BOY SURE IS FUNNY HOW QUIET THAT "EVERQUEST FAMILY" "GROUP" GOT AFTER RECENT BANS

[Chortles Snortles]

(lol)

https://i.imgur.com/MAN4ary.gif

[Tethler]

Did others get the banhammer besides Retardojoe?

[paisley]

we took it 2 discord <3

[Trexller]

Did others get the banhammer besides Retardojoe?

nah just wokecat got the hammer

but we (mostly me) were such dicks to the rest of them that they were just like, "ok well fuck those guys we just wanna play the game"

I'm pretty sure that wokejoe is lurking as sweagen for the time being, planning his next hijinks.

[Chortles Snortles]

ecko too

[Trexller]

ecko too

ekco said he's tongpow

so

that

[Chortles Snortles]

he was foolish enough to reveal his OG acct when it got hit with a joint ban

[Trexller]

he was foolish enough to reveal his OG acct when it got hit with a joint ban

what name was that?

[Ekco]

he was foolish enough to reveal his OG acct when it got hit with a joint ban

unrelated ban.

i got my OG account banned cause i sent one of the new jannies a forum PM calling them a asshole then proceeded to literally ask to be banned. then went on discord like the literal next day and used the "it's a hard time of the year" card and asked coach to put me back in.

[Ekco]

what name was that?

hes saying Tongpow is the OG account, not my fault some other randos decided to freak out when i did.

i'm on my meds now though, we gucci

[goblinmob]

Raise your hand if you been there before, amirite?

Are you the one who was talking to me about your Izzet deck on arena?

[Ekco]

Raise your hand if you been there before, amirite?

Are you the one who was talking to me about your Izzet deck on arena?

yeah i switched to mono blue tempo. we doin the lord's work out here.

[Evia]

"it's a hard time of the year"

[magnetaress]

Everyone in this thread *thinks* they are cool.

[goblinmob]

I've just never had the brain that can play control with any amount of dignity.

[Ekco]

I've just never had the brain that can play control with any amount of dignity.

once you get addicted to counter spells it's hard to go back to a normal deck, i used to fucking hate blue players but, it's just so fucking fun.

-HKzw5k1hOA

[unsunghero]

once you get addicted to counter spells it's hard to go back to a normal deck, i used to fucking hate blue players but, it's just so fucking fun.


I used to play tempo decks in HS. Mostly those, midrange, and occasionally control. Hated aggro, although I recognized its effectiveness for pushing rank. Smaller mana curve means more possibility of God Hands

My co-worker plays a ramp green deck on MTG arena commander that spams lands. I forgot what he was playing in MTG’s standard format, I think an elves deck?

[goblinmob]

Those commander decks, they do be rampin! I just made a Blue/Green Lands deck for my wife. Looking back on it, Damia the Stone Sage probably would have been better but whaddya do?

[Patrece]

MTG got cucked up

[Chortles Snortles]

>playing MTG after 2001
(lol)

[goblinmob]

Yeah it is kind of a bummer to see

[Horza]

If by a bummer you mean hilarious, then sure.

[unsunghero]

Forum is always mostly dead

[goblinmob]

Shit sorry dudes I meant about the decline of MTG

[Horza]

>playing MTG after 2001
(lol)

Odyssey really was the last decent set.

[Ekco]

i had to google what Odyssey even was, last draft i did in person was when EQ was still new, like one or two after the Urza block.

[goblinmob]

Is odyssey to one with all the gold cards? (Not talking about alara)

[goblinmob]

I looked it up it was one from the invasion block I guess

[Strifer]

>playing MTG after 2001
(lol)

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035776129753165895/1076783087507210310/syitt912e0ja1.png

[aussenseiter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035776129753165895/1076783087507210310/syitt912e0ja1.png

https://i.imgflip.com/5h07tr.jpg?a465720

[Neno]

yeah i switched to mono blue tempo. we doin the lord's work out here.

jfc just buy the otawara cosmetic. The full art one is like 3k unless you are waiting for the paralex to go on sale.

[Horza]

Is odyssey to one with all the gold cards? (Not talking about alara)

Yes.

[Ekco]

jfc just buy the otawara cosmetic. The full art one is like 3k unless you are waiting for the paralex to go on sale.

it's 5k currently. been waiting for it to go on sale, 5k is a lot of gold when you refuse to give Hasbro anymore money but still play their game lol.

