Best "Yo momma" joke

[Peatree]

Let's hear them! :D

[Anger]

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Also works as a yo momma so poor joke. YO MOMMACEPTION

[Drieddead]

Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

[azeth]

yo momma so greasy, pizza be wipin her face off before she eats it.

[azeth]

yo momma so fat that slathar won't even bother postin

[azeth]

yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them

[Glitch]

Your mother is so fat that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and she lost a few pounds, but it meant more that. It improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

[karsten]

yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"

[Aadill]

yo momma so fat that slathar won't even bother postin

yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them

These are pretty good.

And topical!

[Shannacore]

Azeth is winning so far

[Seaweedpimp]

yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"

hahaha german humor at its best

[Ektar]

no one asked you tralacore

[dallammarr]

yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, droped in the gutter and comes back for more.

[azeth]

^ if moms out there are still gettin fingered like school girls then I'm Franklin Deleanor Roosevelt.

shits false.

[azeth]

shit's*

[dallammarr]

^ yo mama is so fat she play pool with the planets then?

[Anger]

yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"

This is winning

[Tewaz]

My favorite from WoW was "Your Mom's my epic mount."

[YendorLootmonkey]

P99-related Yo Momma Jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she crushed one of Glitch's ponies trying to ride it.

Yo momma so fat, all the tags in the RL pic thread are about her.

Yo momma so fat, it takes 5 druids in her group to port her.

Yo momma so fat, it takes a stack of pearls to COTH her.

Yo momma so fat, our raid stands behind her for AE boss mobs.

[Acillatem]

"Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles - traffic slows down."

"Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."

[bakkily]

yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them

and the wow one, fucking funny

[deneauth]

Yo momma so fat, when she walks around in highheels she strikes oil.

[Ezuen]

Yo momma so fat, we had to ban her twice.

[Ashimar]

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google +++

[Ennoia]

Yo mama's so black the only man who can satisfy her is Colonel Sanders.

[Anger]

Yo momma so fat, we had to ban her twice.

A new guide appears?

[Bodeanicus]

So fat she has more chins than China town.

[Harrison]

A new guide appears?

Ezuen is awesome. Seriously.

Oh, and, the more chins than China one? Are you serious? That was old when I was a kid.

[Phallax]

Ezuen is awesome. Seriously.

Oh, and, the more chins than China one? Are you serious? That was old when I was a kid.

Most of these are extremely old and you call that one out?

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family

Yo momma so fat that Jesus couldnt even lift her spirit

[San]

These are kinda old too, but still funny.
Yo momma so ugly, Bigfoot be takin pictures of her!
Yo momma so big, I rolled over 3 times and I was still on top of her.
Yo momma so fat, I just have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Yo momma's pits be so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

[Rogean]

A new guide appears?

Ezuen has been around for like 7 months now.

[Alex]

I grew up on the server seeing Ezuen the Learned doing his thing, I miss seeing he and Mixit around :(

[karsten]

yo mama's so fat when she walks by the TV you miss the entire lord of the rings trilogy

[JayDee]

your mom is so fat, karsten is a fag

[Bodeanicus]

Most of these are extremely old and you call that one out?

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family

Yo momma so fat that Jesus couldnt even lift her spirit

He's being a little bitch, as usual.

[Harrison]

Lol oldman is mad

[Xaleban]

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the family reunion shes on BOTH sides of the family

[Xaleban]

Bah that one had been posted.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so fat her picture falls off the wall

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head to makeup her mind

[Airdefier]

yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"

win

[Airdefier]

P99-related Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo momma so fat, it takes 5 druids in her group to port her.
Yo momma so fat, our raid stands behind her for AE boss mobs.

bahahahahahaahaha

-tpand

[Tornin]

Yo momma is so fat, she eats biscuits like Tic Tacs.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, it hangs down to her penis.

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad, I don't know whether to give her gum or toilet paper.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.

[aaronjames666]

your momma is soo fat , each ass cheek dual procs earthquake..
your momma is soo fat ,she cons red to phara dar!
your momma's soo fat that it takes 12 wizards and the ocean of tears
to cook her noodles.. your momma is so fat the procs from her ass stole your kill..

[Zadrian]

Yo mama so stupid, when she read the "Dodge Trucks" billboard, she started duckin' through traffic.

Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a taxi to get on her good side.

