Yes it is real. Yes it is all men.

[Hasbinbad]

https://i.imgur.com/YSn1sKL.jpg

[aussenseiter]

Isn't that a good thing?

[magnetaress]

i hope they find the love they need and want

[unsunghero]

Supposedly statistics show that all dating apps are like 70% men tho

Almost everyone here hates dating apps, I’ve never minded them too much, although they do have the major flaw of creating high amounts of selectivity

But even the ugliest person can be successful with the right strategy when it comes to profile design, messaging, and which apps to use. Well, let’s be real, not the ugliest people, unfortunately…

[unsunghero]

I still constantly get likes and messages on bumble and match, but stopped responding to these months ago when got more serious with the gf

But there are the occasional right-wing gals on there, one of them apparently liked me a week ago (note: I have absolutely no indication that I am right wing on my profile). Will try to protect her privacy tho

[Chortles Snortles]

>cock carousel enjoyer
(lol)

[Jobaber]

s49jzWzAHtU

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

The internet's premier Christian dating sites are mostly gaming sites. I've loved, I've lost. I've had a girl in every port, and I've spent another Saturday night alone in a bar. I fucked all the clowns.

I know how life is out there. I've read Elliott Rodgers' manifesto. [sidenote: some recent murderers have not left manifestos. Not cool. I got a fever, baby.] I've noticed that normal hygiene eludes today's male. They either lube and grease themselves up like some kind of feral otter, or they schlub themselves to death. I get it. Some people are antsy. But how much is on them?

But why should I speak, when I can let tradwife speak for me?!
https://i.imgur.com/0eGk4rx.jpg
So let's maybe discuss something.

If everything I've said is true, am I wrong?

https://i.imgur.com/MkLRQSu.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

https://i.imgur.com/MkLRQSu.jpg
that is the worst misuse of a sacred scene.

are people still calling each other virgins in 2023? dont people know about sex workers?

[Hasbinbad]

just pay the lady $20 and forego the school shooting, chad.

[Bardp1999]

that is the worst misuse of a sacred scene.

are people still calling each other virgins in 2023? dont people know about sex workers?

Tell me more about the women you pay to have sex with you

[Hasbinbad]

Tell me more about the women you pay to have sex with you
I don't need to tell you about your mom, Stephen.

[Bardp1999]

a good norrathian boy

[unsunghero]

I’ve hooked up twice at Vegas brothels at bachelor parties or other bachelor hangouts a decade-ish ago, you’re looking at about $250-$350 for the full deal. I was told to request a lineup so they don’t stick you with an uggo, so that’s what I personally did, I picked the girl from a lineup both times. Both times the gal was smoking hot 9-10/10. One time started out awkward with a complete language barrier but got better, the second was a Thai girl who seemed pretty into things, let’s just say that was very short and sweet

But yea even outside of Vegas in the states you aren’t going to get anything other than the nastiest crackhead for like $20. A decent escort is gonna run you probably even more than Vegas, I would plan for $250+, but I haven’t checked in a long long time

[Chortles Snortles]

>paying for sex
(lol)

[unsunghero]

>paying for sex
(lol)

To this day they remain the hottest girls I’ve had sex with, around 19-20, hotter than the hottest porn stars I’ve seen online. Talking perfect body, hot face, etc. And I have very high standards

I may have just lucked out, I’ve heard reports from other guys who haven’t been that lucky. The downside (aside from paying obviously) is it’s a little awkward esp with a language barrier and you have to wear a condom (of course I wanted to regardless)

[unsunghero]

^
Then again I picked the hottest one both times, and even though I wasn’t in as good of shape then, I imagine I looked better than their usual clientele. The girl is probably going to try a bit harder when the dude isn’t completely gross, so other people’s mileage may vary

[Chortles Snortles]

>the hookers i paid to fuck really liked me!!!
(lol)

[unsunghero]

>the hookers i paid to fuck really liked me!!!
(lol)

The first one was some Colombian girl, and I was so drunk I couldn’t finish. She seemed to, as other girls I know have in the past, take it as a personal affront and was like “no you’re going to finish” then really put her back into it

The Thai girl was smiling and laughing and having a good time

I really don’t care all that much about how much they “like” me, but I was worried I would have some tearful obviously trafficked girl, and was grateful that wasn’t the case, it appeared

I had a co-worker who banged an Easter European redhead escort at Netherlands red light distract, with his gf’s permission which I find weird, and he said she was about a 9/10 as well

[Topgunben]

Most liberal chicks evolve into Rosie O’Donnell.

