Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. (Wall of Text)

[Feachie]

Hasbinbad = biggest loser, piece of shit, arrogant asshole to ever play on this server. Definition of scum.

Not to mention he rage quit IB at least twice.

i would rage quit too! what, with all the corruption and all?

also i hear IB ate babies. confirm/deny.

[Tillan]

big boned, outspoken, deep voiced women are gross.

[karsten]

big boned, outspoken, deep voiced women are gross.

well that's just like, your opinion, man


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OGI_0gujXFo/TdwqPXoNAjI/AAAAAAAABLs/AASTdRMoCGY/s1600/big-lebowski.jpg

[Ektar]

Hasbinbad = biggest loser, piece of shit, arrogant asshole to ever play on this server. Definition of scum.

Not to mention he rage quit IB at least twice.

wrong thread. A new hbb trash thread has been started ----> that way

[Ektar]

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/weekend-movies-20050708102405751.jpg (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=43305&page=3)
(hyperlink)

[Tajin]

that would have been before IB then if there wasnt even level 30 clerics yet

explain to me how that shows corruption and not xzerion being a nice guy who felt sorry for one of the higher levels on the server losing a shitload of exp

honestly i was taking advantage, i had died alot and i loopdeathed about 2 times previous to this... and when other GMs said no, i asked him and he would oblige. I mean im grateful but it goes to show what being in a top guild can do. Especially since he got yelled at for doing it.

[Charyz]

Believe me i have no reason to lie.

If you say this again, my head is going to explode.

1) you care enough to post years old information that nobody believes or cares about.
2) per 1) - You care enough to lie.
3) Die.

[Tajin]

Hasbinbad = biggest loser, piece of shit, arrogant asshole to ever play on this server. Definition of scum.

Not to mention he rage quit IB at least twice.

He means well, and is not a bad rogue. I mean its not hard to auto attack and BS. Only problem i think he is a lootwhore, other than that he's funny in vent, good guildie and very knowledgable.

[karsten]

penoy how are those kids of yours doin'?

[Humerox]

Webwolf, President, G13 this thread has brought out all the old crew.

Rotation will never work solely as a function of population. It may have worked with 2 guilds, but 2 guilds quickly become 4 and so on and so forth until you get one dragon every 2 months and you may as well /random 100 with every character over level 46 on the server.

Prolly would never work but not because of population, imo. Back in the "guild summit" days there was a pretty interesting idea or two about the requirements for a guild to allowed into rotation. For example...a guild would have to be like...ABLE to kill Trakanon (for example) before being allowed in. Am I wrong in remembering that the GM's- at the time - said they would spawn tests if guilds could hammer it out? There's a lot that could be done if people would quit letting the trees get in the way.

The reason rotation would prolly not work...is more that there's too many asses that would choose sitting on a spawn point, causing an endless circle of drama, over either competing OR sitting down and tabling it out.

The only other viable option is what Webwolf said...and there was always a large percentage of pop that favored FFA with no GM intervention. Sure, that might be a cluster****...but it might be a helluva fun one. Heck...I might even find time to log in from my 14-hour workdays to join in on that one, lol.

[Tajin]

penoy how are those kids of yours doin'?

good, getting big

If you say this again, my head is going to explode.

1) you care enough to post years old information that nobody believes or cares about.
2) per 1) - You care enough to lie.
3) Die.

BELIEVE ME I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE!!!!!

[Tajin]

that would have been before IB then if there wasnt even level 30 clerics yet

explain to me how that shows corruption and not xzerion being a nice guy who felt sorry for one of the higher levels on the server losing a shitload of exp

I know i was in IB the 2nd or 3rd time i was caught in loop death

[Loly Taa]

i would rage quit too! what, with all the corruption and all?

also i hear IB ate babies. confirm/deny.

dude... who the fuck are you other than Ayrean's stalker? You don't even belong in RnF, do you even have a level 40+ char?

WTB less scenewhores on p1999, please send tell.

[Alarti0001]

Ask and you shall receive.

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Next!

All these ppl don't realize this thread is about archer clips, get with the program!

[Bubbles]

As for RMT, go check logs for Olympia and his Shaman roomate buddy(forget his name), I was in vent when they openly said they were selling shit for RMT.


For the sake of information, the rubi-clad shammy you're referring to was Helnam.

[Anger]

uhh, what??

p.s. That's an awesome pic of Jason Bourne

Just go away. Everybody hates you anyways.

[deakolt]

dude... who the fuck are you other than Ayrean's stalker? You don't even belong in RnF, do you even have a level 40+ char?

WTB less scenewhores on p1999, please send tell.

social skills dawg, they get you places

[deakolt]

i think everybody in this thread should take a couple hours to go outside. If the heat is affecting you, go swimming! Enjoy the outdoors, the company of good people, the pleasure derived from your beating heart working to pump blood into your veins...

[Nuggie]

Good read.

Drama makes EQ great, good job Has.

[Anger]

i think everybody in this thread should take a couple hours to go outside. If the heat is affecting you, go swimming! Enjoy the outdoors, the company of good people, the pleasure derived from your beating heart working to pump blood into your veins...

NO U

[Harrison]

honestly i was taking advantage, i had died alot and i loopdeathed about 2 times previous to this... and when other GMs said no, i asked him and he would oblige. I mean im grateful but it goes to show what being in a top guild can do. Especially since he got yelled at for doing it.

I think the only thing this entire forum can agree on is that you are fucking terrible at EQ if you get into death loops this often.

[Tumdumm]

You don't even belong in RnF, do you even have a level 40+ char?

is that a real rule :(

[Tajin]

For the sake of information, the rubi-clad shammy you're referring to was Helnam.

YES thats his name! He was doing RMT along with a few other IB.

I think the only thing this entire forum can agree on is that you are fucking terrible at EQ if you get into death loops this often.

and you're terrible at life, but i don't want to get banned so i wont get into that.

[Harrison]

You don't want to get banned from the game you don't play anymore, or the forums for the game you don't play anymore?

Remind me again who is terrible at life? Why are you here?

To fabricate lies about a guild in a game you don't play, on the forums for the game you don't play?

You're pathetic lol

[Anger]

Funny how people who rarely post in RnF come out of the woodwork to expose the truth about IB.

[Alarti0001]

You don't want to get banned from the game you don't play anymore, or the forums for the game you don't play anymore?

Remind me again who is terrible at life? Why are you here?

To fabricate lies about a guild in a game you don't play, on the forums for the game you don't play?

You're pathetic lol

So it's okay to fabricate lies about a guild in a game you do play?

[muffins]

You don't want to get banned from the game you don't play anymore, or the forums for the game you don't play anymore?

Remind me again who is terrible at life? Why are you here?

To fabricate lies about a guild in a game you don't play, on the forums for the game you don't play?

You're pathetic lol

Didn't you not "play" the game for the longest time and you continued to "play" the forums? I seem to remember quite well that you did.. hello hypocrisy.

[runlvlzero]

I saw a few of you who have had the tinfoil hats on apologize to Xzerion. This post is still directed at you, but at least you have the nuts to admit when you’re a dickwad, and I appreciate that.

In Conclusion

Eat a dick.

Holy cow i skipped everything and then read tinfoil hats just to find out someone was balling about people griefing on the server or whining about being griefed because they cant play a social game. How does some upstanding member of some elitist uber guild or somebody who gets accused of cheating allot warrent tinfoil hats? Does wearing a tinfoil hat stop you from getting wall hacked in counterstrike? Really...

[Harrison]

Didn't you not "play" the game for the longest time and you continued to "play" the forums? I seem to remember quite well that you did.. hello hypocrisy.

lol terrible vztzject commentary

[Bodeanicus]

You don't want to get banned from the game you don't play anymore, or the forums for the game you don't play anymore?

Remind me again who is terrible at life? Why are you here?

To fabricate lies about a guild in a game you don't play, on the forums for the game you don't play?

You're pathetic lol

Such an angry, repressed faggot. Suck a dick, and chill out, why don't you. Obama even repealed DADT, so you can do it openly now. No need to cruise rest stops.

[Harrison]

Harrison obsession crew unite!

Where's slathar and purist?

Anyways, this is besides the point of the thread old man.

[quido]

Harrison, you are fucking retarded and annoying as hell. Everyone's life would be better if you just disappeared.

[Harrison]

Ohno! Another DA zergling is mad?!

[quido]

I'm not mad. I just think you're stupid. And I'm pretty sure that 99% of those who know you agree. Your stupid inflammatory retardation is almost insufferable.

Keep riding that TR cock Finawin - they hate you too.

[Feachie]

dude... who the fuck are you other than Ayrean's stalker? You don't even belong in RnF, do you even have a level 40+ char?

