Wokecat and Sweagen trolled me af

[paisley]

https://i.ibb.co/jRgMM8p/343-C9706-2-E58-4-B3-E-A925-38043-AC5562-A.jpg (https://ibb.co/pyJzz1m)


Then later:
https://i.ibb.co/vq1N6xt/1147-D2-D0-2-A69-4581-88-BB-527-ADCA5072-B.jpg (https://ibb.co/zxs3Thk)

[paisley]

Kang is wokecat btw

[WokeCat]

i accidentally vendored it because i thought it was a fine steel short sword ngl

but its since been replaced with a duplicate

i was pissed at the time ngl

i also got sadlax some weapons

[magnetaress]

U can't accidentally vendor no drop items. Ngl

[WokeCat]

U can't accidentally vendor no drop items. Ngl

ive never accidentally done this before (and I was sober)

i remember making fun of someone for getting drunk and vendoring a mithril bp once, and not understanding how anyone could be that dumb

its like the more eq you play, the worse you get at it because your mind become lazy n complacent

[magnetaress]

ive never accidentally done this before (and I was sober)

i remember making fun of someone for getting drunk and vendoring a mithril bp once, and not understanding how anyone could be that dumb

its like the more eq you play, the worse you get at it because your mind become lazy n complacent

Happened to me cuz I was carrying backup weapons :(

[Rager and Quitter]

I like how Wokecat, paisley, this Kang fellow, and Smeagen or whatever are all the same person showing how mentally fucked they are all over red forums.

I'm not convinced that magnateress isn't him as well.

You need a hobby, dude.

[Encroaching Death]

I had 'Confirm Delete' disabled and went to delete a foraged item I summoned but a mob popped and aggroed me and it startled me so I dragged my mouse quickly to react and accidently clicked one of my Tink Bags instead not realizing it and deleted it thinking it was the forgaged item.

So pissed lol

[Sweagen]

I like how Wokecat, paisley, this Kang fellow, and Smeagen or whatever are all the same person showing how mentally fucked they are all over red forums.

I'm not convinced that magnateress isn't him as well.

You need a hobby, dude.

Tbh I can see it being true or looking that way, but another explanation is that we all knew each other from off of this forum, are heavy forum users, and paisley and I both joined the game cuz of WokeCat sparking interest within us, ngl.

Like what is the more reasonable explanation, that we are all different people or that we’re one person who randomly mentally went off the rails and started pretending to be 3+ people online? Like does it really seem like I have time for all that? Lol

[Rager and Quitter]

Tbh I can see it being true or looking that way, but another explanation is that we all knew each other from off of this forum, are heavy forum users, and paisley and I both joined the game cuz of WokeCat sparking interest within us, ngl.

Like what is the more reasonable explanation, that we are all different people or that we’re one person who randomly mentally went off the rails and started pretending to be 3+ people online? Like does it really seem like I have time for all that? Lol

Lol, you clearly do. I don't mean this in a bad way, I really don't. Humans by nature are social creatures; we need interaction. Technology has made it easy to be reclusive, so instead of getting off the computer and getting involved in face to face social things you attempt to feed that need by making multiple forum accounts and talking to yourself, making it look like you have a socai group, but it's all just you.

[magnetaress]

i dont see them posting on red forums? U sure? they gonna be hitting up RoZ it looks like tho?

[Rager and Quitter]

i dont see them posting on red forums? U sure? they gonna be hitting up RoZ it looks like tho?

I think I tried to type rnf but got hit by the autocorrect police

[magnetaress]

I agree that we are shitting up RnF butt no good rnf for a decade anyways now i miss blue circa 2010-11

and red circa 2012-14

[misterbonkers]

Tbh I can see it being true or looking that way, but another explanation is that we all knew each other from off of this forum, are heavy forum users, and paisley and I both joined the game cuz of WokeCat sparking interest within us, ngl.

Like what is the more reasonable explanation, that we are all different people or that we’re one person who randomly mentally went off the rails and started pretending to be 3+ people online? Like does it really seem like I have time for all that? Lol

yes, yes it does seem like you have time for that

[WokeCat]

Tbh I can see it being true or looking that way, but another explanation is that we all knew each other from off of this forum, are heavy forum users, and paisley and I both joined the game cuz of WokeCat sparking interest within us, ngl.

