A thread about scotch, lovin america, postin memes, trippin nerds, & amelinda.

[Dopesound]

careful when she answers your petition she will suspend you at the drop of a hat

[Amelinda]

lol

[Dravingar]

With how polite you seem, I'm very surprised by her actions.

[muffins]

amelinda is a nice person dont hate

[Tiggles]

The people that makes these posts have to understand there going to lose their character right?


Like they know that when they post right?

[xnolanx]

amelinda is a nice person dont hate

she chills with me in EJ sometimes and makes me happy

[Versus]

WTS a brain.

[Chanur]

This thread needs more TMO bans.

[Tulvinous]

Teehee

[Lorastine]

A FEMALE DISAGREES WITH A MAN? MUST BE ON HER PERIOD.

[Bardalicious]

A FEMALE DISAGREES WITH A MAN? MUST BE ON HER PERIOD.

I like your logic. A/S/L??

[Lorastine]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2mpy61h.jpg

[Knuckle]

miss baldurs gate

[h0tr0d (shaere)]

I love boo!

[bullproofmonk]

She seems pretty cool to me, I died in hhp during a crash, and kept telling her my corpse was in high keep. She said, is your corpse in high pass, or something to that effect, and I totally felt like a retard. She didn't even rub it in!

[PureLo]

Amelinda is cute

[Morlaeth]

boglinda

[BelenosThePagan]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2mpy61h.jpg

yay!

now to find my copy in the closet...

[Fromage]

The people that makes these posts have to understand there going to lose their character right?


Like they know that when they post right?

Yes, everyone take posting lessons from Quickfingers!

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/577-willem-dafoe.jpg

Pic has nothing to do with anything, I just like it.

[JenJen]

yikes

[chtulu]

I totally earn my redwings with ammy

[Murphy]

thread of the week

[visage]

A FEMALE DISAGREES WITH A MAN? MUST BE ON HER PERIOD.

Well... having analyzed you for a second. I come to believe you are the hierarchy of periods. The funny thing is you even resemble one. You red painted cotton swab.

[Anger]

amelinda is a nice person dont hate

[Knuckle]

Who doesnt set sail in the red sea?

[Hottbiscuits Dreadmuffin]

Amelinda <3 you're awesome.

[Amelinda]

Amelinda <3 you're awesome.

Thank you very much. ;) i try very hard to be awesome. unfortunately sometimes i fall short. no one can be perfect except the almighty Cazic thule!

[Ektar]

idk I'm relatively perfect

[Ostros]

Hi. Listen. We're in RnF. Don't ninja moderate my fucking posts. This forum exists for shitposting, foul language, and doesn't have rules. If it does you need to fucking sticky them. Thanks in advance.

Electing we change RnF to "Retards and Faggots", because these threads lately have been both dumb and gay.

[guineapig]

Hi. Listen. We're in RnF. Don't ninja moderate my fucking posts. This forum exists for shitposting, foul language, and doesn't have rules. If it does you need to fucking sticky them. Thanks in advance.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1594

Feel free to send me a PM if you have further questions.

[Ostros]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1594

Feel free to send me a PM if you have further questions.

You told me to keep it here, and I am. There are no questions other than wtf are you doing. You've gave the impression that anything flies here. If it doesn't then sticky it in this forum as well. That way there IS no question.

[Ostros]

Also since when does it count as a personal attack calling a thread gay? I didn't hear shit from you when they were giving Zura and Stormhowl the 3rd degree in here =/, and those WERE personal attacks.

[JayDee]

please refrain from using the G word

[Messianic]

Where's the post that says there are no rules for R&F and you can post porn and incessantly spout racist BS here?

I haven't seen that one. Where's the other one that says the forum rules are specific to each forum and therefore must be stickied in each forum?

All I see is a generic forum rules post that indicates that certain things should be taken to RNF and a list of general rules that apply to the forums as a whole, not just specific channels.

Enlighten me if things are otherwise.

[Messianic]

Also since when does it count as a personal attack calling a thread gay? I didn't hear shit from you when they were giving Zura and Stormhowl the 3rd degree in here =/, and those WERE personal attacks.

I didn't like that either - but the moderators aren't paid, so I doubt we can complain to their Customer Service department and get satisfaction.

[guineapig]

Also since when does it count as a personal attack calling a thread gay?

You are looking at the wrong rule. R&F is the place for personal attacks IF you can't resolve them any other way.

However, you used the word faggot and then added that by faggot you mean gay. So you basically shot yourself in the foot by admitting that you were using the word in the derogatory sense as opposed to just using it as slang.


I didn't hear shit from you when they were giving Zura and Stormhowl the 3rd degree in here =/, and those WERE personal attacks.

The posts were never reported. Generally, the person being attacked would be the one to report it, so either they didn't care or opted out of R&F (good for them if they did).

Contrary to what you might think I don't read every post here and I tend to stay away from R&F for the most part. If things are brought to my attention and they break a rule then I do something about it. If they don't then I leave it alone. You could contribute a hell of a lot to the community by doing your part and reporting things as they occur. Or you can just fly off the handle like you're doing now.


This could have been handled as a private message but since you insisted, there you go.

[Ektar]

lol did someone really report that post?

you don't have to answer. was more of a rhetorical reaction.

[xshayla701]

so is this thread gay or not?

ps illy amelinda

[Ihealyou]

Its been four pages, and Amelinda has yet to verify if she is indeed on her period. The lack of transparency on this server is highly disturbing.

[xshayla701]

Its been four pages, and Amelinda has yet to verify if she is indeed on her period. The lack of transparency on this server is highly disturbing.

you'd still hit it.

so would i ^_^

[xshayla701]

actually probably not since the whole lesbo thing on the period probably wouldn't go well, but i still love you amelinda

[Ihealyou]

If you truly loved her, you wouldn't let that get in the way

[Ostros]

You could contribute a hell of a lot to the community by doing your part and reporting things as they occur. Or you can just fly off the handle like you're doing now.