[Topgunben]

The first one was some Colombian girl, and I was so drunk I couldn’t finish. She seemed to, as other girls I know have in the past, take it as a personal affront and was like “no you’re going to finish” then really put her back into it

The Thai girl was smiling and laughing and having a good time

I really don’t care all that much about how much they “like” me, but I was worried I would have some tearful obviously trafficked girl, and was grateful that wasn’t the case, it appeared

I had a co-worker who banged an Easter European redhead escort at Netherlands red light distract, with his gf’s permission which I find weird, and he said she was about a 9/10 as well

I think for me the idea of getting it on with a prostitute kind of takes the fun out of it a little. I get for some guys this may be the absolute only option but for me I kind of prefer a girl that digs me and wants to give it to me. Maybe the hookers want to give it to you to? Idk. Just saying I’d like if a girl liked me back, and I would never be entirely sure that she did, given the fact that I just paid her $500.

Beyond that, I do believe it’s a bad idea to have sex with anyone that you don’t intend to have children with.

[unsunghero]

I think for me the idea of getting it on with a prostitute kind of takes the fun out of it a little. I get for some guys this may be the absolute only option but for me I kind of prefer a girl that digs me and wants to give it to me. Maybe the hookers want to give it to you to? Idk. Just saying I’d like if a girl liked me back, and I would never be entirely sure that she did, given the fact that I just paid her $500.

Beyond that, I do believe it’s a bad idea to have sex with anyone that you don’t intend to have children with.

That is always the ideal. I was much younger then, and going with a group of heavily intoxicated friends on a special occasion of bachelor party/night in Vegas

I don’t plan on ever doing it again, but I don’t regret the experiences at all. In fact, I’d go as far as to be for legalization and regulation, which would pull it out of the black market it currently exists in ripe with abuse of the girls

It’s not healthy per se, but I would probably put it at slightly healthier than porn viewing, because while both are pure hedonism, in one at least you are a participant in and the other you are some kind of voyeur. The brain produces happy chemicals with intimate touch by another person, and sexual frustration can cause psych issues on its own in men

So as a last resort, I’d say to someone to go for it. But definitely always be trying to get into dating/relationships first

[aussenseiter]

I think for me the idea of getting it on with a prostitute kind of takes the fun out of it a little. I get for some guys this may be the absolute only option but for me I kind of prefer a girl that digs me and wants to give it to me. Maybe the hookers want to give it to you to? Idk. Just saying I’d like if a girl liked me back, and I would never be entirely sure that she did, given the fact that I just paid her $500.

Beyond that, I do believe it’s a bad idea to have sex with anyone that you don’t intend to have children with.

It's no fun without the pursuit. A man gotta hunt.

[unsunghero]

It's no fun without the pursuit. A man gotta hunt.

I still found it fun, but like many young men I had my brain fucked with by too much porn viewing

I found the exchange of cash in a massage parlor type setting leading to sex very exciting, because it was a scenario I had specifically seen online probably dozens of times prior

I made the drunken decision to be that person I saw in the videos. So in that regard I found it exciting. But would I have if I had never seen porn before or didn’t like that niche? Probably not as much

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/j8qXffz.gif

[unsunghero]

^
quality

[Toxigen]

ITS MA'AM

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

that is the worst misuse of a sacred scene.

are people still calling each other virgins in 2023? dont people know about sex workers?


Well, look at the guy in the back though. He's had pussy. That's why he's having a chuckle. I think the movie works with this being the pivotal scene, except Dennis Hopper is confronting the Incel Mafia, but the joke is only the top guys -- such as Christopher Walken's -- are actually virgins.


That's why the scene is so famous. It's a funny moment. That guy knows. But "Where is that whore your son married" please-like-me stuff? That's the movie's joke.