Like what is the more reasonable explanation, that we are all different people or that we’re one person who randomly mentally went off the rails and started pretending to be 3+ people online? Like does it really seem like I have time for all that? Lol
I'm a fan of us all being the same person, but we all have pretty massive digital footprints

it's like, not really believable lmao

[WokeCat]

I agree that we are shitting up RnF butt no good rnf for a decade anyways now i miss blue circa 2010-11

and red circa 2012-14

I mean no one else posts so it looks like someone is spamming if they make 2 threads a week and its like uh, maybe yall should be encouraging people to post more rather than throwing a tantrum that someone made 4 threads over the course of a week

(not that i give a fuck what these whine babies cry about anyways)

posting outside of RnF is dangerous, I think 3 out of my last 4 posts got removed

[paisley]

I mean no one else posts so it looks like someone is spamming if they make 2 threads a week and its like uh, maybe yall should be encouraging people to post more rather than throwing a tantrum that someone made 4 threads over the course of a week

(not that i give a fuck what these whine babies cry about anyways)

posting outside of RnF is dangerous, I think 3 out of my last 4 posts got removed

+1 af

[cd288]

Tbh I can see it being true or looking that way, but another explanation is that we all knew each other from off of this forum, are heavy forum users, and paisley and I both joined the game cuz of WokeCat sparking interest within us, ngl.

Like what is the more reasonable explanation, that we are all different people or that we’re one person who randomly mentally went off the rails and started pretending to be 3+ people online? Like does it really seem like I have time for all that? Lol

Honestly given how clearly mentally off each “one” of you is, yes it’s extremely likely that you’re the same person and that’s the more reasonable explanation.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/3UryCMS.gif

[Rager and Quitter]

I mean no one else posts so it looks like someone is spamming if they make 2 threads a week and its like uh, maybe yall should be encouraging people to post more rather than throwing a tantrum that someone made 4 threads over the course of a week

(not that i give a fuck what these whine babies cry about anyways)

posting outside of RnF is dangerous, I think 3 out of my last 4 posts got removed

Lol, like those times you forgot to swap to paisley when you posted typing like "her"

[WokeCat]

+1 af

have u seen the video of sweagen being in a school play

i cant link the video becus it has his irl name on it and i aint fixin to go down like that

i want my ban to mean something

[WokeCat]

Lol, like those times you forgot to swap to paisley when you posted typing like "her"

or the times i accidentally forget to log back into my paisley account (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3562839&postcount=24)

its almost like ive been oti for a very long time and know how to mind fucc ppl very easily

i often times accidentally post as my enemies
ez tactic to render all future attacks they make against me ineffective becus the forum thinks were the same person

[Rager and Quitter]

or the times i accidentally forget to log back into my paisley account (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3562839&postcount=24)

its almost like ive been oti for a very long time and know how to mind fucc ppl very easily

i often times accidentally post as my enemies
ez tactic to render all future attacks they make against me ineffective becus the forum thinks were the same person

Don't get me wrong, I don't care, you can talk to yourself on all 5 or 6 of your forum accounts if you want. I just find it odd you pretend to be different people and hold conversations with yourself, but it's whatever.

[WokeCat]

Don't get me wrong, I don't care, you can talk to yourself on all 5 or 6 of your forum accounts if you want. I just find it odd you pretend to be different people and hold conversations with yourself, but it's whatever.

the craziest part is when we stream together and have voice chats and stuff

like im that skilled with voice acting that i can do all 3 voices at once

[WokeCat]

what if i really am crazy and sweagen and paisle are just a figment of my imagination, and i control the characters i think are them in-game

like that movie fight club

[Rager and Quitter]

what if i really am crazy and sweagen and paisle are just a figment of my imagination, and i control the characters i think are them in-game

like that movie fight club

You'd be among the tens of thousands of people that have serious mental health problems I guess?

I hope you find the help you need.

[WokeCat]

You'd be among the tens of thousands of people that have serious mental health problems I guess?