This could have been handled as a private message but since you insisted, there you go.

Reporting people in RnF for doing RnF things would make me a hypocrite. So: hell no. Were this any other forum section I'd have shut up, but it makes little to no sense to enforce the Fisher Price Play Nice rules in a forum section specifically purposed for gross misconduct. People can opt out of this place so why not make it No Man's Land already?

[guineapig]

Reporting people in RnF for doing RnF things would make me a hypocrite. So: hell no. Were this any other forum section I'd have shut up, but it makes little to no sense to enforce the Fisher Price Play Nice rules in a forum section specifically purposed for gross misconduct. People can opt out of this place so why not make it No Man's Land already?

These are not my rules.

There are plenty of ways you can get your point across without sounding like a bigot while doing so. Use your imagination.

This debate is over. If you don't like the rules you don't have to stay.

[guineapig]

One last thing, I have actually seen you contribute to the forums in positive ways in the past. I'm surprised at your new stance considering:

Yeah these forums are kinda..kinda bad...with the horrible posting an' all. I'm used to it coming from SA territory, but I try avoid overexposure to the forums. :D

[Ostros]

These are not my rules.

There are plenty of ways you can get your point across without sounding like a bigot while doing so. Use your imagination.

This debate is over. If you don't like the rules you don't have to stay.

I don't hate gay people. I hate gay threads. It's hard to state an opinion or a fact when certain useful words are being censored, but whatever. Here, I'll try again:

Electing we change the title of RnF to Retards and Fags, because lately these threads have been dumb and full of cancer.

"Fag" is also a a colloquialism for cigarette, you see. Hope this helps.

[Ostros]

One last thing, I have actually seen you contribute to the forums in positive ways in the past. I'm surprised at your new stance considering:

Some days a man has to vent and cause trouble. ;)

[Ostros]

Also are you stalking me? That post is like more than a week old.

[Autotune]

If you truly loved her, you wouldn't let that get in the way

http://ihatechurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bloody-mouth-water-222x150.jpg

[Ostros]

http://ihatechurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bloody-mouth-water-222x150.jpg

Thread getting better.

[Taryth]

Jackass fucking faggot -.-

Using the term, either as slang or as a pejorative form of gay, is dumb.
I don't have anything against you or Hobby, but if you're going to mod his post, it seems a bit unfair that EVERYONE shouldn't be modded.

I understand you don't see every post; I know you didn't write the rules. It just doesn't make sense to mod only a select few people when this kind of language is used constantly in RNF.

[guineapig]

"Fag" is also a a colloquialism for cigarette, you see. Hope this helps.

I totally agree with you which is why using either word independently from the other isn't a big deal.

Electing we change RnF to "Retards and Faggots", because these threads lately have been both dumb and gay.

Using one to describe the other negates the likelihood that you were referring to a tobacco product.

I did my best to be subtle because I knew what you meant. Hence why you don't see a deleted message and why I didn't even bother to give you a warning. The last thing I expected was for this to get blown out of proportion like this.

But you got your message quoted like 2 times now in the very same thread as well as an explanation. Not sure what else I can do for you.

[guineapig]

Using the term, either as slang or as a pejorative form of gay, is dumb.
I don't have anything against you or Hobby, but if you're going to mod his post, it seems a bit unfair that EVERYONE shouldn't be modded.

I understand you don't see every post; I know you didn't write the rules. It just doesn't make sense to mod only a select few people when this kind of language is used constantly in RNF.

You do realize that you just pulled a quote out of a 65 page thread about a guild merger where as this is a new thread that was calling out a staff member. Which do you think I'm going to be looking at? I don't have anything against Ostros and I wasn't singling him out. He decided to make it a big issue.

[Taryth]

I'm not trying to make an argument. Like I said, the point was that since these words are floating around freely in RNF, you shouldn't be modding specific ones. That's all.

I acknowledged that you don't see every thread/post, and I'm not trying to call you or your modding skills out.

[Ostros]

Not sure what else I can do for you.

Join in my push for an unmoderated RnF?

[guineapig]

Join in my push for an unmoderated RnF?

I abstain, ask Nilbog.

[Ostros]

This isn't really blowing something out of proportion. I'm not calling you a nazi, or even spewing absurd amounts of four letter words at you personally. I am simply of the passionate belief that moderating this forum is incredibly dumb, and people who get offended by the shit posted in here should probably remain in Off-Topic, opt out, or otherwise go fuck themselves :D.

[Ostros]

I abstain, ask Nilbog.

Does that fence hurt when you sit on it for extended periods of time?

[Tiggles]

Its been four pages, and Amelinda has yet to verify if she is indeed on her period. The lack of transparency on this server is highly disturbing.

Amelinda is putting the entire server in jeopardy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeoivSlqz4w

[Artah]

Amelinda <3 you're awesome.

I'm definately a fan!

[Amelinda]

Does that fence hurt when you sit on it for extended periods of time?

i vote no because i think it would scare away tons of new players...also...because this sandbox basically belongs to nilbog and rogean and nilbog said to knock that shit off.... if you want an unmoderated r&f forum where japan and forthmeal can go post stupidity at it's finest then go find a location that offers free message boards and start one and let all of the dumb ass trolls who want to utilize homophobic, anti-Semitic, racist and other various sorts of hate speech can do it in their private corner where you can bitch about me, uthgaard, rogean, nilbog and project1999 and whoever/whatever you want without interference. i hear there is a really cool place over on foh where you can do that already but im' fairly sure they require a $25 donation to be able to post.

if you do that though....please take all of the stupid anon trolls with you. i'm sick of seeing you wimpy little excuses for men who are too afraid to man-up and show your REAL identity to the server at large instead of hiding behind a fake name like the wussy you are.

be a man. troll with your real account or not at all.

there. you wanted rants and flames. there's a rant.

[muffins]

Be a man, wipe with your hand!

