Wanna play a female character? thats fucking fine

[wuanahto]

JUST STOP PICKING THE FEMALE BEARDED DWARF
STOP PICKING THE GREEN EYED DARK ELF
STOP PICKING THE BLOND WOODELF
STOP PICKING THE WHITE HAIRED HALF ELF
STOP PICKING THE GYPSY HUMAN

you know who you are

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/DKjd49t.jpg

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/vGQyO1e.jpg

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/wnxdIkP.gif

[wuanahto]

ALSO THE FUCKING HIGH ELF WITH THE TIARA

[wuanahto]

https://i.imgur.com/DKjd49t.jpg

thanks to reddit i found out thats a JYdoll

ALSO STOP USING THE LEOPARD PRINT CAP FEMALE HALFLING FACE

[Trexller]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CagueWQXIAAt2go.jpg

[Trexller]

thanks to reddit i found out thats a JYdoll

ALSO STOP USING THE LEOPARD PRINT CAP FEMALE HALFLING FACE

lol its your doll, Jauna

nice try... again!

[Ekco]

Hey guys, what’s going on in this thread?...
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[magnetaress]

Posting here for posterity.

I played every doll in game and became a doll irl.

Sorry u don't got.

[Danni]

JUST STOP PICKING THE FEMALE BEARDED DWARF
STOP PICKING THE GREEN EYED DARK ELF
STOP PICKING THE BLOND WOODELF
STOP PICKING THE WHITE HAIRED HALF ELF
STOP PICKING THE GYPSY HUMAN

you know who you are

The blond gnome

[aussenseiter]

ALSO STOP USING THE LEOPARD PRINT CAP FEMALE HALFLING FACE

Is that what it is? I thought it was hairnet.

[wuanahto]

The blond gnome

Not enough female gnomes to fully comment on this. same goes for the ogres, trolls, erudites, barbs and iksars

Is that what it is? I thought it was hairnet.

Gatta be some kinda animal print.

[Cecily]

I bite. Why are you mad about my very unique dark elf face? There's so many good options for dark elves.

[Trexller]

dont feed him

[Cecily]

Red eyes with bangs. Blue eyes with bangs. Shiny forehead. Green eyes. Red eyes with bangs.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CagueWQXIAAt2go.jpg


I fucked her.

[Trexller]

I fucked her.

of course you did

[wuanahto]

There's so many good options for dark elves.

thats the point

[jilena]

I think zarina has purple eyes and a blue butthole for a mouth. I forget.

[Trexller]

there are like hundreds if not thousands of Firiona Vie cosplay images but absolutely zero dark elf cosplay images, unless you count this one:

someone needs to hire some actual hotties and paint them blue

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2VDiajXMAIBHdF.jpg:large

I had to see it, so now you do too.

[Tethler]

Is that what it is? I thought it was hairnet.

Omg, same. I assumed she was the lunch lady serving muffins.

[Toxigen]

if people can be trans irl why cant i be female in game?

[Ooloo]

The only unforgivable sin is sticking with whatever the default first face is for each race. If you don't click through them at all and just create the character with face #1 you should be permanently banned and possibly imprisoned

[Toxigen]

The only unforgivable sin is sticking with whatever the default first face is for each race. If you don't click through them at all and just create the character with face #1 you should be permanently banned and possibly imprisoned

pretty sure i did this for every character i ever made

god tier

[Ooloo]

I always pick the female barb face that doesn't have any face tattoos because I want her to be employable

[unsunghero]

The only unforgivable sin is sticking with whatever the default first face is for each race. If you don't click through them at all and just create the character with face #1 you should be permanently banned and possibly imprisoned

I did this but I still agree. I hate the smug default high elf face. I was too excited to play p99 and forgot you could change face :(

[Trexller]

I did this but I still agree. I hate the smug default high elf face. I was too excited to play p99 and forgot you could change face :(

I mean like, aren't all the high elf faces smug? they do call themselves the "high elves" and they aren't smoking the reefer

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

there are like hundreds if not thousands of Firiona Vie cosplay images but absolutely zero dark elf cosplay images, unless you count this one:

someone needs to hire some actual hotties and paint them blue

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2VDiajXMAIBHdF.jpg:large

I had to see it, so now you do too.


