WTS and "Taking offers"

[wagorf]

These delusional sellers using the term "taking offers" make me laugh so hard. Unless your shit is of extreme rarity or no longer obtainable, cuz some other 100 players have the same for sale.

When someone /auc "Taking offers on xxx", I like to msg with some shit amount. Even if you somehow agree, I will still just ignore you.

Wake up - nobody is going to chase you around to make you offers.

[Duik]

I'll buy that for a plat!

[magnetaress]

Offer them some very masculine mreows and purrrs.

[Toxigen]

High end stuff....say 100k+ plat value things...I can see this.

Likely just entertaining trade offers that are undoubtedly plat-positive for themselves.

[magnetaress]

High end mreow lookin for high end items PST

[Toxigen]

High end mreow lookin for high end items PST

imagine being in a discord with a bunch of grown men meowing at each other

[magnetaress]

imagine being in a discord with a bunch of grown men meowing at each other

*barks!

[Evia]

I recall joining cats who say meow in like 2014 very briefly and noticed them meowing to one another in guild chat while talking and couldn't take the cringe any longer and had to remove myself. They were all very nice though and I'm not throwing shade. It was just a bit much for me and kind of ruined my ea immersion a bit feeling like I was actually in more of a cat squad and not so much a lord of the rings type fellowship.

[Evia]

Sorry I dunno where the "ea" came from. Some weird typo. I definitely am not trying to promote electronic arts rn.

[Toxigen]

dog owners are vastly superior to cat owners

just sayin

[booter]

imagine your choice of pet being part of your identity

[arvidez]

imagine your choice of pet being part of your identity

pet choice says more about you than skin color.

[Toxigen]

imagine your choice of pet being part of your identity

dont tell me there arent "cat people" and "dog people"

lol

[Ciderpress]

Dogs are gross and smell bad and always have weird brown dogfood juice stuck in the fur on their face.

Cats rule and are clean and kill mice and bugs for you, but you definitely can't own more than 1 or you're veering into cat lady territory real fast (even if you're a dude doesn't matter).

[Evia]

Yeah but Dogs actually like you and are excited to see you.
Cats are stuck up and generally could care less about you.

For the record I own zero pets though. Having kids made me lose all interest.

[Toxigen]

like i said

they be dog peeps and they be cat peeps

[Ciderpress]

Yeah but Dogs actually like you and are excited to see you.
Cats are stuck up and generally could care less about you.


On average I'm sure this is true. However my cat loves me and follows me everywhere, and my old dog kinda sucked and bit me a couple times. So ymmv.

Also pitbulls are ungodly killing machines that give all dogs a bad name. If I can't own a hyena you shouldn't be able to own a pitbull. Menace to the neighborhood, every time.

[BigChief]

dog owners are vastly superior to cat owners

just sayin

At picking up poop

[magnetaress]

cats make ppl crazy :( and if ur already crazy they find u and make u more crazy

[Trexller]

At picking up poop

Good burn

[Troxx]

Dogs are better than people.

Just sayin’

[Trexller]

Dogs taste better than people.

FTFY

[Qcmagican]

These delusional sellers using the term "taking offers" make me laugh so hard. Unless your shit is of extreme rarity or no longer obtainable, cuz some other 100 players have the same for sale.

When someone /auc "Taking offers on xxx", I like to msg with some shit amount. Even if you somehow agree, I will still just ignore you.

Wake up - nobody is going to chase you around to make you offers.


What if the person asking you "How much?" is trying to sell the same item as you just to see what you're asking for so he can match or go lower.

[Trexller]

Can just file this thread under poor people problems

[skulldudes]

cat vs dog is a false dichotomy. all animal are cute and good

[Ciderpress]

Dogs are better than people.

Just sayin’

No they aren't. You're just projecting your own human sympathies onto dogs and anthropomorphizing them.

Your dog, just like my cat and all other carnivores would happily eat our dead bodies if we randomly died in our sleep or something.

Remember this next time you pet mr.boopers, and keep your head on a swivel.

[Jimjam]

No they aren't. You're just projecting your own human sympathies onto dogs and anthropomorphizing them.

Your dog, just like my cat and all other carnivores would happily eat our dead bodies if we randomly died in our sleep or something.

Remember this next time you pet mr.boopers, and keep your head on a swivel.

Another tick in the box for dogs > humans.

[Trexller]

oh dear god you're all morons

animals cannot build a house, fix a car, plumb a water line or make any useful contribution to our society beyond exploitation of their stronger senses

when you melt over big puppy eyes, you are projecting your own feelings onto what is basically a blank slate that only eats sleeps and shits, then you think it loves you, rather it merely associates you with it's sustenance.

I bet you all thought coco the gorilla was really able to sign full conversations instead of just being trained to flash hand signals for food treats.

modern "pets", dogs in particular, have been selectively bred for what is essentially the worst their species can provide.

the doofy, happy persona in a dog is an adult animal trapped in it's juvenile state which is unable to care for itself without human intervention.

it is a being that is completely dependent on it's owner for every aspect of it's entire life.

it's exactly what any socialist wants to turn society into.

[Jimjam]

I also cannot build a house, fix a car, plumb a water line or make any useful contribution to society beyond exploitation

[loramin]

animals cannot build a house, fix a car, plumb a water line or make any useful contribution to our society beyond exploitation of their stronger senses

I also cannot build a house, fix a car, plumb a water line or make any useful contribution to society beyond exploitation

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[Trexller]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/RtwJSdn-B48AAAAC/slickric-naturedoge69.gif

that abomination was selectively bred out of this apex predator

nature made it a strong, dominant, independent and noble creature.

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humans came along and killed the strong wolves from every litter bred in captivity

the end result was your "good boy" it's literally a just a retarded version of it's ancestors that couldn't win a fight against the box that it's food comes in

[Duik]

Looks like Alphas are back on the menu boys!

[thebutthat]

FTFY

I know none of these other nerds acknowledged this, but it's the only reply that mattered in this thread.

[Wakanda]

I guess trading items is classic, but I feel like this would be annoying if you thought you were selling an item for 20K and out of no where someone opens trade window with a hand of the reaper and 3k.

[Duik]

You could always i dunno ask? Unless you wanna be laughed at at best or tild to fuck off. Dealers choice.
Dunno what a hand of the reaper is worth but ya never know.

Never die wondering...