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Chortles Snortles
03-15-2023, 01:40 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8ARsWpJ.gif
Trexller
03-15-2023, 01:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/JOZdWwG_d.webp?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high
wuanahto
03-15-2023, 04:27 PM
double exp in eqlive tomorrow as well
Swish
03-15-2023, 04:35 PM
double exp in eqlive tomorrow as well
nobody asked :o
nobody asked :o
ngl the idea of farming some AAs did cross my mind after reading his post.
Swish
03-15-2023, 05:19 PM
ngl the idea of farming some AAs did cross my mind after reading his post.
Get in the cash shop and double down :o
wuanahto
03-15-2023, 10:50 PM
Get in the cash shop and double down :o
I just wanted to look like a siren sorc.
Trexller
03-15-2023, 11:02 PM
I just wanted my new japanese silicone corpse to look like a siren sorc.
wuanahto
03-15-2023, 11:49 PM
my dad is coming back after getting some cigarettes one day just you wait
I thought about a siren doll. but thankfully i dont shop hungry anymore.
Trexller
03-15-2023, 11:56 PM
well, that's terrifying enough I think.
my soul believes you own that abomination
wuanahto
03-16-2023, 04:04 AM
i read through the legal permissions thing
turns out p99 has to stay away from eqlive launch dates and events.
Trexller
03-16-2023, 08:19 AM
i read through the legal permissions thing
turns out p99 has to stay away from eqlive launch dates and events.
we knew that for years
Zwieback
03-16-2023, 08:53 AM
will happen on sunday.
Sadre Spinegnawer
03-16-2023, 01:12 PM
How come all these animus, or anime, or whatever it is called, never features any "mature" women?
Does Japanese society not have groanin' grannies?
edit: don't even try to buy groaningrannies.com. I've owned that domain since original Luclin. Holly fuck I forgot to make my payment! Oh no! IT's THE BATTLE OF SECTOR GRANNY
Sadre Spinegnawer
03-16-2023, 01:16 PM
BY the way... some things never change...
https://www.project1999.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-124372.html
wuanahto
03-16-2023, 03:26 PM
How come all these animus, or anime, or whatever it is called, never features any "mature" women?
same reason firiona vie has looked 18-20 for 23 or so years
and dont give me that "oh its only actually been like 3 years in everquest time from vanilla to the hordes of the bixie gnoll empire hidden behind everfrost peaks protected by lady vox" xpac crap
you kinda have to go out of your way to find someone old in fantasy settings
Trexller
03-16-2023, 04:54 PM
How come all these animus, or anime, or whatever it is called, never features any "mature" women?
ok i'll say it
I'll be the man with the balls to stand up and speak truth
Old women are fucking nasty. Deal with it.
Chortles Snortles
03-16-2023, 09:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/kAlOIfX.jpg
Basanos
03-17-2023, 01:31 AM
ok i'll say it
I'll be the man with the balls to stand up and speak truth
Old women are fucking nasty. Deal with it.Be a man with the balls to stand up and recite something a thirteen year old boy says in the eighth grade
aussenseiter
03-17-2023, 01:43 AM
More flattering pictures of ladies in our age group would be good instead of all these teenybopper pornstar-wannabees.
Also, no makeup. I want it raw.
unsunghero
03-17-2023, 02:29 AM
https://i.imgur.com/kAlOIfX.jpg
I could do a sugar momma relationship for a while if she rich and I single, NP
Trexller
03-17-2023, 03:42 AM
how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle
the scaly aged skin, battered by decades of solar radiation
stretch marks tucked into those hanes briefs somehow referred to as bikini bottoms
that top is obviously holding back some seriously unfortunately hangers, distention indicated by the cleavage line
pubis contour indicates she hasn't shaved since the nixon admin
the hand conveniently shades the crows feet
unsunghero
03-17-2023, 04:15 AM
how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle
the scaly aged skin, battered by decades of solar radiation
stretch marks tucked into those hanes briefs somehow referred to as bikini bottoms
that top is obviously holding back some seriously unfortunately hangers, distention indicated by the cleavage line
pubis contour indicates she hasn't shaved since the nixon admin
the hand conveniently shades the crows feet
I dunno how, but I was before you ruined it for me lol
Now pass
Trexller
03-17-2023, 04:33 AM
I dunno how, but I was before you ruined it for me lol
Now pass
well im not a complete monster
buy her a spa day that includes brazilian wax and skin tightening mud bath, will be received as a nice gift, or make it a couples thing. up to you on the wax yourself, but just sayin i went hairless down there years ago when this girl told me she liked that on men, and I haven't looked back since. pubic hair is naaasty.
lotion her whole body 10 min after she gets a shower as often as possible, "because you like that sort of intimacy" and if you do, even better.....I do, its a great physical activity that isn't sexual, unless you make it sexual. sometimes its just nice to be sweet.