One of those Kedge Keep folks. All bloat-y. Must be a DE cleric, obviously. Only plate classes can equip that gorget. And before you jump on "Could be a SK or a Warrior!" -- why would sk or warrior want this?


Make sense or log off.

[Kohedron]

which one is the gypsy human?

Also I couldn't pick the green eyed dark elf out of a line up. All dark elves look the same to me

[mycoolrausch]

my female def war has the pretty face but its been hidden under a helmet since 2014

[Lune]

I'll also throw into the fire:

1. The dopey ass mf smiling erudite

2. Extra-retarded ogre male, or ogre female who looks like the lady from the Drew Carey show.

3. Frowny troll

[DeliciousHalflings]

I'll also throw into the fire:

1. The dopey ass mf smiling erudite

2. Extra-retarded ogre male, or ogre female who looks like the lady from the Drew Carey show.

3. Frowny troll

Mimi Bobeck. Extra-retarded Ogre male is a gentle treasure to us all, and should be reserved for main tanks of serious sweatlord batphone guilds.

[Sajan]

2. Extra-retarded ogre male

Beef face, best face

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

You really never know when this forum is going to speak truth. It's like lightning, which usually brings me down. Because it's free and I'm me, lost and never found.


But our friend beef face is coming, he'll be here before next spawn. And soon in he'll tumble, bringing trains, like an Ogre in the Dark.

[Madae]

which one is the gypsy human?
I also want to know this so I can delete and reroll.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I always wanted a halfling with slanted eyes. This game has a fear of slanted eyes.


I just wanted to roll a halfing cleric with slanted eyes named "Toostoned."

[DeliciousHalflings]

You really never know when this forum is going to speak truth. It's like lightning, which usually brings me down. Because it's free and I'm me, lost and never found.


But our friend beef face is coming, he'll be here before next spawn. And soon in he'll tumble, bringing trains, like an Ogre in the Dark.

When you're in Feerrott, it's best not to tall to strangers. They're only there to do you harm. Also, dreaming of women will totally kill your mood. Don't let them inside your mind.

[Madae]

Is this thread basically all the ugly people telling everyone else not to play as pretty people?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I've had all the ladies.


Now I'm old and bored

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Serve the Servants

[Rager and Quitter]

I'm a guy, I've never made a female character in any MMO. Seems weird to me, but considering the P1999 player base, in not surprised.

P.s. I've always liked the "I'd rather watch a girl running around than a guy", which I've always found to be simpish

[unsunghero]

I'm a guy, I've never made a female character in any MMO. Seems weird to me, but considering the P1999 player base, in not surprised.

P.s. I've always liked the "I'd rather watch a girl running around than a guy", which I've always found to be simpish

Yea to each their own but if you want to fap to pixelated sprites, I’m sure you could find better stuff on pornhub than your MMO character

[wuanahto]

simpish

you legally cant use this when there is only one person in the situation

[Auyster]

JUST STOP PICKING THE FEMALE BEARDED DWARF
STOP PICKING THE GREEN EYED DARK ELF
STOP PICKING THE BLOND WOODELF
STOP PICKING THE WHITE HAIRED HALF ELF
STOP PICKING THE GYPSY HUMAN

you know who you are

I hate women

[DeliciousHalflings]

I'm a guy, I've never made a female character in any MMO. Seems weird to me, but considering the P1999 player base, in not surprised.

P.s. I've always liked the "I'd rather watch a girl running around than a guy", which I've always found to be simpish

My pre-Kunark Magician was female because, according to statistics, lotta creepy virgins on EverQuest that are more than willing to give away free shit if they think you're a female.

WoW BElf Paladin was female because the male BElf animations look stupid, and the slightly smaller character model made a small difference while being in the caster pack. All my melee have been male for the bigger models so I can see myself in the fray.

[Trexller]

My pre-Kunark Magician was female because, according to statistics, lotta creepy virgins on EverQuest that are more than willing to give away free shit if they think you're a female.

that's called gay for pay.

[DeliciousHalflings]

that's called gay for pay.

No, it's not. Gay for pay is why your father 'worked late' so often while you were a kid.

What I did is called gritting. You'd think an ignorant conservative bandwagoner like yourself would be overly familiar with the concept.

