Green 2.0 is LIVE

[Bobjenson]

Fake. It is coming April 1st, no joke. Put in your PTO if you work!

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/RaVe6p4.jpg

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Dude. Way too young. Not cool.



I need some granny hotness, and no one here has the balls -- the balls, dammit -- to make it "their signature thing," something they are known for, and an area of sexplay they are more than happy to share secrets, tips, and great vacation spots.


Instead we got coeds. Dear god in heaven if I never see another coed in my life....


Look. I get it. I used to have them crawling in and out of my bed and I just called them all sweetheart.


But I want some greybeard action. I want the drapes to match the carpets. I need snaggleteeth, continency problems, but a body that won't quite and skin so crepe-like you can see their organs if you stand em in from of the window.


Ok, I better cool down. I guess I'll just look at Trexller's usual fare. Nothing is more of a turn off to a grizzled veteran of sex like miyself, than some pouty kid who probably doesn't even know how to do a respectable Phoenix Trolley.


Ask yer great-grandma about the Phoenix Trolley. That's where you make this tooting sound with a bunch of people inside you. Phoenix used to be known for trolley cars.

[loramin]

I need some granny hotness, and no one here has the balls -- the balls, dammit -- to make it "their signature thing," something they are known for

It sounds like you just nominated yourself.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/JR5Jjf1.png

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Ah, so that is who Boo was, in his MIND.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://i.imgur.com/kCYd443.jpg

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Stimulate the prostate Boo! The prostate!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

https://i.imgur.com/h5TERMh.jpg

[Strifer]

https://media.tenor.com/KkHuzxWYKAMAAAAd/thug-shaker-thug-hunter.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/EeXZcch.gif

[Ekco]

Ah, so that is who Boo was, in his MIND.

mother fucker over here trying to ruin Minsc.

i won't stand for it. that was a completely hetero relationship between a ranger and his space hamster.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

mother fucker over here trying to ruin Minsc.

i won't stand for it. that was a completely hetero relationship between a ranger and his space hamster.


Public apology.

I have to own the fact I'm working through my own issues here. Larian Studios' BG3 is going to be awesome and I *know* my current rig can't run it. SO I'll try to lose myself in the douchey TLP coming up and tell myself I'm not living a lie.


But I will be. A big fat elf simulator lie. Inside, I'm isometric. Born that way.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Ever try living in a 3d world, but inside, you know you're just 2-1/2 d?


That's me. That's my truth. Both of my parents were 2d sprites. Mom spun around for a living, dad was a torch flame. Both turned to drink when AOL died.



Me? I'm a survivor. So go ahead. Give me your so-called coordinates. Tell me "this is where I am." I get it. It's real because you think it is.


My momma may have been a spinner, and my daddy a torch flame, but Freebird was playing on the stereo the night they made me. So, basically, Hi! I'm always facing you! But from an overhead perspective! Get used to it.

[Trexller]

Public apology.

I have to own the fact I'm working through my own issues here. Larian Studios' BG3 is going to be awesome and I *know* my current rig can't run it. SO I'll try to lose myself in the douchey TLP coming up and tell myself I'm not living a lie.


But I will be. A big fat elf simulator lie. Inside, I'm isometric. Born that way.

it doesn't cost much to build a decent pc

reuse your case and power suppy if it doesn't suck, shop for a mobo, some ram, pick a cpu and gpu and whatever other peripherals you want, then use pcpartpicker.com/list/ to build it virtually and check for known compatibility issues.

pc components pretty much cannot be assembled improperly, every part has unique connectors
ez pz.

[Trexller]

or tell me your budget and i'll whip something up

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

or tell me your budget and i'll whip something up


See. RnF has really changed.


Prolly for the best ya know.



Thnx Trex! I will not be refused my BG fix. I shall happen!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Basically what happened is likely, this damn deal is so old, a lot of you realize you're potentially playing with grandpas and great aunts and such, all playing in a condo guild down in Boca Del Vista, and they have nothing to lose and are mostly adding natural dementia to their self-kindled one.



So "Tread Lightly" becomes the motto of all you newer folks. That's likely a good move. Not for your sake, but just gameplay. You don't need Aunt Bertha going down with a busted O-ring because someone looted her druid epic piece.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Let me tell you folks. Some of the people you play with are so old...