Basanos
03-17-2023, 01:25 PM
how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle
the scaly aged skin, battered by decades of solar radiation
stretch marks tucked into those hanes briefs somehow referred to as bikini bottoms
that top is obviously holding back some seriously unfortunately hangers, distention indicated by the cleavage line
pubis contour indicates she hasn't shaved since the nixon admin
the hand conveniently shades the crows feetIf you set out to find flaws, you'll always find them.
You're gonna get old someday too
goblinmob
03-17-2023, 02:04 PM
Sure why not, I got pretty low standards
Sadre Spinegnawer
03-17-2023, 03:06 PM
how do you get past the gollum-esque upper arm jiggle...
Duct tape.
But this is almost sad, that we find the mature female body so grotesque that we...
https://i.imgur.com/iaX7oEj.jpg
OMG I AM SORRY I STARTED THIS.
Trexller
03-17-2023, 04:16 PM
If you set out to find flaws, you'll always find them.
You're gonna get old someday too
well, you say that, and in most cases you'd be correct.
i had just mentioned that i don't look like my personality, while true, its the tip of the iceberg. my sister brother and I were born with a developmental disorder (not just autism) we all grew very slowly as children, i'm the tallest at 5'9. I was also fortunate in that this disorder did not stunt growth too much, i'm asian so 5'9 is probably as tall as I would have been anyway. I turned out well built and proportioned. my sister and brother we not so lucky :(:(
now that we're adults, we found that we are aging slowly. Im pushing 40 and I look 25, my sister is 36 and she looks 20, my brother is 21 and looks like he's 12.
I like to tell people that im not 38, I'm 38,000 years old and immortal.
Basanos
03-17-2023, 05:15 PM
That's great but time catches up to all of us. At some point you'll have to mentally mature enough to look past mere physicality. Try cultivating a personality that isn't repulsive while there's still time.
Trexller
03-17-2023, 11:42 PM
That's great but time catches up to all of us. At some point you'll have to mentally mature enough to look past mere physicality. Try cultivating a personality that isn't repulsive while there's still time.
we value different things, and lead different lives, for which you should count your lucky stars
if people like me wanted the same things as people like you, then you'd have nothing.
I always see this concept at play when dudes sit around literally debating women's looks. These cro-magnon cavemen don't understand that if everyone was attracted to the same type of woman, the species would cease to exist.
evolution requires diversity, as diverse as possible within the species of course. Exotic looks, speech accents etc are always attractive because the lizard brain inside us identifies it as new genetics for the pool.
nothing more.
Basanos
03-17-2023, 11:44 PM
Blah blah blah rationalizing being awful
Trexller
03-17-2023, 11:48 PM
Blah blah blah rationalizing being awful
https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_a_festering_hag.png
aussenseiter
03-18-2023, 12:14 AM
https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_a_festering_hag.png
It occurs to me that a witches hat, as typically depicted, may in fact have been a proto dunce-cap as came after.
Food for thought. 👼
Trexller
03-18-2023, 02:03 AM
It occurs to me that a witches hat, as typically depicted, may in fact have been a proto dunce-cap as came after.
Food for thought. 👼
really?
the witch would curse the teacher into a frog, steal a few kids for spell reagents and fly away.
goblinmob
03-18-2023, 05:13 AM
Seems pretty aight to me
Sadre Spinegnawer
03-18-2023, 11:16 AM
That's great but time catches up to all of us. At some point you'll have to mentally mature enough to look past mere physicality. Try cultivating a personality that isn't repulsive while there's still time.
This should be stickied or something lol. A weird, out-of-place deep thought from Sirkon or something.
Maybe code it so that this is what CT shouts when he death touches you.
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