@Wokecat

[paisley]

Hi Hon, Had U wanted To be Friends

[Trexller]

oh for fucks sake

will the two of you just get over each other already

P99 forums do not give a fuck that you're both socially inept and failed to build a meaningful relationship with one another

[paisley]

oh for fucks sake

will the two of you just get over each other already

P99 forums do not give a fuck that you're both socially inept and failed to build a meaningful relationship with one anotherwho is u talking to ngl

[Trexller]

dang you really aren't keepin up kid.

out of your depth in a place like this.

isn't there some fortnite or minecraft forum you can go spam with your life diarrhea?

[paisley]

dang you really aren't keepin up kid.

out of your depth in a place like this.

isn't there some fortnite or minecraft forum you can go spam with your life diarrhea?

Who is he talking to ngl

[WokeCat]

oh for fucks sake

will the two of you just get over each other already

P99 forums do not give a fuck that you're both socially inept and failed to build a meaningful relationship with one another
I have a beautiful girlfriend who I'm crazy about. Literally forget Paisle exists except for when I come to my favorite forum and see threads like this.

[Trexller]

I have a beautiful girlfriend who I'm crazy about. Literally forget Paisle exists except for when I come to my favorite forum and see threads like this.

you break it, you buy it.

now go clean up my forums before i get upset

[paisley]

I have a beautiful girlfriend who I'm crazy about. Literally forget Paisle exists except for when I come to my favorite forum and see threads like this.

im bein legit hon, sweagen keeps telling me ur mad , im like wtf lol

[Trexller]

im bein legit hon, sweagen keeps telling me ur mad , im like wtf lol

if you're legit in this post...

then you're a fuckin psycho, like for real. Totally gone, keyed the car, burned the clothes, lied about the pregnancy type of psycho chick.

send Unsunghero a PM, he's a mental health professional and seems like a decent guy.

not sure about his hourly rates but he'll probably help you out for the sake of the forums.

[WokeCat]

if you're legit in this post...

then you're a fuckin psycho, like for real. Totally gone, keyed the car, burned the clothes, lied about the pregnancy type of psycho chick.

send Unsunghero a PM, he's a mental health professional and seems like a decent guy.

not sure about his hourly rates but he'll probably help you out for the sake of the forums.

The psycho of Yoremy Tessmia would be her best bet at a simp, legit. He may try to deny it, but he talks about watching her stream Overwatch and P99 for hours, day in and day out. I think she could beat his ass too so I think he's the safe type of Simp, not the Bryan Kohberger type.

[paisley]

The psycho of Yoremy Tessmia would be her best bet at a simp, legit. He may try to deny it, but he talks about watching her stream Overwatch and P99 for hours, day in and day out. I think she could beat his ass too so I think he's the safe type of Simp, not the Bryan Kohberger type.

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[WokeCat]

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yeah "sinful" has been watching you big hon

im not even kidding, and yes, i have it recorded

like feverishly every 5 minutes he brings up what you have been doing on stream recently

thank god hes not functional enough to be dangerous amirite

[paisley]

yeah "sinful" has been watching you big hon

im not even kidding, and yes, i have it recorded

like feverishly every 5 minutes he brings up what you have been doing on stream recently

thank god hes not functional enough to be dangerous amirite

no way lol

[WokeCat]

no way lol

yeah i think you the first girl who played eq in his mind so it had him mad fucked up

and im not even kidding

he probably revolves his entire life around stalking your stream

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/K0zGkmy.gif

[paisley]

yeah i think you the first girl who played eq in his mind so it had him mad fucked up

and im not even kidding

he probably revolves his entire life around stalking your stream

u is a known liar lets keep it 100

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/olKBIxj.jpeg

[paisley]

nice ngl , she so beatuiful

[magnetaress]

is there something wrong with her skin its all shiny?

[paisley]

Wouldn’t you like to know?

[magnetaress]

what i want to know is how u get that super even fade on the tan line

[aussenseiter]

is there something wrong with her skin its all shiny?