Come on. True Romance." Get it?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I still found it fun, but like many young men I had my brain fucked with by too much porn viewing

I found the exchange of cash in a massage parlor type setting leading to sex very exciting, because it was a scenario I had specifically seen online probably dozens of times prior

I made the drunken decision to be that person I saw in the videos. So in that regard I found it exciting. But would I have if I had never seen porn before or didn’t like that niche? Probably not as much


I just got to kind of say, I hope people are not gonna try to hooker shame you. Life, is a hard fucking place. And, it's complicated. Everyone has a different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CEWuPPpcEAconstellation they are working with. I've always known guys who liked sex clubs and hookers.


That falls under my "All of you need to get laid" motto from a page or two ago. I've seen some "relationships" so toxic, if I had to desert island people there would be friends who like hookers before some of the coupled people I know. Oh, indeed! God people need to be happy for people better, ya know? Good for you fiend.


NO HOOKER SHAMING. NO TEA BAGGING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CEWuPPpcEA

[bloodmuffin]

No birth control allowed, that's what's giving these modern women fridge bodies in their 30's.

[Hasbinbad]

accuses others of taking bad acid, and then said all this
You've forgotten to leave yourself breadcrumbs, lost one, to find your way out of the rabbits hole.

You're all alone now, unable to even communicate with normies any longer.

[Trexller]

You've forgotten to leave yourself breadcrumbs, lost one, to find your way out of the rabbits hole.

You're all alone now, unable to even communicate with normies any longer.

either that or he's thinking and communicating on a level that we normies could not hope to comprehend

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

You've forgotten to leave yourself breadcrumbs, lost one, to find your way out of the rabbits hole.

You're all alone now, unable to even communicate with normies any longer.

either that or he's thinking and communicating on a level that we normies could not hope to comprehend
https://i.imgur.com/hPJC8BM.jpg

[unsunghero]

I just got to kind of say, I hope people are not gonna try to hooker shame you. Life, is a hard fucking place. And, it's complicated. Everyone has a different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CEWuPPpcEAconstellation they are working with. I've always known guys who liked sex clubs and hookers.


That falls under my "All of you need to get laid" motto from a page or two ago. I've seen some "relationships" so toxic, if I had to desert island people there would be friends who like hookers before some of the coupled people I know. Oh, indeed! God people need to be happy for people better, ya know? Good for you fiend.


NO HOOKER SHAMING. NO TEA BAGGING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CEWuPPpcEA

I wouldn’t recommend frequenting them even close to often. For one, that would be really expensive. And for two, deprivation creates motivation

We have a generation of 50% sex-less men because they have been filling in the void of intimacy in their lives with regular porn viewing and fapping. I guarantee someone who takes a break from both would begin to feel more motivation to have an intimate relationship with a person

So I suggest to everyone not viewing porn or getting an escort regularly. The escort thing can be once in a blue moon to continue to have some level of comfortability with intimacy, some practice, and that’s it

Otherwise, deprive yourself to motivate yourself to date, IMO

[Diziet]

Paying for sex is gross hth

[Hasbinbad]

I've never given money for sex, but damn have I paid for it.

[Trexller]

Paying for sex is gross hth

how would you know?

[Diziet]

I found the exchange of cash in a massage parlor type setting leading to sex very exciting, because it was a scenario I had specifically seen online probably dozens of times prior

Now I'm just sad.

[Trexller]

Now I'm just sad.

dutch people forcing kids to watch adults strip naked is all good, but sex for money is what offends you?

[unsunghero]

Paying for sex is gross hth

Like Hasbinbad said, I’d recommend it before killing yourself or going on a shooting rampage after realizing you are living a lifetime of involuntary celibacy

(Hint hint)

[Diziet]

There nothing wrong with sex for money as long as you realize it's pervy old man shit.

[Trexller]

There nothing wrong with sex for money as long as you realize it's pervy old man shit.

fair enough

now please explain why dutch people forcing kids to watch adults strip naked is healthy and normal?

[unsunghero]

There nothing wrong with sex for money as long as you realize it's pervy old man shit.