WTB less scenewhores on p1999, please send tell.

lol I don't even know who ayrean is, nor do I care. Tajin posted some stupid shit, and I replied to it. go outside, get some fresh air, and get over yourself ;)

[Harrison]

I have my friends on the server and in no way do I suck up to any guild, I just point out pieces of shit where they are.

It just so happens that hands-down the largest concentration of them circle around Fishbait/DA, and now unfortunately TMO...which was a very cool guild until this disgusting merger.

[Charyz]

Tajin is boring, and is good @ deathloop.

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[Feachie]

dude... who the fuck are you other than Ayrean's stalker? You don't even belong in RnF, do you even have a level 40+ char?

WTB less scenewhores on p1999, please send tell.

lol, Oh ok, after a search I see who you're talking about.

but...scene whore, implying scenester? really? Ok I'll bite, what scene am I going for? I honestly don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about, because I look pretty normal. :)

[Dravingar]

New Topic !

What's your favorite sock to deuce in on those long Trakanon waits. Here is mine, extra large for those longer sessions.

[Pico]

lol, Oh ok, after a search I see who you're talking about.

but...scene whore, implying scenester? really? Ok I'll bite, what scene am I going for? I honestly don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about, because I look pretty normal. :)

which mental illness do you suffer from

[Feachie]

who says i'm suffering?

[purist]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/164756_1677142981751_1632798563_31551200_1317476_n .jpg

[Alex]

lol I don't even know who ayrean is, nor do I care. Tajin posted some stupid shit, and I replied to it. go outside, get some fresh air, and get over yourself ;)

Fat

[Ektar]

New Topic !

What's your favorite sock to deuce in on those long Trakanon waits. Here is mine, extra large for those longer sessions.

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/sock.jpg

[vinx]

I have my friends on the server and in no way do I suck up to any guild, I just point out pieces of shit where they are.

uh huh, sounds like it

[Alarti0001]

I have my friends on the server and in no way do I suck up to any guild, I just point out pieces of shit where they are.

It just so happens that hands-down the largest concentration of them circle around Fishbait/DA, and now unfortunately TMO...which was a very cool guild until this disgusting merger.

Everyone I met from Ascension so far with the merger has been pretty cool. So I guess TMO was never a cool guild cause these guys are definitely TMO material

[Rieve]

Socks are so last summer...

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/toilet-computer-chair.jpg

[Koota]

It just so happens that hands-down the largest concentration of them circle around Fishbait/DA, and now unfortunately TMO...which was a very cool guild until this disgusting merger.


Your crusade is boring as fuck. You're contributing to the cesspool that has become R&F, you insufferable twat.

[Harrison]

Cheatersayswha Koota?

You are very publicly known to have been caught using SEQ. Is it coincidence you were in Fishbait/DA? Lawl

Spawn more overlords.

[Koota]

It's not a surprise that I was caught for using ShowEQ. It's public knowledge. I've admitted to it. I wasn't in Fishbait, I was in Dark Ascension. Two different entities. I know you been away dealing with shit that obviously contributed to your sour outlook on everything that isn't directly involved with you, but surely you can understand that.

That doesn't negate for a minute that you were banned twice as many times as I was, and I, unlike you, aren't on a personal crusade over a video game. So please, speak to me on the coincidence. What else you have for me?

[Feachie]

Fat

she's not fat, but i bet she's still out of your league. :rolleyes:

[Ektar]

no one's out of my league.

that's the attitude that gets me girls out of my league.

[Feachie]

no one's out of my league.

that's the attitude that gets me girls out of my league.

attitude is just a part of your overall swag tho

[Koota]

attitude is just a part of your overall swag tho

DUH

[Slave]

no one's out of my league.

that's the attitude that gets me girls out of my league.

Without real experience, attitude just makes you look like a potential rapist.

[Feachie]

DUH

my point was at least ektar has a chance. alex appears to have no swag and therefore no chance at anything above "fat" as he likes to call it.

[Koota]

my point was at least ektar has a chance. alex appears to have no swag and therefore no chance at anything above "fat" as he likes to call it.

My point was



DUH

[Feachie]

touche

[Harrison]

It's not a surprise that I was caught for using ShowEQ. It's public knowledge. I've admitted to it. I wasn't in Fishbait, I was in Dark Ascension. Two different entities. I know you been away dealing with shit that obviously contributed to your sour outlook on everything that isn't directly involved with you, but surely you can understand that.

That doesn't negate for a minute that you were banned twice as many times as I was, and I, unlike you, aren't on a personal crusade over a video game. So please, speak to me on the coincidence. What else you have for me?

I have never been banned in game for anything I've done on the server. I will never train, KS(intentionally), or otherwise fuck over another player on the server. Anyone who has had an encounter with me ingame will attest to that.

Don't try to compare Wenai's crusade against my use of the word "retard" in rants and flames, to you using ShowEQ. Retard.

[Koota]

Don't try to compare Wenai's crusade against my use of the word "retard" in rants and flames, to you using ShowEQ. Retard.


Funny at your usage of crusade there. And I suppose you're right ... Validation is totally in my one infraction where pixels are concerned, to you multiple ones.

[Koota]

to your multiple ones without.

Damn beer.

[Harrison]

Lol cheatersayswha?

[Koota]

Damn your absolute trump card. Fucking clever son of a bitch.

[Akim]

fucking morons.

[Alarti0001]

I have never been banned in game for anything I've done on the server. I will never train, KS(intentionally), or otherwise fuck over another player on the server. Anyone who has had an encounter with me ingame will attest to that.

Don't try to compare Wenai's crusade against my use of the word "retard" in rants and flames, to you using ShowEQ. Retard.

I used cheat codes in Duke Nukem 3D AND Starcraft !

[Ektar]

guise,

I have been informed by our friend Glitch that I have matched Goobles' post count. He has informed me that once I breach this barrier, I shall obtain Goobles' essence and all the powers therein.

I don't know. I'm afraid. who will help me make this step to a higher level of self?

[Safon]

she's not fat, but i bet she's still out of your league. :rolleyes:

Fat

[Alex]

Lmfao this is awesome

[Alex]

Lmfao this is awesome

(purist's lulzy pic about feachie)

[Slathar]

Harris is deeply diabetic, resembles a fat version of Joe Dirt, and lies about military service to the Internet. He was kicked out because he was unable to do basic training on a Rascal.

[Tumdumm]

joe dirt was fuckin great im about to go check netflix insta-q

[vinx]

joe dirt was fuckin great im about to go check netflix insta-q

It was just on tv a few hours ago.. but i lol'd at his analogy ;)

[Fists]

bump. HasbinMAD*

[Tajin]

ROFL!!! Hope you realzie this happened 2 years ago or so lol. Man you really go all out on research, i'm not trying to get u mad lol, cause i know u guys do alot for the server, especially you. But everything that i said happened before u were even GM. It happened when the server 1st started. So if you really want to go all out on ur research again, go check the logs on Penoy and check his rez logs. In fact go ask Xzerion about it lol.

If you want to see the exploited Amy Knight, go check our 1st fear raid. Check the logs on that raid when Xzerion/Gnomercy charmed them. Believe me i have no reason to lie.

People hacking i've seen Magus / Tiki / Reiker and a few others i can't remember who were using outside programs but i cant remember their names. It was a year ago or so. I know some of them were hacked but they were open about it in vent.

As for RMT, go check logs for Olympia and his Shaman roomate buddy(forget his name), I was in vent when they openly said they were selling shit for RMT.

As for Duping, i can't definitely say it was going on but i know Gnomercy was duping gems and such. Again check logs about it.

Plz respond back, would love to see what you have to say.

Waitng to see Uthgaards response to this... and also their is no responding to Harrison, he is literally retarded.

[Ronas]

Epic thread, need to get in on this. Harrison i know you have a hard on for Durison, but i think he prefer skinny dudes. ;)

[Seaweedpimp]

harrison mongoloid

[Juugox2]

lol is this a way to make your guild look good? almost seems like it since you dont mention it ONCE anyway we all know TR is full of retards that exploit themselves dont lie.. or you just ZERG no skill in that at all.. plus this game has been out for what 13 years? back then it was skill now its just doing it again.. you guys can research anything you want to back then you had none of that it actually toke skill now its not anyway lets rape TRAK DOWN with bunch of PETS HELL YAZZZZZZZZ

[Pheer]

lol is this a way to make your guild look good? almost seems like it since you dont mention it ONCE anyway we all know TR is full of retards that exploit themselves dont lie.. or you just ZERG no skill in that at all.. plus this game has been out for what 13 years? back then it was skill now its just doing it again.. you guys can research anything you want to back then you had none of that it actually toke skill now its not anyway lets rape TRAK DOWN with bunch of PETS HELL YAZZZZZZZZ

is this even english

[Nedala]

i have no idea what the fuck im talking about

fixd

[JenJen]

you can really feel the furious wraith of an angry nerd in that post. pure, putrid, filthy anger. red in the face?