I hope you find the help you need.
that number seems extremely low ball lmao

[paisley]

or the times i accidentally forget to log back into my paisley account (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3562839&postcount=24)

its almost like ive been oti for a very long time and know how to mind fucc ppl very easily

i often times accidentally post as my enemies
ez tactic to render all future attacks they make against me ineffective becus the forum thinks were the same person

Dude how had I never seen that post,

Can u pls next time say 120 wpm

[WokeCat]

Dude how had I never seen that post,

Can u pls next time say 120 wpm

u kno thats a bliss copy pasta right

i just changed some of the lingo and words

[aussenseiter]

that number seems extremely low ball lmao

https://i.redd.it/de5dxbxdk0891.jpg

[Basanos]

u just wanna break up with me b/c u haven't taken ur meds babe

[paisley]

u kno thats a bliss copy pasta right

i just changed some of the lingo and words

Tfw I just sent that post to Blissey like “lol look at this post kang made” and then came back and read this


I knew it was too Blissey-like when you mentioned the dog and the three jobs ngl, i wanslike that ain’t me

[paisley]

u just wanna break up with me b/c u haven't taken ur meds babe

Who’s is this and how did you know I haven’t taken my meds

[WokeCat]

Tfw I just sent that post to Blissey like “lol look at this post kang made” and then came back and read this


I knew it was too Blissey-like when you mentioned the dog and the three jobs ngl, i wanslike that ain’t me

She is the master of copy pasta

Like bitch I have a life, I cook food, and walk my dogs, y’all be tripping

[paisley]

She is the master of copy pasta

Like bitch I have a life, I cook food, and walk my dogs, y’all be tripping
She truly is, that’s prob one of the many reasons we get sent to oblivion by her.
I hope one day she stop being a hater to p99 so she can pick it up and we all PL her. Then it’ll truly come full circle

[WokeCat]

I don’t want to bring any more new players in atm ngl

I already got my hands full with u and sweagen trying to get me to rage quit non stop

[WokeCat]

She truly is, that’s prob one of the many reasons we get sent to oblivion by her.
I hope one day she stop being a hater to p99 so she can pick it up and we all PL her. Then it’ll truly come full circle

Also technically u do have 3 jobs

Your main job, your side hustle, and your streaming career

[paisley]

So can we all play stardew with vvednesday now or is that canceled forever, she got banned from gaia btw

[Trexller]

So can we all play stardew with vvednesday now or is that canceled forever, she got banned from gaia btw

https://i.imgur.com/keQWgys.jpg?1

[Arvan]

Wtf did i just read? Rnf sucks now. Big rip.

[WokeCat]

Y’all free to do as u please

I don’t associate with traitors tho personally

They ban was justified and long over due

[paisley]

Y’all free to do as u please

I don’t associate with traitors tho personally

They ban was justified and long over due

wym, u associate with traitors af,

also, we please to play stardew valley with the crew again
wheres our little pissfoot look alike, they need they tv and fireplace stolen again, lets keep it 100

[WokeCat]

Bliss is my replacement

An all star roster

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/rDV9TZR.gif

[paisley]

Bliss is my replacement

An all star roster

But we miss you

Also esrlier Blissey said if she found out I was super woke she would block me …

[WokeCat]

Blissey doesn’t like you at all

She literally messages me any chance she gets (when I forget to disable PMs) to throw you under the bus or talk about how embarrasssing it is that I allegedly romanced an ugly chick

She also hates black and trans ppl and that’s why most of her accounts got banned

I hope she was worth it, dawg

[WokeCat]

Like imagine being this dumb too

Does this chick really think someone like Blissey would talk to her if she didn’t think Paisle was my friend

The only reason she played OW2 with u was becus she thought I would join

[paisley]

Lol wym “hope she was worth it”

The only reason woke and Blissey became friends ngl is bc you blocked me and said I was a snake and then doxed me and she was like “I will literally go to the police with you”
Anyways, that’s neither here nor there ������ just funny

[paisley]

Like imagine being this dumb too

Does this dude really think someone like Blissey would talk to me if she thought Kang was my friend

The only reason she joined my server with you in the first place was cuz she thought you would be chill

[paisley]

Lol wym “hope she was worth it”

The only reason woke and Blissey became friends ngl is bc you blocked me and said I was a snake and then doxed me and she was like “I will literally go to the police with you”
Anyways, that’s neither here nor there ������ just funny

Lol wym “hope she was worth it”

The only reason woke me* and Blissey became friends ngl is bc you blocked me and said I was a snake and then doxed me and she was like “I will literally go to the police with you”
Anyways, that’s neither here nor there ������ just funny

*lol typo

[WokeCat]

Idek what you are trying to say

you are blisseys only female friend and only liberal friend and it has nothing to do with my existence and that it is just a coincidence?

