View Full Version : Was kaladim nuked?
magnetaress
02-06-2023, 11:41 PM
https://wiki.project1999.com/Kaladim
Anyone else erroring out?
Smoofers
02-06-2023, 11:44 PM
I blame the Chinese
Chortles Snortles
02-06-2023, 11:49 PM
loramin on strike
Trexller
02-07-2023, 12:04 AM
Kazon Stormhammer was found to be colluding with Vladimir Putin against the Ukrainians for Ural Mountain mining rights.
NATO strategists concluded it prudent to initiate pre-emptive strikes against the Kaladim regime.
NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg was quoted by AP as saying, "The threat posed by Dwarves colluding with Orcs became substantial, such that their combined forces would threaten all freedom loving realms, the Orcs ruined their lands then promised the jewels and wealth of the Orcs' Ural Mountain ranges. These territories contain an innumerable amount of cold steel, mithril and by geologists' reports even Velium"
Airstrikes on Kaladim concluded at 1030 hours on Monday, with officals stating they had accomplished everything within their mission scope, and will continue to analyze the situation should the need for further strikes arise.
The red cross has been scrambing to make efforts to provide aid to Kaladimian citizens, and has asked for donations of food, water, medicine and blankets. Donations of food and water are consumed rapidly, medicine is ignored, and blankets have gone surprisingly far, as each man-sized blanket will keep 4 dwarves warm.
Reports as developments occur.
Rager and Quitter
02-07-2023, 12:05 AM
I blame the Chinese
Little did we know that "weather balloon" was just a remote host for the Kaladim wiki page.
aussenseiter
02-07-2023, 12:09 AM
P99 is lacking the recipe for the Kaladin Constitutional
No wonder their city-state fell apart
Zwieback
02-07-2023, 09:11 AM
some racist?
Encroaching Death
02-07-2023, 10:51 AM
Just edit /etc/my.cnf Add following lines to my.cnf
[mysqld]
socket=/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock
[client]
socket=/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock
Restart mysql and connect again
mysql -u user -p password database -h host;
https://wiki.project1999.com/North_Kaladim
Jimjam
02-07-2023, 01:19 PM
Dug too deep.
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magnetaress
02-17-2023, 03:55 PM
Kaladim is still a smoldering ruin. Can someone plz shoot wiki bro an email to reboot?
I'm literally a paranoid schizophrenic so I have a hard time reaching out to ppl through email or whatever for things like this. The best I can do is bring it to the attention of the community.
Encroaching Death
02-17-2023, 03:56 PM
Did you try praying to Bristlebane?
Encroaching Death
02-17-2023, 03:57 PM
I mean Brell Serrirlrirlrsss
maybe its a GM event, oh wait i'm thinking of the actual game
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