WTS Atheist Survival kit

[Gugg]

Kit includes the following,

Face mask
Vaccine
Crucifix
Rosemary Beads
Bible
Quran
Torah
Wooden Stake
Gun (with silver bullets)
CO2 Detector
Humanoid Statue
Fine art painting
Large Hadron Collider
Space rocket
Fireworks
Wedding ring
Divorce papers
Karaoke Machine
Speed limiter
DEF fluid
Emissions detector
Window bars
Electric car (max speed 35 MPH, max range 30 miles, 48 hours recharging)
Rainbow flag
Transgender flag
Feminist flag
Doctorate degree in women's studies/theology/etc (tell everybody you're a doctor!)
Sports clothing with number on back
Imagine.mp3 by John Lennon
Voting form
Health and Safety manual
Safety helmet
High vis jacket
Life insurance
US Constitution
Medical insurance
Car insurance
Pet insurance
Travel insurance
Up-to-date passport
Up-to-date driving license
Induction cooktop
Venetian blinds
Quorn burger
Fat transgender Barbie doll (limited special edition dark skinned version)
"Smart" phone with regular security updates
Lightsabre (plastic, made in china)
Burqa
Kippah
Napolen's hat (you will be a head turner wearing it)
Intel Celeron CPU (very efficient)
USB stick pre-loaded with latest Wikipedia data (USB stick is USB v3.3.2.4.5.11.2.11.56)
Medical testing kit (AIDS, diabetes, covid, etc)
Innacurate weight scales
Hand disinfectant (87.675% chance of killing 99.999% of all known germs)
Sex robot (with regular security updates)
Pr0n collection (grannies, homo, BBC, etc)
Coat hanger (to abort babies with)
Nuclear weapon (in a rocket obviously)
Dollars
Bitcoins
Calvin Klein underwear
Stella Mccartney dress (worth $50,000)
Gucci handbag (Worth $20,000)
500,000 Reddit karma
2 billion YouTube views
400 million Instagram followers
Silicon implants
Botox injections
Tattoo kit
Fire alarm (batteries not included)
Car seatbelt
Bottle of Viagra
Olivia Rodrigo CD (special limited edition version)
Barbie 2023 movie DVD (special limited edition version)
Bottle of Bud Lite
Dictionary
A copy of The Guardian newspaper
A copy of the Daily Mail newspaper
Violin
Box of tissues
Holocaust documentary on DVD (with commentary from people who were actually there)
Netflix subscription
A dinner date with George and Amal Clooney
Photograph of Ellen
Photograph of Oprah
Lottery ticket
Avengers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 DVD movie collection (all limited special edition versions)
Onesie
Unicorn plush toy
High IQ score card
Dildo
Vibrator
Buttplug
Onlyfans subscription (your choice of slut)
Bottle of milk (skimmed)
Bottle of pop (with artifical sweetner)
Loaf of brown bread (no crust)
Anti-virus software
Anti-malware software
Tutorial on AFK gaming
Aimbot hacks
Bill Burr DVD
Dave Chapelle DVD
Chris Rock DVD
Finger print scanner
Subscription to Science Monthly
Fire extinguisher
Plot of land on mars (worth $500,000,000)
Walking stick
Zimmer frame
Wheel chair
Coffin

[Gugg]

Price for kit is 2 x Mana Stone and 1 x Earth Staff MQ.

Don't let this opportunity slip through your hands.

Buy now before it's too late!

[Gugg]

If you buy within the next 48 hours I will throw in a free yoga mat.

[Evia]

this is quite the enticing package for such a low low price

[Gugg]

I'm getting lots of questions regarding the sports clothing included in the kit.

It's a limited edition oversized black sports jersey with a big fluorescent green number 1 on the back. The jersey has also got yellow vertical pin stripes. It's made in the Kingdom of China so it's very high quality.

Special announcement: If you buy the kit within the next 24 hours I will throw in a Harry Potter book free of charge (aswell as the yoga mat).