Yo mama so hipster, the thickness of her glasses intensified the rays of the sun 10 fold (heyo)

[Marley]

yo mama's so fat when she walks by the TV you miss the entire lord of the rings trilogy

Hahaha that shits soo long too. Yo momma so fat, I had to roll her around in flour just to find her wet spot.

[Hasbinbad]

Yo' mama so DIRTY that when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out 'n' said: "no thanks, I'll wait."

Yo' mama so FAT that she fell in love and broke it.

Yo' mama eat Wheat Thicks.

Yo' mama rolled over in bed one night.. Yo' daddy hasn't been seen or heard from since.

Yo' mama so FAT the jumped UP and got stuck.

Yo' mama got Wal-Mart on speed dial.

Yo' mama went to go meet the mailman and got maced.

Yo' mama so STUPID that when she applied to Wal-Mart, under "Emergency Contact" she wrote "dial 911."

Yo' mama washes paper plates.

Yo' mama so FAT that her last 3 farts got named Josephine, Kyle, and Laura by the World Meteorological Organization.

Yo' mama so DIRTY that she wipes her feet before she goes outside.

Yo' mama such an easy target that the only dis I'ma give her is disinfectant.

Hahaha that shits soo long too. Yo momma so fat, I had to roll her around in flour just to find her wet spot.
Thanks Jimmy Pop, I like the Bloodhound Gang too.

"You're pretty when I'm drunk"
The Bloodhound Gang
(I copied this out from a lyrics site, and tried to correct a few errors, but it was pretty bad.. Sorry for any that I missed)

One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
MSG'S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
You're Buddha, You're Shamu, You're Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn't Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)

[aaronjames666]

your momma is so sleazy , she gave me back my money :)

[Cheech]

Yo momma so poor she went to Mcdonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[Phallax]

As per usual, Hasbin comes in a thread, tries way to hard, and ruins it.

[falkun]

Yo' momma's so dumb she got wrapped up in a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so poor when I walked in her front door I walked out the back!
Yo' momma's so poor I asked what's for dinner, she put her foot up on the table and said, "Corn!"
Yo' momma's so poor I rang the doorbell at your house and the toilet flushed!
Yo' momma's so fat God said, "Let there be light," and he asked her to move!
Yo' momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"

[Anger]

Yo momma so fat....Tralina.

[Shannacore]

Yo momma so fat....Tralina.

Man I'm surprised it took until page 5 for this

[Ektar]

fuck

[Autotune]

can't believe i didn't see this one.


Yo mamma so fat, she uses cheat codes for Wii Fit.

[Anger]

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/skydiving_accident.jpg

[Torin_Stormchaser]

yo mamma so fat, she's got smaller fat people orbiting around her

[Torin_Stormchaser]

yo mamma so cheap, she's on the dollar menu

[Torin_Stormchaser]

yo mamma so ugly that she entered an ugly contest and was told "no professionals allowed"

[Torin_Stormchaser]

yo mamma so old that when i told her to act her age, she died.

[Torin_Stormchaser]

My momma so old that she owes Zeus a drachma

[Torin_Stormchaser]

yo mamma so fat, her BMI is measured in acres

[Ektar]

take a moment to write a few down then hit us with a single post mmmkay?

[azeth]

so, i won right?

ill leave you with -

yo momma so fat and slutty that the devs designed the Great Divide after gangbangin that bitch.

[azeth]

yo momma's eye so lazy it makes grouped-wizards look attentive.

[Eternal-Elf]

Man I'm surprised it took until page 5 for this

You don't play anymore yet you constantly check the forums to make sure people are still calling you fat?

nice.

*guard up* for all the white knights off this forum so come at me.

[Ektar]

SOMEONE WHITE KNIGHT HER HELP HELP

[deakolt]

Shannacore comes here for the attention she doesn't get IRL, IMHO

[deakolt]

Shannacore comes here for the attention she doesn't get IRL, IMHO

HEY! I don't know Tralina that well but from our limited interaa...

wait what??

what the fuck

[Feachie]

Shannacore comes here for the attention she doesn't get IRL, IMHO
HEY! I don't know Tralina that well but from our limited interaa...

wait what??

what the fuck
inception?

also yo momma so fat i thought you were related to slathar :D

[Torin_Stormchaser]

yo momma so ugly, well, just look at you.