417-18)
St. Boniface I (418-22) Opposed by Eulalius, antipope (418-419)
St. Celestine I (422-32)
St. Sixtus III (432-40)
St. Leo I (the Great) (440-61)
St. Hilarius (461-68)
St. Simplicius (468-83)
St. Felix III (II) (483-92)
St. Gelasius I (492-96)
Anastasius II (496-98)
St. Symmachus (498-514) Opposed by Laurentius, antipope (498-501)
St. Hormisdas (514-23)
St. John I (523-26)
St. Felix IV (III) (526-30)
Boniface II (530-32) Opposed by Dioscorus, antipope (530)
John II (533-35)
St. Agapetus I (535-36) Also called Agapitus I
St. Silverius (536-37)
Vigilius (537-55)
Pelagius I (556-61)
John III (561-74)
Benedict I (575-79)
Pelagius II (579-90)
St. Gregory I (the Great) (590-604)
Sabinian (604-606)
Boniface III (607)
St. Boniface IV (608-15)
St. Deusdedit (Adeodatus I) (615-18)
Boniface V (619-25)
Honorius I (625-38)
Severinus (640)
John IV (640-42)
Theodore I (642-49)
St. Martin I (649-55)
St. Eugene I (655-57)
St. Vitalian (657-72)
Adeodatus (II) (672-76)
Donus (676-78)
St. Agatho (678-81)
St. Leo II (682-83)
St. Benedict II (684-85)
John V (685-86)
Conon (686-87)
St. Sergius I (687-701) Opposed by Theodore and Paschal, antipopes (687)
John VI (701-05)
John VII (705-07)
Sisinnius (708)
Constantine (708-15)
St. Gregory II (715-31)
St. Gregory III (731-41)
St. Zachary (741-52)
Stephen II (752) Because he died before being consecrated, many authoritative lists omit him
Stephen III (752-57)
St. Paul I (757-67)
Stephen IV (767-72) Opposed by Constantine II (767) and Philip (768), antipopes (767)
Adrian I (772-95)
St. Leo III (795-816)
Stephen V (816-17)
St. Paschal I (817-24)
Eugene II (824-27)
Valentine (827)
Gregory IV (827-44)
Sergius II (844-47) Opposed by John, antipope (855)
St. Leo IV (847-55)
Benedict III (855-58) Opposed by Anastasius, antipope (855)
St. Nicholas I (the Great) (858-67)
Adrian II (867-72)
John VIII (872-82)
Marinus I (882-84)
St. Adrian III (884-85)
Stephen VI (885-91)
Formosus (891-96)
Boniface VI (896)
Stephen VII (896-97)
Romanus (897)
Theodore II (897)
John IX (898-900)
Benedict IV (900-03)
Leo V (903) Opposed by Christopher, antipope (903-904)
Sergius III (904-11)
Anastasius III (911-13)
Lando (913-14)
John X (914-28)
Leo VI (928)
Stephen VIII (929-31)
John XI (931-35)
Leo VII (936-39)
Stephen IX (939-42)
Marinus II (942-46)
Agapetus II (946-55)
John XII (955-63)
Leo VIII (963-64)
Benedict V (964)
John XIII (965-72)
Benedict VI (973-74)
Benedict VII (974-83) Benedict and John XIV were opposed by Boniface VII, antipope (974; 984-985)
John XIV (983-84)
John XV (985-96)
Gregory V (996-99) Opposed by John XVI, antipope (997-998)
Sylvester II (999-1003)
John XVII (1003)
John XVIII (1003-09)
Sergius IV (1009-12)
Benedict VIII (1012-24) Opposed by Gregory, antipope (1012)
John XIX (1024-32)
Benedict IX (1032-45) He appears on this list three separate times, because he was twice deposed and restored
Sylvester III (1045) Considered by some to be an antipope
Benedict IX (1045)
Gregory VI (1045-46)
Clement II (1046-47)
Benedict IX (1047-48)
Damasus II (1048)
St. Leo IX (1049-54)
Victor II (1055-57)
Stephen X (1057-58)
Nicholas II (1058-61) Opposed by Benedict X, antipope (1058)
Alexander II (1061-73) Opposed by Honorius II, antipope (1061-1072)
St. Gregory VII (1073-85) Gregory and the following three popes were opposed by Guibert ("Clement III"), antipope (1080-1100)
Blessed Victor III (1086-87)
Blessed Urban II (1088-99)
Paschal II (1099-1118) Opposed by Theodoric (1100), Aleric (1102) and Maginulf ("Sylvester IV", 1105-1111), antipopes (1100)
Gelasius II (1118-19) Opposed by Burdin ("Gregory VIII"), antipope (1118)
Callistus II (1119-24)
Honorius II (1124-30) Opposed by Celestine II, antipope (1124)
Innocent II (1130-43) Opposed by Anacletus II (1130-1138) and Gregory Conti ("Victor IV") (1138), antipopes (1138)
Celestine II (1143-44)
Lucius II (1144-45)
Blessed Eugene III (1145-53)
Anastasius IV (1153-54)
Adrian IV (1154-59)
Alexander III (1159-81) Opposed by Octavius ("Victor IV") (1159-1164), Pascal III (1165-1168), Callistus III (1168-1177) and Innocent III (1178-1180), antipopes
Lucius III (1181-85)
Urban III (1185-87)
Gregory VIII (1187)
Clement III (1187-91)
Celestine III (1191-98)
Innocent III (1198-1216)
Honorius III (1216-27)
Gregory IX (1227-41)
Celestine IV (1241)
Innocent IV (1243-54)
Alexander IV (1254-61)
Urban IV (1261-64)
Clement IV (1265-68)
Blessed Gregory X (1271-76)
Blessed Innocent V (1276)
Adrian V (1276)
John XXI (1276-77)
Nicholas III (1277-80)
Martin IV (1281-85)
Honorius IV (1285-87)
Nicholas IV (1288-92)
St. Celestine V (1294)
Boniface VIII (1294-1303)
Blessed Benedict XI (1303-04)
Clement V (1305-14)
John XXII (1316-34) Opposed by Nicholas V, antipope (1328-1330)
Benedict XII (1334-42)
Clement VI (1342-52)
Innocent VI (1352-62)
Blessed Urban V (1362-70)
Gregory XI (1370-78)
Urban VI (1378-89) Opposed by Robert of Geneva ("Clement VII"), antipope (1378-1394)
Boniface IX (1389-1404) Opposed by Robert of Geneva ("Clement VII") (1378-1394), Pedro de Luna ("Benedict XIII") (1394-1417) and Baldassare Cossa ("John XXIII") (1400-1415), antipopes
Innocent VII (1404-06) Opposed by Pedro de Luna ("Benedict XIII") (1394-1417) and Baldassare Cossa ("John XXIII") (1400-1415), antipopes
Gregory XII (1406-15) Opposed by Pedro de Luna ("Benedict XIII") (1394-1417), Baldassare Cossa ("John XXIII") (1400-1415), and Pietro Philarghi ("Alexander V") (1409-1410), antipopes
Martin V (1417-31)
Eugene IV (1431-47) Opposed by Amadeus of Savoy ("Felix V"), antipope (1439-1449)
Nicholas V (1447-55)
Callistus III (1455-58)
Pius II (1458-64)
Paul II (1464-71)
Sixtus IV (1471-84)
Innocent VIII (1484-92)
Alexander VI (1492-1503)
Pius III (1503)
Julius II (1503-13)
Leo X (1513-21)
Adrian VI (1522-23)
Clement VII (1523-34)
Paul III (1534-49)
Julius III (1550-55)
Marcellus II (1555)
Paul IV (1555-59)
Pius IV (1559-65)
St. Pius V (1566-72)
Gregory XIII (1572-85)
Sixtus V (1585-90)
Urban VII (1590)
Gregory XIV (1590-91)
Innocent IX (1591)
Clement VIII (1592-1605)
Leo XI (1605)
Paul V (1605-21)
Gregory XV (1621-23)
Urban VIII (1623-44)
Innocent X (1644-55)
Alexander VII (1655-67)
Clement IX (1667-69)
Clement X (1670-76)
Blessed Innocent XI (1676-89)
Alexander VIII (1689-91)
Innocent XII (1691-1700)
Clement XI (1700-21)
Innocent XIII (1721-24)
Benedict XIII (1724-30)
Clement XII (1730-40)
Benedict XIV (1740-58)
Clement XIII (1758-69)
Clement XIV (1769-74)
Pius VI (1775-99)
Pius VII (1800-23)
Leo XII (1823-29)
Pius VIII (1829-30)
Gregory XVI (1831-46)
Blessed Pius IX (1846-78)
Leo XIII (1878-1903)
St. Pius X (1903-14)
Benedict XV (1914-22)
Pius XI (1922-39)
Pius XII (1939-58)
Blessed John XXIII (1958-63)
Paul VI (1963-78)
John Paul I (1978)
John Paul II (1978-2005)
Benedict XVI (2005—)