[Gugg]

Ask and ye shall receive.

Kit now includes Minecraft v4.65.2.1.5.6 (32GB of RAM and permanent 1GB internet connection required)

[Duik]

God you are an angry little man.

[Gugg]

More amazing freebies if you order the Atheist Survival Kit now!

Game of Thrones Book AND DVD.
Ticket to "see" Taylor Swift in concert.
Breast cancer screening appointment.
Cervical smear test.
One Direction CD (very limited edition)
Carton of Soy Milk for your decaff coffee.
Political campaign poster.
A non-binary identity.
Solar ‎Eclipse Glasses.
Hebrew calendar.
1:1 model replica of the Wailing Wall delivered to your front door (assembly required).
100 SPF Sunscreen.
Subscription to the Disney Channel.
Miley Cyrus CD (comes with ear muffs).
Plastic Christmas tree.
Tracking Chip (instructions included).
Brokeback Mountain DVD.

This offer won't last. Get it while you can!

[Gugg]

this is quite the enticing package for such a low low price

Yes it is. And 20% of all profits go to the "Hope for AIDS" foundation.

[Gugg]

I forgot to mention the kit also includes a tombstone with your name engraved on it and the letters "RIP" (ROT IN PEACE).

It's very stylish and trendy in atheist society to rot in peace.

Don't delay, order today!

[Gugg]

There's some good news and there's some bad news.

First the bad news...

The dinner date with George and Amal Clooney is off due to scheduling issues. George is currently filming Oceans 27.

Now the good news...

It's now a dinner date with Jay Z and Beyonce!

On this dinner date you will be the first to hear Beyonce's brand new single, "If I were a giraffe".

I'm under NDA but here's a sneak peak anyway.

If I were a giraffe
Even just for a day
I'd have a long neck
And wear nothing at all
Eat leaves with the elephants
And chase after butterflies
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause I'd be 18 feet tall

[Toxigen]

https://i.imgur.com/II9x1qn.png

[magnetaress]

Ticket to "see" Taylor Swift in concert.
Hebrew calendar.
1:1 model replica of the Wailing Wall delivered to your front door (assembly required).

[magnetaress]

^

Reported for antisemitism!

[magnetaress]

Also is this a personal inventory or a list of everything you don't have butt wish you did? Lol

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/II9x1qn.png

That's gross. Why repost it? Seek Jesus.

[Gugg]

^

Reported for antisemitism!

Quora states that semitic people are, "Assyrians, Babylonians, Chaldeans, Jews, Arameans, Phoenicians, Canaanites. Amorites, Arabs, Mhallami, Mandaeans, and Samaritans."

So shouldn't it be anti-jew rather than anti-semitic?

Wikipedia states "Semites, Semitic peoples or Semitic cultures is an obsolete term for an ethnic, cultural or racial group."

So isn't the term anti-semitic obsolete too?

[Gugg]

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.1.3

1.1.3 Patch Notes

The following items have been added to the kit.

Report Button (get somebody to do your dirty work for you! Snitch and get people banned!)

A collection of Google Doodles (celebrate the 367th birthday of "Umfufu Gunigugu" in style!)

"Gold" Olympic medal (look like a champion!)

War medals (look like a hero!)

A collection of sayings to share with people you meet (examples: life is short, follow your dreams, be happy, etc)

[Gugg]

Due to inflation, and supply shortages, the price of the Atheist Survival Kit has increased.

The kit now costs 2 Mana Stones, Manna robe and 1 x Earth Staff MQ an 1 million PP.

In other news, sales of the kit are expected to hit a record 602,200 units this year - a 40% increase over last year.

I'm setting up a charity, for every 10000PP you give me I will give 1000P to deprived inner city Iksar's. Get donating!

[Gugg]

It's your lucky day.

The Atheist Survival Kit now includes a door mat which reads, "This is my happy place" in case you forget!

