The main reason to play a mage.

[magnetaress]

For a naked caster with just store-bought spells.

They are pretty beast mode most of the game.

Do u ever think chain pet agro mechanics will get fixed?

[paisley]

huge bump in support for Magnet
I see you, i see the thread, You Exist

[magnetaress]

Will u twink my blue mage that I will be playing as an alt between my red warriors sitting and healing?

[Sweagen]

Will u twink my blue mage that I will be playing as an alt between my red warriors sitting and healing?


Tbh paisley and I are still kinda broke (especially paisley), we were legit going to ask if you’d help twink us on red lol

We will definitely help u out on blue tho!!

[WokeCat]

Tbh paisley and I are still kinda broke (especially paisley), we were legit going to ask if you’d help twink us on red lol

We will definitely help u out on blue tho!!

ngl watching you two stream on red would be hilarious, i feel like high level players would stream snipe you for sure

[paisley]

Lol let’s do it ngl

[magnetaress]

I'm also poor on red too lol. I got like 250 plat between 3 characters. Can't strip my wizard either lol.

[WokeCat]

I'm also poor on red too lol. I got like 250 plat between 3 characters. Can't strip my wizard either lol.

can you become a cleric main again and help me keep these noobs alive ngl

[Encroaching Death]

https://media.tenor.com/ZBEeigV3mgAAAAAd/im-not-gonna-lie-i-am-not-going-to-lie.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

the main reason i didn't read or click view post
(lol)

[magnetaress]

I need a druid alt on red. Butt u guys are gonna zoom past me. For reals! :o

[magnetaress]

I could summon u guys stuff with my 33 mage! And DS and bandage u tho!

My 51 clr is busy helping my friend!

[magnetaress]

I could help u kite too with flux staff and snare )

[WokeCat]

I need a druid alt on red. Butt u guys are gonna zoom past me. For reals! :o

i feel like i could level really fast on green as a true insomniac no-lifer unemployable alcoholic, but not with these kids streaming my every move

ive seen the videos of the level 14 epic rogues running around crushbone ganking groups like that

also lets keep it real, we both know paisle is going to gank me the first chance she gets

[magnetaress]

A three or 4 person group gets insane exp bonuses on red. You can hit lvl 50 in less than three days carrying naked melees with any solo class. Even wiz probably.

[magnetaress]

My problem is I can only play 1-2 hrs sometimes and sometimes I just gotta randomly get off. A lot of eq players can't accommodate that from a lvling bud.

That is y I need to kit up a druid alt. Or just get my mage higher. (Solid DS) for helping newbz.

Druid so I can port and sow.

[Rager and Quitter]

i feel like i could level really fast on green as a true insomniac no-lifer unemployable alcoholic, but not with these kids streaming my every move

ive seen the videos of the level 14 epic rogues running around crushbone ganking groups like that

also lets keep it real, we both know paisle is going to gank me the first chance she gets

If paisley ganks you, then you'll probably get banned for boxing two characters, so that one will sort itself out.

[Sweagen]

My problem is I can only play 1-2 hrs sometimes and sometimes I just gotta randomly get off. A lot of eq players can't accommodate that from a lvling bud.

That is y I need to kit up a druid alt. Or just get my mage higher. (Solid DS) for helping newbz.

Druid so I can port and sow.

Don’t worry we don’t judge u… tbh paisley can only play for like 4-5 hrs most of the time so it rly not a big deal

Also her highest level literally ever is 20 at the moment, lol

[WokeCat]

If paisley ganks you, then you'll probably get banned for boxing two characters, so that one will sort itself out.

i use a vpn hon

[WokeCat]

Don’t worry we don’t judge u… tbh paisley can only play for like 4-5 hrs most of the time so it rly not a big deal