Also why would u think this is justified regardless

I could start writing blisseys ex bf in prison and tell him all the shit she says about him on forums, even print it off and mail it to him and then post all the bad shit sphe says about her in response

But I wouldn’t do that because it’s not normal
What you did and are doing is not normal human behavior

Imagine me contacting your ex bf that you beat or the one who ghosted you (and we both knew I could) to join forces with helping them slander you

You got some serious mental health issues that go beyond just being grossly sbusuve towards the ppl you pretend to care about and I can’t see you ever having a meaningful relationship with anyone until u fix that

Good luck

[aussenseiter]

Lol wym “hope she was worth it”

The only reason woke me* and Blissey became friends ngl is bc you blocked me and said I was a snake and then doxed me and she was like “I will literally go to the police with you”
Anyways, that’s neither here nor there ������ just funny

*lol typo

When was the last time you showered? 🚿

[paisley]

I still think about you btw
Just feels nice to remember, ngl
Even if it wasn’t genuine :D
I wonder if this is going anyway how you thought it would be when you met me

Like, I wonder if you knew I would be this like this (you had to have known—didn’t you?)
But, it really is more fun that way
Whatever you can do, I can see it. And just knowing that I am able to do this is enough for me

And, i know it’s enough for you too

[paisley]

Idek what you are trying to say

you are blisseys only female friend and only liberal friend and it has nothing to do with my existence and that it is just a coincidence?

Also why would u think this is justified regardless

Nooo hon, I’m saying it has EVERYTHING to do with you, you blocking me sent me straight into her arms lol

Also, think what is justified?
I’m really not trying to go out of my way to slander you, and the stuff I posted initially was merely reactionary from what happened with the guild. Can you blame me?? LOL.
Anywho, I told you time and time again, tell me what you’d like me to say about it and I’ll say it. Just be nice to me :^) all I want is peaceful p99 gameplay with our beautiful son sweagen. It feels good when you’re kind to me :p
No homo (I am gender fluid )

[WokeCat]

Friendly reminder that I wouldn’t think about Paisle or Blissey at all if Paisle didn’t come here and attack me (in self defense? Even tho there’s no evidence of me ever attacking them on this forum prior to their first post here which literally slandered me)

Like neither one of you are good looking or interesting enough to care about when there are a lot hotter, younger and nicer chicks everywhere

Let’s keep it real

Femcel should learn how to behave imho

[paisley]

When was the last time you showered? 🚿

A few hours ago, before my short twitch stream, was too sleepy to keep going but then I bullshitted for a while and here we are

[aussenseiter]

A few hours ago, before my short twitch stream, was too sleepy to keep going but then I bullshitted for a while and here we are

5 sigma mag never showers

Not mag! 🙃

[paisley]

Friendly reminder that I wouldn’t think about Paisle or Blissey at all if Paisle didn’t come here and attack me (in self defense? Even tho there’s no evidence of me ever attacking them on this forum prior to their first post here which literally slandered me)

Like neither one of you are good looking or interesting enough to care about when there are a lot hotter, younger and nicer chicks everywhere

Let’s keep it real

Femcel should learn how to behave imhoI need to be taught a lesson let’s keep it real

The only dude who’s ever lied like this has been Ryan, which makes me laugh bc u r reminding me of him, it makes you look embarrassed which I’m like why would this dude be embarrassed, he should just own the creepiness/insanity (especially since I was into it)

Also let’s keep it real, I’m the nicest and easiest to talk to
Also it makes me laugh, sweagen is literally in the screenshot where you say u watching me on cam and getting ready to masturbate. Vved is in it too but she not relevant to p99 until she finally installs it

[paisley]

5 sigma mag never showers

Not mag! 🙃

/shrug

[WokeCat]

You’re literally delusional and I have no idea what you’re even saying

[paisley]

It tickles me pink when kang goes blisseymoded and makes long posts about kang/Paisle drama dat no1 cares about and draws more attention to it,

Especially bc the posts he makes digs himself in deeper, like from that post where he is making stuff up about me exes , I feel like it’s easy to tell we’ve had intimate conversations and he’s trying to say that to trigger me lol

It’s hard for me to get triggered because any kind of attention he give me is just feeding the flames let’s keep it 100

[WokeCat]

Again, this makes no sense to me

It’s obvious the person spamming incoherently cares

I never denied knowing you, in fact I made a point to tell ppl that I knew you for months and that we were friends (this was when you were in love with Ryan, getting drunk on cam and trying to strip for shinroken, having cam sex with claymore and Jixio, desperately trying to get a battle Royal to get dick pics from aberrant zombie etc)