[Aadill]

if you want an unmoderated r&f forum where japan and forthmeal can go post stupidity at it's finest then go find a location that offers free message boards and start one and let all of the dumb ass trolls who want to utilize homophobic, anti-Semitic, racist and other various sorts of hate speech can do it in their private corner where you can bitch about me, uthgaard, rogean, nilbog and project1999 and whoever/whatever you want without interference.

I hear there's a great...

i hear there is a really cool place over on foh where you can do that already but im' fairly sure they require a $25 donation to be able to post.

Damnit!


Amelinda <3 you're awesome.

[Aadill]

I do, however, dislike the idea of moderation, except in situations of legality. Stupid people doing or saying stupid things makes my day

[Ostros]

if you do that though....please take all of the stupid anon trolls with you. i'm sick of seeing you wimpy little excuses for men who are too afraid to man-up and show your REAL identity to the server at large instead of hiding behind a fake name like the wussy you are.

be a man. troll with your real account or not at all.

there. you wanted rants and flames. there's a rant.

Ssssso you are on your period?

Real account by the way. Char name is even in the sig so you can hate on me for being male in game too!

[Ektar]

lol you're the one being all moody today. maybe you're pmsing? :p

[Amelinda]

lol. i am not moody today. normally i hold back and refrain from calling people names or calling them out. you people have finally pushed me to the point that i think the majority of the trolls are ridiculously dumb and i'm sick of watching verbal abuse. there is nothing wrong with some trolling. I am a bit of a troll in game but that is all in fun and NEVER involves verbal abuse.

[Ostros]

start one and let all of the dumb ass trolls who want to utilize homophobic, anti-Semitic, racist and other various sorts of hate speech.

You do realize that using the words with the intent of insulting that particular group of people is kind of a passe thing right? I've screamed the the "n" word at more white people than I ever have blacks. I've called more straight people gay than I have homosexual individuals. Your words ring kinda hollow.

can do it in their private corner where you can bitch about me, uthgaard, rogean, nilbog and project1999 and whoever/whatever you want without interference

Shut uuup. I didn't start the bloody thread, and until this post I had a very positive image of you. So we've established that you think in black and white, hate men, and speak before thinking*. This kinda shit isn't gonna scare away new players. You have warnings posted everywhere. Why should we be responsible for other people being scared or offended because they went into the place where it happens.

That's like going into a declared war-zone and hoping not to get shot, then getting shot and complaining to the UN that you got shot.

* = Oh this? Because I don't bitch on or hate you guys until you earn it. I hope you are satisfied with your payment. I don't hate on any mods, I don't think the devs are *insert insult here*.

[Knuckle]

i vote no because i think it would scare away tons of new players...also...because this sandbox basically belongs to nilbog and rogean and nilbog said to knock that shit off.... if you want an unmoderated r&f forum where japan and forthmeal can go post stupidity at it's finest then go find a location that offers free message boards and start one and let all of the dumb ass trolls who want to utilize homophobic, anti-Semitic, racist and other various sorts of hate speech can do it in their private corner where you can bitch about me, uthgaard, rogean, nilbog and project1999 and whoever/whatever you want without interference. i hear there is a really cool place over on foh where you can do that already but im' fairly sure they require a $25 donation to be able to post.

if you do that though....please take all of the stupid anon trolls with you. i'm sick of seeing you wimpy little excuses for men who are too afraid to man-up and show your REAL identity to the server at large instead of hiding behind a fake name like the wussy you are.

be a man. troll with your real account or not at all.

there. you wanted rants and flames. there's a rant.

Big Amelinda bringing the fires of truth

[Ostros]

lol you're the one being all moody today. maybe you're pmsing? :p

No, I'm wound up today. I'll kiss and make up later. Right now I'm having too much fun.

[Snapple]

lol. i am not moody today. normally i hold back and refrain from calling people names or calling them out. you people have finally pushed me to the point that i think the majority of the trolls are ridiculously dumb and i'm sick of watching verbal abuse. there is nothing wrong with some trolling. I am a bit of a troll in game but that is all in fun and NEVER involves verbal abuse.

u mad tho?

[azeth]

you people have finally pushed me to the point that...

you understand this is what happened to your predecessors, correct?

ask yourself, could you possibly care any less about Slathar calling you fat, Japan calling you a fag, or Fourthmeal eating your taco IRL?

[Ektar]

not you. ostros.

specifically referring to his comment

Some days a man has to vent and cause trouble. ;)

[Aadill]

ask yourself, could you possibly care any less about Slathar calling you fat, Japan calling you a fag, or Fourthmeal eating your taco IRL?

These notions give me goosebumps.

[Knuckle]

lol. i am not moody today. normally i hold back and refrain from calling people names or calling them out. you people have finally pushed me to the point that i think the majority of the trolls are ridiculously dumb and i'm sick of watching verbal abuse. there is nothing wrong with some trolling. I am a bit of a troll in game but that is all in fun and NEVER involves verbal abuse.

Don't forget to accept your invite to the social group :D

[Ostros]

ask yourself, could you possibly care any less about Slathar calling you fat, Japan calling you a fag, or Fourthmeal eating your taco IRL?

This is what I'm on about. Why does anyone care what happens here? I am actually being civil to Stormhowl in one of his threads. You should be amazed.

[Ostros]

not you. ostros.

specifically referring to his comment

Boredom begets chaos, Idle hands are the devil's playground, etc. I'm actually doing this between bouts of TF2.

[Aadill]

Some proverb shit I don't care about. I'm actually doing this between bouts of TF2.

What class?

Actually I don't like TF2 all that much. Sniping just isn't the same :(

[Massive Marc]

Since when was RnF heavily moded ?? Get fucking real. This thread on the board was made specifically to go off on a tangent and tell people what you think. If mods are going to sit and delete posts they don't agree with they should get fucked. Before guineapig was a mod there was no problems what so ever. Now we're having debates about what is acceptable in RNF ? what a joke. No one is going to be turned away from the server because they went into RnF and heard some bad words.