[Rager and Quitter]

Actual mental psychosis playing out in real time on the forums. And instead of this person getting help, they will self-medicate and continue spiraling. They clearly have a warped sense of reality but like most people in this state fail to recognize what everyone else can see. The mentally ill are so convinced that their view is the only accurate one they will see evil and threat from everyone and everything around them.

[Evia]

or hes highly intelligent and has figured out how to troll in the most creative way imaginable

[magnetaress]

I agree.

Op is both highly creative.

And upset , I guess, about other ppl?

Recommendation still stands. Seek Jesus. Chill out. And play quarm while it lasts.

Also highly recommend dragonlance chronicles on audible. They r very ez to digest. Or u can pick out the books that highlite tasslehoff butrfoots journies.

Life is precious OP. They may send you back a few times. Butt u only get one.

G-d bless. AND definitely say no to drugs!

[Rager and Quitter]

or hes highly intelligent and has figured out how to troll in the most creative way imaginable

It's possible, unless they are copying and pasting, they are putting a massive amount of time trolling which would put them in the mentally deranged category. Creative, but disturbed, which I guess many creative people kind of are.

[magnetaress]

The dude rants about stuff he's afraid to play with himself. Or justify for himself.


Dude needs to just get it out of his system. Praying for him whether he wants it or not.

[aussenseiter]

Quora states that semitic people are, "Assyrians, Babylonians, Chaldeans, Jews, Arameans, Phoenicians, Canaanites. Amorites, Arabs, Mhallami, Mandaeans, and Samaritans."

So shouldn't it be anti-jew rather than anti-semitic?

Wikipedia states "Semites, Semitic peoples or Semitic cultures is an obsolete term for an ethnic, cultural or racial group."

So isn't the term anti-semitic obsolete too?

The first part is a language group, as I easily googled.

You could do the same, least insane Elf.

[Troxx]

What's wrong with being an atheist?

[magnetaress]

You will have no chance at salvation and peace for your eternal soul. And this life is much more perilous and challenging without the guidance of G-d, Jesus, and the holy spirit.

[aussenseiter]

What's wrong with being an atheist?

Aside from being the heresy of modernism?

Not much.

But it's not much either.

[Gugg]

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated once again!

The new and improved kit now includes (at no extra cost to new customers)...

Loaded Dice
Magic 8 Ball
Crystal Ball
Time Machine (with cloaking technology)
Young Sheldon Complete Series DVD Season 1-4
Safety Matches
Megaphone
Catalytic converter
Pornhub Premium subscription
House alarm
Car alarm
Stun gun
Whistle
Self defense DVD
Condoms
Donor card

Be a winner with the Atheist Survival Kit!

Order yours today while stocks last!

[magnetaress]

What kit has all of the Twilight Movies on DVD

[Gugg]

Important message to current customers.

Dear Valued Customer,

The current version of the amazing Atheist Survival Kit is v1.14.12.5.6.55.98.33.1.6. If you are using an older version then you are at SEVERE RISK of not surviving. Please buy the latest version to stay secure and risk free. All previous versions are unsupported and obsolete.

All new kits come with a 3 month limited warranty; the best in the industry.

PS. No refunds, No transfers!

[magnetaress]

I don't want to survive...

[Gugg]

Taylor Swift is a cultural phenomena. She is historic and iconic. Therefore, I am proud to announce every Atheist Survival Kit now includes a rainbow themed Taylor Swift friendship bracelet. Woot!

Look cool, smart and stay safe with the Taylor Swift friendship bracelet (includes self-testing kit for several sexually transmitted diseases).

Wear yours with PRIDE!

(This message was paid for by Taylor Swift Productions).

[magnetaress]

Katy Perry > Taytay

[Gugg]

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.15.6.65.45.99.45.89.13.

Please read the changes below.