You pretending that we were in a relationship is a lie, let’s keep it real

U kno this too

U even kno I had feelings for someone else the entire time because we talked about that

[WokeCat]

And I genuinely dislike dating

Particularly the idea of e-dating

I literally ghost every e-girl who tries to get romantic with me online becus that’s not something im interested in (idk how many mutual see have but you’ll notice chicks who are way hotter than you always complain that I suddenly disappear, there’s a reason for that)

I’m pretty sure the only reason you and I became friends is becus I didn’t have to worry about that with you for 99% of the time knowing you

[paisley]

https://i.ibb.co/SXnCFQN/6-E14-E9-DE-0-CEA-4-AC2-9-D46-C6-CD2-D2-A9007.jpg (https://ibb.co/BVZM04L)

Like how can I fake your screenshot of ur discord Hon, I saved like every screenshot you sent , also dis screenshot will delete after 24 hours ngl lol


I know you is lying and joking to make me look bad , I just want y’all to know, kang was real sweet to me and made me feel super good all the time, he still does whether he know it or not ♡ thanks for getting me to lvl 20 in like 10 hours on blue, I hope we can play again soon

[WokeCat]

Again I have no idea what this is or what it’s supposed to be^

[paisley]

https://i.ibb.co/g3wSRPt/EDACDC40-AC44-4-F2-E-9-C1-F-6891-E25-D3-FD1.jpg (https://ibb.co/xDG17fz)
https://i.ibb.co/0Cr7mWV/08389-FBF-E18-D-4-D08-9-CAE-C5368-CE5770-B.jpg (https://ibb.co/X7tQjdk)

Anyway, here’s the screen shot with sweag in it lol, he did the same react he did in the OP screenshot which is funny (I guess sweagen isn’t actually IN the screenshot but his reaction is lol and we tagged him lol, anywho it’s just FUNNY y’all, why is he lying when the only ppl I care about on this forum {me, him, and sweagen} already know the truth, and y’all 3 are who I’m making the post for )
Also, I made a thread the other day that may have seemed unhinged, it was things you said taken from screenshots of our convos (example included above)

I want to make another one soon, I found the screenshots from when you were telling me you felt trapped, (the tail end of the convo is the first screenshot if you read the reply) it’s hilarious because you start it off with

“Don’t get triggered, but sometimes I hate being rich”

Had me laughing, can’t wait till I made a thread titled that.

[paisley]

Also, my intention is not to make you mad, I guess I’m just kinda teasing you because I know you know it’s true. And it’s how I get a response from you. I doubt many people actually read these posts lol.

And yea. I miss being your friend, but you do scare me. But I like it. And I do enjoy playing p99 with you, so that’s a pog imho

[WokeCat]

I’m confused, am I a chick now?

[paisley]

And I genuinely dislike dating

Particularly the idea of e-dating

I literally ghost every e-girl who tries to get romantic with me online becus that’s not something im interested in (idk how many mutual see have but you’ll notice chicks who are way hotter than you always complain that I suddenly disappear, there’s a reason for that)

I’m pretty sure the only reason you and I became friends is becus I didn’t have to worry about that with you for 99% of the time knowing you

I just read this post all the way through and laffd at the battle royale part

Also, it was cool because we really didn’t have to worry about anything, it all happened super naturally. Idek how it happened. But it was awesome. It happened super naturally I feel like lol
We wasn’t even dating, we did say we had feelings for each other multiple times (granted u was prob black out drunk every time except the times you’d be like “what did I say, and don’t show me any screenshots… ok maybe it’s true”)
And I did change my name to a lock and your name to a Key on my discord
But like, we were chilling and no pressure and we was friends

Till one day you blocked me and was hateful af
I ain’t desevrve it and you know that!!


Also, it’s crazy, all you’d have to do is message me on discord and say “you posting our private convos makes me pissed off” and then I’d be like “you lying makes me want to post it” and then maybe we could reach an agreement to stop posting personal stuff or making stuff up :D
But the last time you added me you was just trolling me :(

[paisley]

I’m confused, am I a chick now?

You tell me hon, there was a rumor going around that you was gender-fluid.

[paisley]

https://i.ibb.co/hRHrf4v/90-C50-CDE-F775-4-FD2-A848-2273-CA184-A03.jpg (https://ibb.co/wNC8sP1)


This pic will self destruct in 30 mins ngl

[paisley]

Lol wait, did I fuck up the self delete , tfw