Life is pretty chill today, bro.

[Ashimar]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

[Bardalicious]

Bigger tits, making acne go away, first time realizing the value of birth control..... are you 15 years old and/or dating one?

[Bardalicious]

edited.

gtfo with posting my shit before me

[Tiggles]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

His sig says it all

he's a dude of the 16th season

[Bardalicious]

His sig says it all

he's a dude of the 16th season

lololol

[Polixenes]

Today, I realized not only does birth control give you sex without annoying kids, but it also makes zits go away on your bitch, it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more, and it makes her tits bigger. Thats a quadruple win. Super fucking chill.

I wish your mother and I had known about this in 1995.

[Knuckle]

I wish your mother and I had known about this in 1995.

rofl +1

[deakolt]

Birth control also makes your bitch get fatter, watch out-

[Kassel]

Watch out for antibiotics. Birth control + Antibiotics + stupid chick = 18 year sentence.

[shdwdrake8]

Birth control also makes your bitch get fatter, watch out-

Also, seemingly to compensate for the less frequent and more regular periods, it can make them pretty moody sometimes (like more so than usual).

[fishingme]

But I won't have a kid. OP wins

[xshayla701]

But I won't have a kid. OP wins

[Hasbinbad]

Chicks "forget" to take pills or take antibiotics and/or whatever pills that keep them from being psycho.

Ergo, Hasbinbad reccomends that YOUR chick get an IUD.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterine_device

They last for up to 12 years, beeyotch.

[Shannacore]

What's wrong with the shot!

[Hasbinbad]

for you? probably nothing.

[Slathar]

gross people bragging about sleeping with their gross significant others...and to top it off a black person using faggot as a pejorative.

i love the internet. sometimes it bites you just like the tarantulas on piffs head.

[Harrison]

^forever alone

[Theldios]

What's wrong with the shot!

you only need "the shot" for after the unprotected sex and it hurts to pee!
"The shot" cures all

[Slave]

Those things are fucking hormones. They're dangerous as shit and girls will go crazy on them.

[Lorastine]

I forgot what it was like to be 12 years old.

[deakolt]

I forgot what it was like to be 12 years old.

been getting knocked up since 12 eh?

fucking gross

[Lorastine]

been getting knocked up since 12 eh?

fucking gross

Derp.

[purist]

bush knocked down the towers almost 12 years ago

[Piff]

gross people bragging about sleeping with their gross significant others...and to top it off a black person using faggot as a pejorative.

i love the internet. sometimes it bites you just like the tarantulas on piffs head.

hahahaha. someone has some pent up PIFF RAGE.

let it all out, everybody knows that feel bro.

[Psionide]

it makes her period come less often so you can slam her more

a little blood is gunna keep you from fucking your girl? obviously you ain't tearing that up she needs to get with a real man...

[Hasbinbad]

a little blood is gunna keep you from fucking your girl? obviously you ain't tearing that up she needs to get with a real man...
he's 16 man.. give him a break..

[Soandso]

oh did he make sure he got parental consent first?

[marke]

oh did he make sure he got parental consent first?

Ba dum tshh..

[Piff]

turns out my phone is still logged into the Marke forum account. ^

[fishingme]

I forgot what it was like to be 12 years old.

How can you forget what was last month?


My gf's sister got an IUD and whenever dick hits it she curls up in pain

[azeth]

whenever dick hits it

lawl

[Hasbinbad]

My gf's sister got an IUD and whenever dick hits it she curls up in pain
Yeah that's a problem for at least a month or two, seems to be getting better tho; I've had to adjust my stroke.

[fishingme]

Yeah that's a problem for at least a month or two, seems to be getting better tho; I've had to adjust my stroke.

pansy

[Hasbinbad]

pansy
Coz I don't like hurting my girl? Rofl.

[Hailto]

BC is pretty nice, although my g/f has probably gained 5 or 6 pounds since starting it. Doesn't bother me that much though, nice to not have to worry.

[Anger]

Why does every thread these days turn into a fuckfest over Slathar?

WTB new trolls for RnF.

[Hailto]

On a side note, how invasive is the procedure to get an IUD implanted? Sounds pretty awesome, although i don't think she would go for it if its some crazy shit to get done.

[fishingme]

Coz I don't like hurting my girl? Rofl.

You're not doing it right if she doesn't feel a little bit of pain

[naez]

Those things are fucking whoremones. They're dangerous as shit and girls will go crazy on them.

[runlvlzero]

I heard birth control can give them heart attacks and make them bipolar too so hopefully you get the heart attack first so you can just get a new one before she gets bi polar.