Fuck I hate you guys soo much.

[Ektar]

I only meant it to be a quasi-witty tossback comment. but then amelinda thought I wasn't talking to you and then I was just trying to clear it up.

you beget your chaos, wound up devil.

[Ostros]

What class?

Actually I don't like TF2 all that much. Sniping just isn't the same :(

I used to main Pyro, but I took the opportunity to learn Demo with all the Free-to-Players storming the servers. I've gotten really good, I've found out, playing on a server where people seem to know what they're doing.

Also: get out, Rhotard.

[Ostros]

I only meant it to be a quasi-witty tossback comment. but then amelinda thought I wasn't talking to you and then I was just trying to clear it up.

you beget your chaos, wound up devil.

<3

[guineapig]

Before guineapig was a mod there was no problems what so ever.

Simply not true. If you could see the list of people who have been banned in the past for things they posted in R&F you would take back your statement. To date I have perma-banned 1 account (not counting spambots).

[Massive Marc]

Simply not true. If you could see the list of people who have been banned in the past for things they posted in R&F you would take back your statement. To date I have perma-banned 1 account (not counting spambots).

your presence as a moderator is enough. always using your power as a threat.
"i could've done this, but i didn't"

whatever though. you're cool bro. keep mod'n RnF.

[Aadill]

I used to main Pyro, but I took the opportunity to learn Demo with all the Free-to-Players storming the servers. I've gotten really good, I've found out, playing on a server where people seem to know what they're doing.

Also: get out, Rhotard.

No u.

Furthermore: No.

Also, as well: derpderpderp Pyro derpderpderp. I still enjoy TFC and Fortress Forever more than TF2. Too bad everyone quit FF when TF2 came out :(

[Massive Marc]

No u.

Furthermore: No.

Also, as well: derpderpderp Pyro derpderpderp. I still enjoy TFC and Fortress Forever more than TF2. Too bad everyone quit FF when TF2 came out :(

bro, if you didnt play on quakeworld, you're fucking hurtin. dont bring around that TFC / FF bullshit around here. that shits for newbs.

[Knuckle]

bro, if you didnt play on quakeworld, you're fucking hurtin. dont bring around that TFC / FF bullshit around here. that shits for newbs.

we should play some more LoL tonight, need to get more p99ers into draft racing

[azeth]

we should play some more Warrock.net tonight, so Azeth can finally have friends on a game he has time for & b/c its a sick FPS everyone should try.

[Barkingturtle]

This is what I'm on about. Why does anyone care what happens here? .

Resorting to "fag", "******", "kike", et cetera is just pathetic, really, and indicative of your inability to formulate flames of any substance.

I understand the outcry when you get spanked a little, because this board is infested with some of the weakest posters I've ever witnessed. You little shits need the crutch. You motherfuckers are trite; collectively armed with the repertoire of a pubescent teen.

I suggest you consider the moderation and deletion of posts containing pejorative "fags" and "******s" and whatever else as encouragement for you to grow up a little, buckaroo. Or you can just keep stomping your little baby feet indignantly and throwing this tantrum.

[Maurk]

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/18-types-of-internet-trolls


Which one are YOUU!!?

[muffins]

we should play some more HoN tonight, need to get more p99ers into draft racing

[Aadill]

bro, if you didnt play on quakeworld, you're fucking hurtin. dont bring around that TFC / FF bullshit around here. that shits for newbs.

I know, I know. Still, all of it bets TF2, just sayin.

[Aadill]

I know, I know. Still, all of it beats TF2, just sayin.

[Knuckle]

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/18-types-of-internet-trolls


Which one are YOUU!!?

4,8,11,12

[JenJen]

we're all in this rnf shiz together. I love you all. Quick, someone insult me, i need it, oh god i need it.

[Amelinda]

Big Amelinda bringing the fires of truth
ya damn right!!

u mad tho?

newp! not mad at all. :D

you understand this is what happened to your predecessors, correct?

ask yourself, could you possibly care any less about Slathar calling you fat, Japan calling you a fag, or Fourthmeal eating your taco IRL?

specifically which predecessors? previous guides? previous women? i am confused. I don't really think about any of them. but. fourthmeal was warned repeatedly and refused to listen. if someone tells you 'stop it or else' why do you have to act like 2 year olds and do it anyway just to see what 'or else' entails?

not you. ostros.

specifically referring to his comment

my mistake :D sorries!

This thread on the board was made specifically to go off on a tangent and tell people what you think.
Here i thought this thread was made to bitch about me suspending someone over a very small matter. my mistake. next time i see my name in the title of a rnf thread i'll just realise that it really says 'here lies a thread designed to go off on a tangent....'

Fuck I hate you guys soo much.

Really?? Then go away please. stop coming here. quit visiting. If you don't play then stop reading. if you do play then suck it up. there are rules for this forum and they are clearly stated in Nilbog's previously linked post. gtf over it.

kthxbai

[Massive Marc]

ya damn right!!



newp! not mad at all. :D



specifically which predecessors? previous guides? previous women? i am confused. I don't really think about any of them. but. fourthmeal was warned repeatedly and refused to listen. if someone tells you 'stop it or else' why do you have to act like 2 year olds and do it anyway just to see what 'or else' entails?



my mistake :D sorries!


Here i thought this thread was made to bitch about me suspending someone over a very small matter. my mistake. next time i see my name in the title of a rnf thread i'll just realise that it really says 'here lies a thread designed to go off on a tangent....'



Really?? Then go away please. stop coming here. quit visiting. If you don't play then stop reading. if you do play then suck it up. there are rules for this forum and they are clearly stated in Nilbog's previously linked post. gtf over it.

kthxbai


kthxbai ? GOT ME. GJ Amelinda. GOT THERE. This forum is free to visit for anyone that frequents the internet. Please don't tell me where I can and can't go. That would be turning players AWAY from the boards.