She's wet. That's what the shininess is meant to convey.

[Encroaching Death]

She's wet. That's what the shininess is meant to convey.

I remember fingering a girl out on my back patio and she was dripping so much that I could hear it landing on the deck below us.

Then I remembered she just went and peed like 30 seconds ago.

[Another 'I have sex' Post in the bag]

[Toxigen]

https://i.imgur.com/olKBIxj.jpeg

nice vintage

[Snaggles]

I’m just glad online relationships can’t create offline babies.

[magnetaress]

I’m just glad online relationships can’t create offline babies.

That is what you think.

DNA is just information.

We just shared information.

G-d bless 😘😉😊☺

[magnetaress]

I remember fingering a girl out on my back patio and she was dripping so much that I could hear it landing on the deck below us.

Then I remembered she just went and peed like 30 seconds ago.

[Another 'I have sex' Post in the bag]

Don't underestimate how much a girl can pee.

Also pee can be fun lol.

[paisley]

I’m just glad online relationships can’t create offline babies.

Like legit that is what you think, you better be careful hon, this shit is real

[paisley]

Don't underestimate how much a girl can pee.

Also pee can be fun lol.

TESS CHILL TESS CHILL TESS CHILL

[Jimjam]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=222696

This link will send a private message to Wokecat.

Enjoy.

[magnetaress]

I sent him one ) it was a nice msg about how cool af Canada is.

[paisley]

I sent him one, inviting him to the P99 meetup that me n Tess going to

[unsunghero]

https://www.match.com/

[paisley]

https://www.match.com/

Why had that one dude gotten banned tho, do y’all think Wokecat did it

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.imgur.com/olKBIxj.jpeg

Still thinking about this photo.

Will sling massive yogurt ropes to this later tonight.

[paisley]

Still thinking about this photo.

Will sling massive yogurt ropes to this later tonight.

Same, but metaphorical ropes.

[Trexller]

Still thinking about this photo.

Will sling massive yogurt ropes to this later tonight.

more fodder for you guys' spank bank:

https://i.imgur.com/v4emoGe.jpg

[Trexller]

a few more britney pics that i probably can't post here due to nip slips:

https://imgur.com/a/SUCTxgV

im not sure, would these be allowed on this forum?

[Trexller]

Same, but metaphorical ropes.

for girls, its called splooshing.

or you just say sploosh

[aussenseiter]

more fodder for you guys' spank bank:

https://i.imgur.com/v4emoGe.jpg

She's posed that way to hide her tummy or fupa

Bittney old :(

[Encroaching Death]

She's posed that way to hide her tummy or fupa

Bittney old :(

This photo makes her look like a seasoned stripper from Arkansas.

Don't get me wrong, I would hit her one more time, if you know what I mean.

I'd make her wear the schoolgirl uniform.

[Trexller]

She's posed that way to hide her tummy or fupa

Bittney old :(

nah man check out any other recent photos, she takes really good care of herself.

she's 41, and most 21 year old women would kill for her body

$$$ talks for sure

[Trexller]

This photo makes her look like a seasoned stripper from Arkansas.

Don't get me wrong, I would hit her one more time, if you know what I mean.

I'd make her wear the schoolgirl uniform.

yeah her instagram can be really amateurish. that's a good thing, bad lighting/angles offer a perception of reality.

[paisley]

wut has dis thread become ngl

[Trexller]

wut has dis thread become ngl

https://i.imgur.com/LudFql9.webp?tb

[aussenseiter]

nah man check out any other recent photos, she takes really good care of herself.

she's 41, and most 21 year old women would kill for her body

$$$ talks for sure

She has boy hips now

Boomer Britney

[Trexller]

She has boy hips now

Boomer Britney

yeah but... it's still Britney!!

https://i.imgur.com/3koFml5.jpeg

[WokeCat]

TBF I didn't think Brittney was hot even when I was a teenager, even though I'm of that era and most of my peers were raving about her, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore etc. Never been my type.