[Ekco]

nm i didn't even see the full art option. it is 3k

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Dragons of Asia finally get their revenge by wreaking havoc on an elf simulator message board?


I really miss those Asian gamers. The original honey badgers of eq. Did not give a fuck.
Cafe accounts will lead to that kind of attitude. Oh Kenkevin Gan, where are you, la~

[Ekco]

Dragons of Asia finally get their revenge by wreaking havoc on an elf simulator message board?


I really miss those Asian gamers. The original honey badgers of eq. Did not give a fuck.
Cafe accounts will lead to that kind of attitude. Oh Kenkevin Gan, where are you, la~

i asked Bing to translate this into english. didn't work.

[Ooloo]

The "puppet strings" imagery is one of the most cliche and overused things ever, apparently associate producers in the late 90's didn't get the memo!

[paisley]

:)

[Trexller]

:)

https://i.imgur.com/9m5AEhy.jpeg

[Ekco]

https://i.imgur.com/9m5AEhy.jpeg

it's no T'Pol cosplay, but prutty gud. 9/keeper.

[Trexller]

it's no T'Pol cosplay, but prutty gud. 9/keeper.

there is like no hot t'pol cosplay out there...

rule 34 doesn't seem to apply to t'pol

someone needs to hire a skinny brunette and fix this.

pornographically.

with black dudes

and midgets.

rule 34 must be respected

[Ekco]

there is like no hot t'pol cosplay out there...

rule 34 doesn't seem to apply to t'pol

someone needs to hire a skinny brunette and fix this.

pornographically.

with black dudes

and midgets.

rule 34 must be respected

yes. minus the black dudes and midgets please.

i'm not racist it's just breaks the immersion and fantasy.

[Trexller]

yes. minus the black dudes and midgets please.

i'm not racist it's just breaks the immersion and fantasy.

could be a scene with T'Pol, LaForge, Tuvok and a few Ferengi

[Ekco]

NOPE.

[Trexller]

NOPE.

then you're just gonna bang some chick wearing a cat suit with a bowl cut, and nobody needs to see that :(

[Neno]

If you wanna make the vulcan girls hot you got to pop some triple stack Trellium right up in their ass while you are hitting it from behind.

[Trexller]

If you wanna make the vulcan girls hot you got to pop some triple stack Trellium right up in their ass while you are hitting it from behind.

you make a good point

i'd hate to stick my dick into a delphic anomaly

[Ekco]

then you're just gonna bang some chick wearing a cat suit with a bowl cut, and nobody needs to see that :(

correct, nobody but me and that hologram from blade runner 2049 needs to know about it. no midgets or black vulcans are allowed.

[Ekco]

i'm open to a possible 3 way with Tuvix though.. that's too freaky to pass up.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.8ba1cc2cdadce90648b981ce3a4a7564?rik=l4q%2beWyKn V%2baSA&riu=http%3a%2f%2f4.bp.blogspot.com%2f-Yd4FPublu90%2fU3WqYNV50mI%2fAAAAAAAACz4%2fN2Ldqol8 kqo%2fs1600%2ftp_tuvix.jpg&ehk=wb1jofSb3P4Hj%2f4OiqM4NWR7TX9dmiZ15J9WsekklHs% 3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

[Trexller]

that hologram from blade runner 2049

That's Ana De Armas, i swear ben affleck is secretly gay if he left Ana for Jblow 2.0

https://i.imgur.com/rs9Q7bF.jpeg

[Tethler]

yeah i switched to mono blue tempo. we doin the lord's work out here.

People still play standard? Thought WotC threw that under the Commander bus and left it to rot.

[Ekco]

People still play standard? Thought WotC threw that under the Commander bus and left it to rot.

yeah, arena is actually kinda okay... i hate most of these new cards and feel like an idiot for actually spending some dosh on a digital card game but it's apparently still popular cause i get matches instantly which is a refreshing change to most of the shit i'm into and play

[Neno]

yeah, arena is actually kinda okay... i hate most of these new cards and feel like an idiot for actually spending some dosh on a digital card game but it's apparently still popular cause i get matches instantly which is a refreshing change to most of the shit i'm into and play

The hype around Arena feels a lot less compared to it during the covid era a few years ago but even the queues for Brawl pop really fast. I put quite a bit of money into the game when I stopped drinking. Used to spend like 200 a week on vodka but told myself if I didn't drink that month I could spend 2-300 on Arena. I haven't had a drink in almost 4 1/2 years and don't spend money on Arena anymore due to having 400+ rare/mythic wildcards. Kinda wish I would have invested that money into something but hey I'm sober and was probably cheaper than most rehabs.