[Massive Marc]

sorry bro, I thought u were one of those TF2 kiddes that didn't know it was a epic game before valve fucked it up.

[Ektar]

et cetera

This is just transparently pompous. say 'etc.' like any normal user of the language. Being pompous detracts from your overall "pwn" score of any retort. Prove your intellectual superiority through your meaning, not your unnecessary vocabulary.

[guineapig]

your presence as a moderator is enough. always using your power as a threat.
"i could've done this, but i didn't"

What???

Are referring to giving out warnings?
If I started banning people without giving them warnings would that make it better than giving a second chance? Has anyone in this thread so much as received a single warning by me? Besides the fact that nobody sees a warning but the person receiving it.
You are quick to jump in but all this was about was me quietly deleting a single post because it violated a rule and then somebody else getting upset about it. You don't even know what you are arguing about here.

Some of you people are completely ridiculous.

[guineapig]

This is just transparently pompous. say 'etc.' like any normal user of the language. Being pompous detracts from your overall "pwn" score of any retort. Prove your intellectual superiority through your meaning, not your unnecessary vocabulary.


I gotta say Ektar, after seeing countless troll posts by people correcting grammar, this is certainly... different.

[Ektar]

and some of us looooove hearing ourselves talk!

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/6a00d8341c730253ef01127942dd5628a4-800wi.jpg

[Ektar]

I don't really "troll" ever... I just say things. see above lols

[azeth]

specifically which predecessors? previous guides?

well Rogean, uthgaard, aeolwind, hobby, feiel are just off the top of my head. most of them are still around obviously, however I imagine with noticeably decreased involvement in every matter you now seem to be involved in.

[guineapig]

Don't misunderstand, not calling you a troll with that remark.
Just comparing the anti-grammar post to the grammar-nazi posts.

[Ostros]

Resorting to "fag", "******", "kike", et cetera is just pathetic, really, and indicative of your inability to formulate flames of any substance.

I understand the outcry when you get spanked a little, because this board is infested with some of the weakest posters I've ever witnessed. You little shits need the crutch. You motherfuckers are trite; collectively armed with the repertoire of a pubescent teen.

I suggest you consider the moderation and deletion of posts containing pejorative "fags" and "******s" and whatever else as encouragement for you to grow up a little, buckaroo. Or you can just keep stomping your little baby feet indignantly and throwing this tantrum.

Look at this well-spoken mother fucker. Dude you realize all this is just one giant shitpile that you willingly stepped into just to spite the shit?

[Knuckle]

we're all in this rnf shiz together. I love you all. Quick, someone insult me, i need it, oh god i need it.

dirty chink whore sleeping in the crumbs of your cheetos which are from eating your emotions and split screening oprah winfrey on your computer and p99 forums.

[Knuckle]

dirty chink whore sleeping in the crumbs of your cheetos which are from eating your emotions and split screening oprah winfrey on your computer and p99 forums.

and = while

[Massive Marc]

What???

Are referring to giving out warnings?
If I started banning people without giving them warnings would that make it better than giving a second chance? Has anyone in this thread so much as received a single warning by me? Besides the fact that nobody sees a warning but the person receiving it.
You are quick to jump in but all this was about was me quietly deleting a single post because it violated a rule and then somebody else getting upset about it. You don't even know what you are arguing about here.

Some of you people are completely ridiculous.

OK bro. You should have ended your post with a kthxbai. that would have been 3l333t.

[Knuckle]

we're all in this rnf shiz together. I love you all. Quick, someone insult me, i need it, oh god i need it.

you had a threesome once you fat slut, with ben & jerry.

[Ihealyou]

Can you do me now knuckle??

[Knuckle]

Can you do me now knuckle??

oh god i cant id turn into a bromosexual

[JenJen]

i said insult me, not tickle me :)

Now u've got me craving ben and jerrys too.

knuckle for next GM.

[Ihealyou]

oh god i cant id turn into a bromosexual

lets stop denying our feelings and just fuck

[Massive Marc]

lets stop denying our feelings and just fuck

Yah Knuckle, get your bromance on !

[jarshale]

This thread is so homosexual-american.

...I'm not sure how political correct speech works tbh.

[karsten]

ITT: guineapig being magnanimous because he COULD do something super terrible but he doesn't.

[JenJen]

loving the knuckle = male tralina tag

[Massive Marc]

ITT: guineapig being magnanimous because he COULD do something super terrible but he doesn't.

someone gets it !

[JenJen]

guineapig = chicanery right?

[karsten]

guineapig = chicanery right?

yeah

[JenJen]

so theres still just one p99'er from brooklyn. my memory is excellent.

[azeth]

so theres still just one p99'er from brooklyn. my memory is excellent.

is it akyra? i heard shes black

[Messianic]

is it akyra? i heard shes black

She's mulatto and secretly hates mulattos...the whole self-hating thing, etc

[Ostros]

This thead now warms my heart. This. This here is the pinnacle of what RnF should be. A disjointed clusterfuck where nothing actually happens other than people being smug, self-righteous, troll-y, standofish, passive-aggressive, or otherwise human.

The hate, fear, anger, and douchery in here is just fuckin' satiating.

Please continue while I smoke fine cigars and drink scotch in a cliche manner.

[JenJen]

ive heard a lot of things!

[Aadill]

http://www.liquormart.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/10349_5.jpg

This is your drink of choice, isn't it?

[Ostros]

http://www.liquormart.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/10349_5.jpg

This is your drink of choice, isn't it?

Any bottle with that filthy brown fire water innit is my choice. Though I have a soft spot for smooth Irish whiskeys.

[Snapple]

I gotta say Ektar, after seeing countless troll posts by people correcting grammar, this is certainly... different.

Hi chicanery.

You're a giant douche. I see you're above all of us on your pedestal of maturity looking down on us eqkidz that are just crying to be seen on the interwebs. But, in reality, you are just crying for attention to be seen as a mature, holier-than-thou douchebag (douchebag is reality seeping in to your dreams).