Also her highest level literally ever is 20 at the moment, lol

i feel like u can tell how strong someones work ethic is by how hard they push themselves on eq (and yes i consider eq to be hard work in 2023)

i would rather work a 60 hour week in a factory than have to do some of the 24+ hour camps ive done before

but whenever paisle gets on and starts yawning in my ear im just like okay this bitch lazy af lmao

maybe it just a female thing but idek

[magnetaress]

its not work ethic i just cant physicually endure eq that much anymore its super sad actchually

multitasking is hard too its why i enjoy p99 so much its not much of a multitask game and i have situational awareness

ppl who box/bot are crazy in the brain

[aussenseiter]

its not work ethic i just cant physicually endure eq that much anymore its super sad actchually

multitasking is hard too its why i enjoy p99 so much its not much of a multitask game and i have situational awareness

ppl who box/bot are crazy in the brain

2 or 3 hours of exp and I get loopy and have to log.

[paisley]

i feel like u can tell how strong someones work ethic is by how hard they push themselves on eq (and yes i consider eq to be hard work in 2023)

i would rather work a 60 hour week in a factory than have to do some of the 24+ hour camps ive done before

but whenever paisle gets on and starts yawning in my ear im just like okay this bitch lazy af lmao

maybe it just a female thing but idek

Lol fuck

Not all of us can be in a meth-induced Frenzy to level up like that, I can’t even afford meth (and it’s essentially free)

[WokeCat]

Lol fuck

Not all of us can be in a meth-induced Frenzy to level up like that, I can’t even afford meth (and it’s essentially free)

i did that shit sober ngl

thats the scary part

[WokeCat]

MG7KD1LDXsQ

I found the old video of magentaress rage quitting

[paisley]

That vid has me laughing out loud ngl, very good, when they all kill him and then come back and stomp him when he respawn lol

[WokeCat]

That vid has me laughing out loud ngl, very good, when they all kill him and then come back and stomp him when he respawn lol

Her/she*

[WokeCat]

I just remembered that the term mage didn’t exist before WoW

Does it actually mean magician because aren’t mages in WoW more like wizards

[paisley]

It confuses me when people say mage, I’m like, do they mean a fucking magician? I don’t see mage on the class list, fuckfaces.

[Jimjam]

Mage is abbreviation of magician…

Interestingly “interestingly” SOE/Verant used ‘magi’ to mean the int caster archetype.

[WokeCat]

IDK how accurate that is. I never saw anyone call a magician a mage until after WoW came out. Actually remember getting cursed out for calling mages "magicians" on WoW when it first released and had people lecture me about mage meaning magic user.

https://i.ibb.co/GWrzyWg/lmaoz1.png

According to WoW their mages are wizards, so like, IDK dude.

Ive seen "mage class" in various MMOs and MOBAs refer to basically any type of pure magic caster, the same way you have the fighter classes, priest classes etc.

i know what people mean when they say mage of course, for the same reason i know what a shammy or chanter means, but i dont think people were running around in 1999 calling magicians mages lol

i think that was picked up after the release of WoW even though it never originally referred to magicians

i just checked, and even everquest lore refers to miragul as a powerful mage btw even though we know him as a necromancer

[magnetaress]

naw tank mages existed b4 in the lord british game ultima onine and in a few other ones just ur a nerd and not a cool chad so u called urself a wizard

[magnetaress]

mage is shorthand for magician which contemporarily is not a magic user and is more a clever boi/girl and slight of hand user

[magnetaress]

but ya i think wow really turned it into an archetype, it was a class in EQ and the connotationoning of summoning stuff is a mage thing too from more of the conjuration school "conjurer' doesn't roll of the tung like 'magician'

[WokeCat]

so do you remember people calling magicians mages in 1999? because i genuinely dont, in fact i remember being like what the fuck is a magician? I thought it was going to be david copperfield or something

[magnetaress]

It was new to me when i logged in to EQ

I was like woa there specializations/??? but what is a magician??? if that is what you are getting at

Wizard
Necromancer
And Enchanter made sense to me, magician was a bit of a surprise. I think they just felt it would be too powerful if wizards could be all 4 things or all 3 things. So they hacked out magician class.

