Derailment thread

[Octavian]

Each successive post must completely derail from the previous post, preferably by twisting the wording of its author/creating a straw man argument against it.

I'll start:

The USA is designed to move only laterally, never forward. This is why its two party system exists. Each party spends their time in office dismantling whatever was built/worked on by the other party. In reality, they're all besties and hate the citizens.

[magnetaress]

Doritos and mnt dew go gud together.

[aussenseiter]

Rivervale is Norraths only democratic state (https://wiki.project1999.com/Mayor_Gubbin_(NPC))

[unsunghero]

Each successive post must completely derail from the previous post, preferably by twisting the wording of its author/creating a straw man argument against it.

I'll start:

The USA is designed to move only laterally, never forward. This is why its two party system exists. Each party spends their time in office dismantling whatever was built/worked on by the other party. In reality, they're all besties and hate the citizens.

So you’re proposing some fatalist solution like anarchy? The game is rigged so let’s all give up and/or rebel? Exactly what I’d expect from another Antifa degenerate. I have a better idea: get a job, make lots of money, and use that money and influence to be the change you want to see with government

[unsunghero]

Ah they beat me to responding

[Jobaber]

Rivervale is Norraths only democratic state (https://wiki.project1999.com/Mayor_Gubbin_(NPC))

theiving little havesies

[paisley]

All Gnomes is Gay

[goblinmob]

I had this dream once. My dad and I were working on a fence on his farm and I had to set my brain in a bucket for some reason. When I turn away to do whatever, one of the cows (Fancy) had tipped over the bucket and had eaten pieces of my brain! I was really distraught because for the rest of my life I would be missing so many memories and so much knowledge. Without those parts of my brain to reference, I could never be sure "Is this something I legitimately forgot or don't understand, or is this Fancy's fault?!" For the rest of my life, I would never really be sure. One minute you're just living your life in a dream where you can put your brain in a bucket and the next, you realize you'll never know who you could've been. Or were. And you have to carry on the rest of your life with this awareness and have no choice but to just cope with it. It's not my fuckin fault, dad!

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[Duik]

If only there was a hole in that bucket, dear Lizza. Your brain coulda woulda shoulda been on the ground still, unmoving, ready for you to reclaim those lost memories and placing the blame for your sad wasted life rightfully on your pappy.
Also, your fancy story lacks soul and lessens our collective intelligence (if thats even possible here).

[goblinmob]

I never thought of it like that.. thank you, dawg.. I'm ready to move on. Thank you..

[Duik]

Move on some place else, we all stuck here, unmoving, frozen in time, 1999 like the song.
Thank Jebus, he needs it.

[goblinmob]

Who do I turn to now? I have nowhere else to go, Duik.

[paisley]

I think Goblin Mob is a really cool usrename

[magnetaress]

one of the best usernames

definately all star p99/r99 material

also

to those saying we stuck here

thats OK

i honestly come and go and after my death ascension NDE experience I chose to come back here so idk guys its not that bad

pretty good actually


you deserve to feel good about this place

[Rager and Quitter]

The worst part of the P99 player base is that they feel some strange desire to protect the rights of these minority groups in Norrath, people that contribute nothing, in fact some are actually quite detrimental to Norrath as a whole (I'm looking at you, Erudites). Not to mention the extremely small group of dwarves where we can't tell if they're men or women (beards make it all so confusing). Then you have Norrathians who are clearly men in the pubs screaming "It's ma'am". Like, come on guy, you aren't fooling anyone. Oh, and don't get me started, if you aren't attracted to a dwarf "woman" with a beard, you somehow now have a phobia of them? No, it's not a phobia, I just prefer my women without dicks, oh, and a vagina and a womb would be nice too since I'd like to have my own children to raise in a nice place like Felwithe or Halas. Anyway, the League of Antonican Bards (most of which have limp wrists if you know what I mean) seem to scream the loudest, but we know there just aren't that many bards in Norrath.

[magnetaress]

Everyone should just be a gnome. 👍

[aussenseiter]

The worst part of the P99 player base is that they feel some strange desire to protect the rights of these minority groups in Norrath, people that contribute nothing, in fact some are actually quite detrimental to Norrath as a whole (I'm looking at you, Erudites). Not to mention the extremely small group of dwarves where we can't tell if they're men or women (beards make it all so confusing). Then you have Norrathians who are clearly men in the pubs screaming "It's ma'am". Like, come on guy, you aren't fooling anyone. Oh, and don't get me started, if you aren't attracted to a dwarf "woman" with a beard, you somehow now have a phobia of them? No, it's not a phobia, I just prefer my women without dicks, oh, and a vagina and a womb would be nice too since I'd like to have my own children to raise in a nice place like Felwithe or Halas. Anyway, the League of Antonican Bards (most of which have limp wrists if you know what I mean) seem to scream the loudest, but we know there just aren't that many bards in Norrath.

Erudites created the moon.

[Lune]

Life (in general society, independent of individual circumstances) really was better in the 80's 90's and 00's

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/wgMIhA2.jpg

[Tongpow]

https://i.imgur.com/wgMIhA2.jpg

invite me back into TMO if you still have officer. CECILY

~Ekco

[Bardp1999]

The events of September 11th were orchestrated by George W Bush as a false flag to rape the American people of constitutional rights and further the agenda of the shadow government.

[Duik]

Banned you say?

[Tongpow]

bump.

[Jobaber]

Problem solved, thanks!