[Trexller]

yeah jessica simpson is too dumb, and mandy moore is too generic.

britney has always been the exact combination of fuckin hot and bat shit crazy that I am attracted to.

20 years later, she still delivers. if you've read her IG, its the ravings of a lunatic.

[WokeCat]

Im not into blondes, and dont really like skinny chicks either, so there's never really been any appeal to me :p

[Trexller]

Im not into blondes, and dont really like skinny chicks either, so there's never really been any appeal to me :p

so then is paisley a chunky brunette?

[WokeCat]

so then is paisley a chunky brunette?

i dont find paisle attractive in any way lol
she can be funny at times, but im prob in a minority who will even say that

her loud constant screaming and cursing make her too unbearable to be around or to take in large doses

most of us agree i feel

[cd288]

Can the two of you stfu and stop spamming here

[Trexller]

i dont find paisle attractive in any way lol
she can be funny at times, but im prob in a minority who will even say that

her loud constant screaming and cursing make her too unbearable to be around or to take in large doses

most of us agree i feel

so... not thicc, chunky, brown hair, brown eyes.

[Trexller]

Can the two of you stfu and stop spamming here

https://i.imgur.com/rBCnXTR.jpg

[WokeCat]

so... not thicc, chunky, brown hair, brown eyes.
I'm into feminine girls with beautiful and elegant features lol

Paisle looks like a younger Meatloaf and has to actively shave her mustache

dont get me started on her personality

i like women who act and behave like women should

[Trexller]

i like women who act and behave like women should

https://i.imgur.com/n7eKtxc.jpeg

[cd288]

Remember when recondojoe used to post here about all the ass he got IRL and really it turns out he’s simping on some rando online lol

[aussenseiter]

I'm into feminine girls with beautiful and elegant features lol

Paisle looks like a younger Meatloaf and has to actively shave her mustache

dont get me started on her personality

i like women who act and behave like women should

Paisley definitely on the hirsute side of the breed

[WokeCat]

Remember when recondojoe used to post here about all the ass he got IRL and really it turns out he’s simping on some rando online lol

lol who am i simping for

[WokeCat]

Paisley definitely on the hirsute side of the breed

fr tho

they dont believe in shaving either lmao

[cd288]

lol who am i simping for

Paisley because that’s all you can get.

Remember when you threw a fit and deleted your chars and said you were leaving, only to return and get banned? Fucking loser lol

[WokeCat]

Paisley because that’s all you can get.

Remember when you threw a fit and deleted your chars and said you were leaving, only to return and get banned? Fucking loser lol
keep it in the realm of non fiction if you want responses

serious advice

[Trexller]

Paisley because that’s all you can get.

Remember when you threw a fit and deleted your chars and said you were leaving, only to return and get banned? Fucking loser lol

https://i.imgur.com/1nnVGeg.jpg

[unsunghero]

…

[WokeCat]

ive been bested itt and shall hang my head in shame, at least until im bored in a couple of hours

[paisley]

so then is paisley a chunky brunette?

this shit had me laffn ngl


i dont find paisle attractive in any way lol
she can be funny at times, but im prob in a minority who will even say that

her loud constant screaming and cursing make her too unbearable to be around or to take in large doses

most of us agree i feel

seems legit, hon
tfw u would tell me u loved me <3 remmeber the time u told me you couldnt watch porn for three days, u had 2 jerk off 2 the thought of me instead :(
to be fair , i aint even attracted to Michael anymore,
https://youtu.be/DOYRVawJJ9M
but damnb we had some fun lol
we was good friends too, i was goin thru my old twitch clips n u always pipe up in the background being cheeky lol
i think we could be good friends if he wasnt a weirdo on the internet

[paisley]

uhh wait @kang i had one more thing 2 say (see previous post)

[paisley]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0rVB-i5CNA8?feature=share


Ngl I tried to screen record me and Xubb messages and then he called me and it stopped the recording

:p
Y’all think he just drunk n trolling? We don’t want a repeat of what happend last time ;)

[Encroaching Death]

Ngl

[magnetaress]

She's posed that way to hide her tummy or fupa

Bittney old :(

Fupa r actually cute. Don't hide.

