table top gaming PSA

[Valakut]

stop eating food at the high traffic tables.

go eat your greasy food at a back table and then wash your filthy hands.

its also not proper to eat in front of people who don't have food.

and until you do

stop telling people you are part of the everquest community if you aren't going to be a gentleman.

you know who you are.

[Origen]

i haven't played a table top game in so many years, would love to take another stab at it, but i'd have to warm up to you first to admit to you that i have played everquest, even at the dungeons & dragons table

[Kohedron]

Oh this is one of those PSA's where instead of telling the people directly and actually solving the problem, you want to sound all high and mighty to random people who have nothing to do with it

Well, okay, I guess.

[Rager and Quitter]

I hope they get their Cheetos fingers all over your cards or action figures or whatever the fuck nerd shit you're upset about.

[reznor_]

stop eating food at the high traffic tables.

go eat your greasy food at a back table and then wash your filthy hands.



I will stand with Valakut here. I don't want your greasy fucking paws on my terrain, or my carefully painted Khorne and Slaanesh figurines. Have some manners ya fuckin pig.

[DeathsSilkyMist]

I will stand with Valakut here. I don't want your greasy fucking paws on my terrain, or my carefully painted Khorne and Slaanesh figurines. Have some manners ya fuckin pig.

You could argue that being covered in cheeto dust and grease is something that the warp would do to Chaos Space Marines and Chaos Daemons. So isn't the greasy neckbeard increasing the immersion?

[Toxigen]

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[DeathsSilkyMist]

I always love that video. The last line is great lol.

[Ekco]

wargamers are the worst, imagine not eating Cheetos and drinking mt. Dew at the table.

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[Seducio]

thread has some pot calling the kettle black vibes

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[Seducio]

(Script written by Felicia Day in 2007)

So, it's Friday night, and still jobless.
Yay.
I haven't left the house in a week.
My therapist broke up with me.
Oh, yeah.
There's a gnome warlock in my living room sleeping on my couch.
Wait! So you're firing me? I mean, you're my therapist.
Is that even medically legal? How is that legal? I'm sorry, Cyd, but you don't seem willing to work on your addiction.
I've been establishing parameters, like we talked about.
Kind of.
You can't grow if you're still immersed in an imaginary social environment.
It's not imaginary.
I told you.
I can't get them off you! - Wait.
- Fuck! I'm dying! I need heals! Heal me! Incoming! Um, I play with real people.
Have you met them face to face? I hear them.
It's good enough for the blind.
Cyd, you need a genuine support system at this time in your life.
- Not - Dr.
Hammond, you're killing me! Like, literally.
Can I just call you back later? Hello? Forget it.
I'm down.
Repeat, Vork is down.
Oh, my God! That was a total rim job, Codex! I was being raped by goblins, and you're standing there with your staff up your ass! Sorry.
Tinkerballa, Guild rule number four: No finger pointing.
She can come to my house and do whatever she wants with her finger.
Bladezz! Guild rule number 12! Ooh! Daddy Guild leader so angry! You guys ever get the feeling we play this game too much? Yeah, so then I web surf.
Look, some chick in China squirted out an 18-pound baby.
Check the link.
Damn! Clara is back.
Sorry for AFKing.
My stupid nanny left without feeding Bellamy again! Bell! Gaby! Tomorrow, Mommy's teaching you to use the microwave.
So, did Zaboo show up yet? No.
And I'm docking him attendance points as we speak.
Let this be a lesson.
Weird.
Zaboo never misses a Guild run.
Yeah.
Even when his uncle died, he found Wi-Fi at the funeral home.
He didn't say anything about taking time off, did he? Oh, my God, you guys! Zaboo hasn't been on in 39 hours! What the heck? Mama! That's, like, two days, right? Nursing makes me stupid.
You're nursing right now? - That's frikkin' hot! - I know, right? Is anyone else getting their nips sucked on? Bladezz! I'll be right back.
Hi! Hey! Hi! Cyd Sherman? These are for you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I made them.
I spray-painted them myself.
- Craft'd.
- Thanks.
Uh, they're They're beautiful.
Well, thank you.
You're beautiful.
That's why I did it.
You have a nice forehead.
I'm sorry.
Do I know you? Of course you know me.
Remember? I was gored by a Wyvern last week, and you totally resurrected me.
And then I bought a blue flower for you from the gardens of Bleaklands.
And, you know, it was totally worth the money.
It was a lot.
But it was worth it.
Zaboo? Yeah.
Yes.
Zaboo.
Right.
I'm at your doorstep.
Doorstep'd.
Where should I put this stuff? I haven't logged on in, like, 24 hours.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-guild-2007&episode=s01e01

[Bardp1999]

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[Naethyn]

This is exactly the type of thing the valakut player says.