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ya.dingus
05-06-2024, 12:29 AM
From yet another case of IBS and the hershey squirts. anyone have advice on a maintainable diet that doesn't agitate the gut, and let's me replace all the bad bacteria with good bacteria that makes me crave squirt-light vegetables?

Trexller
05-06-2024, 12:36 AM
im not sure, immodium? or some probiotics?

i got a double quarter pounder from mcdonalds today and it was only cooked to like medium...

ate it anyway, like a boss

I await my punishment.

Pulgasari
05-06-2024, 01:26 AM
I suggest eating half a stick of butter at every meal since that's there current p99 'fitness' flex

magnetaress
05-06-2024, 07:21 AM
Banana and fibre one butt then you will just get alternating constipation and huge shits vs the squirts for hours.

Some foods are worse than others. Treat it like an allergy. Give yourself a very tame and bland diet. Something you ate caused inflammation. It could be everything though. In that case you're screwed.

Seek a drs advice on this. I have only barely managed to survive with my bubblygutts. They may have an actually useful prescription. If they do plz share. Hopefully this helps.

magnetaress
05-06-2024, 07:24 AM
Chewing a lot and eating food that is small and fully disintegrated helps too. Don't try to swallow whole 8 once strips of steak.

I found I struggle to digest protein. It sucks. Butt eating a plate full of unblenderfied protein is like horrible for me. You may be different.

magnetaress
05-06-2024, 07:41 AM
Banana and fibre one butt then you will just get alternating constipation and huge shits vs the squirts for hours.

Some foods are worse than others. Treat it like an allergy. Give yourself a very tame and bland diet. Something you ate caused inflammation. It could be everything though. In that case you're screwed.

Seek a drs advice on this. I have only barely managed to survive with my bubblygutts. They may have an actually useful prescription. If they do plz share. Hopefully this helps.

Chewing a lot and eating food that is small and fully disintegrated helps too. Don't try to swallow whole 8 once strips of steak.

I found I struggle to digest protein. It sucks. Butt eating a plate full of unblenderfied protein is like horrible for me. You may be different.

I posted these while on the toilet squirtting too btw

Ciderpress
05-06-2024, 07:46 AM
classic r&f thread about shit lol

Smoofers
05-06-2024, 12:10 PM
Metamucil - 1 to 2 tsp at morning and at night. Your life will never be the same.

magnetaress
05-06-2024, 12:53 PM
ccareful with metamucil it can blockage u up it forms a gel

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magnetaress
05-06-2024, 12:54 PM
don't forget to like and subscroob !

Swish
05-06-2024, 04:53 PM
From yet another case of IBS and the hershey squirts. anyone have advice on a maintainable diet that doesn't agitate the gut, and let's me replace all the bad bacteria with good bacteria that makes me crave squirt-light vegetables?

This reads like raid petitions.

skulldudes
05-08-2024, 11:51 AM
concentrated active ingredient of metamucil, significantly cheaper with zero filler. tastes like soggy gelatinous wheat tho

Naethyn
05-08-2024, 12:15 PM
shits great

YendorLootmonkey
05-09-2024, 10:30 PM
Eat a half a wheel of cheese per day.

magnetaress
05-11-2024, 11:22 AM
Just shit my brains out 5 times this morning. Nothing really solid. Just a lot of mucous and water. That was after eating a full meal which triggered the shitting.

Smoofers
05-11-2024, 05:07 PM
Maybe UC

magnetaress
05-11-2024, 05:15 PM
I ate 3 smol black and white mini cookies for dinner feel like puking, but no shits yet.

Duik
05-11-2024, 05:17 PM
Arhh so this is the famous "shit posting" I hear so much about.

skulldudes
05-11-2024, 05:55 PM
eat a vegetable, dawg

magnetaress
05-11-2024, 06:14 PM
Isn't coco and vanillabeans a veg?

Grimlust666
05-12-2024, 12:56 PM
From yet another case of IBS and the hershey squirts. anyone have advice on a maintainable diet that doesn't agitate the gut, and let's me replace all the bad bacteria with good bacteria that makes me crave squirt-light vegetables?

*unzips* I have exactly what you need friend.

Trexller
05-12-2024, 12:57 PM
jesus why wont these mods do something about all the bots

are these mods using the forums to train their own LM software?

magnetaress
05-12-2024, 01:05 PM
Haven't shit at all today.