My friends are mad at me cuz I stuck up for a lvl 60 Druid

[Sweagen]

Who fell in love with paisley and thought she would move in with him irl, but she was still had feelings for wokecat and it erupted into a huge argument (on stream last night) and now the Druid feels spurned and refused to buff or heal us so we’re basically stuck in the crystal caverns with no healer and no way to leave lol. Meanwhile I’m desperately trying to set up paisley with another friend we have irl so she has somewhere to live when she gets evicted in 2 weeks.

Some ppl are jealous I get to play with girls on p99 but it comes with its fair share of drama too due to paisley and pr1ncess being very desirable due to there not being a huge female population on p99, and has honestly caused more drama than I’ve experienced in pretty much any other game

Discuss have u ever had a female p99 friend and was it this dramatic

Who was in the right, Kelethan or paisley

Discuss

[Sweagen]

Btw for anyone who thinks I’m being extra about this, I think it’s important to document these things so they are not lost to time and we can look back on them and laugh when we are all older

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/Bm20GpA.jpg

[Rager and Quitter]

Goodness fuck these idiots are pathetic.

[magnetaress]

i take it paisley paid her rent?

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/5jb3plK.jpg

[aussenseiter]

i take it paisley paid her rent?

She probably found a piggy.

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/YsEOEsQ.jpg

[Arvan]

Filed under mental illness

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/AKks4RN.jpg

[unsunghero]

^
Eat something

[Trexller]

^
Eat something

https://i.imgur.com/0gTzOWr.jpg

[Sweagen]

i take it paisley paid her rent?

lol nope
she still broke and getting evicted, and no druid to bail her out

idk wat's gonna happen, it is still a big mystery tbh

[Trexller]

lol nope
she still broke and getting evicted, and no druid to bail her out

idk wat's gonna happen, it is still a big mystery tbh

eviction takes like, months and years to finally get served. many locations still have rent assistance shit in place from covid, or they always have had services that help people pay their rent when they are down on their luck.

or she could start an onlyfans and easily make 1k a month off of a some self-shot pics and vids, I'll even post her pics to spam your threads, not gonna pay for them tho, thats what simps are for.

https://i.imgur.com/Nicdcxh.jpg

[aussenseiter]

eviction takes like, months and years to finally get served. many locations still have rent assistance shit in place from covid, or they always have had services that help people pay their rent when they are down on their luck.

or she could start an onlyfans and easily make 1k a month off of a some self-shot pics and vids, I'll even post her pics to spam your threads, not gonna pay for them tho, thats what simps are for.

https://i.imgur.com/Nicdcxh.jpg

I think seekingarrangement is better if you need a paypiggy, but she'd have to take out her nose ring and brush her hair.

[Trexller]

I think seekingarrangement is better if you need a paypiggy, but she'd have to take out her nose ring and brush her hair.

www.seeking.com is um, how do i put this nicely, For Hotties.

now i dunno what paisley looks like, but there are alot of niche markets on onlyfans, so your looks are less of a factor.

a creator can really take the reigns of their "business" on that platform. seeking limits a woman to maybe 3 sugar daddies, and those men all have wants on their schedules and the maintenance of a pseudo "relationship"

yeah they expect you to perform all the functions of a girlfriend, not just sex but like, hanging out, cuddling, going places, doing things, dates etc. its alot of time invested for a woman when she's only gonna get like maybe 2k a month for the "arrangement"

a girl can sell a 30 sec clip of herself doin stuff to herself for $20 each 1000 times, pretty easily. add in the pics and other videos, and its easy to believe some of the numbers the top onlyfans models say they are making.

men are stupid.

[unsunghero]

or she could start an onlyfans and easily make 1k a month off of a some self-shot pics and vids

You talking about that p99 streamer chick? Making 1k a month on onlyfans? Ummm

[Trexller]

You talking about that p99 streamer chick? Making 1k a month on onlyfans? Ummm

yeah i dunno what she looks like... if she's not so gifted in the face dept she could sell like foot pics/vids

or get into some of the "other" categories, i mean ppl will pay to see a woman smash a cake on her tits, those folks aren't looking for super models.

this is how onlyfans is such a monster success, it links the porn creator directly to the porn consumer, they don't have to deal with all the bullshit in the porn industry, or the moral police payment processors.

we've all seen the inundation of "step-incest" in the mainstream porn market, the only reason they don't roleplay regular incest is because visa, mastercard and AMEX won't process payments for studios who do things that can be considered, "illegal" same shit happened to porn hub. and this is all because they are public companies with puritanical shareholders.

platforms like onlyfans get around this by simply flying under the radar, they can't police their hundreds of thousands of creators and nobody is gonna say no to the hundreds of millions in revenue, so they look the other way.

