now THIS is forum posting

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Encroaching Death]

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[Encroaching Death]

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[Chortles Snortles]

2 blocked messages
(lol)

[Encroaching Death]

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[Swish]

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[unsunghero]

Chortles either out his damn mind methposting….or else is trying to sarcastically show that this forum is pretty much dead anyway, so people should stop complaining about people posting?

Leaning towards the second option. If so, I agree this forum is pretty much dead and too many people perma-lurk and don’t post. But I haven’t logged in in a month so I shouldn’t even be posting here to begin with

[Chortles Snortles]

hey guys still haven’t had sex with the single mom but babysitting her teenage sons duty has increased exponentially while she spends weekends with her ex, weird right?
(lol)

[Chortles Snortles]

heading to the gym!
(OMEGALUL)

[Encroaching Death]

hey guys still haven’t had sex with the single mom but babysitting her teenage sons duty has increased exponentially while she spends weekends with her ex, weird right?
(lol)

*posted from a 40 story highrise building while sipping champagne out of a model's asscrack*

[unsunghero]

hey guys still haven’t had sex with the single mom but babysitting her teenage sons duty has increased exponentially while she spends weekends with her ex, weird right?
(lol)

Like I said before, I recommend you mix up your fap fantasies of me being cheated on with ones where you grew tall enough for women to be interested in you

Also, do less meth before posting, Napoleon

[Chortles Snortles]

maybe next Valentine’s Day she’ll spend it with me instead of her ex!
(lol)

[unsunghero]

maybe next Valentine’s Day she’ll spend it with me instead of her ex!
(lol)

“Hey guys I just snorted a big bag of meth and was originally going to make 50 new threads on the forums but the meth is making me horny so now I think I’ll fap to my favorite fantasy of some guy from the forums I don’t know getting cheated on

Sure sucks that this is the only way I can get off but that’s life when you’re 5’4 and wildly socially awkward”

[Encroaching Death]

maybe next Valentine’s Day she’ll spend it with me instead of her ex!
(lol)

Chortles spent Valentine's Day with Xalgoz

[Chortles Snortles]

unsungzero confirmed butthurt

[unsunghero]

Not my butt, my heart

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Dropping into RnF 10 years ago
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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Dropping into RnF now
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[Ekco]

HIXwkduDI3w

[Encroaching Death]

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[Patrece]

Know ye had a great Valentine's Day. Just know it :D

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I have developed the pleasant skill of being able to "have sex" (ie, orgasm, etc) just by being next to someone who has had sex in the past 24 hours. It's total pheremonic aura, everyone has it, but if someone has had sex in the past 24 hours it's :p:p:p:p.


I just got home. Exhausted.

So if any of you lover's rode the bus today, and the person next to you was smiling, I'm just saying, I'm not the only one who knows this trick.


I don't do escalators or crosswalks anymore. That's for a younger person!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Ok. Someone asked me, "What about hookers?" A lot of people think this is the ez sure thing, just go walk around where the hookers are, grinning yer ass off.


It sadly doesn't work that way. Hooker's do business sex. It generates "fizz" the equivalent of 70's brickweed. And sitting next to the John is no solution. It's mostly just this sad, droopy orgasm feeling.


Word to the wise. I always encourage young people to fall in love. We all do. Next time grandpa tears up at a wedding, now you know why. You're welcome.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

See, that was shoddy work. The ending needs a rework badly. Maybe something along the lines of, "This is why your mom always tells you and your wife to visit soon."



You know, this is free work. This is why communism fails. You stop caring even if you like the work, that is the irony.



I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Alright, how about this.


"That's why everyone's face always lights up when the newlyweds enter the room, like during Christmas. Buckets."

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

dammit

could have easily made that inclusive *and* killed in the Catskills. "Like at Christmas or during Passover."

[Encroaching Death]

So if any of you lover's rode the bus today

People who ride the bus don't have sex.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

"Buckets" stays. Think of an ironic Jack Benny cheek palm.


Wait do I have a sidekick? I'm I solo? You give me a sidekick I can have a riff on that.


"Buckets!"