[Anger]

you can really feel the furious wraith of an angry nerd in that post. pure, putrid, filthy anger. red in the face?

hmm?

[Dravingar]

anyway lets rape TRAK DOWN with bunch of PETS HELL YAZZZZZZZZ

That's my favorite part of the tard rant.

[Anger]

That's my favorite part of the tard rant.

Its because that's how TR got the server first Trak kill.

That, and he was bugged. GG

[Safon]

you can really feel the furious wraith of an angry nerd in that post. pure, putrid, filthy anger. red in the face?

Why do you get off seeing the rage and bile of these boards? Very unbecoming of a lady.

[Harrison]

Waitng to see Uthgaards response to this... and also their is no responding to Harrison, he is literally retarded.

Lol kid who can't spell calls people retarded...love it

[Edzilla]

Did shenanigans occur? Without a doubt. Do they still? Probably so.

Claiming that IB/TR is completely innocent throughout it all is what I call bullshit on. And your failtroll attempt at PR does nothing but make it worse.

I can't really speak for IB now, since they have changed a lot since I was with them, but, back when I was - they were totally legit. Did everything by the book and I respect them for that.

(post might be a little late, sry!)

[JenJen]

anger...that wasnt directed at you, but the guy posting a stream of generally terrible English language. Your fault for having such a forum name!!

"safon" who said i get off on it? i cyber with bisch for my kicks.

[JenJen]

i can also confirm my brief spell in DW when raiding with IB i didnt see nor hear any cheaty stuff (and they were beating DA/VD partnership to every boss)

[Anger]

anger...that wasnt directed at you, but the guy posting a stream of generally terrible English language. Your fault for having such a forum name!!

"safon" who said i get off on it? i cyber with bisch for my kicks.

I know, just giving ya shit :)

[JenJen]

dayum!!!

[Anger]

dayum!!!

Haha. And despite what you or whoever might think, my toon's name in game really is Anger!

[Dravingar]

Its because that's how TR got the server first Trak kill.

That, and he was bugged. GG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKzvKTrY74

That was the server first Trak kill and our pet swarm.

Was he weaker than he should of been? Yes.

Did a certain guild also wipe two days earlier with 78 to that same mob? Yes.

Please, be quiet now.

[Eccezan]

Trak spawn for TR yet?

[Seaweedpimp]

Trak spawn for TR yet?

No

[Koota]

Lol kid who can't spell calls people retarded...love it

He spelled it correctly, dumbass. The grammar wasn't spot on. If you're going to call people out, do it proper, son.

[Tiggles]

Not gonna lie, I just got back and I didnt read ANYTHING in this thread.

[Harrison]

He spelled it correctly, dumbass. The grammar wasn't spot on. If you're going to call people out, do it proper, son.

You shouldn't even be in this thread. You are a component of the shitbaggery that is the very subject of it!

You have a lot of balls even posting in it being publicly known for having been caught using SEQ.

[Hasbinbad]

This thread has surpassed all of my expectations. Thank you all.

[Tiggles]

This thread has surpassed all of my expectations. Thank you all.

Fat

[Seaweedpimp]

This thread has surpassed all of my expectations. Thank you all.

double fat neck

[Hasbinbad]

Also, to whatever mongrel who said that I misquoted:

"Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there remains no being to improve and no direction is set for possible improvement: and when experience is not retained, as among savages, infancy is perpetual. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." (Santayana)

Santayana, George. The Life of Reason; or the Phases of Human Progress. New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1905. Book.

[Koota]

You shouldn't even be in this thread. You are a component of the shitbaggery that is the very subject of it!

You have a lot of balls even posting in it being publicly known for having been caught using SEQ.


Oddly enough you are a component too. With your multiple bans as well. I've admitted, why can't you?




Also:


THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR

[Harrison]

Still going to stick to that like it means anything? You're pathetic lol and so is the guild housing you.

I've only been banned once, retard. (And it doesn't count because it broke no rules. Saying the word "retard" in rants and flames section isn't breaking a single rule.)

Lol ShowEQ

[deakolt]

Also, to whatever mongrel who said that I misquoted:

"Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there remains no being to improve and no direction is set for possible improvement: and when experience is not retained, as among savages, infancy is perpetual. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." (Santayana)

Santayana, George. The Life of Reason; or the Phases of Human Progress. New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1905. Book.

LIKE YOU READ THAT BOOK YOU CRETIN

[deakolt]

nah 4 real u plaid me like a fiddle and i respek that

[Koota]

Still going to stick to that like it means anything? You're pathetic lol and so is the guild housing you.

I've only been banned once, retard. (And it doesn't count because it broke no rules. Saying the word "retard" in rants and flames section isn't breaking a single rule.)

Lol ShowEQ


What guild is housing me? I don't play on this server anymore. K


Also, you've been banned twice, retard. Your memory that far gone? Why the lies bro? I'm being honest. You aren't. Get on my superior level.

[Harrison]

What guild is housing me? I don't play on this server anymore. K


Also, you've been banned twice, retard. Your memory that far gone? Why the lies bro? I'm being honest. You aren't. Get on my superior level.

Banned once.

[Harrison]

On the forums no less, never for cheating ingame like a complete failure lmao

[Koota]

On the forums no less, never for cheating ingame like a complete failure lmao

Pixels matter, obviously. Your two infractions to my one, I am clearly the lesser douchebag in this scenario. Clearly.

[Harrison]

ITT: hacking pieces of shit that try to justify their level of shitbaggedness with comparing their ingame bans to forum bans.

P.S. If you don't play here, and cheat when you do, feel free to gtfo. Not a single player wants you here.

[Koota]

P.S. If you don't play here, feel free to gtfo. Not a single player wants you here.



Likewise. :D

[YendorLootmonkey]

i can also confirm my brief spell in DW when raiding with IB i didnt see nor hear any cheaty stuff (and they were beating DA/VD partnership to every boss)

Your brief one-week stint in Darkwind's guildchat? :)

[Seaweedpimp]

Jenjen you werent around when IB couldnt compete with DA. Or you wouldnt of said that.

We used to gank them like TR ganked from kunark opening till about 2 weeks ago ( lol)

[Hasbinbad]

So I wasn't very active around this particular time, therefore thess are serious questions:

Didn't the period where DA picked up a bunch of spawns coincide with the the period immediately following 2 splinter guilds forming out of IB, thusly splitting their members and leadership three ways? Didn't DA stop getting most spawns pretty much as soon as IB rebuilt? Even more so once TR was formed? Isn't this true despite the numbers advantage that the 3? 4? mergers/absorptions DA underwent gave them?

Funny how that happened like that?

[Nivar Quartz]

So I wasn't very active around this particular time, therefore thess are serious questions:

Didn't the period where DA picked up a bunch of spawns coincide with the the period immediately following 2 splinter guilds forming out of IB, thusly splitting their members and leadership three ways? Didn't DA stop getting most spawns pretty much as soon as IB rebuilt? Even more so once TR was formed? Isn't this true despite the numbers advantage that the 3? 4? mergers/absorptions DA underwent gave them?

Funny how that happened like that?


Correct...

[Slathar]

So I wasn't very active around this particular time, therefore thess are serious questions:

Didn't the period where DA picked up a bunch of spawns coincide with the the period immediately following 2 splinter guilds forming out of IB, thusly splitting their members and leadership three ways? Didn't DA stop getting most spawns pretty much as soon as IB rebuilt? Even more so once TR was formed? Isn't this true despite the numbers advantage that the 3? 4? mergers/absorptions DA underwent gave them?

Funny how that happened like that?

on a scale of 1-10 how much do you look like the comic book guy from the simpsons? ill venture a 9

i cant believe adults actually bother with this shit.

[Hasbinbad]

^fat

[Slathar]

^fat

nah

[Hasbinbad]

^fat

[Slathar]

when he ventures out to wal-mart for another 65 pack of the dew and an econo-size box of hot pockets, he uses a scooter and rests his enormous, lop-sided ponch between his knees. on his sweaty, gasping journey to his car it swings left to right inside of his quadruple X stretch pants. he gets in his car and breathes a sigh of relief. trakanon hasn't spawned. he will make it back in time. perhaps enough time for a celebratory wank.

[Hasbinbad]

^ fat

[Slathar]

in before fat.

you're a fat, ugly, peasant and play video games for endless hours hahahaha

hail to the king baby

[Hasbinbad]

in before fat.
i lol'd irl

[YendorLootmonkey]

He could have beat you with "in before fat" if he were thinner. =/

[Harrison]

Slathar slob is mad that people are better than him still lol

[Slathar]

Slathar slob is mad that people are better than him still lol

fat

[Daldolma]

This thread is phat.