[aussenseiter]

You talking about that p99 streamer chick? Making 1k a month on onlyfans? Ummm

That's why I think seeking is better for her, she's homely so emotional connection wins.

[Trexller]

That's why I think seeking is better for her, she's homely so emotional connection wins.

its fake on seeking tho. one party wants to feel like they have a gf, the other party just wants money.

i guess paisley needs to sell foot pics or get a bf.

or a regular job? i dunno enough details of her life to really speculate.

also, I have found myself discussing paisley as if she's her own sentient being...

seems like some of you have seen her stream, so paisley is a legit human and not a recondojoe alt?

that means i should stop spamming her threads/posts. should stop, no guarantees tho.

[Jobaber]

mZNDcOGIAgI

[aussenseiter]

also, I have found myself discussing paisley as if she's her own sentient being...

seems like some of you have seen her stream, so paisley is a legit human and not a recondojoe alt?

that means i should stop spamming her threads/posts. should stop, no guarantees tho.

I would not describe her as sentient but I did see the girl in a video

[Trexller]

I would not describe her as sentient but I did see the girl in a video

well then i will at least reduce the titty spam

[aussenseiter]

well then i will at least reduce the titty spam

Sweagen and pr1ncess are still fair game

[Rager and Quitter]

www.seeking.com is um, how do i put this nicely, For Hotties.

now i dunno what paisley looks like, but there are alot of niche markets on onlyfans, so your looks are less of a factor.

a creator can really take the reigns of their "business" on that platform. seeking limits a woman to maybe 3 sugar daddies, and those men all have wants on their schedules and the maintenance of a pseudo "relationship"

yeah they expect you to perform all the functions of a girlfriend, not just sex but like, hanging out, cuddling, going places, doing things, dates etc. its alot of time invested for a woman when she's only gonna get like maybe 2k a month for the "arrangement"

a girl can sell a 30 sec clip of herself doin stuff to herself for $20 each 1000 times, pretty easily. add in the pics and other videos, and its easy to believe some of the numbers the top onlyfans models say they are making.

men are stupid.

This all may be true, and luckily there's enough scummy morons with a bit of cash, so it could work out, but I've seen like 4 minutes of a paisley stream and she is ugly and overweight. Also, she talks kind of ghetto which means her personality is fucking terrible. Maybe she has nice feet and can do a foot fetish thing?

[Rager and Quitter]

its fake on seeking tho. one party wants to feel like they have a gf, the other party just wants money.

i guess paisley needs to sell foot pics or get a bf.

or a regular job? i dunno enough details of her life to really speculate.

also, I have found myself discussing paisley as if she's her own sentient being...

seems like some of you have seen her stream, so paisley is a legit human and not a recondojoe alt?

that means i should stop spamming her threads/posts. should stop, no guarantees tho.

She's a real human, but I think Wokecat is the one that uses her forum account, or at least he has access to it. Hes slipped up on it not meaning to post under her name.

[Trexller]

Maybe she has nice feet and can do a foot fetish thing?

that or other niches like femdom or voice work.

yep, people pay for audio clips even

platforms like onlyfans/fansley even reddit are like the wild west of porn, almost anything goes

ppl just find a creator, give them a script or a vague theme and then pay the creator for whatever vile thing they desired.

[Jimjam]

She's a real human, but I think Wokecat is the one that uses her forum account, or at least he has access to it. Hes slipped up on it not meaning to post under her name.

Maybe he is some kind of publicist for her, seems like much of the forum posting seems to be an exercise in creative writing loosely based on their in game experiences to turn their gaming loosely into a blogsoap and use that to encourage viewership of the stream.

It is an interesting angle.

[Arvan]

Maybe he is some kind of publicist for her, seems like much of the forum posting seems to be an exercise in creative writing loosely based on their in game experiences to turn their gaming loosely into a blogsoap and use that to encourage viewership of the stream.

It is an interesting angle.

Wait someone thought braindead spam 5x day would get people to watch some crappy stream? Yikes

[Jimjam]

Wait someone thought braindead spam 5x day would get people to watch some crappy stream? Yikes

Yeah, and I think the “they are all the same person” controversy is part of that too - manipulating people in to checking out the streams to see if they are for real!

[Ekco]

i tuned into that stream for the same reason i watch car crash videos

[Rager and Quitter]

I love how people think that there is any money in streaming P99. You have to play trip A games and actually be good at them, or at least be insanely entertaining. Trying to stream P99 for money is a really poor idea

[loramin]

I would not describe her as sentient but I did see the girl in a video

I never saw this video, but was it a real person saying "yes, I am the human being who plays Paisley and posts as her on the P99 forums" ... and was there also other people claiming to be WokeCat/Sweagen/etc. ... and did "Paisley" look like those other people's non-EQ-playing sister that got roped into proving her brother's crazy antics?