(Sassy Ellen Cleghorne sidekick) "Buckets?"


You can improvise from there for a few minutes, do a break in character, they came, they laughed, no diff. That is my point. They have tech in development that can *amplify* your receptors on this. That will be the killer app.


Because really, who wants to jizz at a funeral just b/c your son and daughter in law had sex last night?

[Rager and Quitter]

People who ride the bus don't have sex.

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

It was already a difficult time. I loved their mom very much.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.


By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

[Rager and Quitter]

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

No I totally get that and if when because their emotions never almost and certainly for when and only complete honesty calls. The last ever time when never understood because your and telling me for reasonable then if.

[Trexller]

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

so you're saying that exposure to the "i just got laid" pheromone can make you spontaneously orgasm?

I call BS on that

[Duik]

I Just Want You To Be Happy!

[Encroaching Death]

I Just Want You To Be Happy!

Every evil person in history has said that.

[Encroaching Death]

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

As the wise Dr. Dre once said, whatever happened to falling in love with a ***** with a bus pass?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

so you're saying that exposure to the "i just got laid" pheromone can make you spontaneously orgasm?

I call BS on that
google frottage.

But that's a good way to get caught. Most people who are getting turned on in crowded places are *not* going there to rub on people, they are going there because of what I am talking about, but the frottage fucks suck at it, just like they suck at life in general. They end up having to touch someone to get over.


Losers.



So this is guy with a baseball cap off to the side in the angry pic taken by the offended subway rider, just grinnin'. Or the gal pretending to be reading the paper, smiling. Etc. I'm trying to get across the point is, we don't technically offend anyone. We simply take advantage of the :p:p:p:p given off by people who have recently had good sex. Animals do the same dang thing.


Look, do people go to Amish tourist spots to buy stupid trinkets and actually, what, "watch" the Amish? The Amish fuck like young stallions, well into their 80's. It's full spectrum fuck scent in "Intercourse" PA. That's why it's a family spot.


Look, some day you'll get it.

[Patrece]

Spinedawg you sniffing sex auras on the bus bro?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I'll prove it to you. If you live near an Amish market, store, of whatnot, go there and yell "It smells like sex in here!" First, you're not supposed to actually do that, and second, they freakin know and someone will probably take you aside to stop yapping and just chill.

[Trexller]

First, you're not supposed to actually do that, and second, they freakin know and someone will probably take you aside to stop yapping and just chill.

that will also happen at walgreens, home depot, walmart, target, and Sir this is a Wendy's.

filed under mental illness

you aren't getting off on the aura of the "just fucked"

you are just creeping on people in public

you are gonna get arrested.

[Jimjam]

So you can psychic nut if you hand around recently nutted?

So once you’ve 3rd hand nutted can other psychic nutters nut off your aura too?

[Chortles Snortles]

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[magnetaress]

posting in this thread just to be cool

[Duik]

Psychic Nutting.
That phrase is in the next "say it in a sentence with context" challenge.
/wonders if the Lyric "The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer, is blowin' in the wind. Now has a meaning.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

The internet brought a whole new dimension to this for people like me.



This was a big event. You know how certain results in physics suggest that causality is *not* necessarily "local"? Our understanding of physics relies on localization of causality.


But someone had sex "here" recently. Not in this thread. Not on this board. I was just over on tiktok watching cheerleader tryout beef-matches. But switched over here to announce "the proof is in the pudding my friends!"

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Duik]

The internet brought a whole new dimension to this for people like me.



This was a big event. You know how certain results in physics suggest that causality is *not* necessarily "local"? Our understanding of physics relies on localization of causality.


But someone had sex "here" recently. Not in this thread. Not on this board. I was just over on tiktok watching cheerleader tryout beef-matches. But switched over here to announce "the proof is in the pudding my friends!"

You sound like the human version of the self saucing pudding.

[aussenseiter]

Can we talk about career lesbians?

The internet has made this possible, both for women and for men.

[Trexller]

Can we talk about career lesbians?

The internet has made this possible, both for women and for men.

ellen degeneres?

[Strifer]

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