new server launch tomorrow

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/8ARsWpJ.gif

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/JOZdWwG_d.webp?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

[wuanahto]

double exp in eqlive tomorrow as well

[Swish]

double exp in eqlive tomorrow as well

nobody asked :o

[Ekco]

nobody asked :o

ngl the idea of farming some AAs did cross my mind after reading his post.

[Swish]

ngl the idea of farming some AAs did cross my mind after reading his post.

Get in the cash shop and double down :o

[wuanahto]

Get in the cash shop and double down :o

I just wanted to look like a siren sorc.

[Trexller]

I just wanted my new japanese silicone corpse to look like a siren sorc.

[wuanahto]

my dad is coming back after getting some cigarettes one day just you wait

I thought about a siren doll. but thankfully i dont shop hungry anymore.

[Trexller]

well, that's terrifying enough I think.

my soul believes you own that abomination

[wuanahto]

i read through the legal permissions thing
turns out p99 has to stay away from eqlive launch dates and events.

[Trexller]

i read through the legal permissions thing
turns out p99 has to stay away from eqlive launch dates and events.

we knew that for years

[Zwieback]

will happen on sunday.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

How come all these animus, or anime, or whatever it is called, never features any "mature" women?



Does Japanese society not have groanin' grannies?


edit: don't even try to buy groaningrannies.com. I've owned that domain since original Luclin. Holly fuck I forgot to make my payment! Oh no! IT's THE BATTLE OF SECTOR GRANNY

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

BY the way... some things never change...


https://www.project1999.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-124372.html

[wuanahto]

How come all these animus, or anime, or whatever it is called, never features any "mature" women?

same reason firiona vie has looked 18-20 for 23 or so years
and dont give me that "oh its only actually been like 3 years in everquest time from vanilla to the hordes of the bixie gnoll empire hidden behind everfrost peaks protected by lady vox" xpac crap

you kinda have to go out of your way to find someone old in fantasy settings

[Trexller]

How come all these animus, or anime, or whatever it is called, never features any "mature" women?

ok i'll say it

I'll be the man with the balls to stand up and speak truth

Old women are fucking nasty. Deal with it.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/kAlOIfX.jpg

[Basanos]

ok i'll say it

I'll be the man with the balls to stand up and speak truth

Old women are fucking nasty. Deal with it.Be a man with the balls to stand up and recite something a thirteen year old boy says in the eighth grade

[aussenseiter]

More flattering pictures of ladies in our age group would be good instead of all these teenybopper pornstar-wannabees.

Also, no makeup. I want it raw.

[unsunghero]

https://i.imgur.com/kAlOIfX.jpg

I could do a sugar momma relationship for a while if she rich and I single, NP

[Trexller]

how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle

the scaly aged skin, battered by decades of solar radiation

stretch marks tucked into those hanes briefs somehow referred to as bikini bottoms

that top is obviously holding back some seriously unfortunately hangers, distention indicated by the cleavage line

pubis contour indicates she hasn't shaved since the nixon admin

the hand conveniently shades the crows feet

[unsunghero]

how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle

the scaly aged skin, battered by decades of solar radiation

stretch marks tucked into those hanes briefs somehow referred to as bikini bottoms

that top is obviously holding back some seriously unfortunately hangers, distention indicated by the cleavage line

pubis contour indicates she hasn't shaved since the nixon admin

the hand conveniently shades the crows feet

I dunno how, but I was before you ruined it for me lol

Now pass

[Trexller]

I dunno how, but I was before you ruined it for me lol

Now pass

well im not a complete monster

buy her a spa day that includes brazilian wax and skin tightening mud bath, will be received as a nice gift, or make it a couples thing. up to you on the wax yourself, but just sayin i went hairless down there years ago when this girl told me she liked that on men, and I haven't looked back since. pubic hair is naaasty.

lotion her whole body 10 min after she gets a shower as often as possible, "because you like that sort of intimacy" and if you do, even better.....I do, its a great physical activity that isn't sexual, unless you make it sexual. sometimes its just nice to be sweet.

[Basanos]

how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle

the scaly aged skin, battered by decades of solar radiation

stretch marks tucked into those hanes briefs somehow referred to as bikini bottoms

that top is obviously holding back some seriously unfortunately hangers, distention indicated by the cleavage line

pubis contour indicates she hasn't shaved since the nixon admin

the hand conveniently shades the crows feetIf you set out to find flaws, you'll always find them.

You're gonna get old someday too

[goblinmob]

Sure why not, I got pretty low standards

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle...


Duct tape.


But this is almost sad, that we find the mature female body so grotesque that we...
https://i.imgur.com/iaX7oEj.jpg


OMG I AM SORRY I STARTED THIS.

[Trexller]

If you set out to find flaws, you'll always find them.

You're gonna get old someday too

well, you say that, and in most cases you'd be correct.

i had just mentioned that i don't look like my personality, while true, its the tip of the iceberg. my sister brother and I were born with a developmental disorder (not just autism) we all grew very slowly as children, i'm the tallest at 5'9. I was also fortunate in that this disorder did not stunt growth too much, i'm asian so 5'9 is probably as tall as I would have been anyway. I turned out well built and proportioned. my sister and brother we not so lucky :(:(

now that we're adults, we found that we are aging slowly. Im pushing 40 and I look 25, my sister is 36 and she looks 20, my brother is 21 and looks like he's 12.

I like to tell people that im not 38, I'm 38,000 years old and immortal.

[Basanos]

That's great but time catches up to all of us. At some point you'll have to mentally mature enough to look past mere physicality. Try cultivating a personality that isn't repulsive while there's still time.

[Trexller]

That's great but time catches up to all of us. At some point you'll have to mentally mature enough to look past mere physicality. Try cultivating a personality that isn't repulsive while there's still time.

we value different things, and lead different lives, for which you should count your lucky stars

if people like me wanted the same things as people like you, then you'd have nothing.

I always see this concept at play when dudes sit around literally debating women's looks. These cro-magnon cavemen don't understand that if everyone was attracted to the same type of woman, the species would cease to exist.

evolution requires diversity, as diverse as possible within the species of course. Exotic looks, speech accents etc are always attractive because the lizard brain inside us identifies it as new genetics for the pool.

nothing more.

[Basanos]

Blah blah blah rationalizing being awful

[Trexller]

Blah blah blah rationalizing being awful

https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_a_festering_hag.png

[aussenseiter]

https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_a_festering_hag.png

It occurs to me that a witches hat, as typically depicted, may in fact have been a proto dunce-cap as came after.

Food for thought. 👼

[Trexller]

It occurs to me that a witches hat, as typically depicted, may in fact have been a proto dunce-cap as came after.

Food for thought. 👼

really?

the witch would curse the teacher into a frog, steal a few kids for spell reagents and fly away.

[goblinmob]

Seems pretty aight to me

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

That's great but time catches up to all of us. At some point you'll have to mentally mature enough to look past mere physicality. Try cultivating a personality that isn't repulsive while there's still time.




This should be stickied or something lol. A weird, out-of-place deep thought from Sirkon or something.



Maybe code it so that this is what CT shouts when he death touches you.