Shut the fuck up.

???????????

[Aadill]

Any bottle with that filthy brown fire water innit is my choice. Though I have a soft spot for smooth Irish whiskeys.

I have my limits... Dalwhinnie is my personal favorite.

[azeth]

I have my limits... Dalwhinnie is my personal favorite.

its not irish but your garbage-pale brand Seagrams 7 sits, somehow, real nicely in my belly.

[Aadill]

This thread is now about Scotch.

[Ostros]

its not irish but your garbage-pale brand Seagrams 7 sits, somehow, real nicely in my belly.

Jameson is my go-to. 12 year for special occasions. Top shelf scotch for personal enjoyment.

[Hasbinbad]

I'm sure some people (Karsten) remember when people were getting bans left and right a few months back.. I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty certain those bans were being handed out based on member reports. There seemed to be so many member reports leading to bans that people ended up being more civil to one another, or at least not using grossly derogatory speech when being uncivil to each other. During that time of relative peace, there seemed to be less member reports leading to bans, and all was right in the world. Now the dark time comes upon us again, and people are starting to feel comfortable breaking the forum rules willy-nilly. I have a feeling that member reports are going up, leading to more bans.

[Ostros]

This thread is now about Scotch.

Posting in a scotch thread. \o/

[azeth]

my friend's father buys the $300-500 750 ML bottles, and actually prior to drinking with him the past 2 christmas' I wasn't really aware anyone, but legit ballin ass millionaires spent their $ on alcohol that pricey.

it tasted like scotch.

[Ostros]

I'm sure some people (Karsten) remember when people were getting bans left and right a few months back.. I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty certain those bans were being handed out based on member reports. There seemed to be so many member reports leading to bans that people ended up being more civil to one another, or at least not using grossly derogatory speech when being uncivil to each other. During that time of relative peace, there seemed to be less member reports leading to bans, and all was right in the world. Now the dark time comes upon us again, and people are starting to feel comfortable breaking the forum rules willy-nilly. I have a feeling that member reports are going up, leading to more bans.


SCOTCH THREAD.


But seriously. I am the mad harbinger of the dark time's return itt.

[Hasbinbad]

This thread is now about Scotch.
Not really.

[Ostros]

Not really.

Scotch. Thread. :mad:

[azeth]

naw this thread is about being: down 2 bone, lovin america, postin memes, trippin nerds, & amelinda.

[Tumdumm]

http://www.corfusupplies.com/images/DEWARS.jpg

[Knuckle]

I gotta ask for a true and honest opinion:

Scotch.

It's a masochism thing right? I've tried several varieties and they leave a disgusting fucking aftertaste. It seemed to me the only thing classy about scotch, is being a badass by keeping a straight face after imbibing it.

I remember when I worked at a liqour store we had a guy with some 15 year scotch from one of our testers give us a free sample at the store, I couldn't get the taste out for like 6 hours, I drank like three sodas and had fastfood and still it LINGERED.

[azeth]

I gotta ask for a true and honest opinion:

Scotch.

It's a masochism thing right? I've tried several varieties and they leave a disgusting fucking aftertaste. It seemed to me the only thing classy about scotch, is being a badass by keeping a straight face after imbibing it.

I remember when I worked at a liqour store we had a guy with some 15 year scotch from one of our testers give us a free sample at the store, I couldn't get the taste out for like 6 hours, I drank like three sodas and had fastfood and still it LINGERED.

Shoot for tasting the woody notes & sweetness and I bet you will start to eventually.

I suppose "good" scotch ought to present it's flavors prior to the gasoline burn, though.

[Aadill]

You ate non classy food to wash out a classy taste. That's your first mistake, Knuckle.

I've lost faith in you :(

[Knuckle]

I love a good aged or craft beer.

BUTT the closest thing to an 'enjoyable' *straight* non mixed liqour experience I've ever had was Hendricks Gin. Nothing like that with any scotch, whiskey, or rum I've ever tasted was anything other than disgusting or mildly tastless(the best sign of a good liqour imo).

[Anger]

Scotch is disgusting tasting. Although I like the buzz it produces.

[Ostros]

I love a good aged or craft beer.

BUTT the closest thing to an 'enjoyable' *straight* non mixed liqour experience I've ever had was Hendricks Gin. Nothing like that with any scotch, whiskey, or rum I've ever tasted was anything other than disgusting or mildly tastless(the best sign of a good liqour imo).

Craft beers are acceptable too. Goddamn but I love me some local/microbrews.

[xshayla701]

BUTT

hehehe

[Knuckle]

Craft beers are acceptable too. Goddamn but I love me some local/microbrews.

lakeland florida, what are some good local brews, brew?

[Ostros]

lakeland florida, what are some good local brews, brew?

Nearest to here I believe is Cigar City Brewing in Ybor, they make REALLY good stuff. There's a couple of others, but CCB is the one that comes to mind first.

[Ostros]

You totally asked about brews. Sorry. From CCB would be the Maduro Brown Ale. Nice coffee-like taste to it, real rich in flavor. They also make a couple of IPA's that a really tasty.

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://i.imgur.com/nPMiE.jpg

[Knuckle]

You totally asked about brews. Sorry. From CCB would be the Maduro Brown Ale. Nice coffee-like taste to it, real rich in flavor. They also make a couple of IPA's that a really tasty.

I've heard about Cigar City, my friend went there once, its a few hours from me, maybe I'll make a trip out one weekend.

[Tarathiel]

jameson FTW

[Poeshoe]

wow yawn this was boring 15 pages, i agree with whiskey though yuck, i can turn a fifth of vodka into pee in under 2 hours but no thx on the whiskey.

[Ostros]

Props to whoever changed the thread title. Much love.

[Knuckle]

Props to whoever changed the thread title. Much love.

i love amelinda but i really was getting a giggle out of the thread title haha!

[Hasbinbad]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

[JenJen]

you must be the most delicate lover

[Snapple]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

When I sip my Old English I make sure that I hold my pinky outwards because honestly, i fucking define class.