Added

Cats DVD (2019)
Halal meat
Step by step guide on performing the perfect sign of the cross
Huge american flag and really tall flag pole for your front yard
Oval-shaped football
A book of sayings by dead people
A sign that reads, "Love Yourself"
A Bottle of Holy Water
A piece of the cross (2000 years old)
The Holy Grail (with specs of real blood)
Communion kit (wine and bread not included)

Removed

Pizza

Please note: All kits will become mandatory in the near future. Any citizen found without a kit shall be fined and/or imprisoned.

[unsunghero]

..

God damn that shit so spicy I had to pop a Mylanta for heartburn

Don’t give ban ammo if you can avoid it. Too few people on the forum already

[Gugg]

Not sure what day it is?

Keep missing the holiday season?

Well, you're in luck because all new kits purchased now include v0.1.5.8.5.4 of the Atheist Calendar.

Now you'll never miss "International Trigeminal Neuralgia Awareness Day" or "Juneteenth" ever again!

[unsunghero]

Katy Perry > Taytay

My fav Katy Perry song, gets me jacked up

(Vid just for entertainment)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRseesxxc0

[Gugg]

Customer testimonials from satisfied customers

I recently purchased the Atheist Survival Kit. I was sceptical at first but now I can't imagine living without it! It even includes a Certificate of Authenticity so you know it's the real deal. It's so nice to see some honesty for a change. Thanks! - Cody (USA)

This kit has reduced the risk in my life by a whopping 89.7683999%. Buy it. Trust me, you won't regret it. Mine even came with a Noble Piece Prize! I've always wanted to be a scientist and now I am one. - Dillon (Australia).


J'taime. Merci beaucoup. - Kevin (France)

It arrived 2 hours later than I expected and the corner of the box was slightly damaged but other than that it's INCREDIBLE! I can't believe I have my very own TARDIS! - Daryl (China)

[Gugg]

Latest mind-blowing additions to the Atheist Survival Kit:

Time capsule
The Atheist Rule Book Collection (Volumes 1 to 36950)
An Extra Large Tin of Dehydrated Water
Snake Oil
Red Herring
Lame Duck
Smart Wrist Watch (2 hour battery life)
A single use plastic bottle
An oil slick
AIDS

In other news, NASA to send Atheist Survival Kit into space in the hope of making a good impression with alien life forms (which may or may not be out there and may or may not be hostile).

[Gugg]

Want to collect rain water but don't have a permit?

Don't worry, be happy because all kits now come with an official permit to collect rain water legally.

Now you can be even safer AND more legal with the Atheist Survival Kit.

Please note: permit does not allow rain collection on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

[Gugg]

BREAKING NEWS.

I'm using the record profits from the sales of my Atheist Survival Kit to run for office.

So I'm gonna be your GOD whether you like it or not!

I've written a list of things I need from you. I'm gonna need a chauffer driven limo, helicopter, superyacht, meals, laundry, house, heating, hot water, internet, furniture, gasoline, clothes, golf clubs and anything else I think up.

Remember to wave at me and smile when I drive past giving you the middle finger x 2 in my high speed 30 car convoy with big flashing lights.

You're welcome.

[Gugg]

Regarding me running for office, I'm gonna skip the whole voting bit and instead just pay the mass media loads of cash to report that everybody voted for me.

Why do it for real when you can fake it? It worked for NASA. It's the Atheist Way!

I'll be sure to send the pope, the queen, and ISIS your love when I'm "elected" your daddy.

[magnetaress]

Removed

Pizza


:eek: :(


-------
My fav Katy Perry song, gets me jacked up

(Vid just for entertainment)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRseesxxc0

Olympics R bigggg butts if they DMCA'd lol

[magnetaress]

Definitely dangerously mental territory ^ I would baker act if on this call!

[Gugg]

Actual mental psychosis playing out in real time on the forums. And instead of this person getting help, they will self-medicate and continue spiraling. They clearly have a warped sense of reality but like most people in this state fail to recognize what everyone else can see. The mentally ill are so convinced that their view is the only accurate one they will see evil and threat from everyone and everything around them.