[JenJen]

Jenjen you werent around when IB couldnt compete with DA. Or you wouldnt of said that.

err...yes i would have still said that as i was just stating what i saw in my brief time there before i stopped playing :)

[Humerox]

intermission

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[Koota]

very nice share buddy...

[Ektar]

I once ran home from work when I got a text draco was up

not because draco himself was up, but because crow sent the text and I wanted to impress her.


...not really. it was because of draco.

[Molitoth]

when he ventures out to wal-mart for another 65 pack of the dew and an econo-size box of hot pockets, he uses a scooter and rests his enormous, lop-sided ponch between his knees. on his sweaty, gasping journey to his car it swings left to right inside of his quadruple X stretch pants. he gets in his car and breathes a sigh of relief. trakanon hasn't spawned. he will make it back in time. perhaps enough time for a celebratory wank.

in before fat.

you're a fat, ugly, peasant and play video games for endless hours hahahaha

hail to the king baby


lol

[Tiggles]

I once slowly waddled home from work when I got a text draco was up

not because draco himself was up, but because crow sent the text and I wanted to impress her.


...not really. it was because of draco.

[Ektar]

why you gotta be hatin broski

[Safon]

LOL

[Anger]

thnx for sharing great job +rep

Location: 1.

[Moonface]

This post is in response to the “Nice! How’s VP?” post, but due to it’s length and the fact that it’s also a good mini history of certain aspects of p99 - which some players may not be aware of - I’m giving it it’s own thread.

In The Beginning

In the beginning, the Earth was without form, and void. Then from the mists of time began the conspiracy theories about a crew of people on Project 1999 variously known as Rusty Long Swords, Fine Steel Long Swords, Inglourious Basterds, and Transatlantic Rampage.

The Kool-Aid Krew

Jimlizzia Jones' group of miscreants - Transcendence - started this nonsense. It began with Sky. Someone (Astro) had the bright idea to try and actually use the sky portal spell, which was available, but not supposed to work. Lo and behold, he got in, so we went exploring. We killed the fairies, but since sky wasn't quite developed yet, the keys didn't work, and we couldn't get to island 2. We did however grab a warrior haste belt, which went to Olympia. Although we expected to have the loot stripped, the GM ruling was that we could keep our loot, a precedent that would be carried out through many mishaps in the history of this server. This decision was carried across the board. To my knowledge, no loot has ever been stripped from characters for a mistake of the Dev's, except maybe Goobles being in the hole, but even there, I am pretty sure several items from the hole still exist on this server.

This is when Transcendence and a few of the more gullible people on the server started donning their Tin-Foil Hats of Destiny, and with their powers of groupthink decided that we were getting handjobs from Nilbog & co. Time after time we beat them to spawn after spawn, and the rumors raged and grew, turning a somewhat cohesive, smallish community of nostalgic gamers into a seething mass of hate-filled trolls throwing poop at each other in ways that would make monkeys blush.

Next came the Plane of Hate. Unlike Sky, which was more obviously not supposed to be open, we honestly weren't sure about Hate. We ported up and rolled through several trash mobs, garnering 2 or three crappy armor pieces, before the GM's thunderclapped our raid and told us to get lost. In both of these cases, the GM's left the doors open accidentally, and we just went in, for fun, because we could and because it was fucking awesome. None of us are apologetic about it, and while you might question the ethics of it, we honestly would have been fine with the loot being stripped, and were just in it for teh lulz. P99 wasn't such serious business back then as it is now, and most of us were itching for something new.

This incident fed fuel to the fire that Transcendence was tending, and the rumors grew and grew.

Next: Draum and Cohort. A shadowknight and cleric respectively, who appeared out of thin air with a legit-sounding story of duoing to level 50 anonymously. We had 17 people in our guild in SolB at or near level 50, and those guys were down to kick it, so we decided to try and take down Lord Nagafen. After failing 3 or 4 times, we finally got our shit together and pulled a good strat out of our asses, killing the red wyrm and earning the title "the Dragonslayer." Several days later, their anonymous-duo story was debunked, and it came out that Draum and Cohort were the products of a GM's account getting hacked, and subsequently GM-levelling 2 characters to 50. We thought it was funny that nobody had ever heard of them up to level 50, but their gear was fucking horribad, so we didn't really think too much of it.

Of course this just made the lackwits desirous of those shiny hats Transcendence were wearing, and the reputation of our heroes was fairly cemented. Xzerion was basically accused of every crime on the books, and the masses flung their filth with the certainty of ignorance.

These incidents are here chronicled in the interests of full disclosure. To be sure, there were hundreds of other unfounded rumors of how the GM’s would bend over for us at our pleasure, and they were generally perceived as gospel by anyone not in IB.

This is where the story goes astray from the path.

Tantalar, a ranger in Transcendence, was chastised and de-levelled for abusing the tumpy tonic quest to gain levels. It would be bad enough had this been all of the information about this incident, but the fact of the matter was that Tantalar had an alter ego. You see, Tantalar was also known as GM-Bristlebane, someone who damn well knew better than to exploit an obvious bug (over and over and over again) for personal gain.

Tibador was the original (co- ?) guild leader of Transcendence. Transcendece, accompanied by Tibador (who we can only assume was OK with it) was caught red-handed with fraps for evidence exploit-pulling Phinagel Autropos through the floor, bypassing the seahorses, which are far harder to kill (lol) than Phinny himself. It would be bad enough had this been all of the information about this incident, but the fact of the matter was that Tibador had an alter ego. You see, Tibador was also known as GM The Nameless, someone who damn well knew better than to exploit an obvious bug for personal gain.

Then came Vox. Killed by Transcendence the night of the DDOS with 8 people. Yes, I said eight. Allizia had figured out that Vox’s AE didn’t check the Z-axis, and that if they positioned her just right, they could chain pet her down without getting feared or damaged. I don’t know if Tibador was complicit in this act or not, but it’s just more general bullshit coming from the people who cried foul at us.

Well, after all of these incidents, it is my understanding that the GM’s who had play-characters were either removed from being a GM or given the choice to chose whether they wanted to keep GM’ing or keep playing. Xzerion decided to keep playing, and no longer had access to a GM character to my knowledge. At some point after that, he was given back the title of a Developer for Kunark. I am not privy to the machinations of the project leaders, but it is my opinion that this reinstatement was due to Xzerion’s seniority as a gm/dev - having been there from the start, proven record of fairness, and work output in developing for the server.

Nobody in Transcendence ever produced a shred of evidence of any serious wrongdoing by anyone in IB that was not followed by swift punishment including guildremoval of that person by the leadership of IB. I’m not saying that everyone in our guild was perfect and just, but the leadership had a very bleak outlook on people who used 3rd party programs or exploits.

That is quite amusing, because the very people fomenting the hyperbolic rumors of suspect ethics within IB were in fact the ones abusing the most bugs and exploiting raid mobs etc.

Dark Suspension

Yet another case of the crow calling the raven black.

The most training, suspect engagements, KSing, and general shitbaggery I’ve ever seen was Failbait and the early days of Dark Suspension. Between RallyD crashing zones and directing this crew to KS and then ninjaloot Maestro, and Raren etc. duping and duping and duping, I believe Dark Ascension earned their monniker of Dark Suspension many times over. Raren? Check. RallyD? Check. Koota? Check. Modus? Check. Spawn timers? Check. Dupes? Check. Guild-approved ShowEQ? Check. Guild-approved MQ? Check. All documented and reported with results from the GM staff.

Doctored screenshots of first-to-fifteen anyone? Anyone?

Of course, that didn’t stop me from joining them whilst on my hiatus from the IB crew, because they were #2, and I wanted to fucking raid, but it’s true nonetheless. While I was in DA, I heard more talk about how we should train and ks etc. at every chance than I’ve ever heard in any game ever. Besides the rule breaking, I never witnessed any specific overt cheating (dupes, 3rd party, etc.), except after the fact when certain people were banned or suspended. They kept their talk of cheats to a select crew of people in the upper echelons, but we all knew what was happening. Several of DA and I did our best to speak out against cheating, but it did no good. When I made my infamous anti-military post and was summarily discharged from DA, I was 2 shakes from officership (many can vouch, durpison is an easily manipulated thrall who had the good fortune of being a figurehead at the right time when a mass exodus from the failbait occured.. he was always looked at as a joke, has very little skill or knowledge, and was basically the accidental “leader” of DA who accomplished very little leadership), and it was my intention to help those guys clean house. C’est la vie.