[magnetaress]

Fupa r actually cute. Don't hide.

The tummy ones

[magnetaress]

The bottom ones not so much

[magnetaress]

Also nothing wrong with girls with a little hair and a solid heritage and connection to the earth. Better genetic stock than the frail alien hybrids that get sick and feint if dirt touches them.

[Encroaching Death]

Fupa r actually cute. Don't hide.

She actually captures the essence of being toned, but soft at the same time. There's a fine line there.

There have been studies where they can tell what body type you're attracted to based on how you prefer your cookies. Women *tend* to prefer harder, crispy cookies and Men *tend* to like soft, gooey cookies.

Britney Spears is like the perfect cookie here. Firm, yet soft and gooey.

https://i.imgur.com/olKBIxj.jpeg

[paisley]

Cookie

[Encroaching Death]

I could eat a cookie for hours

[magnetaress]

I like softer cookies. Butt not gooey or syrupy.



My favorite is black and whites. Made with lots of sourcream.

[paisley]

What the fuck

[Encroaching Death]

What the fuck

https://media.tenor.com/bWbo7Q8gQ34AAAAC/eat-ricky-berwick.gif

[magnetaress]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie

[cd288]

this shit had me laffn ngl




seems legit, hon
tfw u would tell me u loved me <3 remmeber the time u told me you couldnt watch porn for three days, u had 2 jerk off 2 the thought of me instead :(
to be fair , i aint even attracted to Michael anymore,
https://youtu.be/DOYRVawJJ9M
but damnb we had some fun lol
we was good friends too, i was goin thru my old twitch clips n u always pipe up in the background being cheeky lol
i think we could be good friends if he wasnt a weirdo on the internet

Surely recondojoe (now wokecat) wouldn’t be interested in you. He used to spend months on here telling us all how he was banging like 10/10 girls who were smoking hot and loved all his cars and money and muscles

[paisley]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie

Ngl I didn’t read this article but I googled black and white cookie sour cream and I’m shocked

[paisley]

Surely recondojoe (now wokecat) wouldn’t be interested in you. He used to spend months on here telling us all how he was banging like 10/10 girls who were smoking hot and loved all his cars and money and muscles

Idk, I’m pretty perfect, youthful, desirable, and fertile so it make sense to me

[Encroaching Death]

ngl

[paisley]

ngl

[unsunghero]

Either way, it seems the dude isn’t interested

I catch some grief for it from people that don’t like them, but I still recommend dating sites like match and bumble as a better way to meet people to date than MMORPG’s. If not that, then striking up a conversation at a grocery store, having an RL friend or fam try to set you up with someone they know, hell even meeting someone at a bar (which I dislike) or RL event is probably still better than on an MMORPG. This is just IMO. And it doesn’t mean there are the occasional success story. I guarantee you there are 1000x more success stories from dating sites than MMO’s however

You don’t have to date a clone of yourself with the exact same interests. Sometimes it’s nice to have someone introduce you to something new

[Trexller]

this chick is an unhinged psycho

therefore her dating methods are required to be as insane as herself.

[unsunghero]

this chick is an unhinged psycho

therefore her dating methods are required to be as insane as herself.

Just based on the guy’s communication, the best she can hope for is to friendzone herself. Which….well, have fun with living in that limbo. We can tell ourselves sweet little lies like we are getting what we want out of a friendzone relationship, but it’s only a matter of time before it causes emotional issues. Especially if the dude isn’t single and will occasionally drop info on his current actual relationship

How I dunno this guy and if that’s really the case, hell they could be the same person for all I know. I’m just taking what he said at face value

[Trexller]

yeah she already said she gets turned on by being treated badly, so that's some textbook crazy chick 101 business right there.

so I had to switch to just posting pics of hot women as responses.

https://i.imgur.com/UaBcO7F.jpeg

[paisley]

LOL

[aussenseiter]

Paisle do you dream a lot?