[magnetaress]

considering the UI implimnetation i think they did the right thing that would be a lot of spells to juggle for an 8 gems slots

however they def should have kept wizards and mages the same and given them clarity instead of enchanters

[WokeCat]

considering the UI implimnetation i think they did the right thing that would be a lot of spells to juggle for an 8 gems slots

however they def should have kept wizards and mages the same and given them clarity instead of enchanters

what is your name on red, this shit is boring af without someone to talk to

i feel like im playing single player game

[WokeCat]

which is ironic because i usually always solo on green/blue anyways as of late, but at least i got ppl to chit chat with most of the time

[magnetaress]

/ooc chat on red needs ppl like u no cap

[magnetaress]

--- all my current mains ---
ACT1
Blue
Nerrissa DEF ROG - 23 - insane items big charisma agility shraloks!
Green
Aelynthi DEF SHD - 14 - balanced ish wierd stats cha Itemz! like sharkjaw cutlass shraloks
Red
Aryelle - Iksar SK placeholder
Lillia - 51 DE necromancer
Lilmule - mule ! -- 88 plat words runes
Mindirya - 33 DE Mag
Rawryllaneth - HE War Pexus 14+ soon i hope

ACT2
Blue
None!
Green
Aridina - HIE CLR - 9 - Big Charisma
Red
Aurielaneth Starwave ERU WIZ 49

ACT3
Blue
NONE
Green
Aurei - TRL - SHM 7 - +25 CHA +5 Wis
Red
Velise - Human CLR 51

[WokeCat]

https://i.ibb.co/843QV9T/foreverrip.png

tfw you only been playing on red for 2 minutes and you already getting griefed

[paisley]

Why is wokecat playing on red without me wtf

[magnetaress]

u r a slow poke?

[paisley]

u r a slow poke?


Can you please quit being hateful, damn you play one round of red Server with wokecat and you already acting like him

[Sweagen]

u r a slow poke?

i play with paisley a lot and can confirm she is a bit of a slowpoke

[magnetaress]

i'm slow too i just logged into the wrong character lol

[paisley]

sweagen is a hater and lives with the weight of the world on his shoulders.

[paisley]

i'm slow too i just logged into the wrong character lol

Lol you dumb fuck bitch



Good banter

[WokeCat]

https://i.ibb.co/CJhzYkc/gearedout.png

I'm already geared out. Full patchwork and got a 3/20 off a merchant. Retiring this character at level 13 once he gets full Scarab armor. Just want to prove that it could be done.

[magnetaress]

Nice! I just made my blue gnome mage.

Zurlibelle!

I had horrible cramps and my blood pressure dropped suddenly tho. So I had to lay down.

Now I have an alt for when my war on red is resting up ;)

[WokeCat]

If you really want me to help you level your magician I can. My dudes are in your area. My main goal right now is finding out where your warrior is "resting" so I can gank they ass the next time it's obvious you're AFK.

[paisley]

https://i.ibb.co/CJhzYkc/gearedout.png

I'm already geared out. Full patchwork and got a 3/20 off a merchant. Retiring this character at level 13 once he gets full Scarab armor. Just want to prove that it could be done.

Can i have him when you are done pls

[paisley]

Why does kang always use the green hair gnome, he should use the cute lil grumpy one lol

[magnetaress]

Mustache fetish?

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.ibb.co/CJhzYkc/gearedout.png


https://media.tenor.com/IeSwqbFy6EYAAAAC/you-crazy-son-of-a-bitch.gif

[WokeCat]

https://media.tenor.com/IeSwqbFy6EYAAAAC/you-crazy-son-of-a-bitch.gif

https://i.ibb.co/YRb3NGj/dab.png

me af rn

[paisley]

Hilarious

[magnetaress]

Here is my gnome some one awesome already gave me a green silken drape so I could find my corpse, I literally ran in circles for 3 hrs looking for it while paisely and Sweagon where streaming. It was crazy. Thankfully a kind duo helped me find it and gifted me this drape so I would stand out against the background.