Another neckbeard with an "expert" medical diagnosis. You should stop playing EQ and hook up with Selena Gomez with your medical expertise. You two nothingburgers would work well together.

[Gugg]

Definitely dangerously mental territory ^ I would baker act if on this call!
The dude who claims to have had his nuts removed, and speak to jesus, talking about having people put into a mental hospital.

I say dude, but you don't even sound human.

I'm glad you're only on a forum.

[Gugg]

Obviously wit and satire is lost on these forums...I thought it was rants and flames...not WebMD.com.

[magnetaress]

The dude who claims to have had his nuts removed, and speak to jesus, talking about having people put into a mental hospital.

I say dude, but you don't even sound human.

I'm glad you're only on a forum.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so

let me tell u a little secret

it takes one to know one

G-d bless !

[Gugg]

If there are any real people out there reading this, I'm leaving these forums because there's nothing here. It's an empty void.

It's obviously a fake forum with automated replies.

I thought reddit was bad but this forum is no different.

It makes me wonder just how many players in the game are actually real.

If you are real then I hope my posts made you laugh and also think. Humor is lost here though.

If I want mindless conversations in future I will just talk to a brick instead of using these forums.

Watch out for the guy pushing jesus and castration.

Good luck, I'm done here. ;)

[magnetaress]

Praying for u call 988 first plz befure u do anything stupid

i once thought i would never miss this place, but i did and the journy back was rough and took chunks of my soul and spirit and body with it

[magnetaress]

either that or at leasst just talk to someone on better help or something like one of those online coaches or therapy ppl

[unsunghero]

I wouldn’t recommend Reddit

The only thing them boys on Reddit like more than one-way polyamorous relationships, social justice, and Harry Potter…..is atheism

[aussenseiter]

If there are any real people out there reading this, I'm leaving these forums because there's nothing here. It's an empty void.

It's obviously a fake forum with automated replies.

I thought reddit was bad but this forum is no different.

It makes me wonder just how many players in the game are actually real.

If you are real then I hope my posts made you laugh and also think. Humor is lost here though.

If I want mindless conversations in future I will just talk to a brick instead of using these forums.

Watch out for the guy pushing jesus and castration.

Good luck, I'm done here. ;)

Some of it's funny, some of it's monkeycheese.

Overall 5/7. 👍

[wuanahto]

you had one chance to post the mask of deception

[magnetaress]

I was where Gugg is. Pray for him guys.

[BigChief]

Poor Gugg has no friends and fails as a troll

[magnetaress]

Hope gugg is doing well i would like to see a new gugg thred one day

[Duik]

People say "That's it! I'm done with ForumQuest" and leave all the time. This time however it is a sophisticated cover story.
Clearly Gugg has volunteered for Hamas in the righteous war against the Jewish Space Lazers run by the Mossad.

I expect a timely return as username LazerBurns or Lambas (Ham no good).
It's simple.

[booter]

what's wrong with atheism?

who believes in a big bad sky-daddy in 2023? rofl

[aussenseiter]

what's wrong with atheism?

who believes in a big bad sky-daddy in 2023? rofl

Do you believe in the big bang theory?

[Troxx]

what's wrong with atheism?l

Absolutely nothing my friend.

[BigChief]

Religious people are the biggest suckers in the world. Look at the bible thumpers worshiping the ashiest conman Trump like a God.

[BigChief]

The bible says the penalty for working on the day of the Sabbath oir swearing at your parents is death.
The bible says to kill an entire city and their animals if a single person worships a flase god, that is EVERY city.

The bible is nuts.

[Origen]

Hubris can work both ways, folks

https://i.imgur.com/iNy3CaZ.jpeg

[magnetaress]

The bible says the penalty for working on the day of the Sabbath oir swearing at your parents is death.
The bible says to kill an entire city and their animals if a single person worships a flase god, that is EVERY city.


