Taxes are the most stressful thing

[WokeCat]

even if youre only moderately successful

please tell me im not the only one who feels this way


feel like a lot of p99 players are prob around the same age as me

and no, I dont like paying even a penny to the IRS under any circumstance

they didnt front me the money, all of the risk and cost was mine lmao

dont come over here sticking your hand out like i didnt done fight in two illegal wars for this bullfuck ass country

[Encroaching Death]

Just cheat, you probably won't get audited

That's what I do

[magnetaress]

You fought for Canada? :o

[aussenseiter]

https://i.redd.it/nmmun1drgl491.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

Why does the guy in the top left have a big nose?

Is your meme some kind of anti-semetic dog whistle, Wonkie?

[magnetaress]

Why does the guy in the top left have a big nose?

Is your meme some kind of anti-semetic dog whistle, Wonkie?

He's just a gnome. Relax.

[aussenseiter]

Why does the guy in the top left have a big nose?

Is your meme some kind of anti-semetic dog whistle, Wonkie?

Don't think such a thing for the masky guys time

[aussenseiter]

Oh it's a sumerian wojak. Ok.

[magnetaress]

There should be land set aside for ppl that don't want to pay taxes. Or can't. Fr tho. Ngl.

[aussenseiter]

There should be land set aside for ppl that don't want to pay taxes. Or can't. Fr tho. Ngl.

Sounds like easy pickings.

[Encroaching Death]

There should be land set aside for ppl that don't want to pay taxes. Or can't. Fr tho. Ngl.

I believe that's just Baltimore.

[unsunghero]

…

[magnetaress]

Whats up with this RMB going from 73 to 75 thing.

[Jobaber]

Leftists: the system is racist, the goverment are warmongers, and the capitalists are criminals!
Conservative: Id like to pay less taxes.
Leftist: YOU STUPID IDIOT

[cd288]

Sorry that you had to pay a couple grand in taxes on your low yearly income in West Virginia. Rough.

[Encroaching Death]

Leftists: the system is racist, the goverment are warmongers, and the capitalists are criminals!
Conservative: Id like to pay less taxes.
Leftist: YOU STUPID IDIOT

Which is why I don't believe a fuckin word these idiots say to me.

Their word is cheap and they're fake fucks, through and through.

[aussenseiter]

Which is why I don't believe a fuckin word these idiots say to me.

Their word is cheap and they're fake fucks, through and through.

I identify as a major fucker.

[Encroaching Death]

I identify as a major fucker.

You strike me as a minor fucker.

[Castle2.0]

Pro Tip:

Make enough money that you can hire someone to take on that hassle for you and in the process save you more than you paid to hire them.

[Encroaching Death]

Pro Tip:

Make enough money that you can hire someone to take on that hassle for you and in the process save you more than you paid to hire them.

I might have to do with all the Bitcoin I just bought in December :cool:

[cd288]

Pro Tip:

Make enough money that you can hire someone to take on that hassle for you and in the process save you more than you paid to hire them.

Wokecat doesn’t make much money that’s the part you forgot

[Jobaber]

Pro Tip:

Make enough money that you can hire someone to take on that hassle for you and in the process save you more than you paid to hire them.

Pro Tip:

If you bought bitcoin when castle told you to, sell it and fill out Form 8949 on your tax return to claim the loss and maybe you'll break even this year

:o

[Encroaching Death]

I made $2400 in the past 3 days.

Bitcoin is doing well currently.

[aussenseiter]

I made $2400 in the past 3 days.

Bitcoin is doing well currently.

In your pocket?

[Jobaber]

I made $2400 in the past 3 days.

Bitcoin is doing well currently.

Bitcoin goes up real high, so the rich can buy a bunch.

Then when it goes down to what it is now, they sell it all and file their taxes.

Then they take all the money they dont have to give to the IRS back into bitcoin.

and it will be worth a lot after april.

If you bought it high, sell it, file your taxes as a loss, buy it again, then wait for it to hit the moon.

Like Mr Wonderful did when he bought like 20 million in crypto at the peak.

Dude is gonna pay no taxes this year watch.

[Encroaching Death]

In your pocket?

I don't appreciate you bringing me back down to Earth.

I don't want to live in a world where all my gains are only on paper.

My mind KNOWS to lock in profits, but my emotional body wants to hold until it moons.

[hobart]

Pro Tip:

Make enough money that you can hire someone to take on that hassle for you and in the process save you more than you paid to hire them.

Translation: You have HR Block do your 1040 EZ for you so that you can get that refund loan.

No one here should be complaining about taxes. I'm roughly paying $88K against ordinary income and another $115K in capital gains for 22.

By the time you pay enough to complain, you're making enough that you should feel fortunate enough to not care all that much.

[Encroaching Death]

By the time you pay enough to complain, you're making enough that you should feel fortunate enough to not care all that much.

Why do really rich people avoid paying taxes?

Because it's really fun?

[Tunabros]

https://i.redd.it/nmmun1drgl491.jpg

based

[Jobaber]

lol more like

Hi i have a farm

*stab
*looks at kids

"put them in shackles"

*this farm is now property of my army and your children must fight or die

1000 years later

*writes constitution

200 years later

*stab

"I am the IRS"

[Jobaber]

Athiests: if god is real then why does cancer exist

Also atheists: WAR IS JUST A COST OF FREEDOM

[Ooloo]

Seriously though they should just teach this shit in public school. Why the hell did I have to read that stupid cocksucking book catcher in the rye but not learn about anything that I'll have to do for the rest of my life? Taxes are so retardedly complicated most people pay somebody else to do them, which makes accounting seem like a horseshit profession.

[Jobaber]

Why? Because the naval gazing communists that related to Holden Cawfield took over the education system because those that cant do: teach.

[Jobaber]

(or maybe the reptoids)

[magnetaress]

I never read catcher in the rye.

And I'm still a communist.

And I never wanted to shoot anyone really. Melee weapons are cooler.

[WokeCat]

Pro Tip:

Make enough money that you can hire someone to take on that hassle for you and in the process save you more than you paid to hire them.
ironically my family owns a tax business and they are trying to fuck me more than anyone else

you can tell by the way they talk that they really see themselves as employees or an extension of the IRS

i imagine most tax professionals feel this way