From duping and training, to ninjalooting and the guild sanctioning the use of 3rd party programs, to scamming and kill-stealing, and even mass recruiting in the EC tunnel, this crew of people is basically guilty of every major sin in the mmo community. It has all been well-documented, and many, many repercussions have been visited on individual members and the guild as a whole. It is very telling that those who have had GM interventions on their accounts have been kept in the DA crew or kicked briefly and welcomed back. Very telling indeed.

I only wonder how much shit they’ve gotten away with that nobody knows about.

Modern Tin-Foil Hattery (Xzerion Revisited)

You guys are basically just dumb now.

We’ve been through this ringer time and time again, with much better trolls than you. You’re fucking noobs. You can’t come up with any evidence of any wrong doing, yet you accuse us of being demons from the abyss. You call out Xzerion, one of the nicest, most straight up guys I have ever met - we’ve had our differences, but not-nice and unethical is something that I would never call him. He has bent over backwards for 3? years now to help bring you fucktards the baddest ass mmo experience on the fucking internet, and you shit on him. Shame on you. How dare you? Go somewhere else if you don’t like him playing and helping develop, because your bitch asses are not fucking wanted here. What the fuck have you done for this community? It certainly has not come close to equalling one tenth of the work he has done to make this possible.

Seriously you shitty cretins, start running fraps. If we’re breaking the rules, you will catch us. I dare you. Please. We welcome the inspection. Since that probably won’t happen though, and since in the face of 100% lack of any evidence supporting you, you will continue to troll us..

We’re going to have fun with it. You keep painting us like villains, we may as well fuck with you. You’re never going to stop, so fuck it. We don’t give a shit what you think, or how it makes you feel. You’re bullshit. Even Rogean publically said that thinks it’s fucking funny how we troll you bitches. He’s been here through all of this, and knows how ridiculous all this shit about us being unethical is. Again, I don’t speak for every member, there are bad apples undoubtedly, but they get dealt with in this guild.

Thank You

I saw a few of you who have had the tinfoil hats on apologize to Xzerion. This post is still directed at you, but at least you have the nuts to admit when you’re a dickwad, and I appreciate that.

In Conclusion

Eat a dick.

clearly has never had sex.

[Hasbinbad]

clearly has never had sex.
clearly

[Glitch]

Bro. Step off. Hasbinbad can pick up any woman he wants.

He's all, "hey baby, ever seen a rogue in lustrous russet?



....do you want to? ;)"


bitches swoon left and right

[Hasbinbad]

Naw Glitch, thanks for sticking up for me, but it's true that I am a virgin.

[Harrison]

It's the only way to be good at anything, ever.

[Sinlea]

I want to hear the story about how that one hawt? girl split up IB... could someone tell that story.

That was me. When they figured out that I'm actually Raren, everyone nerd raged and shit just went downhill from there.

[Hasbinbad]

That was me. When they figured out that I'm actually Raren, everyone nerd raged and shit just went downhill from there.
Really lol. Really, really: lol.

[Autotune]

That was me. When they figured out that I'm actually Raren, everyone nerd raged and shit just went downhill from there.


do go on...

[Ihealyou]

Bro. Step off. Hasbinbad can pick up any woman he wants.

He's all, "hey baby, ever seen a rogue in lustrous russet?



....do you want to? ;)"


bitches swoon left and right

would rather see hbb out of his lustrous russet tbh

[Alarti0001]

So I wasn't very active around this particular time, therefore thess are serious questions:

Didn't the period where DA picked up a bunch of spawns coincide with the the period immediately following 2 splinter guilds forming out of IB, thusly splitting their members and leadership three ways? Didn't DA stop getting most spawns pretty much as soon as IB rebuilt? Even more so once TR was formed? Isn't this true despite the numbers advantage that the 3? 4? mergers/absorptions DA underwent gave them?

Funny how that happened like that?



I find it funny that people argue skill based on the ability to wake up at 4am est, after merging with a euro guild.

[booter]

I find it funny that people argue skill based on the ability to wake up at 4am est, after merging with a euro guild.

IDK dude, people are still wiping on Trak with 40+.

Also, how many guilds have killed Gore and Sev?

[Bubbles]

I find it funny that people argue skill based on the ability to wake up at 4am est, after merging with a euro guild.

That would be the gigantic elephant in the room, yes.

[Bubbles]

IDK dude, people are still wiping on Trak with 40+.

Also, how many guilds have killed Gore and Sev?

replace 'wiping' with 'sprinting, half buffed, with the random smattering of people online that moment towards the raid MOB trying to get FTE".

Lets please stop pretending if some half-assed rotation was in place one of the top 10 guilds on the server isn't going to down any raid target their slated for.

And no, lets not even talk about any kind of a rotation, just using it as a basic measuring stick of 'oh look mob is up and we have 40 people, mob is going to die'.

If there's a food drop in some 3rd world country, the first couple dozen people to tear open the care package aren't the only ones who know how to eat.

If people are looking to honestly answer the question of 'zomg why do people hate us?" it's not that you beat people to mobs, kill the mobs, etc.. Thats the product of having a good crew, good mobilization and good tactics.

The 'angered' factor comes from ya'll inferring that you kill raid mob XYZ because no one else has the ability to do so. It's a stupid misconception that stems back to the real 1999... when 95% of the people on any given server were making tailored backpacks, fishing waiting for a boat, holding roleplay wedding and doing godknowswhatelse while it took them 3 years to hit level 40. And there *was* only one or two guilds on most servers the first couple years that had 30 people who could even find VS's lair.. or make it from blackburrow to permafrost to even be in the same zone as vox (lol), etc... And i'm pretty dang sure we *all* know that 9 out of 10 people on this server is people who made up that l337 5% who actually figured the game out early, excelled, and want to relive their former glory.

If you get 7 out of 10 raid targets, that's wonderful. Congo rats. We're thrilled for you, really. All we ask is you don't prance around in game and on the forums treating the rest of the world like we're some mongoloid from 10 years past who spends their time on the server turning in their tome of discord to the PoD, repeatedly attacking our guildmaster, and running mail deliveries for the league of antonican bards between Kaladim and Kelethin like we're Kevin Costner in "The Postman" trying in vain to achieve level 5.

Because you damn well know it ain't true.

[Anger]

All we ask is you don't prance around in game and on the forums treating the rest of the world like we're some mongoloid from 10 years past who spends their time on the server turning in their tome of discord to the PoD, repeatedly attacking our guildmaster, and running mail deliveries for the league of antonican bards between Kaladim and Kelethin like we're Kevin Costner in "The Postman" trying in vain to achieve level 5.

Because you damn well know it ain't true.

Aaaand Bubbles wins the thread.

Can we all start a new, more interesting thread now?

[wrxBRAH]

replace 'wiping' with 'sprinting, half buffed, with the random smattering of people online that moment towards the raid MOB trying to get FTE".

Lets please stop pretending if some half-assed rotation was in place one of the top 10 guilds on the server isn't going to down any raid target their slated for.

And no, lets not even talk about any kind of a rotation, just using it as a basic measuring stick of 'oh look mob is up and we have 40 people, mob is going to die'.

If there's a food drop in some 3rd world country, the first couple dozen people to tear open the care package aren't the only ones who know how to eat.

If people are looking to honestly answer the question of 'zomg why do people hate us?" it's not that you beat people to mobs, kill the mobs, etc.. Thats the product of having a good crew, good mobilization and good tactics.

The 'angered' factor comes from ya'll inferring that you kill raid mob XYZ because no one else has the ability to do so. It's a stupid misconception that stems back to the real 1999... when 95% of the people on any given server were making tailored backpacks, fishing waiting for a boat, holding roleplay wedding and doing godknowswhatelse while it took them 3 years to hit level 40. And there *was* only one or two guilds on most servers the first couple years that had 30 people who could even find VS's lair.. or make it from blackburrow to permafrost to even be in the same zone as vox (lol), etc... And i'm pretty dang sure we *all* know that 9 out of 10 people on this server is people who made up that l337 5% who actually figured the game out early, excelled, and want to relive their former glory.

If you get 7 out of 10 raid targets, that's wonderful. Congo rats. We're thrilled for you, really. All we ask is you don't prance around in game and on the forums treating the rest of the world like we're some mongoloid from 10 years past who spends their time on the server turning in their tome of discord to the PoD, repeatedly attacking our guildmaster, and running mail deliveries for the league of antonican bards between Kaladim and Kelethin like we're Kevin Costner in "The Postman" trying in vain to achieve level 5.

Because you damn well know it ain't true.

MVP /thread

[Dravingar]

Tard dribble.

So, Alarti bashes TR for being a zerg, Booter replies saying hey guys, you just wiped to a mob with a solid force and that's somehow us calling everyone thats not in TR skillless fucks? Sounds like sound logic.

Also, TMO kill gore yet?