To each their own. I rather like the idea of nuking the sinners tho.

[aussenseiter]

The bible says the penalty for working on the day of the Sabbath is death.



Luke 14:1-6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQPntikJcE&t=222s)

[Evia]

anyone else notice that the old testament version of God sounds more like Satan?
that was my religion pushed me away when I was younger and trying to figure out the truth in the world.
Jesus Christ, and what he taught us, definitely sounds and feels like the real God who loves us and Created us and wants to save us from the wickedness of this world.

Old Testament version of God is hateful, vengeful, and full of spite and contradicts everything Jesus taught us.

What if we were all tricked to come here by Satan and upon arrival here he tried to turn himself into God and trick us all into worshiping him? and then the real God felt so bad for us he had to send his Son, Jesus, to rescue us and get us out of here by showing us real love from our true father? and what did he have Jesus show us? How to love each other and how to prepare and be OK with the fact that they're going to kill us too just like they killed Jesus.

They did say Satan would 'deceive the entire world' and what better way than to trick ppl into thinking that you're God?

anyway back to EQ/WoW I go so I can distract myself from this possible reality. ;)

[Evia]

that was why*

[Duik]

Here's a plan.
If ya chosen diety has MANY great sections of their holy book. Use it. Feel free.
If however it goes on to extoll the virtues of destroying an entire city cuz dey dont worship your diety?
I say ]Fuck that shit and feel free to ignore the fucking fuck outta that bit.
It aint hard to NOT be a cunt to other people all on ya own!
Z O M G.
Think for yourselves.
For gods sake. Hehe. Hilarious.

[magnetaress]

What if the city itself is the problem. What if the city is what kills all the souls that enter it. What if that city starts to kill the other cities around it? Looking at the city holistically.

Maybe killing the city is like killing a cancer. Maybe killing the city simply means changing how the city is governed and what religion that city follows. Maybe it doesn't mean killing the occupants of the city. Maybe that is a mistranslation.

Either way you can be evil by proxy. And we have all been conditioned to be this way through your very basic survival instincts by literally nasty warlock ppl who profess secularism and atheism.

[Duik]

What if the city isnt killing stuff and is just existing (but not following the doctrine of your chosen diety. That happens, does it not. Not wiff us then yr agin us. Die infidel!
I dont follow ya god. But i also dont become a cancer to others. Do i live or die?

[Duik]

Evil by proxy can also be interpreted (by me) to mean the righteous religious zealot (with zeal!) tries to cure me of my atheism. Fuck you, and ya little dog says I!
Your god is correct. Only according to you. Leave it at that.

[magnetaress]

Are you so sure? How many religious people have you killed just so that Elon Musk can fly around in spaceships powered by chimp/ppl brains with wires attatched and wear a Diablo V costume?

[magnetaress]

The world athiests create with democracy LOL

slAGP37Olks?si=0zdK0sq91IAdp1XG

[Duik]

Are you so sure? How many religious people have you killed just so that Elon Musk can fly around in spaceships powered by chimp/ppl brains with wires attatched and wear a Diablo V costume?

Elon is by your definition satan, or at the least a high lvl demon. He will by virtue of his monetary position encourage good men to do questionable things.
I am not one of those men. I see his wickedness, not cuz bible/priest/lay preacher/fear of hell but by years of living amongst thousands of my fellow man.

Statistically most frankly were too fucking busy to be wicked. Living, working and sharing time with their families etc. Just being "nice" for want of a better term. I noted this, over time i saw the interaction between these nice people and the other statistcally insignificant but socially interuptive "naughty" people. Those who stole, intimidated and generally were wicked.
Drugs alcohol other reasons notwithstanding they just sucked. I chose a side i thought was best suited to my feels.

Of course id heard of bibles, checked out the rules and thought wow, nice rules.
Virgin births, 6000 yr old earth and floods with zoo boats reeeaally stretched it for me though. So 10 commandments good idea. Sky fairy, magic zombie and zoo boat not so much.