I mean, this guy puts in the effort to create and post, for weeks now, as a bunch of different characters. I wouldn't at all put it past him to manufacture a video "proving" his sock puppets are real people.

[Ekco]

I never saw this video, but was it a real person saying "yes, I am the human being who plays Paisley and posts as her on the P99 forums" ... and was there also other people claiming to be WokeCat/Sweagen/etc. ... and did "Paisley" look like those other people's non-EQ-playing sister that got roped into proving her brother's crazy antics?

I mean, this guy puts in the effort to create and post, for weeks now, as a bunch of different characters. I wouldn't at all put it past him to manufacture a video "proving" his sock puppets are real people.

all of them are streaming constantly, you'd know that if you were in anyway involved in playing the game

[Ripqozko]

all of them are streaming constantly, you'd know that if you were in anyway involved in playing the game

This is also wokecat, they are all wokecat

[loramin]

Go away sock puppet.

[Ekco]

This is also wokecat, they are all wokecat

in the endeavor of bullying, yeah I'm Spartacus.

[Ekco]

Go away sock puppet.

Go away bully.

[Ripqozko]

Notice the start date, all the same folks

[unsunghero]

I love how people think that there is any money in streaming P99. You have to play trip A games and actually be good at them, or at least be insanely entertaining. Trying to stream P99 for money is a really poor idea

Ya

Play a AAA game and

A. Be top tier elite @ it

B. Be average/good but have a personality that will entertain your degenerate chat

C. Be very attractive

Pick one

The downside is you have to interact with a pre-teen and teenage chat full of degenerates. Normal well adjusted teens and young adults won’t be subbing to people’s twitch streams. This leaves the maladjusted weirdos who will be spamming the chat with stupid icons, asking extremely brainless, irrelevant, and often sexually inappropriate questions…and trying to troll every chance they got

And if you did happen to become super viral/popular, eventually some of those chat crazies are going to take a break from writing your name in their blood on their dingy apartment walls and come to try to stalk you in public or kill you if you are a female

Very dumb and unrealistic “career” choice

[Encroaching Death]

Some ppl are jealous I get to play with girls on p99

It made sense to me.

You're the gay guy friend.

Nothing wrong with that. I once dated a girl who was heavily involved with the drama department at her university and she had a bunch of flamboyant boyfriends. They'd all get drunk and run around in thongs, asking me how straight I really was.

They were funny guys. Every girl likes a gay guy friend. You're fun to take shoe shopping, I would assume.

[Confit]

I always loved P99's ability to attract the who's who of society's abandoned and depraved. I've been saying that these posts are shit and they really are shit. But it looks the story behind the scenes may develop into a beautiful trailer park love story that is worthy of RNF.

Bravo, you fucking whackos.

[Sweagen]

It made sense to me.

You're the gay guy friend.

Nothing wrong with that. I once dated a girl who was heavily involved with the drama department at her university and she had a bunch of flamboyant boyfriends. They'd all get drunk and run around in thongs, asking me how straight I really was.

They were funny guys. Every girl likes a gay guy friend. You're fun to take shoe shopping, I would assume.

Tbh I am very fun to hang around with in general, at least that is why I assume paisley like hanging out with me ^_^ but also getting drunk and running around in a thong does sound funny AF

idk if that makes me gay though, it's okay to be kinda flamboyant or just realize that masculinity isn't some creed you have 2 subscribe to and you can just have a good time wit things instead (altho I do wish I was slightly better romantically but tbh I prob just haven't found the right person yet)

[Encroaching Death]

Tbh I am very fun to hang around with in general, at least that is why I assume paisley like hanging out with me ^_^ but also getting drunk and running around in a thong does sound funny AF

idk if that makes me gay though, it's okay to be kinda flamboyant or just realize that masculinity isn't some creed you have 2 subscribe to and you can just have a good time wit things instead (altho I do wish I was slightly better romantically but tbh I prob just haven't found the right person yet)

You need to carry around a battle axe dripping with blood at all times, or you ain't straight.

If you can't deadlift 1700 lbs, you might as well be a 4 year old girl.

Survive off dead cats alone, or you aren't man enough.

Shoot a grenade launcher 6 or 7 times by the time you're in middle school or else you'll never amount to anything.

That's what I did and I'm barely insecure.

[Ekco]

Notice the start date, all the same folks

03:50, 20 January 2014‎ Ekcop99 (Talk | contribs)‎ . . (1,103 bytes) (+1,103)‎ . . (Created page with "startMageloProfile * Name: Ekco * Class: Wizard * Race: High-Elf * Level: 59 * Guild: Doljonijiarnimorinar *

if only there was some kind of database maintained that ignorant people could idk search on it for the answers they so desperately seek. sometimes a coincidence is just that.