[Daldolma]

The attempted trolling to successful trolling ratio in this thread is horrible.

[Loke]

How can you be viewed as God's representative on earth and not get sainted? Seriously, so many scrub popes on that list. I mean, the whole thing is made up anyway, but when you're the #1 guy in the organization who decides who gets sainted and you don't make the cut, that is pretty sad.

[Feachie]

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[Safon]

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Fat

[Loke]

Fat

Even if it isn't true, the seed of doubt has been planted now...

[Feachie]

Even if it isn't true, the seed of doubt has been planted now...
Its not, but its amusing anyway :p

[Safon]

Its not, but its amusing anyway :p

Ugly then?

[Ektar]

exping with hasbinbad sounds like a cool sitcom

[Tiggles]

Its not, but its amusing anyway :p

Fat

[Cyrano]

iirc Hasbin is pretty anal about how loot is collected

Exactly, he thinks it should all go to him. Not a troll IMO.

[Appollo]

Hasbinbad['s] incessant complaining about how everyone in [guild[ was playing their class wrong along with ... pickpocketing and looting everything we killed made him [great] to be around.

Now you've accurately described my experience with Hasbinbad.

Has anyone else ever had him in their group?

Yes, often. And, I enjoyed his company.

[YendorLootmonkey]

exping with hasbinbad sounds like a cool sitcom

http://i.imgur.com/IcbFu.jpg

No. It's not.

[DevonG]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/UncleJoeyFC2.jpg

[Ektar]

well fuck, it made it to the 8th season and you try and claim it wasn't any good?

[Doors]

One time I went to exp with hasbinbad and he spat in my face.

[Badmartigan]

wait till you got him on TS and in groupchat.. then you will really learn to love the guy

[Haul]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/devongpictures/UncleJoeyFC2.jpg

lol

[Hasbinbad]

This is the best thread ever.

[Flavor]

Hee tookk maa jobb!

He terk yerrr JERB?!

[Seaweedpimp]

This is the best thread ever.

Too bad it doesnt burn calories!

[Slathar]

wait till you got him on TS and in groupchat.. then you will really learn to love the guy

TS? whoa thats hardcore bro. i mean thats like ventrilo and you know i mean thats like real life people talking

fucking hardcore bro, you're awesome

fat

[Motec]

Who the fuck is hasbinbad?

You dudes are on drugs.