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wuanahto
05-14-2023, 02:36 AM
WHAT? You are a Shaman with "Sham" in your name? SHAMWOW!
Holy shit you are a healer with heal/heel/heeal/hael/heaal/hiel/heil in your name? motherfucking groundbreaking
Ballsass, you are a druid/ranger with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs as your surname? rockon. to a point. a point that you crossed the second you felt a warmness in your midsection 3 seconds ago
Whoa, you are a rogue with an ANAL JOKE as your name? Rectalfiable.
A GNOME?! WITH A 5'11" REFERENCE?!
A ranger with a i3g0i4zz name? how the fuck did you get numbers in your name?
a druid thats named deedlilith? succubi + elf is the most unique thing in the OP tho give you props
a warrior that has a HULKSMASH tiername? we know your endgame
a wizard named Merldalf? this one is the mostmost unique but dont take it and sit on it like a cunt when i might do it later i know what i said about deedlilith just be cool
shadowknights are so lolable i couldnt think of anything for this line lol
A motherfucking BARD with a SONG/INSTRUMENT name? Grats, now you know why Lance Bass' stage name was Lance Bass.
holy fucking shit, an enchanter with drugs in their names? just MGB KEI and goaway
?! You are telling me that a megelo99 prophile of a necromancer named Nekoromancer who larps as a catgirl from the future somethingsomething ending sentence?
And paladins. do you really need lightlike/justicelike in your surname? i know being this "easy" would give away what my main class is in game but lets face it. its not wrong but not right.

Gustoo
05-14-2023, 04:43 AM
Hmm.

Has anyone seen any updates about that new server yet?

long.liam
05-14-2023, 04:45 AM
Hmm.

Has anyone seen any updates about that new server yet?

You talking about Red 2.0? Yea that's dead. Not going to happen.

Cecily
05-14-2023, 08:56 AM
That's a shame. The EQ PvP community has always been fun to watch.

magnetaress
05-14-2023, 09:07 AM
Hi (not@chu cecily, OP) (hope u are doing ok too cec`e)

Duik
05-14-2023, 09:49 AM
Best char name on p99 is a monk named Urack Discaprin.
Fucking gold.

Rager and Quitter
05-14-2023, 02:43 PM
Best char name on p99 is a monk named Urack Discaprin.
Fucking gold.

Lol!

wuanahto
05-14-2023, 05:41 PM
holy crap i forgot about monks

Duik
05-14-2023, 05:48 PM
Holy Crap, that's a paladin right?

Ooloo
05-14-2023, 07:04 PM
*another* warrior named Cummin Myballsoff?

really?

mcoy
05-15-2023, 08:05 AM
Best char name on p99 is a monk named Urack Discaprin.
Fucking gold.

That's a great one. Purge-proof for sure.

-Mcoy

Duik
05-15-2023, 12:21 PM
*another* warrior named Cummin Myballsoff?

really?

I could easily pull that one off.

branamil
05-15-2023, 01:56 PM
Wizards named with Nuke in their name
Rogues with Stab in their name
Shamans with Sham in their name
Enchanters with Mez in their name
Bards with Tune or Jam in their name

Strifer
05-15-2023, 03:03 PM
Ambatakum Ohmaygot

madmar77
05-15-2023, 04:24 PM
Best char name on p99 is a monk named Urack Discaprin.
Fucking gold.

😂

madmar77
05-15-2023, 04:30 PM
On live I had a Halfling warrior named Morter Phorker, got him to 57 before a GM made me change it.

Duik
05-15-2023, 05:17 PM
I had 3 dwarves on live. Huik, Duik and Luik. Clr, War and Rog. Gnome Pal called Gnowm. Iksar Bst called Iksah. Stupid sexy female gnomes with glasses.

Duik
05-15-2023, 05:19 PM
Bugga rnf no edit...
Gnowms surname was DePlume (not her real name).

cannobeers3
05-16-2023, 12:32 AM
I suppose those are better than the super-lazy person adding an additional letter to the name that was taken. Gandalff, etc... but we are talking about dirt farmers here for the most part.

Videri
05-16-2023, 12:59 AM
https://imgur.com/XBEHDKR

Videri
05-16-2023, 01:00 AM
https://i.imgur.com/XBEHDKR.png

Videri
05-16-2023, 01:01 AM
That's NOT me, btw. I took that screenshot early in Green, back around when legacy items were dropping and planar gear was the tops.

Loadsamoney
05-16-2023, 04:56 AM
Imagine getting your jimmies rustled over an unharmful name in a fantasy game.

System Shock
05-16-2023, 11:54 AM
lol

Kohedron
05-16-2023, 04:12 PM
oh what, your precious immersion nut hasn't blown yet? It's only been 20 years my man, surely it will happen any day now

Ooloo
05-16-2023, 09:05 PM
Pun names are at least better than those assholes with tons of I's and lowercase L's.

Illoviluluivul

No I'm never sending you a tell ever

Swish
05-16-2023, 11:54 PM
Just make a monk with any name and add "Corpse" at level 20... its hilarious :D

Toxigen
05-17-2023, 08:26 AM
https://i.imgur.com/XBEHDKR.png

lmao

Ratchet51
05-17-2023, 03:11 PM
lol

This fuckin' guy...

reznor_
05-17-2023, 03:57 PM
This thread had potential

VII
05-20-2023, 10:59 AM
I ask ChatGPT for all my names, first and last.

VII
05-20-2023, 11:06 AM
I ask ChatGPT for all my names, first and last.

VII
05-20-2023, 11:18 AM
I ask ChatGPT for all my names, first and last.

mcoy
05-20-2023, 11:32 AM
Just make a monk with any name and add "Corpse" at level 20... its hilarious :D

Guilty as charged:
https://imgur.com/Zr2r2kC.jpg

-Mcoy

wuanahto
05-20-2023, 04:38 PM
This explains why we cant have tildes and apostrophes