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hagglebaby
07-02-2024, 04:09 PM
There is a group of us who will definitely be trying to start a new guild on Green. So far it’s just me. Since I’m the first one who committed to the guild, I will probably be the guild leader and in charge of all the guild bank and screenshots.

I was thinking about how so many people are trying to max out on min maxing. This new style guild will have a hard requirement for MAX MINNING.

All applicants must show screenshots showing that their base stats have been maxed out in inapppropriate areas. For example, rogues must max out on intelligence or wisdom. Enchanters must max out on strength or dexterity. Wizards can put points however they choose.

With regards to gear, the easy solution would be that everyone is required to run around naked. There is no challenge to that, therefore, clothing and gear must be worn at all times but it must be the worst possible gear for your class. Again, wizards probably wouldn’t have to adhere to any of these gear restrictions. We still need to take a vote on that. We have been talking about it though.

For sure the most important part of the guild and the thing that we will be focusing on will be the adult entendres in chat. There is a zero tolerance policy for anyone who takes it too far and says anything specific to hurt anyone’s feelings regarding the various adult topics we will be alluding to, however if you also refrain from entendres and aren’t participating with the rest of the group, then we can’t make any promises to your existince within this new guild. At the very least you would be required to put a piece of your gear onto my guild mule until you are able to get your entendres up a little more. It wouldn’t be permanent I’ll give the gear back.

With regards to the raids, obviously we wouldn’t be able to contend with any of the other guilds out there. Even the weakest guild on the server that can’t do anything due to their feeble strategies and attendance. We would still struggle against them. We would need to set our sites on different types of targets for instance we could do a raid on Innothule swamp or east karanas. We would completely take over the zone and get all of that loot. The loot will go from the raid->guild leader->guild mule->distributed to the attendees. Only the worst gear will be distributed to the attendees. If it doesn’t reach a specific threshold of being low enough gear, I will destroy it using the guild mule.

As already stated, I will be the de facto guild leader probably. I’ll also be in charge of raid operations. We already have strong interest from others for treasurer and guild mule controller.

Remaining Available position:

Secretary of guild
Guild facilitator
Guild recorder


Thanks you

Jimjam
07-02-2024, 04:51 PM
Wearing AoN on a tank for the hp ��

Tormmac
07-02-2024, 06:13 PM
my 51 WIS build ranger will join, rocking a totem and testament of vanear lmao

Duik
07-02-2024, 06:42 PM
Everyone farms for and wears a charm pet kit, -mr everywhere.

Pulgasari
07-03-2024, 01:24 AM
Alot of good ideas here to keep the game fresh.

OuterChimp
07-03-2024, 04:25 PM
This shiz wouldn't fly on Teal.

DeathsSilkyMist
07-03-2024, 07:22 PM
Sounds like Cripple will be a very important spell in this guild. Mandatory cripple applied to all raid members during debuff sessions before the raid begins.

captain
07-03-2024, 07:53 PM
If I said you had a beautiful elf body, would you hold it against me?

Swish
07-03-2024, 08:47 PM
I will probably be the guild leader and in charge of all the guild bank

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Swish
07-03-2024, 08:48 PM
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wuanahto
07-04-2024, 12:02 AM
so... human/barb only?

Duik
07-04-2024, 03:14 AM
Plus Erudites in Tights.

Naerron
07-07-2024, 10:01 PM
Greetings future guildy,

I saw your post for opening and positions and thought to myself that I would like to apply to a position in <insert guild name>. Typically i fill lots of holes in my current crews, so that being said I would like to inquire as to the fact of Do you have an opening for a guild factotum?

If so, what does this position start at and is this the chance for any upward mobility in the guild for the factotum?

Overall i think i would be a perfect fit for your opening in <insert department name> and would thrive in <position title> and become a vlaue guild memeber of <insert guild name>.

I hope you take into consideration the thought and effort i do. And if i had to say a weakness it'd be that i just have to do a GREAT (not just good or ok) job. It's a flaw i guess, but i don't let it slow me or get me down.