[DeliciousHalflings]

Grifting*

[Trexller]

No, it's not. Gay for pay is why your father 'worked late' so often while you were a kid.

What I did is called gritting.

nope, you're a gay internet prostitute.

my dad's problem was spying on women in public bathrooms, he got arrested for it a buncha times, but you know how it goes when ppl got money.

he died 13 years ago of hepatitis he likely contracted from some "gritty" hookers he cheated on my mom with

what else you think my dead family members were up to?

[DeliciousHalflings]

nope, you're a gay internet prostitute.

my dad's problem was spying on women in public bathrooms, he got arrested for it a buncha times, but you know how it goes when ppl got money.

he died 13 years ago of hepatitis he likely contracted from some "gritty" hookers he cheated on my mom with

what else you think my dead family members were up to?

It's not prostitution if I'm not intentionally acting as if I'm a female. Never once did my conversations while tunnelratting as a single digit DElf Magician go past 'new player looking for handouts'. It's not my fault people are more willing to give stuff to certain character models.

Don't be salty just because it never works for you.

[Infectious]

On live some guy asked me to cyber and he would pay me. I go into a building with this creep for 45 minutes and chat back. Afterwards I ask for my 100p and he said he screenshotted everything and would blackmail me on the servers forums if I told anybody.

Never felt so dirty in my life.

[Toxigen]

On live some guy asked me to cyber and he would pay me. I go into a building with this creep for 45 minutes and chat back. Afterwards I ask for my 100p and he said he screenshotted everything and would blackmail me on the servers forums if I told anybody.

Never felt so dirty in my life.

shits classic

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I'm a guy, I've never made a female character in any MMO. Seems weird to me, but considering the P1999 player base, in not surprised.

P.s. I've always liked the "I'd rather watch a girl running around than a guy", which I've always found to be simpish


No, no, no. Wrong way, wrong way. I've also only played male chars. And if we are talking eq (1 AND 2) same damn race and class (allegedly...).


But here, you really have to let your mind extend, and also extend into different decades at this point, different ways of playing an online game, also, totally wide-open spectrum as far as age groups and nationality. DO you even realize how strange Japanese guilds are? All of them are missing knuckles. which leads to more missing knuckles. "Ah but your flame has burned so bright Roy!"



People do avatars for an infinite number of reasons.


Try to think of it this way: the fact you and I always play a male *is not the norm* -- how about that?


Let these worlds be what they are. Let 'em be..... WHO HERE LOVES HOOTIE?


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I remember back in original, this gnome wizard in my guild confessed to me he was gay. In a tell. So I say, good for you. He say's it is difficult, etc. I respond back I am sure, be strong gnome porting-ready friend.


Basically, I am fairly confident this little fucker, a guildmate, was trying to see if I would say something. "Boy I am so glad you are gay because dammit I'm here dressed in my flory-dory girl cosplay and I got nobody to love!"


Dear lord.



The internet, it never changes you know. This is how it will always be. Unless things are secured and non-anon, this place is funkytown.


Now, I say this, because I wanted to announce. I AM RUNNING FOR THE MAYOR OF FUNKYTOWN.

[wuanahto]

fuck my enter key bro

[radda]

yall try to hard

[Chortles Snortles]

>male woman
(lol)

[htabdoolb]

Sometimes big stinky hairy men with beer guts want to feel pretty too. So they pick the cute little blonde elf. Or the tall blonde barbie. Or the sultry, emerald eyed dark elf. Or the dwarf girl with a beard so silky smooth and lustrous that it would make even Bob Vila jealous.

Don't judge, bro. We're all just EverQuesting for a little happiness.

[Trexller]

Sometimes big stinky hairy men with beer guts want to feel pretty too. So they pick the cute little blonde elf. Or the tall blonde barbie. Or the sultry, emerald eyed dark elf. Or the dwarf girl with a beard so silky smooth and lustrous that it would make even Bob Vila jealous.

those things are called queers, and they are defective human beings

[htabdoolb]

those things are called queers, and they are defective human beings

Perhaps, but at least we're not a big pile of runny sand giant shit like you.

[Trexller]

Perhaps, but at least we're not a big pile of runny sand giant shit like you.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xUK8V7suY7W9SE/giphy.gif