So please have your faith and follow your (various) convoluted ruleset. But please, do not assume you are morally superiour just cuz ya sky daddy says you are. Just be the best you cuz you wanna be so.
I promise to not laugh at your faith if you promise to not assume all athiests are incapable of moral integrity.

[Duik]

Also. Joe (G)rogen.
Click bait Queen. Diseminates good info only by accident.
You need to pick ya episode though. (Admittedly there has been some good ones.)
'Nuff said.

[aussenseiter]

The world athiests create with democracy LOL

slAGP37Olks?si=0zdK0sq91IAdp1XG

That makes it sound like that happens for every drug.

Do you think so?

[magnetaress]

Elon isn't even that wicked he's just low hanging fruit. I apologize.

[magnetaress]

That makes it sound like that happens for every drug.

Do you think so?

I don't believe in "insurance" companies. I believe in following the 10 commandments.

[magnetaress]

Are there any moral insurance companies? Lol.

[Duik]

Going to church and filling the tithe tray, eating yucky waffers then mumbling magic spells together is a fprm of insurance for your soul.
Could be wrong though cuz the godly are a bit precious wiff dey wewigion. Still. Paying something to guarantee somethingelse is kinda the same as insurance.
Anywho.

[aussenseiter]

Going to church and filling the tithe tray, eating yucky waffers then mumbling magic spells together is a fprm of insurance for your soul.
Could be wrong though cuz the godly are a bit precious wiff dey wewigion. Still. Paying something to guarantee somethingelse is kinda the same as insurance.
Anywho.

It's more like a shower when you're filthy. 🚿

[magnetaress]

:o

[aussenseiter]

I missed my bread the last two nights and having been feeling off

Grb52TgMOoo

[magnetaress]

I missed my bread the last two nights and having been feeling off

Grb52TgMOoo

Love it. Totally agree.

[Duik]

I needa help from a my sky daddy to make a me clean. I can not a decide to be clean myself!
Just decide to, I dunno, do the correct thing?
Maybe its just me though.
Keep it up though. Ya church neds a da moneys!

[magnetaress]

You're not supposed to ask skydaddy to do that stuff for you, he explicitly states to go thru the holy spirit and jesus and he only offers guidance (best just to ask for guidance and not actual help), it's rare he will intervene directly in any one event. Just an PSA.

Butt you know what modern christianity chuffs up... is that you should be good because of some kind of punishment. Naw true good is when you are good because you are good and you want to be good, not because you are afraid of G-d or want some kind of reward, and G-d does recognize that level of detail in his creation. Stive to be good because YOU want to be good.

[magnetaress]

Just maybe if you are a bad one have an attitude of gratitude that g-d found a place for you in existence cuz u could have just been snuffed out. Hell isn't a punishment its a fact of life and reality and you have the power to not go there, because g-d enabled that button at character select. Hope this helps.

[booter]

i cant imagine believing any of that stuff in 2023

shits wild yo

[aussenseiter]

i cant imagine believing any of that stuff in 2023

shits wild yo

Are you bragging about your lack of imagination?

[magnetaress]

He's gotta be sarcastic. I feel like booter is a serious believer.

[aussenseiter]

He's gotta be sarcastic. I feel like booter is a serious believer.

S4YOz3YF_JQ

[magnetaress]

S4YOz3YF_JQ

Sarcastic dark magic. Supposed to be a rant. Really its propaganda for self hatred! Not g-d's message!

[magnetaress]

Better yet, I'll see your
S4YOz3YF_JQ

And raise you a:

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^ real bad heresy tho :p

We are being herded by AI at this very moment, I feel. :o It's been happening for some time. They are building towards something, provably not a bomb in LA tho that is a stupid plot point. A distraction if you will.

[magnetaress]

FYI i has not seen it.