[Slathar]

So, Alarti bashes TR for being a zerg, Booter replies saying hey guys, you just wiped to a mob with a solid force and that's somehow us calling everyone thats not in TR skillless fucks? Sounds like sound logic.

Also, TMO kill gore yet?

TR got insulin yet?

[Harrison]

Slathar so fat

[Dravingar]

Yeah, I got my insulin. I'm on Medicare/Unemployment/Foodstamps obviously.

[Slathar]

Slathar so fat

you emotional, bro?

[Harrison]

No, I'm a robot.

You fat, bro?

[booter]

Booter replies saying hey guys, you just wiped to a mob with a solid force and that's somehow us calling everyone thats not in TR skillless fucks?

Well I wasn't specifically talking about that. We've wiped with similar numbers.

[EvilMallet]

watching slathar and harrison fight is like two deaf people yell insults at each other.


and they both cant read lips

[Alex]

watching slathar and harrison fight is like two deaf people yell insults at each other.

and they both cant read lips

lololol

[Loke]

replace 'wiping' with 'sprinting, half buffed, with the random smattering of people online that moment towards the raid MOB trying to get FTE".


No one is saying EQ takes skill. However, a big part of being a capable player and raider in the game is being knowledgeable and prepared. TMO ran in and engaged trak half cocked before they had the force to take it down and wiped. You essentially went into an event that you yourself claim is trivial and wiped. Even though we had more players online than you when he spawned, we waited until we knew we had the force to kill him. Draw what conclusions from that you want as far as the notions of skill, knowledge, and ability are concerned.

Also, if you could adapt your humanitarian food drop analogy to the most recent Trak I think it might help me understand it better. Not sure how you can fail at something that you yourself compared to being as simple as eating.

[JenJen]

bubbles joined tmo?

[Loke]

bubbles joined tmo?

No idea, I just assumed since like a third of the server has.

[Grahm]

Naw Glitch, thanks for sticking up for me, but it's true that I am a virgin.

LOL...wow

[Grahm]

replace 'wiping' with 'sprinting, half buffed, with the random smattering of people online that moment towards the raid MOB trying to get FTE".

Lets please stop pretending if some half-assed rotation was in place one of the top 10 guilds on the server isn't going to down any raid target their slated for.

And no, lets not even talk about any kind of a rotation, just using it as a basic measuring stick of 'oh look mob is up and we have 40 people, mob is going to die'.

If there's a food drop in some 3rd world country, the first couple dozen people to tear open the care package aren't the only ones who know how to eat.

If people are looking to honestly answer the question of 'zomg why do people hate us?" it's not that you beat people to mobs, kill the mobs, etc.. Thats the product of having a good crew, good mobilization and good tactics.

The 'angered' factor comes from ya'll inferring that you kill raid mob XYZ because no one else has the ability to do so. It's a stupid misconception that stems back to the real 1999... when 95% of the people on any given server were making tailored backpacks, fishing waiting for a boat, holding roleplay wedding and doing godknowswhatelse while it took them 3 years to hit level 40. And there *was* only one or two guilds on most servers the first couple years that had 30 people who could even find VS's lair.. or make it from blackburrow to permafrost to even be in the same zone as vox (lol), etc... And i'm pretty dang sure we *all* know that 9 out of 10 people on this server is people who made up that l337 5% who actually figured the game out early, excelled, and want to relive their former glory.

If you get 7 out of 10 raid targets, that's wonderful. Congo rats. We're thrilled for you, really. All we ask is you don't prance around in game and on the forums treating the rest of the world like we're some mongoloid from 10 years past who spends their time on the server turning in their tome of discord to the PoD, repeatedly attacking our guildmaster, and running mail deliveries for the league of antonican bards between Kaladim and Kelethin like we're Kevin Costner in "The Postman" trying in vain to achieve level 5.

Because you damn well know it ain't true.

/thread

[Treats]

No one is saying EQ takes skill. However, a big part of being a capable player and raider in the game is being knowledgeable and prepared. TMO ran in and engaged trak half cocked before they had the force to take it down and wiped. You essentially went into an event that you yourself claim is trivial and wiped. Even though we had more players online than you when he spawned, we waited until we knew we had the force to kill him. Draw what conclusions from that you want as far as the notions of skill, knowledge, and ability are concerned.

Every raiding guild in the history of Everquest is guilty of this. Give me a fucking break. TR sure as fuck doesn't wait for more players to log on when they wipe to Gorenaire with NO OTHER RAID FORCE EVEN IN THE ZONE and no competition whatsoever. What does that make them? A guild full of unknowledgeable unprepared full blown fucking retards? No. Saying you are more knowledgeable and more prepared than any other guild here is just stupid. TR has wiped to every raid mob they have ever tried at least once. TMO has wiped to every raid mob they have ever tried at least once. (Insert guild here) has wiped to every raid mob they have tried at least once.

Look at the fails to Trakanon right AFTER Kunark came out on this server and before damage was fixed. Wiping with fucking High End Velious/Luclin era type weapon damage. Laughable.

You can take your knowledgeable and preparedness bullshit and just throw that right out the window.

[Ektar]

No one is saying EQ takes skill.

I've said this on multiple occasions. but I ain't TR so don't worry :P


Every raiding guild in the history of Everquest is guilty of this. Give me a fucking break. TR sure as fuck doesn't wait for more players to log on when they wipe to Gorenaire with NO OTHER RAID FORCE EVEN IN THE ZONE and no competition whatsoever. What does that make them? A guild full of unknowledgeable unprepared full blown fucking retards? No. Saying you are more knowledgeable and more prepared than any other guild here is just stupid. TR has wiped to every raid mob they have ever tried at least once. TMO has wiped to every raid mob they have ever tried at least once. (Insert guild here) has wiped to every raid mob they have tried at least once.

Look at the fails to Trakanon right AFTER Kunark came out on this server and before damage was fixed. Wiping with fucking High End Velious/Luclin era type weapon damage. Laughable.

You can take your knowledgeable and preparedness bullshit and just throw that right out the window.

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/chewbaccadefense.jpg
and incase this satire is unclear: your logic is lol and you use loose logical ties to paint a lol picture (all guilds have wiped to a target at least once, therefore are equal)

[Anger]

http://i.imgur.com/4plZc.jpg

[Alex]

lololol

[Loke]

luls

Agree to disagree, I guess.

[Slathar]

Буш сбил башни.

[azeth]

Буш сбил башни.

translation : fat

[Ektar]

ochyen lol

[Hasbinbad]

Bubbles, what you say would be true if there wasn't a well-documented history of you bitches crying foul (while simultaneously cheating) for the last 2 years (as briefly outlined in my OP).

You - as a day1? member of p99 - ought to know better.

The original crew of IB never lorded anything over anyone until it became en vogue to do so because we were sick and fucking tired of all the lies. It was a reaction to treat people like they should be playing Hello Kitty Island Adventures, not an original action. What we have now is just a carryover from that original time period.

Again, you - as a day1? member of p99 - ought to know better.

[Alex]

she's not fat, but i bet she's still out of your league. :rolleyes:

He refers to the chick i called fat (in his avatar pic) as she. He has confirmed he is indeed in said pic, in a staring contest (one other person in the pic, a dude). His vocabulary includes words such as bro and *****, draw your own conclusions.

[Feachie]

He refers to the chick i called fat (in his avatar pic) as she. He has confirmed he is indeed in said pic, in a staring contest (one other person in the pic, a dude). His vocabulary includes words such as bro and *****, draw your own conclusions.

you were quoting a post regarding Ayrean, and I was responding to that. As for the rest, really? :rolleyes:

nice evidence brah*

[Alex]

you were quoting a post regarding Ayrean, and I was responding to that. As for the rest, really? :rolleyes:

nice evidence brah*

Is that roll eyes thing you use every other post a smiley? I see other smileys but yours always comes across as you just typing out rolleyes

[Feachie]

i use it when appropriate. need to take a break from r&f clearly

[JenJen]

now we have;

feachie and alex.

harrison and slathar.

any other love/hate relationships? if anyone wants to "go out with me" in a similar manner let me know. p.s fuck you you fat virgin man/woman, in advance.

[Alex]

Psh, me and Feachie are a much better duo than Harri/Slath

[JenJen]

i think id rather watch you two doing it, anyway. but its close.

[Safon]

i think id rather watch you two doing it, anyway. but its close.

Agreed

[JenJen]

i imagine with harrison and slathar it would be really tense, aggressive, almost violent with solid eye contact throughout.

[YendorLootmonkey]

i imagine with harrison and slathar it would be really tense, aggressive, almost violent with solid eye contact throughout.

That'd be some awkward twisting of the neck.

[JenJen]

you still havent accepted my friend request yendol-ay-oo-oooh.

