View Full Version : Secrets lives 10 minutes from me
Tiggles
07-01-2011, 02:47 PM
Should I hit it?
azeth
07-01-2011, 02:53 PM
i voted yes b/c it's not my dick.
Lorastine
07-01-2011, 02:56 PM
Only if you get a reacharound.
jarshale
07-01-2011, 02:57 PM
Only if you get a reacharound.
Doors
07-01-2011, 03:17 PM
Do it you fucking pussy.
Hasbinbad
07-01-2011, 03:21 PM
1.) Don't make eye contact.
2.) Don't allow your balls to touch his.
3.) If you break rule #1 or #2 during coitus, after coitus provoke him soyou get beat up, or beat him up.
4.) ???????
5.) Profit.
Snapple
07-01-2011, 03:23 PM
Duct tape his penis to his belly and tuck his balls then profit away.
Snapple
07-01-2011, 03:24 PM
Make sure he shaves his/her/its asshole before hand
armpit hair is ok tho
.... Secrets wanna meet up?
JayDee
07-01-2011, 03:32 PM
The horror
deakolt
07-01-2011, 03:34 PM
its not gay if you can't see his balls in doggystyle
Tiggles
07-01-2011, 03:38 PM
1.) Don't make eye contact.
2.) Don't allow your balls to touch his.
3.) If you break rule #1 or #2 during coitus, after coitus provoke him soyou get beat up, or beat him up.
4.) ???????
5.) Profit.
pretty much my line of thought
and no reach arounds.....thats just gay
EvilMallet
07-01-2011, 03:38 PM
and if he has the saggy shit you can pretend it's flappy meatcurtains.
Snapple
07-01-2011, 03:40 PM
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Do They Swing To And Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder,
Like a Continental Soldier?
Can You Do The Double Shuffle,
When Your Balls Hang Low?
azeth
07-01-2011, 04:40 PM
i like how Versus/Phisting just flat out voted No with no commentary.
just doesnt like it.
EvilMallet
07-01-2011, 04:53 PM
Phisting is secretly lusting after Secrets, clearly.
Uthgaard
07-01-2011, 04:59 PM
Even secrets voted fag. Haha
Eyeke
07-01-2011, 05:13 PM
But what did Tiggles vote?
Skope
07-01-2011, 05:14 PM
But what did Tiggles vote?
looks like he hasn't voted yet.
I'm assuming because he's still contemplating whether he should go through with it or not.
azeth
07-01-2011, 05:19 PM
Auelin_, baalzy, Eccezan, Faywind, Huggie, PureLo, Rais, Secrets, Snapple, Tajin, Wiz
^ homophobes
JenJen
07-01-2011, 05:24 PM
ohh bisch im surprised at you.
let young love blossom i say.
Tiggles
07-01-2011, 05:47 PM
I'm just a little curious guys
Shannacore
07-01-2011, 05:51 PM
[14:40] [Tralina] Secrets
[14:41] [Tralina] you down to bone Tiggles?
[14:44] [Secrets] Tralina: not sure if want
azeth
07-01-2011, 05:51 PM
D2B
down to bone
xshayla701
07-01-2011, 06:11 PM
i heard tiggles is a *****
JenJen
07-01-2011, 06:13 PM
ohhhhhhhh dear
fishingme
07-01-2011, 06:27 PM
I can't seem to vote for "yes" and "fag" =/
Tiggles
07-01-2011, 06:55 PM
i heard tiggles is a *****
You wish
Zadrian
07-01-2011, 07:06 PM
pre-op or post-op?
Anger
07-01-2011, 07:14 PM
You should do this. For science.
Tiggles
07-01-2011, 07:25 PM
I mean I'm straight and I'd I like to see if fucking a trap makes me gay. Though I don't think it will.
jarshale
07-01-2011, 07:26 PM
I mean I'm straight and I'd I like to see if fucking a trap makes me gay. Though I don't think it will.
We had this thread already. It will. Definitely.
Hailto
07-01-2011, 07:28 PM
Look up "Bianca Freire" on google images, and tell me you wouldn't hit that shit. Any of you who say otherwise are lying.
Tarathiel
07-01-2011, 07:51 PM
Look up "Bianca Freire" on google images, and tell me you wouldn't hit that shit. Any of you who say otherwise are lying.
eh shes not even that hot, the tits look fucked up
Skope
07-01-2011, 07:53 PM
Look up "Bianca Freire" on google images, and tell me you wouldn't hit that shit. Any of you who say otherwise are lying.
knees too sharp.
Tiggles
07-01-2011, 07:57 PM
knees too sharp.
God if someone dumped me for having sharp knees I would shoelace
Lorastine
07-01-2011, 08:09 PM
Look up "Bianca Freire" on google images, and tell me you wouldn't hit that shit. Any of you who say otherwise are lying.
Why is her/his head so much larger than the rest of the body?
Hailto
07-01-2011, 08:13 PM
Why is her/his head so much larger than the rest of the body?
u jelly
ohh bisch im surprised at you.
let young love blossom i say.
Hey, I don't care where he sticks it.It's when the ball sack comes back and hits his ball sack, then that has crossed the line.
I guess, don't pound too hard and you're fine.
Polixenes
07-01-2011, 08:51 PM
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I would say sticking your cock up another man's arse makes you gay, scrotal proximity or not.
JenJen
07-01-2011, 09:43 PM
for tiggles and secrets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af372EQLck&feature=related
jarshale
07-01-2011, 09:50 PM
for tiggles and secrets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af372EQLck&feature=related
I was thinking this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U)
Japan
07-03-2011, 01:57 AM
1.) Don't make eye contact.
2.) Don't allow your balls to touch his.
3.) If you break rule #1 or #2 during coitus, after coitus provoke him soyou get beat up, or beat him up.
4.) ???????
5.) Profit.
just quoting this awful post in case you forgot hbb is a piece of shit in the last 4 pages
Trademaster
07-04-2011, 06:42 PM
It's not a trap if you already know the person you're lusting after is a TS. You can only be "trapped" if you don't know in advance.
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