[Ripqozko]

03:50, 20 January 2014‎ Ekcop99 (Talk | contribs)‎ . . (1,103 bytes) (+1,103)‎ . . (Created page with "startMageloProfile * Name: Ekco * Class: Wizard * Race: High-Elf * Level: 59 * Guild: Doljonijiarnimorinar *

if only there was some kind of database maintained that ignorant people could idk search on it for the answers they so desperately seek. sometimes a coincidence is just that.

Relax wokecat

[Ekco]

don't make me freak out in ooc and declare a fatwa, wanna duel in south karana about it?

[Ripqozko]

don't make me freak out in ooc and declare a fatwa, wanna duel in south karana about it?

Yea you sound just like wokecat

[Ekco]

was waiting 10minutes for Loramin i mean Wokecat to say something retarded again so could link my first wiki post. that's how fucking triggered i am about my elf identity


DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

[Ekco]

Yea you sound just like wokecat

well you sound like some casual that found the project in 18'

[Ekco]

but posted really fucking hard about stuff since then. grats

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/hlxfMmu.jpg

[Ekco]

not wife material, the fuck did she do to those jeans

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/RO6yvFw.jpg

[Ekco]

keeper

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/LTG9Wmw.jpg

[Ekco]

keeper

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/MPMMNbV.png

[Ekco]

this feels redundant now

[Rager and Quitter]

Damn, Trex. Pulling out the fuckin big guns here one after another.

[Trexller]

this feels redundant now

Does it though?

https://i.imgur.com/UllSPAW.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.imgur.com/hlxfMmu.jpg

Poor girl needs a new pair of jeans :(

[Trexller]

Poor girl needs a new pair of jeans :(

times are tough in eastern europe

[Evia]

was waiting 10minutes for Loramin i mean Wokecat to say something retarded again

wait is this the new schizotheory around here now? lol. ok ok ok so lemme see if I got this right...wokecat is paisley, sweg, pr1incess and +1(forgot the name) BUUUUTTT its actually just our forum OG mag/starkind RPing all of them.....SIKE PLOT TWIST.....it's forum and wiki OG loramin! who is actually wokecat! who is actually mag/starkind! who is actually all the other forum alts? I guess we're all just living in our own version of Fight Club rn lol.

it's entertaining at the very least. kinda sad that this is the type of content these forums offer these days :/

[Ekco]

wait is this the new schizotheory around here now? lol. ok ok ok so lemme see if I got this right...wokecat is paisley, sweg, pr1incess and +1(forgot the name) BUUUUTTT its actually just our forum OG mag/starkind RPing all of them.....SIKE PLOT TWIST.....it's forum and wiki OG loramin! who is actually wokecat! who is actually mag/starkind! who is actually all the other forum alts? I guess we're all just living in our own version of Fight Club rn lol.

it's entertaining at the very least. kinda sad that this is the type of content these forums offer these days :/

or its trolling... holy fuck dude

[Evia]

or its trolling... holy fuck dude

Maybe the forum alts are trolling us all

[Ekco]

Maybe the forum alts are trolling us all

maybe the forums should be moderated. just because i'm not some loser that has to list all their alts doesn't mean i'm a alt.

hope this helps.

Loramin, or whoever the fuck you are, lol.

[Ekco]

i can list em though if it helps your mental, hmu

[Ripqozko]

Wokecat double posting cause mad

[Ekco]

real talk, wtf did wokecat do you guys lol. i don't give a shit enough to search for it but i'm all ears. hope its not just badposting, you know you can, ignore it right?

[Ripqozko]

Relax wokecat

[Trexller]

Get up, come on, get down with the Thiccness

https://i.imgur.com/LnJiVeA.jpeg

[Ekco]

looks like she gets stabby when upset, pass.

[Trexller]

looks like she gets stabby when upset, pass.

maybe

but that sort of crazy can translate into mind blowing bedroom antics

https://i.imgur.com/pmHiU32.gif

[Ekco]

its all fun and games until she kills your dog and drives the kids into a lake about it. lol.

[Trexller]

its all fun and games until she kills your dog and drives the kids into a lake about it. lol.

but she's also the girl who blanks you off while she blanks you stories about how she has blank with her blank girlfriends.

[Ekco]

sure, just don't let her ever know where you live, is all i'm saying

[Trexller]

sure, just don't let her ever know where you live, is all i'm saying

https://i.imgur.com/czkljnY.jpg

[Raj]

Another quality (mostly)Incels thread. :cool:

[Raj]

I always loved P99's ability to attract the who's who of society's abandoned and depraved. I've been saying that these posts are shit and they really are shit. But it looks the story behind the scenes may develop into a beautiful trailer park love story that is worthy of RNF.

Bravo, you fucking whackos.

[magnetaress]

honestly on that i know really cares about ur friends

[Ekco]

they don't think it be like it is but it do