[Hasbinbad]

you must be the most delicate lover
I can be.

[Ostros]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.


I'll try this when I'm not shooting it because I love the burn and the aftertaste it leaves in large quantities.

I kid, I'd never shoot anything above generic Jameson. At the same time I'd never sip it that damn slowly either. A thin liquid layer that lightly coats the back of the throat if you swallow...then a deep breath, maybe with smoke in it.

[Hasbinbad]

I'll try this when I'm not shooting it because I love the burn and the aftertaste it leaves in large quantities.

I kid, I'd never shoot anything above generic Jameson. At the same time I'd never sip it that damn slowly either. A thin liquid layer that lightly coats the back of the throat if you swallow...then a deep breath, maybe with smoke in it.
That's a better, yet more wasteful way to enjoy a fine single malt than drinking it.

I bet you light your cigars with the flame too.

[Ostros]

That's a better, yet more wasteful way to enjoy a fine single malt than drinking it.

I bet you light your cigars with the flame too.

Oh hell no.

[Hasbinbad]

Also, Jameson is Irish. Single malt scotch and irish whiskey are two completely different things. Shooting Jameson, or any irish whiskey, is fine.

[Feachie]

I'll try this when I'm not shooting it because I love the burn and the aftertaste it leaves in large quantities.

I kid, I'd never shoot anything above generic Jameson. At the same time I'd never sip it that damn slowly either. A thin liquid layer that lightly coats the back of the throat if you swallow...then a deep breath, maybe with smoke in it.

Jameson is an irish whiskey ;) Scotch has to be distilled, stored, and aged in a certain way. Just like not all whiskeys are Bourbon.

[Hasbinbad]

I JUST SAID THAT

[Knuckle]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.


Whatever, for me, alcohol can be delicious(good craft beer), and I don't have to fucking sip at it like hot tea, I can drink it at a moderate pace, enjoy the flavor before, during, and after the beer, and get drunk afterwards. Maybe you are right and that is just a heavenly experience, but even if it tastes like melted chocolate and peanut butter on vanilla ice cream, sipping anything in that manner doesn't sound like a 'good time' to me.

[Kassel]

this thread is now very boring

[Knuckle]

Hendricks Gin was a pleasant experience, and I was able to at least sip it without waiting for the liquor to vaporize and/or otherwise taste like shit.

[Slathar]

doesnt know shit about fuck

im amused

[Hasbinbad]

Whatever, for me, alcohol can be delicious(good craft beer), and I don't have to fucking sip at it like hot tea, I can drink it at a moderate pace, enjoy the flavor before, during, and after the beer, and get drunk afterwards. Maybe you are right and that is just a heavenly experience, but even if it tastes like melted chocolate and peanut butter on vanilla ice cream, sipping anything in that manner doesn't sound like a 'good time' to me.
Enjoying scotch is something you may learn about when you're older. Kind of like women who expect to be romanced before you screw them or the difference between an automobile and a car.

I was fortunate enough to be able to appreciate the finer things in life at a younger age, but I know what you mean. If "having a good time" is your goal, then redbull&vodka, fast women, and rice rockets are the way to go, and I wish you all the best of luck with that.

When you start to appreciate sunsets, bonsai trees, and generally start searching for something more in life, visit your local BevMo and pick up a couple starter bottles of single malt, and try out what I said.

[Lorastine]

Wait, why am I guineapig?

[Hasbinbad]

im amused
I wish I was like you: easily amused.

[Feachie]

I JUST SAID THAT

you're on forum patrol, i'm leveling. didn't realize 5 mins had lapsed and somebody had already jumped on replying :p

[Snapple]

this thread sucks. Breakin up sum bud on the back of ur mom as i type this. Bout to blow a dub on you hoes

[Knuckle]

Enjoying scotch is something you may learn about when you're older. Kind of like women who expect to be romanced before you screw them or the difference between an automobile and a car.

I was fortunate enough to be able to appreciate the finer things in life at a younger age, but I know what you mean. If "having a good time" is your goal, then redbull&vodka, fast women, and rice rockets are the way to go, and I wish you all the best of luck with that.

When you start to appreciate sunsets, bonsai trees, and generally start searching for something more in life, visit your local BevMo and pick up a couple starter bottles of single malt, and try out what I said.

did i hate being trolled and still biting. but yeah i appreciate alot of things older men do at my age(im 24). Nonetheless, I do not have an appreciation for scotch, and I doubt I will. Yes I am getting a crotch rocket though =/

[Sprout]

I dunno about you but i eat my tuna casserole off of fine china.

[Feachie]

did i hate being trolled and still biting. but yeah i appreciate alot of things older men do at my age(im 24). Nonetheless, I do not have an appreciation for scotch, and I doubt I will. Yes I am getting a crotch rocket though =/

then to put it into sportbike terms, a good scotch versus an inexpensive whiskey is like the difference between an aprilia rsv4 vs. yamaha yzf-r1. they'll both get you there, one of them is just more refined.

[Ektar]

earlier today my dad showed up uninvited, poured himself a glass of my expensive-ass jameson, gulped it down in one gulp, then proceeded to eat my ice cream, and leave. and he only left because I got pissed and requested he leave.

It was very annoying.

[PureLo]

i don't drink... but i did like RapidScotch... quite the coincidence "scotch" and Amelinda got implemented into the same thread ;)

[Knuckle]

then to put it into sportbike terms, a good scotch versus an inexpensive whiskey is like the difference between an aprilia rsv4 vs. yamaha yzf-r1. they'll both get you there, one of them is just more refined.

i don't need metaphors, i've sampled just about every liqour imaginable, had to read all sorts of books on wine and liqour and beer for distillation and fermentation, aging: cask, type of water, ingredients used, even if it was indoors in a cellar or aged where the air could get to it. I know all that shit. Doesn't mean it makes sense.