[Chortles Snortles]

funko pop collector vibes

[Neno]

funko pop collector vibes

Does your mom still control your finances? I'm sure if you ask her real nice she might let you buy some cards to play with us. fef lol.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/jkMXsdO.jpg

[aussenseiter]

https://i.imgur.com/jkMXsdO.jpg

Why so many of the same thing? :mad:

[Trexller]

Why so many of the same thing? :mad:

he's attempting to fill the void in his life where women should be

[Ekco]

he's attempting to fill the void in his life where women should be

rofl.

jfc just buy the otawara cosmetic. The full art one is like 3k unless you are waiting for the paralex to go on sale.

we did it fam

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/jkMXsdO.jpg

[Ekco]

i don't have a pirated copy of PS installed currently. sorry.

[unsunghero]

My buddy just texted he got his 3 boxes of the Phrexia all will be 1 or whatever, the ones with the guaranteed oil foil

He got a screaming deal on Walmart online $75/ea for 3, normally I think they going for like $200-250

Now he trying to weigh out whether to open or sit on them to re-sell. I say open

[Ekco]

i need to start watchin that limited resources? whoever the dude that is legit crazy and talks about magic investments. it's still 100% a thing but at some point its gotta not be... and prolly overnight

but fuck man, when i play arena like 90% + of the opponents have Phrexia avatars, pets and shit tons of cards so it must still be making shit tons of money for hasbro

[goblinmob]

Yeah if you're keen and quick there's money to make and lose with that collector's kinda shit.

[goblinmob]

Kinda like pull tabs lol (forgot you can't edit).

[Tethler]

My buddy just texted he got his 3 boxes of the Phrexia all will be 1 or whatever, the ones with the guaranteed oil foil

He got a screaming deal on Walmart online $75/ea for 3, normally I think they going for like $200-250

Now he trying to weigh out whether to open or sit on them to re-sell. I say open

Yeahhh, buddy of mine bought one of those bundles and pulled the oil slick foil Elesh Norn, which is like $200. That bundle has pretty good value as far as bundles go.

Me, I just want the oil slick basics, so I'll wait a month for prices to drop and just buy the singles.

[Tethler]

i need to start watchin that limited resources? whoever the dude that is legit crazy and talks about magic investments. it's still 100% a thing but at some point its gotta not be... and prolly overnight



Maybe Alpha Investments youtube channel? That dude has millions invested into sealed product.

[Patrece]

It's over for Magiccels

[Chortles Snortles]

these guys probably bought the infinity gauntlet comics when we were kids thinking they’d be worth something

(lol)

[goblinmob]

When we were kids we pissed the bed after falling asleep with all our Moxes scattered over the bed not knowing anything about "value"

[goblinmob]

It's over for Magiccels

You're not wrong. I still love it tho

[goblinmob]

One day they're gonna be so far removed from what MTG was that I'ma get that Thallid deck I've always dreamed of

[Chortles Snortles]

the last time i tried to play MTG in 2013 i showed up to a BK meetup with a $23 stompy deck full of commons and went undefeated

this is when i heard about this new fangled commander mode bullshit
boy sure sounds like fun playing with 1 copy of a hundred different cards
(lol)
brainlet tier gaming

[goblinmob]

Always a plus when you can make a nerd rage quit till their pimples burst after they're like $200 invested into fetch lands alone

[Patrece]

the last time i tried to play MTG in 2013 i showed up to a BK meetup with a $23 stompy deck full of commons and went undefeated

this is when i heard about this new fangled commander mode bullshit
boy sure sounds like fun playing with 1 copy of a hundred different cards
(lol)
brainlet tier gaming

Sheckels: The Gathering


Am I right?

[Chortles Snortles]

>all you need is a deck of 100 different cards to play this new mode
(lol)

[Ekco]

the actual problem is that AI card generator shit is actually making better designed cards than wotc is. you don't actually need to pay anyone anything to play magic anymore but people still do for some reason.

the punk kid using printed proxies 23 years ago was right but we all laughed at him then

[goblinmob]

..am I doing this right lol