[paisley]

Paisle do you dream a lot?

not too much, sometimes i remember my dreams

[aussenseiter]

not too much, sometimes i remember my dreams

Are they American dreams?

[paisley]

Are they American dreams?

:D

[unsunghero]

yeah she already said she gets turned on by being treated badly, so that's some textbook crazy chick 101 business right there.



Yea it seems a little stalker-ish and especially if she really called the cops or tried to swat him or something, than it’s probably better to do a clean break and block/ignore her. But instead it seems like he keeps responding, might be even communicating through other mediums, I dunno. So to me all signs point to friendzoning

If whatever issue with the guild still hasn’t been resolved, then it probably isn’t going to. Continuing to post for attention I don’t have a problem with, because I also like to post for attention. Continuing to post about this dude who either wants nothing to do with you or at best has friendzoned you is kinda sad and stalkerish though

[aussenseiter]

:D

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HiddenBoilingBarb-size_restricted.gif

[Trexller]

Yea it seems a little stalker-ish and especially if she really called the cops or tried to swat him or something, than it’s probably better to do a clean break and block/ignore her. But instead it seems like he keeps responding, might be even communicating through other mediums, I dunno. So to me all signs point to friendzoning

If whatever issue with the guild still hasn’t been resolved, then it probably isn’t going to. Continuing to post for attention I don’t have a problem with, because I also like to post for attention. Continuing to post about this dude who either wants nothing to do with you or at best has friendzoned you is kinda sad and stalkerish though

dude these two crazy kids really do deserve each other

im scared tho

imagine their offspring... *shudder* things can go downhill sooooo fast

https://i.imgur.com/UHjNJfF.jpeg

[paisley]

Yea it seems a little stalker-ish and especially if she really called the cops or tried to swat him or something, than it’s probably better to do a clean break and block/ignore her. But instead it seems like he keeps responding, might be even communicating through other mediums, I dunno. So to me all signs point to friendzoning

If whatever issue with the guild still hasn’t been resolved, then it probably isn’t going to. Continuing to post for attention I don’t have a problem with, because I also like to post for attention. Continuing to post about this dude who either wants nothing to do with you or at best has friendzoned you is kinda sad and stalkerish though
lol, he was lying about the cops ngl, i never done anything malicious to him
tbh , who knows, maybe he will end up being chill and we can be "friends" again, but he kind acrazy towards females on the internet so he would prob end up doxing me or something
also, the guild leader for yoremy tessmia reached out to me and told me what happened, so yea, jsut posting for attention now <3

[paisley]

dude these two crazy kids really do deserve each other

im scared tho

imagine their offspring... *shudder* things can go downhill sooooo fast

https://i.imgur.com/UHjNJfF.jpeg

i would be a great mother ngl

[Trexller]

i would be a great mother ngl

https://i.imgur.com/sHjZ6jL.jpg

[paisley]

ummm

[aussenseiter]

ummm

Sleeping around is one strategy to get a green card

Not sure doing it on Gaia counts tho ngl

[Trexller]

ummm

N G L

[paisley]

Sleeping around is one strategy to get a green card

Not sure doing it on Gaia counts tho ngl

it counts

[Trexller]

it counts

ngl

[aussenseiter]

it counts

Your best bet is D in the B to prove it's true love 💕

He probably gay anyway

[unsunghero]

lol, he was lying about the cops ngl, i never done anything malicious to him
tbh , who knows, maybe he will end up being chill and we can be "friends" again, but he kind acrazy towards females on the internet so he would prob end up doxing me or something
also, the guild leader for yoremy tessmia reached out to me and told me what happened, so yea, jsut posting for attention now <3

It sure sounded like you wanted to be at least friends. Considering he’s making accusations of you doing stuff on par with domestic violence in my book (swatting-type stuff), and you are saying he mistreats women and could doxx you then it would be for the best that you both not even be friends