[Knuckle]

i don't need metaphors, i've sampled just about every liqour imaginable, had to read all sorts of books on wine and liqour and beer for distillation and fermentation, aging: cask, type of water, ingredients used, even if it was indoors in a cellar or aged where the air could get to it. I know all that shit. Doesn't mean it makes sense.

let me rephrase: scotch is some nasty shit all around, never had one that didnt taste terrible. Never found anything enjoyable in the experience.

[Feachie]

young alcoholic, some day it will. someday. :)

[YendorLootmonkey]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "drink" fucking scotch.

In any case, a blended scotch is just rotgut, and only fit to get you drunk if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the label on your Johnny Walker is, it's fucking blended and therefore shit.

A good single malt however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting buzzed, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a buzz, drink vodka or Jack. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, DRINK expensive scotch.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of drinking a fine single malt scotch whiskey.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the vapors created by the alcohol evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of scotch come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the vapors to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine scotch if you're drinking it properly, because it should all vaporize on your tongue. Every drop you swallow is completely wasted.

If you just drink it, you may as well be drinking some $5 blended scotch, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc180/commentsville/blinksy/ron-burgundy/i-love-scotch.png

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

People who drink scotch are the same people who beat their wives, so by all means savor the flavor you ned

[Ektar]

I kinda dislike the taste of most alcohol - all liquor, beer, and wine with few exceptions. whiskey (irish whiskey, followed my scotch, not so much bourbon) just provides me with the least amount of ick to alcoholic intake ratio. I have been known to enjoy a glass of jameson after the first few initial sips though.

[Feachie]

People who drink natty light/coors/etc are the same people who beat their wives, so by all means savor the flavor you ned

fixt

[Ektar]

or are poor college students! don't be so generalizing, girl!

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

You are all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

You don't "suck" fucking dick.

In any case, a black cock is just pissing off daddy, and only fit to get you pregnant if you're a fucking transient. I don't care what color the cock in your roast beef snatch is, it's fucking ******dick and therefore shit.

A good mulatto cock however..

..but you have to sip it. It's not about getting him off, it's about the flavors that are awakened when it's enjoyed properly, and the warm feeling it gives you after enjoying it for several minutes. If you want a quickie, go deep. If you want to look like a pretentious asshole that doesn't know his asshole from his elbow, gobble expensive white cock.

If you want a truly unique and beautiful experience, learn to appreciate the proper method of sucking a fine single mulatto mushroom tip.

You have to slurp it ever so delicately, so that you're not pouring it in your mouth, but rather aerosolizing it into your palate. Immediately after you take your sip, you breath in the sweat created by the arousal evaporating on your tongue. It is here, and only here that the true flavors of cum, come alive. Breath in for a long time slowly, allowing the semen to occur and travel back through your palate into your lungs. You shouldn't ever need to swallow a fine dick if you're sucking it properly, because it should all fit on your tongue. Every drop you spit is completely wasted.

If you just suck it, you may as well be sucking off some $5 sanfran trannie, coz you're not going to get anything good out of it.

Trust me I'm a pro at sucking dick

Signed,

Habsbinbad

[Doors]

^ lolol

[Autotune]

^ lolol

[Dravingar]

Highest up my alcohol shelf goes is Makers Mark. I'm an alcoholic and drink so I can have the motivation to poopsock dragons.

[Knuckle]

^ lolol

[Metric Ton]

^ lolol

[Hoggen]

People who drink scotch are the same people who beat their wives, so by all means savor the flavor you ned

My brother is an aging fat liberal with gout that loves scotch. His wife is bigger and fatter than him, and also liberal and if any violence is to happen, I suspect it will be him getting the worst of it. Your statement is obviously not universal.

[jarshale]

Nicest scotch I've had was probably Dewars 12. Jameson comes in close second. A friend of mine swears by Jack Daniels but honestly it's nail polish remover in a nicer bottle

[Anger]

Young Scotch Snobs.

Only bitches sip alcohol.

[jarshale]

Only guidos shoot alcohol.

fixed

[Ostros]

^ lolol

Not empty quoting.

[guineapig]

earlier today my dad showed up uninvited, poured himself a glass of my expensive-ass jameson, gulped it down in one gulp, then proceeded to eat my ice cream, and leave. and he only left because I got pissed and requested he leave.

It was very annoying.

Hmmm... I hate to tell you this but we might be related.

[Anger]

earlier today my dad showed up uninvited, poured himself a glass of my expensive-ass jameson, gulped it down in one gulp, then proceeded to eat my ice cream, and leave. and he only left because I got pissed and requested he leave.

It was very annoying.

Ektar, you're just how I like my women: Angry, got your own place, and have daddy issues.

[azeth]

earlier today my dad showed up uninvited, poured himself a glass of my expensive-ass jameson, gulped it down in one gulp, then proceeded to eat my ice cream, and leave. and he only left because I got pissed and requested he leave.

It was very annoying.

http://i52.tinypic.com/e7j6v9.jpg

Ektar's dad?

[Ostros]

Ektar, you're just how I like my women: Angry, got your own place, and have daddy issues.

Bloody masochist you are.

[Ektar]

Hmmm... I hate to tell you this but we might be related.

my family is in jersey, staten, and queens. don't think anyone is in brooklyn!

[Ektar]

oh. and long island now too.

[guineapig]

I was joking about my dad being just like your.... oh nevermind... :(

[Ektar]

lol I got it. I just chose to extend it down another path.

I do that.

[Tumdumm]

oh i misunderstood, i thought gp was talkin about just getting back from drinking his son's booze and eating all his ice cream

[guineapig]

oh i misunderstood, i thought gp was talkin about just getting back from drinking his son's booze and eating all his ice cream

That would have been even better... ;)

[Slathar]

http://i52.tinypic.com/e7j6v9.jpg

Ektar's dad?

you just disrespected the guy in the chair, bud

[Bubbles]

Abacab just saved this thread, lets not be so quick to fuck it up again, thx.