Yours truly.
Sincerely,
Naerron Zek, a warrior of the 60th circle, of rivervale, first of his name, lover of jum jum, slayer of bixies, judger of goblins
Address: 3207 Mysty Bixie Dr. Rivervale, Anatonica
closest port: Druid rings in the thiqqet

Trexller
07-07-2024, 10:24 PM
Hire this man

That's a better application then ive ever made for any job.

magnetaress
07-08-2024, 07:40 AM
good idea for a guild thx op... i already quit long time ago tho

hagglebaby
07-08-2024, 09:20 AM
Typically i fill lots of holes in my current crews

This is what I’m talking about guys. I can already tell this guy would be perfect for the adult entendre portion of the guild requirements. It’s probably the most important element. It’s also the most difficult because you have to make sure not to offend anyone by taking it too far. We have a zero tolerance policy for that. You have to do it in a way where the reader is thinking, “did that guy just say…nevermind.”

Regarding the guild factotum, I actually had to google that and for anyone who doesn’t know what it means, it’s someone who does many different roles. I can honestly say with the current guild landscape and the current interest level on these forums, we wouldn’t be hiring for a guild factotum. You can do a lot of factotum for the guild on your own time if you wish, but there wouldn’t be any formal recognition for said role.

All that being said, yes you’re in

magnetaress
07-09-2024, 04:44 AM
so... human/barb only?

DE rogue with all int is min

magnetaress
07-09-2024, 04:45 AM
DE rogue with all int is min

Or change or wisdom prolly wisdom cuz high int makes tradeskills easier

Wakanda
07-12-2024, 11:57 PM
Should Barbarian Rogues also be outlawed?

Wakanda
07-12-2024, 11:57 PM
Also Iksars are only allowed to play Shamans.

Trexller
07-13-2024, 12:35 AM
Also Iksars are only allowed to play Shamans.

dunno how that's a penalty

iksar is great for all 5 of their classes, some might say "master race"

ac and regen ftw, eat your stuns like a man!

Wakanda
07-13-2024, 01:49 AM
dunno how that's a penalty

iksar is great for all 5 of their classes, some might say "master race"

ac and regen ftw, eat your stuns like a man!

Erm, this news I am about to deliver to you may be shocking and upsetting, but many scientists have ruled it to be factually accurate. Next time you is online type /who all Shaman, and then type /who all iksar shaman. They is a reason for this. That's all I'm saying. Iksar and Barbarian should be the only two races allowed to play Shaman in this guild, and Torpor should be outlawed.

Trexller
07-13-2024, 02:02 PM
iksar is an advantage tho?

magnetaress
07-13-2024, 09:18 PM
Should Barbarian Rogues also be outlawed?

definately yesss

Wakanda
07-14-2024, 04:37 AM
iksar is an advantage tho?

Can u explain how 😹 I think back in the day when low level players actually grouped in LOIO and FM and OT that iksar faction may have been seen as a strength rather than a weakness 😹 like most bads end up KOS in OT anyways, so having that Kunark city you could use was prob nice, but the world feels a lot smaller when you have dial a port, it hammers everywhere, and all kinds of other shenanigans to bank while kos

Wakanda
07-14-2024, 04:40 AM
Like as a troll shaman

I get jbb, and snare necklace, things that iksar don’t get �� I look a lot better and have dad bod. I’m not KOS in neriak. Way easier time getting an OT hammer. Oh and slam too �� I treat slam like an interrupt. Y’all would be shocked at how good I have gotten at interrupting heals with slam. I’ll wait to the last minute deep into their casting to waste they time before BAM AND I SLAM THEM UPSIDE THEY HEAD. Also if you want to get petty, troll shaman can have bramblecoat. Something no iksar will ever have. That 3 point damage shield will add up to millions of damage given enough time.

Wakanda
07-14-2024, 04:43 AM
Editi don’t mean to imply iksar shaman are unplayable of course, but rather that they are considered the least min max race for that class. The same can’t be said for necro or monk �� I know some consider them the best tanks too

TomisFeline
07-14-2024, 06:07 AM
Ench going str isn’t min enough bro wtf. Is this meh minning or max minning?