It’s the most reliable way to “punch above one’s weight” aka have sex with someone who is considerably better looking than them, comparatively

Or for yourself, to have sex at all

[unsunghero]

Now I'm just sad.

Which makes it worse for you the lifetime of no RL friends or no RL relationships

[Diziet]

On the actual topic of this thread, could someone explain why conservatives need another dating app that consists exclusively of men when we already have Grindr.

[unsunghero]

On the actual topic of this thread, could someone explain why conservatives need another dating app that consists exclusively of men when we already have Grindr.

Did you not see the gal who liked me less than a week ago’s profile on the very first page of this thread?

Not only is she very clearly right wing (whoa, they exist), but your chance would be somewhere below zero even if she wasn’t. You think bragging about repeating the same messianic pedophile paste comment on an elf sim 1000 times is gonna be making panties drop? Maybe you could show her your druid epic?

[Trexller]

On the actual topic of this thread, could someone explain why conservatives need another dating app that consists exclusively of men when we already have Grindr.

how is this a larger world issue than dutch people forcing kids to watch adults strip naked?

[unsunghero]

The moral of the story is there’s two types of lonely, sex-less men

1. The right winger stereotype - Thinks feminism has ruined all women and that all women only want to marry to then divorce and steal a man’s money. Or marry a stable loyal man and cheat with a Chad

2. The left-winger stereotype - Thinks that having the same political opinions as mainstream media, Hollywood, higher education, and very powerful corporations automatically ensures them dates therefore preventing them from feeling motivated to improve their looks or their holier-than-thou awkward and caustic personalities

After years and years of humping only anime body pillows and fapping to porn, I would encourage both to try an escort as a last resort before going on a shooting rampage (first category) or doing the more noble thing and just killing oneself (second category)

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Sp4g0CX.png
(lol)

[Ooloo]

More women are pro-life than men sooooo, yeah, the exact opposite of op's premise is likely true

[Ooloo]

Also conservative chicks are like vastly hotter, it's quite remarkable. Every fat ham pig that wants abortion on demand nobody wants to fuck anyway

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/aTezXeG.jpg

[xlimits]

https://i.imgur.com/YSn1sKL.jpg

First DM is the winner?

[xlimits]

either that or he's thinking and communicating on a level that we normies could not hope to comprehend

I'm a lil' taller than you.

[Topgunben]

Rosie O’Donnell and the like are so hot damn. I can’t wait to meet more
Liberal chicks, damn they are sooo hot.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Like Hasbinbad said, I’d recommend ren faires before killing yourself or going on a shooting rampage after realizing you are living a lifetime of involuntary celibacy

(Hint hint)



It's really not that bad.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Also conservative chicks are like vastly hotter, it's quite remarkable. Every fat ham pig that wants abortion on demand nobody wants to fuck anyway
https://i.imgur.com/OsBGIur.jpg

[unsunghero]

Also conservative chicks are like vastly hotter, it's quite remarkable. Every fat ham pig that wants abortion on demand nobody wants to fuck anyway

My observation is the more “out” and outspoken the girl is about being right wing, the more defensive and, like, ready to verbally spar, she seems to be in her personality

Due to broadcasting the very socially unacceptable political viewpoint, she is likely experiencing a lot of online and possibly in person flak from the public. This seems to be warping their personalities, and not in a good way, IMO

This is why I say, don’t ever be out about being right wing in public. Don’t put it on your dating profile, don’t talk about it, don’t put shit on your car, don’t go to rallies. And you will live a much less stressful life. It’s the vote that matters most anyway

[Trexller]

I'm a lil' taller than you.

I'm Faster.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

My observation is the more “out” and outspoken the girl is about being right wing, the more defensive and, like, ready to verbally spar, she seems to be in her personality

Due to broadcasting the very socially unacceptable political viewpoint, she is likely experiencing a lot of online and possibly in person flak from the public. This seems to be warping their personalities, and not in a good way, IMO

This is why I say, don’t ever be out about being right wing in public. Don’t put it on your dating profile, don’t talk about it, don’t put shit on your car, don’t go to rallies. And you will live a much less stressful life. It’s the vote that matters most anyway


We could make this into a "turn ons / turn offs" Dating Game at this point, no?