And that’s setting aside the fact that friendzoning you means any time he wants some validation he can get it from you and then re-reject you, and you can go on that emotional rollercoaster for a while until you realize how unhealthy it is for you

Like I said, clean break. Exercise, socialize, and maybe check dating sites ;) same rec’s I give dudes

[paisley]

It sure sounded like you wanted to be at least friends. Considering he’s making accusations of you doing stuff on par with domestic violence in my book (swatting-type stuff), and you are saying he mistreats women and could doxx you then it would be for the best that you both not even be friends

And that’s setting aside the fact that friendzoning you means any time he wants some validation he can get it from you and then re-reject you, and you can go on that emotional rollercoaster for a while until you realize how unhealthy it is for you

Like I said, clean break. Exercise, socialize, and maybe check dating sites ;) same rec’s I give dudes

lol , ur sweet hon

[paisley]

lol, new amazing wokecat content coming soon ???

[Jimjam]

Didn't you dox him earlier? Didn't you mentioned in passing the first name of someone?

[paisley]

Didn't you dox him earlier? Didn't you mentioned in passing the first name of someone?

is dis wokecat on an alt, lets keep it 100

[Jimjam]

is dis wokecat on an alt, lets keep it 100

It is said there are only like 5 people on this forum, each with an army of puppet accounts.

[Encroaching Death]

Paisley and Wokecat are the same person

ngl

[paisley]

Paisley and Wokecat are the same person

ngl

i wish this was true, but we was in VC together earlier

[Encroaching Death]

i wish this was true, but we was in VC together earlier

Same guy, two different voices.

[Jimjam]

Same soul.

[paisley]

Same soul.
+1

[paisley]

Same guy, two different voices.

this make so much sense, paisle is just woke cat iwht voice hcnaceger .

[Encroaching Death]

this make so much sense, paisle is just woke cat iwht voice hcnaceger .

We're dealing with one person who has schizophrenia and a couple of forum accounts.

They talk to themselves on Discord, record all the interactions, add a handful of 'ngl's', and post them on RnF.

I cracked the code. Solved the mystery.

Case closed. Due to schizophrenia.

[magnetaress]

why would someone with schizophrenia talk to themself on discord? how does that work??? discord in a VM with a diff IP address? that is just a bit too much for me

[paisley]

Had y’all seen my new highlight on my twitch ngl, I’m laying in bed rn replaying the part at 15:11

If you start at 15 it’s extra funny and cute. This tickles me pink.

[Patrece]

Who is he talking to ngl

[paisley]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[paisley]

why would someone with schizophrenia talk to themself on discord? how does that work??? discord in a VM with a diff IP address? that is just a bit too much for me

Ngl I need to hire Tess to be my lawyer methinx

[paisley]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3559045#post3559045

[paisley]

going to jerk off to porn and pass out

[Raj]

It is said there are only like 5 people on this forum, each with an army of puppet accounts.

:(

It's like some kinda containment zone for the 5150s of P99 LOL :cool:

[goblinmob]

:(

It's like some kinda containment zone for the 5150s of P99 LOL :cool:

Petition/Exploit (https://www.project1999.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=25) is lit. real talk

[Trexller]

Wokecat/Paisley spamming forums across the internet:

https://i.imgur.com/q3V2wvU.png

[paisley]

LOL!

[magnetaress]

Don't really understand what is going on. Just the picture of 50 cell phones.

[Trexller]

Don't really understand what is going on. Just the picture of 50 cell phones.

its obv a chinese spammer, but setups like this are how people manage hundreds of social accounts.

or, just a few accounts where they pretend to be multiple people on an elf sim forum for a 23 year old game that barely anyone remembers, and even fewer actually play.

[paisley]

what had he said

[WokeCat]

Wokecat/Paisley spamming forums across the internet:

https://i.imgur.com/q3V2wvU.png

It ain’t even like that, this forum is just that dead that it makes it seem that way

Hopefully a new server comes out soon and there’s more bickering going on to help liven this place up some