GNOME CORPES ARE SO SSMOLLL Y!

:p

this char will probably outlvl and out gear my war on red but red99 is still my priority.

https://i.imgur.com/2UATQLx.png

<3

[WokeCat]

when did they stream ngl

i still have paisle and sadlax's weapons on xubb

[paisley]

when did they stream ngl

i still have paisle and sadlax's weapons on xubb

Me and sad lax was there. Sweagen too, In the state of arrest , please get it together, we are trying to level up and you are keeping us from our full potential.

[magnetaress]

probably while u where asleep from shitposting all day

[paisley]

probably while u where asleep from shitposting all day

Lol remember when i asked if anyone wanted to love me forever and ever and u was like


“***crickets**”

[WokeCat]

probably while u where asleep from shitposting all day

um i worked on my p99 red gnome lets keep it 100

[magnetaress]

Lol remember when i asked if anyone wanted to love me forever and ever and u was like


“***crickets**”
That was less then 24hrs later lol. And cricket spirit is eternal!
um i worked on my p99 red gnome lets keep it 100

I played on both servers last night. Doesn't your lil gnome get downtime?

[magnetaress]

I played on both servers last night. Doesn't your lil gnome get downtime?

What i am saying is u could have delivered ur goodies to unrest last night while your red gnome healed up.

[WokeCat]

What i am saying is u could have delivered ur goodies to unrest last night while your red gnome healed up.

i was asleep fam

maybe i should put a laptop in bed with me, idek

[magnetaress]

dude my mage on blue is already lvl 7 and hooked uppp for levels of spells and lewtz

[WokeCat]

logging on blue to see if zurlibelle is online ngl

[magnetaress]

i'm not my war is healing and i'm gonna be sipping tea so mebbe not blue until after then

[WokeCat]

i was goi ng to buff you but u never online ngl

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.imgflip.com/7983s0.jpg

[WokeCat]

i considered magician op on early days of green because they could summon those WR bags and go to perma frost and solo the entire zone and loot a ton of fine steel and those heavy ass bricks and make very good $$$ without having to deal with other players

as a cleric/shaman my options were a lot more limited when it comes to making $$$

ppl would be like omg shaman is so op, its like uh, shamans on classic dont have jbb, torpor, or fungi, they dont suck, but they arent like disgustingly op like people make them out

my pet literally be wiping the mobs in sol A and i go complete oom after casting 2 of my DoTs and then almost die

like necro/mage have a much easier time pre kunark and even then, who wants to spend 300k on torpor, fungi/jbb/epic just to be able to farm plat when other classes can do the same thing naked

[magnetaress]

i was goi ng to buff you but u never online ngl

Was on just long enough to buy spells and then camp rly.

[magnetaress]

Quick update on my blue mage! She just dinged 15 today!

Red war is cruising thru 24 aswell!

[WokeCat]

Quick update on my blue mage! She just dinged 15 today!

Red war is cruising thru 24 aswell!

where the mag at ngl

i aint seen them in steamfont when i pass thru lately

[magnetaress]

where the mag at ngl

i aint seen them in steamfont when i pass thru lately

She's camped out at dwarf paladin guild.

I'm probably going to go pick up spells in OoT soon. Then idk. I got another solo spot to try. I don't want to advertise it tho!

[WokeCat]

you like high enough to group with paizley iksars, they in butcherblok mountain

idk if you have the stamina to keep up w/ da young buccs tho lets keep it fr 100

[magnetaress]

you like high enough to group with paizley iksars, they in butcherblok mountain

idk if you have the stamina to keep up w/ da young buccs tho lets keep it fr 100

I'm laying in bed watching stargate reruns rn fr 120

[Chortles Snortles]

entire thread posts blocked
(LOL)

[Valakut]

The main reason to play a mage.


To play a gnome

[magnetaress]

ya gnomes are so great im lovin it )