"Bachelor #1 what do you look for in a girl you would ask out on a second date?"


"Well, Jim, she's gotta be pro-American."


"Bachelorette? Comments?"


"Well, I'm from Sweden but I like America, yes."


"Bachelor #2, what do you look for?"


"I like traditional values."


"Bachelorette?


"I like lutefish?"


"Bachelor #3, what do you look for?


"I hate Russia."


"Bachelor 3! Please! My choice!"

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Politics is how you form a government. It's a moral duty of a citizen. Unless you think yourself called by God, it amounts to staying informed and voting. The talking part, my take is, its all sexual. There are rooms of people who pay to watch people in political cosplay, especially the fat ones.


I used to be one of them.
https://i.imgur.com/WpzQViz.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

You can't vote on anything that matters.

[aussenseiter]

You can't vote on anything that matters.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fdlju8bWIAEpLgE.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

b-b-b-based!!!!

[unsunghero]

Politics is how you form a government. It's a moral duty of a citizen. Unless you think yourself called by God, it amounts to staying informed and voting. The talking part, my take is, its all sexual. There are rooms of people who pay to watch people in political cosplay, especially the fat ones.


I used to be one of them.
https://i.imgur.com/WpzQViz.jpg

Could you see yourself dating someone with opposing political viewpoints?

I could. Apparently a lot of people wouldn’t though

[Chortles Snortles]

>hey guys my new girlfriend is great every time i give her $300 per pop
(lol)

[Trexller]

but if you get a punch card so the 10th time is free...

profit

[aussenseiter]

>hey guys my new girlfriend is great every time i give her $300 per pop
(lol)

Do you give your girlfriend $300?

(lol)

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/449/cover1.jpg

[aussenseiter]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/449/cover1.jpg

You don't give your girlfriend $300?

[unsunghero]

RL relationships cost way more than I’d ever spend on an escort :(

[aussenseiter]

RL relationships cost way more than I’d ever spend on an escort :(

Feature, not bug. :)

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

You can't vote on anything that matters.


Well, that's patently false. What the hell man, take the double dose today. You hangin low?


I voted last night that today was gonna be a great day. So I called my dealer, and now I'm sitting here with a fresh tank of freon, a hot cup o' joe, and the good lord rose from the dead today.


And here you are, Mr. Negative McNegativeface.


Got any paint? Huff a can. Cast a vote for you.



:)

[Patriam1066]

>the hookers i paid to fuck really liked me!!!
(lol)

I laughed pretty hard at this

Happy Easter lulz

[Madae]

This just in; people can be gay, and not everyone is religious.

[Tethler]

You don't give your girlfriend $300?

He don't got (and is sorry about it)

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

This thread kind of tuckered out.



p99 used to be a place the carnies hung out more. Now, that's just not what it is. Oh, sure, you got a few autoflushers going, but by and large, there simply aren't enough carnies here. End of story.



But that becomes the new reality. (en regalia)

The forums, and the servers,
Where shall all this start?
The autoflushers looks in fear,
For their's is but a fart.

The Angry Scryer Hunters
Are few and far between
And the last one mrely asked us to read
The play nice policy


[Harmonica break]


But though this world is ancient
And long this world cause harm
Some dare to dream of the day
They finally nerf charm
Yeah yeah, they finally nerfed charm!
That's right, they're finally nerfing charm
(Enchanters do little harm!)
That's right they finally.......
Nerfed.....

...zabedieboobitybop (why is DLR here?)

Charm!!!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://i.imgur.com/xQfZUcV.jpg

[goblinmob]

couldn't pass it up. it's the only road I know.

[Raj]

I thought OP was talking about P99 until I scrolled down. :cool:

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

lol

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Lot's of gals play everquest, always have.



My best piece of advice is, join a guild with at least one female officer. Many reasons for that. Not the least of which when all else fails, maybe the chick has a brain.


You would be surprised how common a problem this is.

[Patrece]

Can't imagine the babes wanna date malding soys

[BigChief]

Ah, all the Incels in one place, good idea.

[Hasbinbad]

I thought OP was talking about P99 until I scrolled down. :cool:
I was.