Latest Inflation-induced Grocery Portion Insult

[GeorgeCostanza]

My brand of keffir hasn't changed in size since the money thing started. Price increased only marginally. However I just *siP*'d a new bottle and it tasted wet. Checked label. Significantly fewer calories per bottle.

https://i.imgur.com/Zw17FIc.jpeg

They watered down my keffir

[paisley]

wwjd?

[magnetaress]

It's only really happening to poverty goods the commoners rely in imho.

I saw it coming and felt bad about it. Butt I also know there's nothing I can do short of FEMA.

So I'm just praying for them.

Sure dork Brandon pulled the trigger butt the industry would have done it anyways. No matter what. Because this is all regulatory and due to globalization. It is also inevitable. Idk i only wish for the road to be as smooth as possible for the helpless drug addled masses.

[GeorgeCostanza]

It's only really happening to poverty goods the commoners rely in imho.

I saw it coming and felt bad about it. Butt I also know there's nothing I can do short of FEMA.

So I'm just praying for them.

Sure dork Brandon pulled the trigger butt the industry would have done it anyways. No matter what. Because this is all regulatory and due to globalization. It is also inevitable. Idk i only wish for the road to be as smooth as possible for the helpless drug addled masses.
its regulatory for sure, kids can't take a joke online these days and what do you expect when you regulate speech? Once you break that seal it's all rifles and ditches and lots of bodies for sure Just like in Russia, and thats what i see in the dark places between the houses on my long night walks. Then I come home and my keffir is watered down. That's how things happen,, and it's regulatory for sure but the real people to blame are the regular people, the ones in those houses who do drugs and let it happen..the ones alone on the path at nght and not even ashamed..im with you 100% i want it to be quick and easy for them
wwjd?
maybe i can evaporate water off it and reconstitute some real stuff? but then it would go bad :mad:

[magnetaress]

I don't want to kill anyone.

I'm ready to die for ur keffir to be thick again and your wifi strong.

It's why I joined the military. I really wanted the strength and power to do what had to be done. I saw what the alternatives where growing up even tho I was given everything.

I'm incredibly sorry I failed and that people are going through this. Someone will succeed one day where I failed tho.

I'm not trying to be an ass. For real.

[Chortles Snortles]

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(imitating a doctor)

>Ma'am, you have testicular cancer

[GeorgeCostanza]

^supposed to use "prostate cancer", u avoidably picked something not applicable :( we call this a common retard L

it was much more ambitious than usual tho and i commend that :)

[Toxigen]

welcome back impK maybe you'll be able to convince one more elf you have money (lol) and a chad willing to plow dat bussy

[Chortles Snortles]

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A GUY PUTS ON A WIG, SAYS HE'S A WOMAN AND EVERYONE'S SUPPOSED TO PLAY ALONG?

[GeorgeCostanza]

welcome back impK maybe you'll be able to convince one more elf you have money (lol) and a chad willing to plow dat bussy

im putting on that vr headset swamp boy, im embarrassing your whole family. Look at this profligate wealth display. I have health care

[aussenseiter]

you walk the streets at night?

[GeorgeCostanza]

you walk the streets at night?

not really-- it's less than a mile of rich houses to a big ole trail network. I think it's safe. It's quite lovely out there :) PNW things. JD is working nights so that's why

[Chortles Snortles]

5qxcouuH3u0

[Trexller]

you walk the streets at night?

gotta make a living

https://i.imgur.com/9TD2M7Y.jpg

[GeorgeCostanza]

^^LOL chappelle / musk show vibes. that's gold for sure

[aussenseiter]

not really-- it's less than a mile of rich houses to a big ole trail network. I think it's safe. It's quite lovely out there :) PNW things. JD is working nights so that's why

The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.

[GeorgeCostanza]

oh hush trexller, youve seen me :p

dang im getting a lot of attention but it's bedtime, gn :)

[Trexller]

oh hush trexller, youve seen me :p

wuz that u behind the walmart dumpsters

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/VD7yq2z.jpg

ohhh man lol

that would be so hilarious, especially if it was like a rap battle and the trans person was makin jokes right back at the comic