[Anger]

http://i.imgur.com/4plZc.jpg

[Bubbles]

Bubbles, what you say would be true if there wasn't a well-documented history of you bitches crying foul (while simultaneously cheating) for the last 2 years (as briefly outlined in my OP).

You - as a day1? member of p99 - ought to know better.

The original crew of IB never lorded anything over anyone until it became en vogue to do so because we were sick and fucking tired of all the lies. It was a reaction to treat people like they should be playing Hello Kitty Island Adventures, not an original action. What we have now is just a carryover from that original time period.

Again, you - as a day1? member of p99 - ought to know better.

As a day one member you ought to know better,too. ;)

Pretty sure we were both there the first time Trans killed Nagafen. IB went out of their way to sit on their hands and watch a sub 50 paladin solo tank Nagafen for what seemed like hours. It was a lot more civil then.

My wall of text was directed mainly at the 'I've been in TR for a month now and god we're the best thing ever' fucktards which are generally the real reason the majority of you go through the RnF and in-game hell that you do.

I'm a poor excuse for the cheating/hacking whatever, of course. I never once zoned into Kedge with a Trans tag on, zoned into Fear exactly once in that span, etc. Hell i didn't even know what MQ and SEQ was until i took my long sabbatical and donked around on EZ. I know pyro and crow and everyone was pretty shocked when i went Trans to begin with when IB formed. Was hard to explain that i had like 0 interest in raiding this time around and was having more fun 3 manning deep into guk at level 30 than i would reliving batphone nightmares from a decade ago.

One thing you'll always be jealous of, of course, is the fact that i got deleveled and was almost banned outright by Tantalar (was that his name?) back in the first week the server was live.. For reporting a bug directly to him, of all things. Months later i was actually defending him in the whole Tumpy Tonic scandal, which goes to show you that i, too, have a sense of humor. :P

And i guess the thing that amuses me the most about all these threads is the fact is we're all basically the same person. You could make jokes that IB - Doze + Peace Pipe - Eclipse - Doze = Fusion - Ascention - Tmo.. I mean.. jesus.. hasn't everyone been touched by every guild by now? You can jump back to the early days of IB and i think we'd both agree that IB kicked it into overdrive when they snagged pretty much every melee class + wizard from Trans in the early days. Hell, the reason Barthorn was tanking nag to begin with was Sever rode the Galahad train to 50 and basically disappeared and... yes, children, Durison was only like 39 at the time and not ready to main tank back then. Hell we could have probably used Zilo to MT but he joined the darkside, too lol.

The bottom line is if i saw your corpse in Chardok and you were bound in CoM, you know i'd res you.. Just like if you saw my corpse at Shroom King you'd drag it back to jail for me. Which goes to the bigger picture: in most of those old QQ necro'd threads - me and you are pretty much the only 2 left still actively playing. And all the angered folks who were so passionate about topic A or B or C or whatever.. they're all burned out and long gone. I think there is a lesson in that somewhere.

People who don't generally get along don't last for the long haul. Which is stupid cuz we're all basically the same age group, same past, same interests, and like the same silly 10 year old game. You'd think we'd get along better. Hell, in a typical bar on a friday night you get people that don't have *any* of that in common, they all drink heavily, and it still mostly turns out far more peaceful and tranquil than what happens on this server. it's a mega /facepalm, for the most part. ;)

[Harrison]

You forget one thing about "everyone gets along."

I despise cheaters and those who harbor them.

[Daldolma]

You forget one thing about "everyone gets along."

I despise cheaters and those who harbor them.

Easy, sparky. It's P99, they're cheating at pixels. Reserve your hatred for something more important, like absolutely anything in the entire fucking world.

[deakolt]

you still havent accepted my friend request yendol-ay-oo-oooh.

i think this shoulda been yendo-lay-ee-ooo

[Ektar]

Easy, sparky. It's P99, they're cheating at pixels. Reserve your hatred for something more important, like absolutely anything in the entire fucking world.

well come on now. is someone cheating in poker just "cheating at cards" and not RL or something?

it's a game. a game is not fun when someone cheats.

[Daldolma]

well come on now. is someone cheating in poker just "cheating at cards" and not RL or something?

it's a game. a game is not fun when someone cheats.

Poker is generally for RL $.

But more importantly, if someone cheats me at poker, I don't say I despise them and anyone who harbors them and hold a grudge for 18 months. I call them a dick and stop playing with them.

[Harrison]

Normally, they'd be banned too.

But, for some reason, we're being soft on them here...

[Fraggle]

Normally, they'd be banned too.

But, for some reason, we're being soft on them here...

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9115768.jpg

[Harrison]

Nice first post, bro.

[Bardalicious]

Easy, sparky. It's P99, they're cheating at pixels. Reserve your hatred for something more important, like absolutely anything in the entire fucking world.

I owned a gameshark once and totally became outcast and blacklisted by my circle of friends because I had unlimited money in final fantasy tactics. Not even my own mother and father could look me in the eyes any more from an overwhelming sense of failure on their part due to poor parenting skills that led me to that poor life choice.

I subsequently sold my gameshark at a garage sale and have been working on mending those bridges ever since.

-An excerpt from my book "A Recovering Pixel Cheater"

[Fraggle]

Nice first post, bro.

I knew you would approve. This is probably better though:

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9116266.jpg

[Alex]

I owned a gameshark once and totally became outcast and blacklisted by my circle of friends because I had unlimited money in final fantasy tactics. Not even my own mother and father could look me in the eyes any more from an overwhelming sense of failure on their part due to poor parenting skills that led me to that poor life choice.

I subsequently sold my gameshark at a garage sale and have been working on mending those bridges ever since.

-An excerpt from my book "A Recovering Pixel Cheater"

Win. Pure, fucking, win. Thank you for the laughs sir

[Hasbinbad]

lol @ rode the galahad train

TWO BOX-cars??

rofl rofl rofl

[Harrison]

I knew you would approve. This is probably better though:

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9116266.jpg

I'd normally respond with something here but, you're hunting down RMT, so I can't hate you too much.

[Ektar]

using game genie in a single player game is different from cheating in a game with multiple people. and poke holes in whatever example you want, that's just retarded. ok so poker might be for rl money. what if it's not? omg your invalidation is now invalidated.

when I was younger my brother and I would play monopoly and he'd cheat all the time. It wasn't fun. I mean idk if people think cheating is no big deal then whatever. I hope someone cheats the law and kills you :P

[Anger]

I wish I had a father.

[Hasbinbad]

http://www.sfsignal.com/mt-static/images/darthVader.jpg

[Harrison]

Such an angry, repressed faggot. Suck a dick, and chill out, why don't you. Obama even repealed DADT, so you can do it openly now. No need to cruise rest stops.

Lol fat old dude

So, we have another troll in /ooc. Name is Tarlas. Says fuck every other word, and likes the words faggot, retard, etc.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=52920&postcount=1

Cry more, bitch. I shit on you in OOC like whoever Tarlas is and you've been a whiny little cunt since. Sad part is, you're pushing 50.

[Anger]

I wish my left nut dropped when I was a child so I could properly make love to a woman and stop being rejected.

[Ektar]

I wish my left nut dropped when I was a child so I could properly make love to a woman and stop being rejected.

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/Untitled-4.png

[Anger]

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/Untitled-4.png

ROFL.

Ektar wins again.

[Zereh]

hahaha You're quite the artiste, Ektar.

[deneauth]

Ektar you make me laugh out loud at work once again

[Bubbles]

Someone talk Ektar into camping something really boring, so we could get the entire illustrated kama sutra.

[Ektar]

I could just afk in a group and tab out and do it ;)

[Ektar]

think of it as commissioning an artist. we just need some willing sponsors

[Lostprophets]

http://cinderella.weblogs.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tin_foil_hat_area.jpg

[Darius]

You forget one thing about "everyone gets along."

I despise cheaters and those who harbor them.

Walk Hard!!! You are such a bad troll. WALK HARD

[Anger]

Boy this thread has gotten off track.

DA wouldnt be taking out targets if they didn't merge with TMO because they suck.

Discuss!

[Wrei]

I come back here after 50 years and still find you trolling these forums... Ektar I am disappoint.

[Glitch]

I come back here after 50 years and still find you trolling these forums... Ektar I am disappoint.

OMG WREI

[Ektar]

I DON'T TROLL I JUST REACT SMUGLY

and it's a relatively recent thing actually.

[Wrei]

Hi Glitch! As well as any of the old gang that is somehow still addicted to this mmo crack. Not to get derailed from Hasbin's wall of truthiness, it is downright hilarious that after all this time the same BS problem keeps arising. When one guild beats another, it's gotta be either :

1. Cheating
2. Training
3. Gm Favoritism
4. All of the above.

The sad truth is, it's not really the developers fault or the player base. The game itself is to blame. All new gen mmos (even EQ) have now progressed towards instancing because of all the sandy vaginas playing mmos. So I'm not sure why after all this time people are still bitching about camping bosses or being left out on a content. Seriously it's EQ. It's what you signed up for, you KNEW all this shit was going to happen at the raid level. There is no way to fix it. Your guild can't hack it? Then join the guild that does it. You don't want to join the guild that does it? Then quit playing.