What I do know. Is it is possible to be good, even when you are really bad. Even when your hands are tied. Even when you are tied down and bad people are doing bad things to you. Even when you break free and do bad things. It is still possible to be good. I didn't learn that from my folks. From my kin. I learned it from G-d.

[booter]

What I do know. Is it is possible to be good, even when you are really bad. Even when your hands are tied. Even when you are tied down and bad people are doing bad things to you. Even when you break free and do bad things. It is still possible to be good.

sounds pretty kinky

[xlimits]

Kit includes the following,

Face mask
Vaccine
Crucifix
Rosemary Beads
Bible
Quran
Torah
Wooden Stake
Gun (with silver bullets)
CO2 Detector
Humanoid Statue
Fine art painting
Large Hadron Collider
Space rocket
Fireworks
Wedding ring
Divorce papers
Karaoke Machine
Speed limiter
DEF fluid
Emissions detector
Window bars
Electric car (max speed 35 MPH, max range 30 miles, 48 hours recharging)
Rainbow flag
Transgender flag
Feminist flag
Doctorate degree in women's studies/theology/etc (tell everybody you're a doctor!)
Sports clothing with number on back
Imagine.mp3 by John Lennon
Voting form
Health and Safety manual
Safety helmet
High vis jacket
Life insurance
US Constitution
Medical insurance
Car insurance
Pet insurance
Travel insurance
Up-to-date passport
Up-to-date driving license
Induction cooktop
Venetian blinds
Quorn burger
Fat transgender Barbie doll (limited special edition dark skinned version)
"Smart" phone with regular security updates
Lightsabre (plastic, made in china)
Burqa
Kippah
Napolen's hat (you will be a head turner wearing it)
Intel Celeron CPU (very efficient)
USB stick pre-loaded with latest Wikipedia data (USB stick is USB v3.3.2.4.5.11.2.11.56)
Medical testing kit (AIDS, diabetes, covid, etc)
Innacurate weight scales
Hand disinfectant (87.675% chance of killing 99.999% of all known germs)
Sex robot (with regular security updates)
Pr0n collection (grannies, homo, BBC, etc)
Coat hanger (to abort babies with)
Nuclear weapon (in a rocket obviously)
Dollars
Bitcoins
Calvin Klein underwear
Stella Mccartney dress (worth $50,000)
Gucci handbag (Worth $20,000)
500,000 Reddit karma
2 billion YouTube views
400 million Instagram followers
Silicon implants
Botox injections
Tattoo kit
Fire alarm (batteries not included)
Car seatbelt
Bottle of Viagra
Olivia Rodrigo CD (special limited edition version)
Barbie 2023 movie DVD (special limited edition version)
Bottle of Bud Lite
Dictionary
A copy of The Guardian newspaper
A copy of the Daily Mail newspaper
Violin
Box of tissues
Holocaust documentary on DVD (with commentary from people who were actually there)
Netflix subscription
A dinner date with George and Amal Clooney
Photograph of Ellen
Photograph of Oprah
Lottery ticket
Avengers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 DVD movie collection (all limited special edition versions)
Onesie
Unicorn plush toy
High IQ score card
Dildo
Vibrator
Buttplug
Onlyfans subscription (your choice of slut)
Bottle of milk (skimmed)
Bottle of pop (with artifical sweetner)
Loaf of brown bread (no crust)
Anti-virus software
Anti-malware software
Tutorial on AFK gaming
Aimbot hacks
Bill Burr DVD
Dave Chapelle DVD
Chris Rock DVD
Finger print scanner
Subscription to Science Monthly
Fire extinguisher
Plot of land on mars (worth $500,000,000)
Walking stick
Zimmer frame
Wheel chair
Coffin


Give tss the beads.

[aussenseiter]

Give tss the beads.

The rosemary beads or the rosary beads?

Technically it's still Mary. 🥹

[Duik]

Rosemary Beads. The testicles of a pre-op trans lady? Only drop the once per named. Also are rare.