So whether it's FTE,camping,variance,rotation,ks ffa etc.. people should be grateful that this server is still being run for FREE at the expense of many volunteers who make it possible.

PS: No I'm not dead, or sold my account for sexual favors. I switched comps a while ago and this page was bookmarked on archives so decided to pop in~~ Cya all by velious

[Ektar]

the thread was beautifully derailed! hopefulyl everyone is too much into the other threads to pick this one back up. That was ugly shit~

should I post a funny picture?

[Raavak]

1. plant lettuce seeds
2. TR tears water the seeds
3. sell the ripe lettuce
4. repeat for big monies!

Jealous poorfags?

[Allizia]

It began with Sky. Someone (Astro) had the bright idea to try and actually use the sky portal spell, which was available, but not supposed to work. Lo and behold, he got in, so we went exploring. We killed the fairies, but since sky wasn't quite developed yet, the keys didn't work, and we couldn't get to island 2. We did however grab a warrior haste belt, which went to Olympia. Although we expected to have the loot stripped, the GM ruling was that we could keep our loot, a precedent that would be carried out through many mishaps in the history of this server. This decision was carried across the board. To my knowledge, no loot has ever been stripped from characters for a mistake of the Dev's, except maybe Goobles being in the hole, but even there, I am pretty sure several items from the hole still exist on this server.[/FONT][/COLOR]

It's easy to justify just about anything if you have reason ;P "I was thinking of buying this house, and the window was unlocked, so I went ahead and moved in" PoH wasn't even released when this happened and there was absolutely no way to accidentally assume it should be open.

Next came the Plane of Hate. Unlike Sky, which was more obviously not supposed to be open, we honestly weren't sure about Hate. We ported up and rolled through several trash mobs, garnering 2 or three crappy armor pieces, before the GM's thunderclapped our raid and told us to get lost. In both of these cases, the GM's left the doors open accidentally, and we just went in, for fun, because we could and because it was fucking awesome. None of us are apologetic about it, and while you might question the ethics of it, we honestly would have been fine with the loot being stripped, and were just in it for teh lulz. P99 wasn't such serious business back then as it is now, and most of us were itching for something new.

This is pretty legit IIRC, we heard from some sources that PoH opening would not be announced and this happened right before the zone was released. Plausible deny-ability was plausible ~ However we all knew at this point that server crashes were causing locked zones to unlock, and it likely wasn't intended for release yet.

Tibador was the original (co- ?) guild leader of Transcendence. Transcendece, accompanied by Tibador (who we can only assume was OK with it) was caught red-handed with fraps for evidence exploit-pulling Phinagel Autropos through the floor, bypassing the seahorses, which are far harder to kill (lol) than Phinny himself. It would be bad enough had this been all of the information about this incident, but the fact of the matter was that Tibador had an alter ego. You see, Tibador was also known as GM The Nameless, someone who damn well knew better than to exploit an obvious bug for personal gain.

This was me actually, and there is a lot to it, including lackluster justification on my end: Kedge was Fubar with no pathing and we never pulled seahorses in classic. There were multiple ways to single pull Phinny, and when you killed the seahorses on top it "should" have spawned more seahorses in the lair, which would not despawn until the top seahorses repawned. Getting Phinny solo via killing seahorses was not plausible. The way IB killed Phinny (pull 2 horses with no FD or lull, kill them, med up, pull another, med up, single pull phinny) was not classic. So I used resisted lull to aggro him through the wall and make him path to us, the justification being that single pulling phinny was classic, reaching the same ends through different means due to the non-existance of pathing.

Then came Vox. Killed by Transcendence the night of the DDOS with 8 people. Yes, I said eight. Allizia had figured out that Vox’s AE didn’t check the Z-axis, and that if they positioned her just right, they could chain pet her down without getting feared or damaged. I don’t know if Tibador was complicit in this act or not, but it’s just more general bullshit coming from the people who cried foul at us.

This is far from what happened: As soon as we started the raid with over 20 people, DDOS attacks started and continued for like 4 hours as our numbers dwindled. The constant zone shutdowns broke VoX's AoE script and the constant attempts (zone crashes, not wipes) ran her out of mana since regeneration was borked at the time. After hours of DDoS we really didn't care anymore and just mugged her. I personally reported the lack of regen/AoE and it wasn't the first VoX kill. She was always half broken for everyone around that time.

Rawr

[Allizia]

To Allizia's defence, and who is the only man on earth I'd bear children to, that was a good Phinny pull. Check it out on youtube sometimes lmao.

0.o

[Allizia]

Naw Glitch, thanks for sticking up for me, but it's true that I am a virgin.

That's not what Barthorn told me...

[Hasbinbad]

Hi Allizia!! How's the oil riggin' biznasty?

[Glitterati]

0.o

<3 !!!

[Salty]

Blue kids love drama

[Glitch]

What the hell, Allizia.

[Ektar]

I didn't read all of that but their first time in hate was before I was in the guild which was WAY before hate's release. So I assume everything else is stated as fact but actually kinda made up.

but otherwise hi I still remember when you gave me moonstone rings for free in lguk safehall~

[Anger]

It's easy to justify just about anything if you have reason ;P "I was thinking of buying this house, and the window was unlocked, so I went ahead and moved in" PoH wasn't even released when this happened and there was absolutely no way to accidentally assume it should be open.



This is pretty legit IIRC, we heard from some sources that PoH opening would not be announced and this happened right before the zone was released. Plausible deny-ability was plausible ~ However we all knew at this point that server crashes were causing locked zones to unlock, and it likely wasn't intended for release yet.



This was me actually, and there is a lot to it, including lackluster justification on my end: Kedge was Fubar with no pathing and we never pulled seahorses in classic. There were multiple ways to single pull Phinny, and when you killed the seahorses on top it "should" have spawned more seahorses in the lair, which would not despawn until the top seahorses repawned. Getting Phinny solo via killing seahorses was not plausible. The way IB killed Phinny (pull 2 horses with no FD or lull, kill them, med up, pull another, med up, single pull phinny) was not classic. So I used resisted lull to aggro him through the wall and make him path to us, the justification being that single pulling phinny was classic, reaching the same ends through different means due to the non-existance of pathing.



This is far from what happened: As soon as we started the raid with over 20 people, DDOS attacks started and continued for like 4 hours as our numbers dwindled. The constant zone shutdowns broke VoX's AoE script and the constant attempts (zone crashes, not wipes) ran her out of mana since regeneration was borked at the time. After hours of DDoS we really didn't care anymore and just mugged her. I personally reported the lack of regen/AoE and it wasn't the first VoX kill. She was always half broken for everyone around that time.

Rawr

Pretty late to the party brew.

[Glitterati]

Allizia is never late. He shows up exactly when he needs to!

[Ektar]

he's a chanter not a wizard~

[Tibador]

Hey give him a break he only gets to use the internet once every 3 months when he goes to bangkok for some loving.

[Allizia]

I've been in the States for like a year now! Finally got tied down somehow

[Sinlea]

I heard Glitch's voice today. It was beautiful.

[Glitch]

Like a choir of angels, no doubt.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Like a choir of angels, no doubt.

Like a pony.

[Glitch]

Like a pony.

a chorus of ponies!

[Otto]

a chorus of ponies!

[Hasbinbad]

Otto, your avatar and sigs make me think you've been using your time off to use more MDMA than a person should.

[Hasbinbad]

Glitch, same comment.

[Grahm]

Normally, they'd be banned too.

But, for some reason, we're being soft on them here...

Ironic?

[TR Spokesman]

Ironic?

Ironic.

[Grahm]

Ironic.

chea

[Harrison]

Ironic?

No. I've never been banned ingame for anything.

I'm not terrible. I can play without cheating.

[Otto]

Otto, your avatar and sigs make me think you've been using your time off to use more MDMA than a person should.

Certainly have changed a few things lol

will talk to ya soon i'm sure

[Tibador]

what the hell is marshall jenfo ?

[Slathar]

Ironic.

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wedding day.

[Sinlea]

Time after time we beat them to spawn after spawn, and the rumors raged and grew, turning a somewhat cohesive, smallish community of nostalgic gamers into a seething mass of hate-filled trolls throwing poop at each other in ways that would make monkeys blush.

I reread this for some reason, and lololol.

[Knuckle]

I made a guild named *****z of Norrath on Bristlebane server a long time ago.